Greetings humans.

>>49688037
How many questions do I get?

>>49688037

What is the winning lottery number for next week's drawing?

>>49688037
Are you telling the truth right now?

>>49688087
How's that gonna help you if you don't know where to buy those two exact tickets? Better to ask about a race.

>>49688037
how hard can you piss?

>>49688037
Give me a build for Pathfinder Monk that will be able to keep up with the rest of the party - including gear by level.

>>49688037
Why is she playing hard to get?

>>49688037
Which one of you is smarter?

>>49688094
No

Yes

>>49688048
three

one

>>49688110
Fucking hard

I'm a grill btw :^)

>>49688123
because she just wants your money

because you're a white boi

>>49688107

You can tell the cashier to give you specific numbers, anon.

>>49688037
Are you a genestealer?

>>49688037
The only important question is...when is there enough dakka?

>>49688037
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>49688152
Isn't that just for shitty local lotteries? Though I suppose it's better than most race prizes either way.

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>>49688037
Why do kids love the taste of cinamon toast crunch?

>>49688198

No? You can give a specific number even for a major national lottery.

>>49688037
What is love?

Tell me about Bane, why does he where the mask?

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>>49688154
No.
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Yes.

>>49688160
There can never be a large enough quantity of dakka.
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There is already Enuff dakka.

>>49688161

You have outwitted me with your amazing word twisting! Are you tzeentch in disguise?
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Your skills in low gothic are laughable

>>49688213
advertisements and suger.
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It was given to you as gift from the prince of pleasure.

>>49688387
>advertisements and suger.
>___
>It was given to you as gift from the prince of pleasure.

>implying both aren't true

>>49688149
But she knows I don't have any money.

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>>49688458

How do we stop the evil sorcerer Gralask?

>>49688037
But if you said this with the head that lies, it could be entirely false. Maybe neither of your heads are restricted by truth and lies, so you can say whatever you please.

>>49688037
I recently had this old guy with this white crow on his shoulder show up to my kingdom and start giving me advice. How trustworthy is he?

>>49688037
Answer the following only with the binary Yes or No.
Is the answer to this question No?

>>49688037
Which is better for cooking, Oil or Butter?

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>49688037
I challenge you to a game of Russian roulette. On a six the roller dies.

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>>49688037
Either one that uttered that statement is telling the truth, or they're both liars.

>>49688037
Do you lie?

>>49688608
>>49688686
He didn't say that the same head would tell the truth each time.

Which head would say that the other one's the liar?

>>49688037
what's your name?

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>>49688387
I KNEW IT! PURGE THE XENOS!

>>49688037
Nigga you gay.
That is my question.

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>>49688266
It's how babies are mad.
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This relationship is just not for me.
>>49688290
To hide is very small nose that looks like a penis
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Because it looks badass.
>>49688521
by calling upon the legendary adventurer lawnmowsk
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Shit on your lawn.
>>49688551
Maaaaaayyyyyyybeeeee your right.....
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I'd never tell you though.
>>49688605
If he has a goatee you need to be extra careful
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Birds are always a reliable source of information.
>>49688608
You didn't ask a question.
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yes.
>>49688621
oil is the better choice.
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I can't believe it's not Butter :0
>>49688665
I rolled my lucky number nine and you died.
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I didn't roll my lucky number nine and you still died.

>>49688037
Fuck off, Warp Nigger.

>>49688906
>I rolled my lucky number nine and you died.
>I didn't roll my lucky number nine and you still died.
So wait, if one of you is lying, that means he died and didn't die?

>>49688037
How do I find true love?

>>49688037
What is 1 + 2?

>>49688094
What's the point of this one? Both heads will say yes. The traditional question is this:
>What answer will the other head give if I ask which one of you is the liar?
The dishonest head, knowing that the honest head would point out the dishonest head, will lie and point to the honest head. The honest head will point to itself, knowing the dishonest head would lie and point out the honest head as the liar.

There, problem solved.

