Flirting at the table

>>49692861

Put the game first, but if there is a real connection, do that lovey dovey stuff after the game is over.

Everyone met to game, not listen to the two of you contemplate the exchange of hormones and fluids. Give the people the game they came for. After that, go with the girl you came for.

If you're gonna be GMing i'd advise against it, you can save that kinda stuff for breaks or whatnot. I've had a game where the GM's girlfriend was one of the players and they flirted all the time, it got old really fast

>>49692903

Heed this wisdom

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>>49692861
>Flirting at the table
>girl
Stop. STOP.

>>49692861

People will smell it a mile away and make the game awkward. Which in turn makes for a terrible experience, but people will never outright tell you to your face how bad it was.

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>>49692861

>flirting at the table

fucking light weight baby. The table is for abuse and domming only.

flirt afterwards.

>>49692861
Give a good game, impress them with your public speaking skills and ability to perform basic math in your head, then flirt afterwards, not during

I agree with everyone else, ask when you get there if she has time to catch up after the game and keep the game for gaming.

>>49693058
Remember - all players must wear gimp masks at all times!

grope her right in the pussy - t. the Donald

>>49693058
Flirting time eats into whipping time.

Focus on what really matters.

>>49692861
As everyone else is saying, obviously don't flirt during the game. Go over, GM a great game, and stay afterwards (slightly later than all the other guests) to help her clean up the food and gaming materials. (If the others are staying just as late, accidentally leave your keys on your chair before you go and come back for them a few minutes later.) If there's flirting to be done, that's the time to do it.

Source: how I started dating my now-fiancé

>>49693485
>Not using a paddle
t. amateur

>>49693584
>not using a riding crop

Literally lmao

Sounds more like you're just hoping to get laid than actually have fun with friends

>>49692861
>Is flirting acceptable at the table?
Absolutely fucking not.
You are there to play a cooperative game with many people more than just the two of you.
Most of whom will not enjoy listening to you two verbally canoodling.
Save that, and more, for afterwards.

>>49693604
>Not using a plank of wood with a rusty nail in it
Fucking lightweights get out

>>49694039

>Not using your belt

Can someone say "daddy issues?"

>>49692861
>I said a 'real connection,' not just a pathetic misinterpretation of her actions

uh huh, sure

LOL dumb erping amirite?

>>49694039
Fuck, I can't compete with this until I save up enough to buy a mace.

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>>49692903

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>>49695085
Got you covered bro.

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>>49692903
First post best toast

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>tfw you'll never have a real connection with a qt ca/tg/irl

Last time I got a girlfriend interested in D&D she tried giving me a footjob under the table, and when I told her to knock it off, she ended up blowing the party dwarf fighter a few days later and breaking up with me

feels bad man

>>49695161
>Literally being a cuck to a dwarf fag

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>>49695161

This is why you don't date succubuses man

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>>49695131
>best toast
no anon

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>>49695225
>>49695194

It was a long time ago. I have since then fully grown into a NEET neckbeard that spends 6 hours or more of every night planning multiple gaming sessions I run every week.

I get laid occasionally, but I don't do the whole "connections" thing since my ex-fiance, the queen succubus, devoured what was left of my small blackened heart.

And with all that said, I still think dwarves are one of the better races.

>>49692903
Pretty much this. There's nothing worse than third wheeling, and it's even worse if it was an event meant for everyone. It just ends up being awkward and annoying for everyone but you.

>>49695277
>NEET neckbeard
>planning sessions

You are a terrible NEET and GM.

>>49695295

My planning mostly consists of reading articles or watching youtube videos. Very little actually gets put on paper. I try to stay sand-box-ish

As for NEET, yeah I'm a pretty bad one, what with having some semblance of a social life that entirely consists of roleplaying and alcohol.

Still no qt gf tho

>>49692861
just flirt outside of the game you dumbwit

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>>49692861
>Give me your thoughts /tg/.

ask if shes got a brother then if she says yes get close and make him your qt trap ;)

but this mainly >>49692903

>GMing JUST to get your dick wet
God fucking damn normalfags, get out. GET OUT.

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>>49692903

>>49692903
This guy said it all and no more need be said but I want to say something so i'll it anyway. I choose to say, "Duck toes."

