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>>49683144
>player asks to use unarmed strikes while wildshaped

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>>49683284
oh shit, that was a chick too.

>>49683284
I don't understand why Parka just stands there with his hand on her umbrella, not doing anything else, for four solid seconds.

>>49684005
...Huh?

>>49683728
>Not average rpg session.

>>49684024
stolen valor.

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>>49684024

>>49683284

I think I'm in love.

>>49684005
>>49684024
>>49684154
>>49684076
Explain.

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>>49684154
>that rank insignia

>>49684238

>>49684005 is wearing a bunch of shit he really obviously didn't earn.

>>49684154 sarcastically photoshops even more shit into the picture for a larf.

>>49684295
How do you know he didn't earn it.

>>49684321
Sense Motive

>>49684321
If he had earned that shit, he wouldn't have unit awards mixed in with the rest, for starters.

>>49684330
Unit awards mixed in with the rest??

>>49684238
Any one who has served in the military can spot how fake the uniform is. Tons of insignia no airman could get, plus the ridiculous number of ribbons. People who put on a uniform, but have never served often make mistakes like that, and are commonly called out for it. Its not technically a crime, but there are a lot of people that get pissed off at people who fake like they are or were in the military. And if you do it around the wrong people *cough*marines*cough* you will get your ass beat to hell.

>>49684337
Honestly they would deserve the beatdown. I have never been in the military but I can understand that to some those medals mean a shit ton more than the metal they are made of. People had to go through hell to receive those medals a lot of times and many die and only receive them posthumously. Someone walking around and flaunting shit like that without ever going through anything just to look cool can definitely set someone off

>>49684337
>Tons of insignia no airman could get,
Like?
I'm curious because i've never seen a uniformed person in my life.

>>49684370
I was in the Navy so I don't know off the top of my head a lot of the warfare pins, but generally you only see someone with one or two, I knew master chief, the highest enlisted rank, who had been in for 33 years and he only had 4. My dad has been in for 41 years and he only has three of the enlisted warfare pins and 3 of the officer ones. So that should tell you how ridiculous and obviously fake someone that young having 6 enlisted warfare pins is.

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>>49684369
Not a military anon myself, but lying about any kind of credential is awful.

>>49684477
>master chief
It surprises me greatly that this is an actual rank.

>>49684592
Master Chiefs have existed far longer than Halo, m8. What really triggers my autism is that people called him "Sir" in the games. In the US Navy you never fucking call an enlisted rank sir.

>>49684693
>In the US Navy you never fucking call an enlisted rank sir.
What do you call them?

>>49684548
Is this a preview for the next text to speech?

>>49684712
Master fucking Chief.

>>49684712
Their rank, typically. E1-3 you are addressed by your last name informally, or Seaman [Lastname] formally. If you're a Petty Officer, E4-6, you're addressed as "Petty Officer" if you don't know them. If you do know them, there's this whole thing incorporating our job titles that Uncle Sam is phasing out, but I won't get into it. E7+ is addressed as Chief, Senior Chief, or Master Chief.

>>49684712
Asshole, usually.

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>>49684456

>It was the best country ever!
>Okay so some minorities suffered, but they were spoiled, and you have to look at the big picture right?

kek.

Seriously though, that letter is pretty good inspiration for how the people in your setting's evil empire will think about their home country. The best country in the world! Oh, and those crimes against humanity we are committed are totally okay because the people being oppressed totally deserved it.

>>49684836
i still like NUB the best

>>49684828
unless you're a marine
then every navy person is either doc chief or sir

>>49684870
>I KNOW THAT LETTER DESCRIBES IT AS A UTOPIA BUT DON'T FORGET THE 6 MILLION GOYIM

>>49684930
>be marine
>standing around
>some guy in them blue digitals walks in
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A COLONEL
>maximum motivated salute
>wait, it's just a fucking PO

>>49684967
>be navy
>be in NSUs
>walking past marine barracks
>two marines sitting down see the gleam from my rank insignia and pop to
>laugh all the way to muster

>>49684456
>Nobody has ever exaggerated the quality of their country's living conditions, ever
And it's all sex and booze and milk and honey in America, for everyone, all the time, and there are no criminals because anyone can start up their own enterprise or strike it big in Hollywood without anything more than the clothes on their back.
Idiot.
If you heard how similar Russians spoke of the Soviet years, you'd hear them saying that it was the least bad time in Russian history, which is the highest praise they can give given their sense of 'humor'.
Just because things were good for some people or even that there were major social improvements in the general sense doesn't mean the people in charge weren't the scum of the earth who should have been shot before entering office.
Again, I'm going to point to America here.

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>>49684456
>there is no war in Ba Sing Se

>>49683773
I think she actually hooked his hand with the umbrella handle and bent it over his head. Hard to move in that kind of position.

>>49683284
That... was hot.

