>ITT: sum up your life in 1 image

>>49691060
>0 successes
fug

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>>49691060

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>>49691060

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>>49691147
At least you're cute.

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>>49691060

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>>49692002

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>>49691060
For some reason, every plan I make falls apart horribly.

And then I waltz out of any consequences by lucky coincidence.

Every success turns into failure, every failure leaves me better off than before.

I'm tossed into life like dice.

Also I have a rich and powerful dad.

>>49692102
Also I'm kind of autistic and spend my life building shit and suffer pain as a form of meditation, I guess.

I mean, exploring sensation and all. So piercings and scarring and drugs.

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>There is only one inborn erroneous notion … that we exist in order to be happy … So long as we persist in this inborn error … the world seems to us full of contradictions. For at every step, in great things and small, we are bound to experience that the world and life are certainly not arranged for the purpose of maintaining a happy existence … hence the countenances of almost all elderly persons wear the expression of … disappointment.

>>49692102 >>49692118
You have to be 18 to post here.

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>>49691060

>>49691598
...is that a character sheet? Looks like a pretty streamlined process.

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>>49692149

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>>49692002
At least you're useful.

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>>49691060

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>>49691060

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>>49691060

>>49692146
So do you, newfag. He's describing Rogal Dorn, you dense fuck.

>>49692434
That is... basically my life. Autism is shit.

>>49692434
Sometimes I'm glad I hate talking to other people. It's amazing the things you can do in life when you aren't preoccupied with the assholes next door.

Pic related

>>49691638
Do you work at social services? seems like a very ungrateful job

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>>49693456
your D keeps you alive??

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It's not what my life is, but I'm trying. I'm trying real hard to make it that way.

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I'm 23. Physically I haven't changed since I was 16. I move a lot. The first time I went to purchase from a liquor store in this town, I had to leave and go get my ID from home.

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>>49691060
It's going pretty okay, OP, thanks for asking.

>>49692161
Must be Only War

>>49691598
>TombofHorrors.gif

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>/traditional games/

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>>49691574
That's my favorite fucking image, holy shit, I remember posting that all over /mu/ every single day like 7 years ago.

Also, in case anyone is wondering. This is a pillow case, available for purchase on Amazon.

>>49693477
My penis has taken me places I wouldn't even go with a gun.

>>49694307
>Atheist
>Good
Come back when you're not 12.

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May the bridges we burn light our way onward.

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>>49691200

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I'm pretty happy right now

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>>49691060

>>49691574
listenherecumslut.jpg

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>>49692023

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I miss her.

>>49692146
>on /tg/
>not getting a 40k joke
>not getting it even with the fucking pic related

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>>49694749
Penis. Not even once

>>49694840
I'm the one who's disappointed with his goose

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>>49691060

>>49694761
>hating on Bill
>being contrarian just cuz
It's your life

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Going bad guys

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>>49691060
I put on a face to hide how I really feel.

I'd post an image, however, the hard drive that contained all of my music, RPG books, images that I find funny, and pornography, died the other day. Plus I'm stuck in a dead end job that everyone doesn't appreciate. Oh, and everyone I know is either pairing off, or has found that significant other. They spend time with them over hanging out with me, so I end up being alone all the time.

So if you would just imagine a sad face for me please.

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>>49695912
No matter what, at least he's got his momma

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>>49696176

>>49696226
BEHOLD, MY STAND!

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I have given up on living a comfortable life, so I shitpost IRL as much as possible to fill the void of sadness in me.

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>>49691060

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Everything I do is escapism.

>>49694948
The setting doesn't interest me and I'm not into wargaming.
I can't even name all 20 primarches.

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>>49691060
I hate not being the best suited for something but I hate silences to, a terrible combination.

>>49695653
What a coincidence. I'm the one getting drunk while I'm at work.

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>>49691060

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>>49691060
Basically >>49692461

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>>49691060

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>>49691060

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It's working for me overall but I seem to be pissing off those closest to me.