>>49688037
Who would you rather have win the american presidential elections, Captain Crunch or Count Chocula?

>>49688739
Oooh. Clever.

>>49688906
It was indeed a question, and you failed to remain in binary for the question.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HaoySOGlZ_U

>>49688981
I like >>49688964 better. A lot less confusing logic hoops to jump through.

>>49688906
Okay so one held up a gun to one head and pulled the trigger. What about the next head.

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>>49688037
What rings you got, bitch?

>>49689006
Sure. In the traditional riddle, though, you only get one question and you have two options to choose from. You should therefore phrase your question in that format, asking each how the other person would answer.

>>49688037
What is the circumference of a moose?

>>49688937
It means don't fucking challenge a Tzeenchian deamon to a game of any sort. They will find a way to fuck you.

>>49688981
That assumes that the heads dont change their alignment with every question. You might be able to determine which head would be the liar for question one, but not which was the liar for any question after, which would return to a coin flip.

Nor does it guarantee that the head that told you that one head always lies is the truth telling head. Its possible that the liar head told you that both heads always lie, when in fact both heads sometimes lie and sometimes tell the truth in an chaotic and ever changing pattern.

Now that sounds like someone I know.

>>49689168
So you do >>49689125 instead. Even if the heads keep switching, they will always point to one of the two options, which will either be what you want or do not want depending on the wording of your question.

>>49688037
How many heads do you have?

ARE YOU A GENESTEALER?

>>49688037
Wait, which head said all of this? How can we know if it's the truth-teller or not? Goddamnit daemon, this shit is why the humans make a hobby of purging your feathered asses.

>>49689232
Do both heads always have to answer?

>>49688906
Wouldn't happen to have a better resolution of that picture would you? Still saved but doesn't hurt to ask. I hope.

>>49688037
How many fingers are on my right hand

>>49689352 #
Ten
I'm holding your hand, anon-kun

I will only ask this once, where is Lorgar Aurelian?

>>49688753
Azubas, fateweaver of tzeench and giver of knowledge.
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i actually don't have a name because i am really just a vassil of tzeentch
>>49688825
no, only a slanneshi degenerate would think i have any intrest in sexuality.
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the other head is just deep in denial about it.
>>49688955
you can probbobly find it if you chash someone elses wedding ceramony
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Be authentic. To find real love, you must first emphasize your true self. If you want someone to love you through your moments of imperfection, you must first be willing to do that for someone else.
>>49688964
3
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whatever i want it to be.
>>49688982
chocolate is poisonous for birds.
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captain crunch.
>>49689069
i have collected 9999 rings over the years all of them are magical and all of them are shiny.
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I bought several onion rings today to snack on.
>>49689137
less then your mother.
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depends on wether or not the moose is in a room or not.
>>49689195
3
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2

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I have a baby. If you correctly guess what I will do to it, I will let it go and release it unharmed. If you cannot, then I will devour it. What will I do to the baby?

I thought your name was Kairos?

>>49689757
You will devour it.

You will let it go.

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>>49688107
I have a feeling you're going to win a prize anyway.

>>49690119
Both heads end up lying.
If I devour it, then the one who said I would was correct, though that means i should have released it instead, thus making the, wrong, thereby putting that head in an inescapable paradox. I probably eat the baby regardless.

The head that states I will release it can simply be proven wrong by me eating the baby.

In short: you cannot win, and I get to eat the baby. That's how a real nigga rolls.

>>49690232
>Playing logic games instead of just eating the baby straight up like a real nigga

You ain't my nigga, you fake ass nigga

>>49690333
Khornate please leave
This thread is not for your kind

>>49690232
But if that's true, (head said eat, you released, then decide to eat) then the head was ultimately correct and incorrect waving in a sine curve infinitely. The real answer is therefore "not eat it", because these actions would cause you to endlessly cath and release the child, while the chaos beast before you watches you both starve to death.

>>49690426
>Starve to death
Nigga i'm still allowed to eat other things

>>49690451
Die of natural causes then.