>>49684005
>That fucking CIB

>>49684337
Stolen Valor is a federal crime m8

>>49685229
It happens everywhere. Soviet Union/Russia, Spain, Italy...
It is a matter of perspective; if you have grown in that kind of society and you had no problem getting trough life, then it couldn't be bad.
As I see it, there is some truth in what that letter says, but is also an example of how good nazi propaganda was.

>>49684370
Army Private here. Hi.

You see that blue medal, the badge with the rifle and laurel around it? Thats the CIB, the Combat Infantry Badge. It's given only (pretty sure) to Infantrymen who have been in combat, i.e. shot at and returned fire. I am 627640.99% positive that the Airforce doesn't use them

>>49685572
I will note that there are some very very rare occasions when they would. Namely, when serving in a Joint operation or as support. And even then, only if the Army awarded it to them. That... doesn't happen often, but it can and has happened.

>>49685550
>an example of how good nazi propaganda was
Please elaborate.

>>49685572
Not just a CIB but a CIB with two stars, Meaning he's been in combat to three different war zones. It also looks like he has a combat jump as well.

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This could use a better name, but I'm not the man to do it.

>>49684693
Though he was an enlisted rank, didn't the books have it so he had a special commission? In First Strike, there was a Lieutenant that tried to pull rank on Master Chief, but then MC pulls out his commission.

>>49685516
Only if they're doing it to try to get some tangible benefit. "Looking cool" isn't particularly tangible, even though it should probably come with some kind of penalty.

>>49684693
>In the US Navy you never fucking call an enlisted rank sir.
Quite a few other militaries do, however, and the UNSC was an amalgamation

>>49685851
The penalty is public shaming, and a possible beating, if discovered, and they are almost always discovered

>>49685802
I don't actually remember that. He might not have had to, honestly. The Spartans had "ONI Bullshit" written all over, as if they needed another good reason not to mess with them.

>>49685713
dude must have changed services. Was in the Army long enough to get deployed three times, go to Air Assault and Jump School, have a combat jump and go to SF school (in other pictures he has a Green Beret as well) But not Ranger School (no tab). Get a United Nations Medal, A Silver Star, Distinguished Flying Cross, Airman's Medal, A Bronze Star with Silver Oakleaf Cluster, A Coast Guard Recruiting Ribbion, Presidential Unit Citation, Air Force Combat Action Medal, Airman's Medal, Purple Heart and a Distinguished Flying Cross. And that is just the ones I can identify easily.

ETS out and convince the Air Force he was so badass that they let a prior service Army join. And then soared up through the ranks and become a master Sargent.

>>49685703
I don't want to derail the thread, but...
I was trying to say that, if the objective of nazi propaganda was to make its people believe that they were living in the best country imaginable, then it worked with the person that wrote the letter.
Not that brainwashing a youngster (like the writer implies to be during most of the Third Reich era) was rocket science.

>>49684321
>Airforce with Army's Combat Infantryman Badge.
>Two stars in Combat Infantryman badge, this dude fought in three major wars? So Global War on Terror, Desert Storm/Shield and Vietnam? Damn he looking good.

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>>49684005
>>49686016
So I take it if the medals were all genuine(somehow), he would be so much of a badass that trying to call him out on it would be like pulling a tiger's tail?

>>49686072
he literally, literally has more medals than john rambo. if he was the real deal you'd shit yourself halfway through your first sentence

>>49686072
He has so many medals he makes Audey Murphey look like a wimp. I found a partial list of his badges and ribbons.
Badges:
1. Air Force Enlisted Aircrew Badge, Master
2. Army Combat Infantryman Badge, 3 Awards
3. Military Freefall Parachutist Badge (HALO), Jumpmaster
4. Looks to be a Special Operations Diver
5. Parachutist Badge, Senior
6. Combat Medical Badge, 2 Awards
7. Air Assault Badge

Medals and Ribbons:
1. Silver Star
2. Air Force Combat Action Medal
3. Distinguished Flying Cross
4. Airman's Medal
5. Bronze Star with 2 Oak Leaf Clusters
6. Purple Heart
7. Air Force Meritorious Service Medal
8. Air Medal
9. Joint Service Commendation Medal
10. Joint Service Achievement Medal
11. Air Force Achievement Medal
12. Presidential Unit Citation
13. Air Force Expeditionary Service Ribbon
14. Unknown/Hidden
15. National Defense Service Medal
16. Antarctica Service Medal
17. Unknown/Hidden
18. Afghanistan Campaign Medal with 2 Campaign Stars
19. Iraq Campaign Medal with 2 Campaign Stars
20. Hidden/Unknown
21. Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal with Campaign Star
22. DOT 9-11 Coast Guard Medal
23. Hidden/Unknown
24. Air Force Overseas Short Tour
25. Global War on Terrorism Service Medal
26. Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon
27. Air Force Honor Graduate Ribbon
28. Air Force Marksmanship with 2 Stars
29. Unknown/Hidden
30. Air Force Training Ribbon
31. Army NCO Professional Development Ribbon
32. Unknown
33. Army Service Ribbon
34. Unknown
35. Armed Forces Service Medal
36. Humanitarian Service Medal
37. NATO Kosovo Medal
38. United Nations Observer
39. NATO Medal
40. NATO Non-Article 5: Afghanistan

>>49686072
It would also means he's probably more than a hundred years old.