Not that they ever aren't pissed at everything anyways, I'm just taking more heat than I used to.

>>49694666
>thats my fetish

>>49694666
>Physically I haven't changed since I was 16.
That's not a curse. That's a ble/ss/ing.

>>49699444
I have a friend who hasn't changed since she was like 12 and is going on 28 this year. Talk about being a late bloomer.

>>49699488
I will give you $500 for her phone number.

>>49699488
Go on...

>>49699496
>>49699502
Too late, she's married.

To a woman.

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>>49699521
>M'am, with all due respect, I don't think you should be taking your daughter into this kind of establishment.
>That's my wife.

>>49699521
Ok $600

>>49699488
I knew a girl like that, back in highschool. She liked to crossdress and was an adorable reverse trap.

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>>49699580
>>49699547
MUH DICK!

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I'm the tortoise

>>49699396
You might take "not caring" into the direction of being a cunt. That's not necessary.
Look up stoicism. Might be the life philosophy for you

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>>49691060
>Got 2 papers in on-time last week
>Got 2 papers due this week
>Easy topics, already written about half of each
>Finally have a direction for my life in the form of a gradschool program I want to get into
>Uni grades have gone up 20% since I moved back home after first year (currently in 3rd)
>Both the game I play in and the one I DM are going pretty well
>As of yesterday I have a girlfriend again after being single for 4 years
>Lost between 15-20 lbs this summer

Honestly things are looking up for me teeg. We can do it guys

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>>49691060
it's not all bad. i just need to sift through life's shit first

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>>49691060

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>>49691060

Everything has been shit lately but winter is coming back and it makes me happy

Small things anon

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Lifes good. Old DM might finally run something again. It's been a month since our last session because of schedules and whatnot.

>>49698169
Nobody can, Anon, but is surprising that you know the number.

>>49700875
Technically it's 21.

>>49700150
gratz bro

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>>49700909

What?
No.
..Shut up.

>>49691167
In the same boat. Seen some shit and you either bottle it up or everyone thinks you're crazy.

>>49700977
Can I just say that I had the book that picture's from as a child. It used to scare the /shit/ out of me.

>>49692131
>pic
As a person who sleeps 10 to 12 hours a day this really hits home.

>>49700009
Up to and including long-distance molestation from a friend that helped you get yourself together?

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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>think the girl I like has feelings for another or just views me as a friend
>turns out she actually has feelings for me too, decide to pursue some weird time-delayed relationship because distance

>freak out because Hurricane Matthew
>literally-nothing.jpg

>physics professor dumps a fuckton of homework on us last minute
>finished most of it in one sitting

>panic because I forgot to finish a paper
>all the research is already done, most of it is somehow written and it's not even due until Wednesday

I don't know how the fuck I've been managing to get this lucky this semester but I'm not going to jinx it.

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>>49702075
>rolled a 1
WHAT DOES IT MEAN? SOMEONE EXPLAIN

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>>49699413

>>49700875
It almost always seeps into the Metroid threads somehow.

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it shouldn't surprise anyone that I have a dedicated folder

>>49700333
i see this panel on so many office doors where i work

>>49699488
I know a chick who is 4' 6 and looks like she's about 13, despite being 21. She has the quietest voice imaginable but she can pick out people speaking from across a crowded room. We call her Little Bee because her name starts with a B.

She can't even buy booze with an ID because everyone just thinks it's fake.

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>>49691060
Me all the time

>>49693435
Underrated post

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After my boss got promoted elsewhere, I got his position. I'm going to get a big pay-raise, and if I play my cards right I can make myself un-fireable. But more importantly, I'm the one calling the shots now, and I hate every one else in my division. I cannot wait for my first opportunity to deny someone time off.

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>>49691060

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things are pretty good right now but I'm pretty sure it's for the wrong reasons

>>49702093
don't worry it's a roll under system

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>>49691060
This is LITERALLY me EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
Good God, someone just end me

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If someone could get me off this ride that'd be great.