And now, having said it, i'm sure someone's magical realm was inadvertently opened.

>>49695453
While I agree with >>49692903 and I understand your disdain, having a girl who loves to game and enjoys acting out erotic scenes with her gm (me!), I definitely gm from time to time with the dew point of my dick in mind.

>>49693628
Yes, and?

>>49692923
So it's ok to flirt as long as it's not with a girl?

>>49692861
Wonder what happened to the femanon who wanted to steal her GM.

>>49692903
Youre almost right, he can flirt and do all that good stuff IF everyone agrees to an erp sesh

>>49692861
I am in a situation that doesn't quite mirror this, but is still pretty nice.

Started a game for this couple, and the second week three more players came. I am suddenly DMing for three cute girls who have never played RPG's before. Jackpot, right?

Here's the deal; no flirting during game time. Especially if the players are new. Focus on making a great game, being impartial, and giving the best possible first impression for these people.

If this girl and you really have something, you'll surely talk a little more after the game, right? And by being a cool, professional DM who provides an awesome game, you gain at least a little value as a person, seeming creative, as socially adept as a D&D nerd can be, fair minded in adjudication and fast on your feet. If you pull that off, it can't hurt.

There's no guarantee you and she will get together. But even if not, as long as you are delicate, you may win a good group.

>>49695248
>French toast
>With syrup
What the fuck is wrong with you, french toast should be consumed with salt and ketchup!

>>49693478
Am I the only one who isn't a fan and who honestly isn't offended by this?

>>49699968
Are you 600 pounds?

>>49692903
/thread

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>>49692861
Just don't do it like this.

>>49701945
>she says she likes lifting
>she wears a shirt that shows off her abs
>to the bunch of nerds she games with
LITERALLY asking for it.

>>49701945
>don't talk to my girlfriend
>whose in the same group as you
He's a retarded asshole.

>I won't tell you what you did wrong
>you need to talk to more girls to find out
>not me though
Wow, she's a retarded asshole too.

>>49692861
ABF

Always
Be
Flirting

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>>49702054
>>49702084

>>49702054
>>49702084
>Found Stalker guy

>>49702247
Look, he's autist as fuck, but that doesn't stop the "victims" being idiots and assholes.

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>>49702262

The guy did not tell the people at the table to not talk to his girlfriend. He was even not all that insulted by the guy staring at her and presumably making comments, evidenced by him letting the autist stay. Then the autist made the nice abs comment when he was told to cool it, and was then kicked from the game.

The girl acted rationally by avoiding the guy, and when she decided to tell him straight, she laid it out in a firm, but polite way.

I'm curious to see what retarded worldview would make you think these actions made them assholes. Please, entertain me.

>>49702446
>The guy did not tell the people at the table to not talk to his girlfriend.
Re-read the cap.

>>49702477
Did you actually read the top part? He describes it much differently the first time. Second time he's already started obsessing and trying to rationalize how he's somehow "better" for her.

I've only ever been called a creep once.
That day I learned that American English calls rubber "eraser".

>>49702543
So you're not denying the story literally says what I said and you claimed was wrong?

>>49702583
The first story has it so that he says the GM told him to "play it cool". The second time around, the guy is omitting facts or straight-up changing the story after he was told he was very wrong the first time around. Which telling, both by the same person, do you think is more reliable?

>>49702583
1. Not him.
2. It doesn't say anywhere that the GM told people at the table not to talk to his girlfriend, he just told the autist to be cool.

>>49702635
It's about two-thirds down.
>One day the GM asked me to stop talking to her and I refused.

Note that in this version the guy does not say that it was the woman in the situation that told the GM to kick the guy because the guy "literally can't stop staring at her" and being a creep.

>>49702622
I love how you think one version can actually be believed just because it maybe contradicts the other.

>>49702691
One does contradict the other, and that's when questions of reliability comes into play.

>>49702672
I see that now.

Fair enough, it's still pretty clear the dude is trying to rationalize in the second one.

>>49702719
That's what I think, it's pretty obvious to anyone except someone trying to paint the woman as an evil man-hater or something.

>>49702582
Kek.

>>49702746
Especially after the first description, which sounds much more reasonable and has a pretty logical progression.