>>49684693
Luckily, this is the UNSC Navy, not the US Navy.

>>49686071
>, this dude fought in three major wars? So Global War on Terror, Desert Storm/Shield and Vietnam
I'm sure there were other wars between the gulfwar and now.

>>49686157

A true American hero.

>>49684828
>you are addressed by your last name informally,
Why.

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>>49686101
>>49686157
>>49686169
So what you're saying is that it's literally impossible for this guy to have actually earned every badge and medal on that uniform? Just so I'm clear on this.

>>49686264
Damn near impossible. And if he did he'd be beyond a legend.

>>49684592
>It surprises me greatly that this is an actual rank.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._uniformed_services_pay_grades#Enlisted_pay_grades

>>49686264
it's bluntly impossible in this reality. he'd have to jump between services, be involved in multiple wars and live to be around 100 years old.

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>>49686264
If he were real, he wouldn't be some no-name fuck we'd be laughing at on the Internet.

>>49686264

Yes. That shit is FPS protagonist tier.

>>49686329
Well, going by occam's razor, then the most reasonable conclusion is that the guy in the photo is lying and went a little too far to make himself convincing.

>>49684273
Master fisting sergeant. Ribbed for her pleasure.

>>49686406
ding ding.

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>>49686264
The poor delusional dude is also dead. Died in 2014 at Fort Riley. Apparently his amazing career spanning decades of his 30 year life caught up with him and the cool was just too much to bear. RIP Master Sargent Soup Sandwich.

>>49686505
I saw that post. Why "Soup Sandwich", though?

Fella was probably depressed af.

>>49684005
just wondering: how common is trying to fake a military history?

>>49686541
>Makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

>>49686541
>I saw that post
I didn't! what?
I think I need a link!

>>49686561
Quite alot, and not limited to young people either.

>>49686577
It's from some blog.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=40011

>>49686591
you'd think they'd realize they'd get found out eventually
especially if they don't properly familiarize themselves with a uniform

besides are there any actual benefits to it (like say a fake degree) or is it just posturing

>>49686561
Most people at least just put on some BDUs they bought a walmart. Though that just makes them look like a tool if they're walking around in those.

>>49686630
A lot of places, at least down here, will sometimes have things like "free coffee and pancakes for veterans" so you get some dumbasses thinking that they can put on a fake uniform and say they're a vet. Usually doesn't happen in my city because its around 50% military/military family but I've seen it in other places.

>>49686630
Some places give discounts to current and retired military.

>>49686541
Makes about as much sense as a Soup Sandwich.
As wrong as two boys Fucking.
As useless as a Football Bat
just common military parlance for shit that is fucked up.

>>49686630

People smart enough to do appropriate research are smart enough not to pull this retarded stunt in the first place.

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>>49685367

You fucking uncultured SWINE.

You're fucking garbage. You're uneducated trash. If I could shit on you, physically, I would. I would literally knock you to the ground and take a steaming dump right on your dull face, your beady eyes with no comprehension in them, you drooling mouth, and your disgusting nose.

You could've said something smart. You, in fact, had the opportunity to fucking RAZZLE DAZZLE everyone with a witty quote. You know what that quote is? No, of course you' don't because you're fucking SUBHUMAN TRASH.

>"We have always been at war with Eastasia. "

But no. You had to quote a fucking cartoon that did the same thing, but less cleverly, because they're not a genius piece of political writing. I mean, the cartoon was okay, BUT YOU, as a person, ARE LITERAL SHIT AND TRASH because you picked the cartoon over the book. And if you don't know the book, if you've never read the book, you're DOUBLE TRASH, because it means that you're not equipped to deal with the real world, because any outlet will always LIE to you, and you need to be aware of that.

But no. You're gonna watch and quote cartoons instead. You piece of shit.

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>>49686661
don't live in a country with a proud military history so that's pretty interesting to hear

that said I'm assuming trying to put on a fake uniform and going someplace actual veterans go is a fairly efficient way to get your shit kicked in

>>49686727
I haven't seen anyone actually get their shit kicked in, maybe if you went to a VA you would. Usually they just get shamed to hell and end up in basically tears.

on a side note its really easy to tell who and who hasn't been in the military. military and ex-military people give off a certain vibe that just screams military

>>49686727
>that said I'm assuming trying to put on a fake uniform and going someplace actual veterans go is a fairly efficient way to get your shit kicked in
Oh hell yes, that why most of these delusional/dishonest half-wits will avoid places where real military congregate. Of course Master Sargent Soup Sandwich here probably had his brain so thoroughly fried from mushrooms and shoe-polish that he didn't realize that he'd be surrounded by people knowledgeable enough to call him out on it and likely offended enough to want to cave his face-in for it. may he rest in peace

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>>49686706
Sorry for going meta now but why did put so much effort making it obvious?