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I'm still trying to piece together how it's got to this point.

>>49691060
>Born into a warthorn country, family lost all our property (I hate Muslims because of this)
>Father was away on work most of the time so no real father figure.
>No social awareness as a kid so I often unknowingly provoked fights and got beat up or beat up others when I got better at fisticuffs.
>Focused on school since I liked to read to get away from my day to day problems.
>Teachers and school advisors left over from the commie system (read as incompetent beraucrats) suggest I take general education as my high school (only general education, no crafts or technical skills, basically high school for kids who will go to uni) despite being poor.
>Drop out of uni after first year cause no money.
>Now a minimum wage construction worker with a 10 hour work day every day in Germany and no perspective on a better life.
>I'll soon turn 24 and own nothing and only have miniscule savings.

FML

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>>49691060

>>49694717
Who the hell bites into a Kinder egg?
The kid can only blame himself for that.

>>49694769

You should not be taking life lessons from Murcielago. Unless you're a snake tongued lesbian knife-crazy sociopath.

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This is why I spend more and more time on /k/

>>49694948
>40k is the only /tg/ thing that matters
>all of the jokes and pics must be recognized, understood, and acknowledged as funny
>how dare you not know what I know, not like what I like

>>49705267
The white house during the Kennedy administration must have been a truly magical place.

>>49700150

You can do it, you mean.

>>49702493 c >>49694527

>>49705267
47 minutes 22 seconds in
https://youtu.be/xYoLcJuBtOw?t=47m22s

>>49705194
Eat the crust you fuckwit. Bread's the bomb.

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>>49694942
Me too.

>>49699396
I recently found a similar look at life. In the last month I started smoking, drinking large amounts everyday when people piss me off I tell them to get fucked.

It actually has dragged me out of my anxiety issues and I'm happy now.

>>49694761
Atheists don't need a giant book to tell them how not to be assholes. Not that these books seem to help, as the religious are some of the worst assholes you can imagine.

>>49694761
The entire reason I posted that image was the last two panels rather than the first. Religious or not, political or apolitical, there is a common good we should all strive to achieve together.

It's not easy, but when I consider the alternatives I know what I'd rather have in life. I'm even taking 5 minutes out of my day to give you the (You) you wanted, so enjoy it. I honestly mean that, and hope you have a good day.

>>49693456
Ixion Saga DT is my life story.

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>>49706363
>Don't need a giant book to tell them how not to be assholes
Yeah, you buy several smaller books instead, right?
Not that it matters. At the end of the day, people either choose to be an asshole or not.
>Religious people are some of the worst assholes you can imagine
Man, I sure am glad that that observed ratio of assholes to non doesn't apply to every other group with strongly held opinions. It's almost as if people who don't consider groups outside their own as intelligent or moral are more likely to treat them as inferior as a result. Imagine that.
I'm fucking done with self-righteous people like you and the douche you replied to (>>49694761), because the argument always goes something like this:
>Hur dur underage fedora!
>Muh enlightened lack of need for God or opinions outside my own!
>Nihilist Ayn Rand ubermensch wannabe!
>Bible-thumping hillbilly sheeple!
You assholes always treat being a decent human being as something you should get praise for instead of the bare minimum.
>Look at me, I'm upholding the word of God!
>Look at me, I'm doing nice things despite having no moral obligation outside myself to do so!
Great work, cunts. 10/10 bait, both of you.

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>>49706786
Yeah okay man, dial it back about 20% there

Lotta miserable cunts in this thread.

>>49692102
Donald, don't you have an election to lose?

>>49694948
Fuck 40k, it's a shitty setting.

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>>49692002

>>49706363
Yeah man, athiests are so peaceful. Look at Pol Pot and Stalin. Men of peace!

>>49708188
What the fuck did I just read?

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Probably the most accurate one I have.

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>>49696176
For (You)

>>49706500
I'll try I guess. Maybe I'll start by shaving off the neckbeard.