>>49690451
But how can you find time to eat when you're constantly releasing and capturing children?

Cold medicine is a hell of a drug.

>>49690484
Why in fuck's name would I have to catch and release the baby constantly? I'm not a robot, despite what you may or may not have heard about necrons that eat babies by the truckload. The paradox is of no ill consequence to me, as a creature of free will and reasonable intelligence. And even if I were a robot, the only thing I would be forced to do is release it once, and then promptly eat that bitch nigga.

The correct answer to my question would have been "If this answer is correct, you will release him, and if it is incorrect, you will devour him". Since that covers, very accurately, what I will do to the baby.

Git gud or git out.

Can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>49688387

>There is already enuff dakka

Found the liar.

>>49688149
>I'm a grill btw :^)
FOUND THE LYING HEAD, TOP IS THE RIGHT ONE

>>49688137
I love this one.
Doesn't help to know which one is lying but still nice.

>>49692646
The one that is lying will say the other head

>>49691696
I'd like to think the one that lies is random for each question

>>49688037
Airspeed-velocity of an unladen swallow please

>>49688037

Will I ever get a gf?

>>49692689
Why do they always ask for airspeed and not groundspeed?

>>49688037
I like eroero more than knowledge. What do I have to do to summon Slaaneshi giver of lewd?

>>49692713
No
Yes

>>49692768
>Yes

WHY LIE YOU SONNABITCH
THAT'S MY HORSE

>>49688037
Talk to each other.

>>49692732
That's basically just figuring out how quickly a swallow can hop

>>49693196
>planes go around jumping
It does not work like that, you fucker.

>>49688037
How do you keep your feathers so soft?

>>49688037
1. Are you Azubas?
2. How can I enlarge my penis?
3. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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>>49688037
Will Khorne ever get rid of his anemia, so we can do something other than taking blood and skulls?

>>49688037
That's a nice crown.
If I pulled it off, would you die?

Now we know that one head always lies and other tells the truth, but is there any rule that they are always the same heads?

>>49693871
No
Go ahead, pull it off, it won't hurt you a bit

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>>49688037

Does a set of all sets contain itstelf?

>>49694359
Yes, there's no paradox caused by a set containing itself because they are only logical constructs anyway.

No, nothing can contain itself, that's paradoxical and nonsensical. If you see that on an exam, the professor hates you.

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Is your pussy plummage glued together by guano?

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>>49692689
In the end, it's concluded that the airspeed velocity of a (European) unladen swallow is about 14 miles per hour or 11 meters per second
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The real answer is + ten miles per hour faster then the given answer.
>>49692713
Nope.
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If you believe in yourself you can do it!
>>49692746
Go fap to /mlp/ while stabbing yourself with eye needles. The needles are for pleasure and the /mlp/ fapping is to bring pain.
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Read more books.
>>49693287
By grooming them every day with much care and diligence.
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My feathers are actually very decrepit and wilting. They are not soft and fluffy ]:
>>49693674
Nope khorne is just a dummy.
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There's no point in lying over it khorne is just really freaken dumb. All of his followers should join me instead.
>>49695006
No.
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How in the world did you find that out!

>>49688037
ARE YOU A GENESTEALER?

>>49696092
No.....yes....

>>49688037
does anyone have a full pic of this bird thing?

>>49698669
Does anyone have of a full butt of this butt thing?

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>>49688037

>>49688037
Why should I assume that it's always the same head that tells the truth and the same head that lies, and that you don't alternate from time to time?

>>49699702
Why should I assume that it's always the same butt that tells the truth and the same butt that lies, and that you don't alternate from butt to butt?

>>49699702
he never specified so you should expect him to twist the hell out of it.

>>49701095
He never butt so you should expect him to butt the hell out of it.

If I pulled that off would you die?

>>49701166
If I butt that off would you butt?

>>49701186
It would be extremely painful

>>49701232
It would be extremely butt.

>>49688037
Why did the chicken cross the road?