I mean you could have probably bamboozled a couple people dumb enough to actually reply if you went with the ">quoting cartoons" angle, maybe "goy resort to quoting cartoons to defend themselves" or something like that.

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>>49686675
>As wrong as two boys Fucking.

>>49686989
?

>>49685010
Aren't Marines part of the Navy though? Like, they're called "Marines".

>>49686989
It's not a trap if you know what you're getting into. Or what's getting into you, I suppose.

>>49687090
Not exactly, they are a department of the Navy, but the Marines tend to consider themselves a separate branch. Reminds me of a joke.
>There are only two branches of the military, the Army and the Navy. The Air Force is a corporation, and the Marines is a cult.

>>49687132
So more buttfucking in the Marines than the rest of the Navy?

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>>49686706
You took bait that wasn't even there. I'm goddamn impressed

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>>49687173
Definitely maybe.

The navy actually has a surprising number of women in it and only SOME of them are gay. The Marines pretty much outright bans women from joining and everyone throws a huge fucking fit whenever they try to make the muhreens start accepting women.

>>49687217
I bet all the Marines forget all about that rivalry when they go crying to their Navy corpsman over a booboo, though.

>>49684548
HA! I remember being apart of that thread! It was fucking GLORIOUS! Pathetic Marines.
>>49684754
No it was from one of tg's role po lay threads about a group of space marines known as "the Pathetic Marines". It's actually quite funny.
A link to their 1d4chan wiki
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Pathetic_Marines

>>49686727
there was a recent case of it happening here in Canada

not that Canada doesn't have a cool military history, but there's a fair amount of anti-military sentiment here now. people don't even wear red poppies anymore because they feel it supports the military, and wear white ones instead that signify peace or some dumb numale shit that totally misses the point of the poppy in the first place (its from a poem)

anyway, the reaction to this guy posing as a CF member at a parade or something was mostly along the lines of "Why would you pose as a person no one likes?" even the judges in the case found the guy to be sympathetic and understanding of his wrongdoing, but it was still confusing why he did it at all

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>>49687340
wait actual red poppies aren't used anymore in canada?

Sounds kinda stupid because the red poppies are pretty much the only ones that grow overhere (I'm belgian) and honestly a bit lacking in respect

>>49686369
And here we are mocking the best vampire the US forces ever had.

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>tfw you beat a powergamer on turn 1 with kroot

>>49687340
You sound like you're Québécois. Here in Alberta we are very supportive of our troops.
The only troops we don't like are the Brits up at CFB Suffield who always come down and make a mess in the pubs. Even then, they're easy enough to deal with.

>>49686706
1984 is a meme book, Orwell was nothing but "muh feels" because he got sad about being a glorious colonialist in India, and your tinfoil hat is showing.

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>>49687417
red poppies are still distributed, it's that other people also distribute white ones. the red comes from flanders' fields and are sorta overt just "remember this", the white ones are supposed to symbolize peace

i've heard rumors of blue poppies but i think i was just being trolled

>>49687528
this incident happened in ontario actually and go fuck yourself fake yankee because we have the 22e and like nineteen different reserve divisions and two military bases (both of which process all the boots) you shitter faggot americuntsky sympathizer

inb4
>a bloo bloo bloo quebec takes all muh oil moneys ;_;
sorry about your fucking basket case dying economy m8, and we only get big refunds from the federal government because we put a ton in in the first place. sorry you never invested in industry or commerce, we'll be over here enjoying making trains and video games and ice cream and 3d imaging software and shit

>>49686989
"boy" here doesn't refer to gender or sex, it refers to junior personnel

junior personnel are ONLY to be paired up to officers. havent you ever heard of cabin boys?

>>49683284
Seoul Branch actually

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>>49684154
>that rank

>>49687569
Jesus, I though Canucks were supposed to be nice.

>>49687533
Clever

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>>49685270
Fuck you Mori, suck a bag of dicks

>>49683284
pls source

>>49684005
I can see how one could exploit this for various veteran's benefits in civil sector, but isn't faking military rank serious military offense?

>>49686197
>Combat Infantryman Badge

If the copy of the regulations I found are accurate:

The CIB is authorized for award for the following qualifying wars, conflicts, and operations (see para 8–6g on subsequent award of the CIB)

(1) World War II (7 December 1941 to 3 September 1945).
(2) Korean War (27 June 1950 to 27 July 1953).
(3) Republic of Vietnam Conflict (2 March 1961 to 28 March 1973) combined with qualifying service in Laos (19
April 1961 to 6 October 1962).
(4) Dominican Republic (28 April 1965 to 1 September 1966).
(5) Korea on the demilitarized zone (DMZ) (4 January 1969 to 31 March 1994).
(6) El Salvador (1 January 1981 to 1 February 1992).
(7) Grenada (23 October to 21 November 1983).
(8) Joint Security Area, Panmunjom, Korea (23 November 1984).
(9) Panama (20 December 1989 to 31 January 1990).
(10) SWA Conflict (17 January to 11 April 1991).
(11) Somalia (5 June 1993 to 31 March 1994).
(12) Afghanistan (OEF, 18 September 2001 to 31 December 2014; OFS, 1 January 2015 to a date to be determined).
(13) Iraq (OIF, 19 March 2003 to 31 August 2010; OND, 1 September 2010 to 31 December 2011).
(14) OIR (15 June 2015 to a date to be determined).