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I'm pretty sure this is where my life is headed. But for the moment, things are good.

>>49705360
> president sleeping around, wife likely in on it.
> military advisor advising nuclear war
> Vice president showing his dick and balls to everyone.

I cant make campaigns like that.

>>49708188
how do you even read this?

>>49691060
Why are these threads a thing

>>49708622
1 and 3 are the same guy

>>49708188
Only if you're a cute girl, nigger. Being an ugly girl is worse than being any guy.

>>49707823
Nope, he got it right

>>49706786
gj, anon. seriously

>>49708188
Am I the only person who's getting '404 file no longer exists' for random images here?

>>49694755
Yeah god I think this is my life.
It feels like people are just telling me kind and nice shit just so I don't kill myself.

Nigga I am as hapy as I can be, just cause I don't call very often doesn't mean I'm depressed. I wanna play vydea and hang out with other people sometimes jeez.

>>49698339
I'm the one who chases the pig.
Its fun and all but I really want that pig.

>>49702075
Well you're fucked now.

>>49708211
4 crusades
i don't know how many jihads
Executions in middle easten countries for leaving the faith
Witch burnings
Human beings are shit, regardless of religion

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Everything is actually quite fine, but i want to be with a girl who has a boyfriend now after knowing her for three years.

In those three years i cut off all contact at one point, but we ended up talking again and my feelings for her never really went anywhere and now i just want to be with her even though i know it's really fucking dumb to chase her anymore.

Idk i just feel so god damn hopeless at letting go and just letting things be.

>>49700150
Fuckin A right, bucko. Good work.

>>49708824
>Executions in middle easten countries for leaving the faith

Like, 2 whole countries.

>Witch burnings

Heretic* burnings. Unless you're speaking of the Salem Witch Trials, where people were hanged*

>>49708841
Well talk to her about it.
Maybe she's with some other guy because you don't appear interested in her.

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>>49708860
Oh she does know and that just makes it feel to most fuckery thing ever because i'm not one to ruin other peoples relationships and as such i don't want to intrude on their thing, but on the other hand i just want to call her and ask her out on a date.

As i said previously nothing is wrong per-say, but this thing just seems to consume me any moment i'm not doing something else and i just end up pondering about it.

I'm also young and i know this most likely is just a passing thing, but no amount of rationalizing this has lead anywhere.

This was my first time and i feel i squandered it away.

>>49708841
Honesty is always the best policy my man. Talk to her about it. If it doesn't go well at least you tried and can begin attempting to move on. It will suck a lot but not as much as if you keep torturing yourself.

>>49708903
Crushes have been scientifically proven to only last a few months. If it's been longer than that, you're lost, man.

>>49708622
I started by following each column evenly, then shifted to left to right near the bottom

>>49708160
Life may be shit, but at least being an adult is a hundred million times better than being a kid.

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>>49708904
Yeah i have been trying to make some moves to get things going again and it's going a bit better.
>>49708909
The problem was that the first time i quit the thing we were very close and we shared very intimate things together, but it started to fall apart at my end due to the fact that she had real mental problems and i felt i was just trying to get her to stay afloat and it really started to make me myself feel depressed as time went on and as such i quit the thing. Of course this made me feel even worse as time went on since i felt i had betrayed her since we had trusted each other with so many things and the whole thing just became a mess after that for me.

>>49708672
Ugly sucks, but fawning over mediocre looking girls is my thing.

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>>49691060
> MA in asian studies

>>49708962
It's terrifying all the same. People now trust you to do things, and the authorities went from being pare ts and teachers to creditors and employers.

>>49705357
sauce for science?

>>49709016
My creditors and employers are a lot nicer to and appreciative of me than my parents and/or teachers ever were.

>>49708962
>but at least being an adult is a hundred million times better than being a kid
This. For starters I get to sleep in a warm room, I dont hurt most of the times and I get to eat three times a day (could be more if I wanted to!)

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>>49691060

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>>49708622
You make a second pass.

>>49702075
>>49702093
Some folks just live life like it's a damn rollercoaster.

>>49708974
In this day and age, being/staying ugly is a choice. Or more precisely, lack of effort. Unless we're talking some very serious birth defects.

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>>49709546

>>49709554
>Russian flag
>Nike shirt
pottery

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>>49691060
ok

>>49705026
Repeat after me
K A T H O L I S C H E K I R C H E

these guys are great when it comes to working for them

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>>49691060

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I feel like life is really simple. My life is good. I have a good job, a good woman, a safe home, and want for little. All my other friends have more or less failed and become hopeless NEETs living with their parents.

Some days I feel like I won first prize in a baking contest by following the recipe on the back of a Betty Crocker box: a sort of hopeless acceptance of the immeasurably low standards life seems to hold me to.

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Feels good man

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>>49699547
goddamn

>>49705223
What if I really wish I was a snake tongued lesbian knife-crazy sociopath (with huge tits)?

>>49708974
My man.
Plain Janes, ironically enough, stand out when they do not preoccupy theirselves with trying to look media-standard beautiful.
And if they do try they're surely not worth it.

>>49698255
Jake? You're freaking me out, man.

>>49691638
>UntrainedSkillRoll.webm

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>>49705223
>>49710216
>living the dream

>>49694780
somehow that's worse

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>>49701344
I believe you anon. If you believe in it, and I believe in you, then I believe what you believe.

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>>49710098
>I have a good job, a good woman, a safe home
that's pretty much all I want right now.

>>49709554
That kinda looks shopped.

I was a Neet a month ago. Now, I'm half way through my 2 week tryout for an IT job in a warehouse. I'm really hoping I get the job and trying my hardest to learn everything. I feel like I'm diving headfirst into hell, and whether I come out or not, I will be stronger for it.

>>49712404
I find that being a lonely NEET is one of the worst lifestyles one can have.
It might be hard, you will have less time for yourself, but you will have a structure in your daily life and clear simple goals that you need to achieve.
At the end of the day you'll think: I did good today. Or you won't because you'll be too tired, but there will be brief moments when you realize that you're doing something good and you're happy(?)

>>49712404
>At the end of the day you'll think: I did good today.
That is a good feel to have in employment. But there's even better feels to have:
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>>49713477
Not the guy you're responding to, but I always feel like I have more time when I'm actually working. I spend all day at work planning out my evening and psyching myself up for my free time, and that deep sense of urgency you get from having a schedule to keep isn't something I can fabricate, despite years of trying.

>>49708962
What kind of fucked up childhood did you have?
I used to get free food and lodging and no one expecting me to do anything of consequence.

>>49691060
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FML, was gonna post the pic of megaman and protoman going at it, my life is such a chaotic fucking mess that it is depressing.

>>49713759
>I used to get free food and lodging and no one expecting me to do anything of consequence.
You could get that in prison, too.

Personally, I'd rather work for a set number of hours every day and know what's expected of me, than having a couple of randomly biased retards dole out punishment on a whim because they feel it's been too long since they established who's in charge.

I make more money in a month now than my parents spent on me in a year, and as for the workload; between school, homework, chores and time spent pretending I didn't want to set fire to the house while everyone was asleep, I had a lot less meaningful free time as a kid.

And don't get me wrong. I've seen what kind of parenting goes on in other people's households, and I know I'm comparatively lucky - my folks were nowhere near as bad as the worst I've seen, and thankfully they were blatantly incompetent enough at parenting that I never developed any misguided respect for them. I moved out at sixteen and never looked back.

As a kid I'd never have taken the time to shitpost on 4chan.

>>49710751
I wish I could just tell people how to do it. All I can say is that if you can't take your eyes off the next step. Get that good job, then getting a good woman becomes easy. Get that good woman, and a good home becomes easy, and so on. That's just my experience anyway.