So shortest time frame is Somalia, Afghanistan, and Iraq. So 10 years.

>>49684369
>People had to go through hell to receive those medals a lot of times and many die and only receive them posthumously.

bombing brown kids with a drone while you sit in an office in vegas is really challenging.

>>49686956
>>49687251

BECAUSE I AM GENUINELY UPSET

>>49687529
And you're an idiot.
>hurr it's a maymay book
>durr view it through a psychohistorical lens
>it can never happen
FUCK. YOU.

>>49687689
Take the dildo out of your ass and get a job, moonchild.

>>49684154
40k character.jpg

>>49687692
Le do not tread, amirite :^)
1984 is literally a meme and you're a plebe for taking it as anything more that a shit attempt at writing dystopian futurism.

>>49687610
canadians are polite, not nice

it's even reflected in our government. you'd think that immigration is easy, but it's points based with a limited number per year. you'd think that it'd be easy to live as an illegal here, but you need several pieces of primary identification to do basically anything. canadian federal bureaucracy is basically as close as we'll get to the 40k Administratum in our lifetime, and the behaviour of the provinces is more openly hostile to eachother than US states are, despite US states being more of a tight federation like the EU rather than being objectively part of a continuous state. and our military, while small, is fairly well trained, cross-trained on lots of different pieces of kit, and literally everyone from infantry to clerks have to know how to use the service rifle and requalify yearly. we also all go through the same basic training, as least as defined by some crusty legal document of what must be taught and demonstrated by pupils. we also basically invented modern infantry doctrine of aggressive flanking covered by suppressive fire. contrast this to the US that has easier or harder basic training depending on their trade, doesn't even bother training "pogs" on weapons at all, and was still buying into the cult of the rifleman until the Vietnam War.

if anything, we're polite and good neighbors and such more out of wont to not get into street fights with eachother and knowledge that cooperation is literally more bountiful than the alternative, rather than out of genuine good will or peaceful nature.

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>>49687717
Not that guy, but you sound double plus un-not-retarded.

>>49687417

They're used very commonly. Particularly if you're in any kind of official or civil service role, you wear your poppy.

>>49687698
>get a job
>says the welfare queen

>>49687739
>being unable to see obvious bait

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>>49687717
>Le do not tread, amirite :^)

>>49687417
>I'm belgian
But are you a grill or are you windmill?

>>49687745

If you could order a welfare recipient to go and die somewhere for no particular reason, on threat of imprisonment, I think we'd all be more willing to generously fund social services.

>>49687745
>implying I'm even military
>implying you probably don't support welfare for people even more useless than grunts
At least the military kills brown people with my tax dollars, rather than just consuming and sitting on their asses and doing nothing.

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>>49687758
:^)

>>49687692
>BECAUSE I AM GENUINELY UPSET

You are a very, very, very, very sad human being.

>>49687777
whoa.

>>49687717

And you're an idiot who votes for Trump.

>>49687801
And you're fat.

>>49687823
>And you're an idiot who votes for Trump.
How'd you know? Thanks for Correcting The Record!

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>>49687858

That's harsh man.

But I can't entirely disagree

>>49687823
Dear god. It keeps going. It's like he thinks he's saying scathing retorts and not reinforcing the view of a blubbering manchild at a dead end job.

>>49687930
I didn't knew Edgardo got an anime adaptation.

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>>49687905

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>>49687823

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>>49687569
Not even anon, but you you do know that Ontario's economy is just as shittered as Quebecs without the crutch excuse of having to support of bunch of Frenchies, right? Literally the entire country is being propped up by Sask and BC.

>>49686706
>>49687692
>War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
>Imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever
>2+2=5
>Taking any of this seriously
1984 is the 1948 equivalent of a latte-sipping hipster writing about Trump and his evil wall

>>49688039
>quebec
>shittered
keep crying americansky

>>49686706
OP here, and yeah, I've read 1984. But I'm also not old enough to purchase alcohol in the US, so pardon me for thinking of something from a childhood show versus one of the hundreds of different books I've read.

>>49688136
>But I'm also not old enough to purchase alcohol in the US
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>49688166
Dude 20 year olds are under drinking age in the us.
US is fucked.

>>49688185
Ayyyy, you guessed my age right!

>>49687681

Wait, what's that last one?

>>49687796
Sauce? I think I recognize the art style, but can't remember the name

>>49688193
Man I love this comic

>>49687976

These are fantastic.

>>49688232
Oddman by Downman Sayman

>>49688193
>6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe
>6 Juggernaut Star
>6

>smug loli.jpg

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>>49684941

>>49687953
Oh shit yes. I need this.
Anyone got a link to more?

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>>49684456
>gypsies suffered because they were required to work
sensible chuckle

>>49681596
This threads the best. I love all of you

>>49683981

That's a kebab skewer, not a hunting knife

>>49688282
MIS-TAKE

>>49687340

It will be a cold day indeed when Americans celebrate the Poppy more than the countries who gave it meaning in the first place.

>>49687677
If you use it for personal gain, it's stolen valor. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars

>>49687777
>7777
>stirner
>2spooky4me

>>49688321
In America that's called a hunting knife, especially after the crocodile Dundee movies

>>49685571
>>49685579
>>49685594

I fucking love this dinosaur.

>>49687217

I feel like this could easily be edited into Marines and Guardsmen.

>>49684456

Think about it, after the failed Jewish coup in 1918, in the image of the 1917 Jewish takeover of Russia, the Jewish central bank destroyed the german currency used to pay forced reparations in the treaty of versaille. This ruined the receivers like France and England as well as Germany, creating a financial collapse in the weimar republic.

By 1933 starvation was common and mothers murder suiciding their kids was common. Hitler won the elections democratically in an almost unanimous sweep. The first thing he did was print a fiat currency to be given in exchange for an hour of government work. He rebuilt the infrastructure and made Germany one of the richest, most properous countries on Earth by 1938. Bankers obviously could not let the secret of debt free currency get out and spread or they'd lose all power.

Today, Trump is trying to get rid of America's central bank to take control of the fiat currency back for the government.

Ironically they compare him to Hitler.

Guess how WW2 got started. After WW1, poland was given a large part of Germany with germans living there, unwilling to leave. Poland muredered 80k of them in 1939 to provoke Germany so the rest of the central bank controlled nations could declare war.

All the wars in the middle east are because palestine was destroyed and the populace chased off to the rest of the region. Why does Israel even exist?

>>49685571
>>49685579
>>49685594
Dr. Dinosaur is my spirit animal.

>>49685424
Please tell me that isn't how the scene is originally put together.

>>49688096
The Iron Hands SM next to him is totally ignoring the Word Bearers captain, simply because he knows the heretic's life is measured in milliseconds now that he's being held by the dreadnought.

>>49687340
White poppy stuff has always been considered faggy and oddball in Canada.

From what I remember, school's in BC actually seemed to have a have quite a hard on for remembrance day.

>>49688287
I don't get this filename, what's the joke?

>>49687976
>knocker-upper
Used to be hired to go around early in the morning and wake people up by throwing shit at their windows.

>>49687823
So...so you're saying hillary is a good vote then?

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>>49688778
That's crazy talk.

>>49688533
yes it is. he will get you out the window till somebody remembers seeing his films.

>>49687505
some wonky ass bullsheet

>>49688456
Honestly the best part of that entire comic series, that dinosaur.

>>49687693
I never even thought of doing that before I saw the sign. Now I want to see what happens.

>>49688793
Source?

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>>49688631
/pol/ harbor was an event in December 2014 where Moot and the mods trolled /pol/ by removing captcha, directing other boards to raid it, marking all posts with [trigger warning], adding a privilege checker and put a word filter on them. It was an awesome event where everyone paid /pol/ back a small portion of all the shitposting they do and the picture was basically what people were doing during /pol/ harbor.

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>>49688930
Riiiight? It's like having an NPC tell players NOT to go into the dark tunnel, especially on the night of a full blood moon, especially especially if one of them has the blood of dragons in their veins.

They're gonna send the Dragonborn in, just to see what happens.

>>49684005
I will never understand why they load themselves with so much shit.

I mean, fuck, civilians don't even know what any of it means, why go crazy?

>>49688963
>>49688966
Lazy... you both are lazy bitches, it only took me less than three minutes to find it

>>49689003
What's that have to do with this thread though?
Isn't /pol/ still doing fine while you're still butthurt?

>>49689019
I have no idea how to find it, what is it?

>>49689003
/pol/ harbor was a victory for /pol/ though. When it ended /pol/ was still there and moot was gone.

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>>49689048
This is a filename thread where we are supposed to post 4chan related filenames. And /pol/ is still butthurt about /pol/ harbor. Mention it on /pol/ and they will start going on rants about Moot being a cuck who censored them.

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>>49689048
>>49689066
More or less, yeah. /pol/ harbor was great for /pol/, much like ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA for /v/.

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>>49689066
Wrong. Moot still owned 4chan for more than a year after /pol/ harbor and left for reasons unrelated to them while /pol/'s userbase fled elsewhere (and good riddance).

>>49689074
>This is a filename thread where we are supposed to post 4chan related filenames.

That is incorrect, you should lurk more. It is for /tg/ related file names, and that one isn't.

>>49689064
any part of my post tell you that I would just give it to you?

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>>49689101
Yeah, those were good times.

>>49689112
I don't get your filename, what's the joke?

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>>49689123

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>>49689142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3SXBirhH7s

The troll face originally started as a 'cool face'. I'm not sure how but it morphed into a troll face at some point.

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>>49688528
He's everybody's spirit animal. Players AND GMs alike.

>>49689177
I don't get it, what's the point of the filename there though? Where's the humor?

>>49689142
>doesn't know coolface

>>49689207
What is the filename related joke?

>>49689177
Got it backward, it was trollface first.

>>49689200
Abaddon has no arms.

>>49688279
you could have warned me a bit, I don't think I've been that shocked in a bit. I was dumbfounded.

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>>49689243
So Abaddon isn't a threat anymore, now that he's harmless?

>>49687777
This is the best post.

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>>49689236
No it wasn't.
It was a meme that evolved on its own nature. Not the forced "zozzle" shit you see now.

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>>49689360

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>>49689325
:^)

>>49689258
But where's the fun in that

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>>49682600

>>49689262
Fuck off, Carlos.

>>49689378
Nah, you're incorrect and have it backward. You can even see the artifacts from it being moved from one image to this one.
Lurk more.

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>>49689526
Okay. Whatever you say.

>>49687533
tricked twice.
shit.

>>49689515
Do you know what they call bagina in France?

>>49689133
>that post rate
>on /po/
I call samefaggotry

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>>49686989

>>49686639
Would it be okay to buy, like, a jacket, or something, from a military surplus store, because you think they're comfy/look cool? Assuming it didn't have any rank insignia or any other military-type decorations?

>>49689066
well, /pol/ was essentially witch hunted everywhere else. You can barely call someone/a group of people 'niggers' without getting told to go back to /pol/. /pol/ was still there, because he never deleted it, yet leaking out has become harder than ever.

All /pol/ harbor was, was /pol/ trying to(and failing) to leech on other boards. They couldn't even take over fucking /mlp/

>>49689706
I've been thinking about acquiring a Russian tanker helmet for the coming winter, but I don't think anyone will think I was ever part of the Soviet Tanker Corps

>>49686989
god damn it, why is the maid getting to me?

be women damn it, or at least stop being oddly attractive. I can't fuck a dick, its just not done.

>>49684154
courierattheendofanncrgame.jpg

>>49687737
But seriously, is that grill or boy?

>>49689754
Bill Kaulitz, Tokio Hotel.

>>49689754
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Kaulitz

>>49687217
I have to admit, I was surprised when I read the book version of Generation Kill and found out Doc was actually in the Navy (having qualified for the SEALs, even), rather than being a marine. It kind of explained why he could be rather more outspoken than the others toward dumb officer stuff, though.

I'm Canadian, though, and wasn't really familar with the whole 'all the marine doctors are actually navy corpsmen' thing.

>>49689763
>>49689770
Well now I just feel ashamed.

>>49686261
Because that's the name on your nametag, I'd guess. Turns into a tradition, while keeping a veneer of less casual atmosphere than the private sector/school?

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>>49689712
>They couldn't even take over fucking /mlp/

That's because /mlp/ feeds on hate and rage; it was a board born from /b/ trolling and /co/ autism, created purely because no one on 4chan could handle technicolor horses without exploding into a font of unending butthurt. They knew they were the most hated bunch on the site (for a time) and fucking reveled in it.

/mlp/ consisted entirely of spammers, it's no surprise that /pol/ trying to spam them failed. To this day stealth pony threads pop up to bait a specific autist and ruin everything. What was the old /b/ saying? Like pissing into an ocean of piss?

pic unrelated but on topic.

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>>49685571
>>49688456
>>49688528
>>49689188
That entire series is pretty great, but Dr. Dinosaur is truly special.

>>49685956
holy shit I was not expecting the last bit.

>>49689258
Were you at first afraid? Were you petrified?

>>49684369
I did 6 years in the army as a combat engineer and i think vets get too worked up about stolen valor. Yeah, it's shit, but if you're willing to beat the shit out of someone for playing pretend you're as big a cunt as those blacks who beat people for saying nigger.

It's often insecure vets who never deployed that go overboard with this shit, you'll get admin soldiers or marines or whatever who lose their shit cause a dumb highschooler is wearing cams and later they'll go down to kfc and cry about how they deserve a bigger discount.

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>>49690035
Gloria, shut up.

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>>49689360
>Turns her opponents own fucking instant win combo against her
>that combo her opponent only runs because it's hype as fuck to do
>The person that everyone watches specifically because her decks and win conditions for said decks are crazy and awesome if she pulls it off
>MC wins with it
>everyone gets depressed, including opponent
>who is specifically known for being happy go lucky
I'm still fucking mad.

>>49690202
Bumfughting with tazer gloves

>>49682600
Goddamnit, read it in his voice

>>49690234
That's a game changer

>>49689732
That's why God (if you believe in higher powers) gave us extra purposes for our mouths and asses. Get that trap to cum solely from you fucking his ass and stimulating his prostate

>>49687930
>8th dimensional
It can still be 3D and have many corners, what the fuck?

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>>49690255
You're goddamn right it is

>>49684456
>built the autobahn without corruption

ahahahahahahaha

Which they did via the slave labour of german prisoners.

>>49690307
Is non-Euclidean a better description for it?

>>49690130
>that filename
I have to deal with that shit so many times

>>49690405
If it's just one GM, it's about time to drop that group, anon.

>>49685956
Source?

>>49689706
100% fine. Just don't pretend to be military if you aren't and you'll be fine.

>>49688217
Operation Inherent Resolve. What's going on in Iraq atm.

>>49690447
Wow, what a great morale booster

fucking stupid cunt

>>49684335
Ribbons with a gold band around the outside are unit ribbons, and go on the other side of the jacket.

>>49690447
What the fuck. Management scrub can't even write properly.

>>49684005
Is it odd that his tie bothers me more than anything else

>>49690494
Jacket sleeves too long too, no folds

only thing that could make this worse is if he had his hands in his pockets, or was wearing white socks.

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>>49683144

>7.74MB

WAT

>>49687505
anyone have the original image describing what he did?

>>49690558
No but essentially, his opponent was using deep strike cheese to posistion his troops wherever he wanted dynamically on the board. His troops could enter anywhere on the board without units there.

So the kroot guy deployed his units along the entire length of the game field so he couldn't deploy anywhere. As a result, he could not deploy and had no units on the table, thus his force was counted as destroyed. Tabled in 1.

>>49688217

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Inherent_Resolve

The ongoing Islamic State catastrafuck.

>>49689706
I use my dad's old jacket because it's comfy and weather resistant as fuck, but I cut off all the rank insignia. If anyone recognizes it I just tell them I haven't served and no one gives me any grief.

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>>49690543
/tg/ is so low speed that we can upload files up to 8MB and have support for .pdf.
Webms are still globally capped at 3mb.

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>>49688166
>>49688185
>>49688192
US drinking age is bullshit. I've been legal in Australia for about 2 years 8 months, but in the US I couldn't even stand in the vicinity of a bar.

Firing a Browning M2 would have been fine, though. Just got to watch out for the alcohol, that stuff's dangerous!

>>49690693
>Firing a Browning M2 would have been fine, though. Just got to watch out for the alcohol, that stuff's dangerous!
But there's literally nothing wrong with this statement; guns aren't an inebriating vice.

>>49690726
Even more than that, I'd love to see him show a situation where a kid could fire an M2 without any sort of supervision or previous training.

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>>49681596

>>49690462
>>49690475
That's Albertan HR for you.

I sometimes think they make them take a personality test before hiring, then only pick the people that fail it.

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>>49690726
>>49690693
Here's not the place for the debate. I'm just saying, I'm more likely to harm myself and others by firing a HMG than I am by standing in proximity to an apple cider.

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>>49689732

>>49687610
He's from Quebec.

>>49689557

I'm sorry anon, I'm buddies with the original artist.

The original comic it is in, is about trolls, and it is the face of a troll in the comic,

It was known as the Troll face before the Cool face,

Reddit or 9Gag or Tumbler tried branding it as the cool face.

>>49690927
You're overstressing things quite a bit, really.

Kids and young adults can often get into bars and clubs, they simply can't drink.

>>49688963
It's the first result of searching the image on Google, c'mon, man.

>>49690447
I actually keep that pic in my 'women' folder.

I use it to explain to chicks what dating is like for average and below-average looking males in their teens and early twenties.

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>>49691041
Yeah, everywhere I went was just being strict and all and I'm blogposting about it. Have some more on-topic content

>>49685956
>and this, inadvertently, gets the face kidnapped, because they forgot to lock the fucking door

>>49691175
I'd give story time of a time this actually happend in a campaign of mine, but i don't wanna derail, so i'll save it for later

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>>49691051
Google search results are personalized and have been personalized, even if you're not logged into a Google account, since approx. 2009. Get with the times, old man.

>>49687505
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1mps7f/a_story_about_griefing_and_minmaxing_in_a/

>>49690693

This game is pretty great, I liked it at least, most people I showed it to hated it.

This isn't an actual match from the game though, this is some people that planned out this webm, and gave themselves unlimited time per frame and max frames per second of action.


Normally you get like 15 or so seconds to pick which muscles work what way, and if you fall down or get dismembered you lose, most of the higher level / championship games are just grabbing a limb and forcing it off it's body.

8/10 fun indie game.

>>49691468
It's half a game and half a fight-scene choreographer in disguise.

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>>49691212

Do it anyway; at TG, it's always time for story time.

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>>49691494

There's a mode where both players have swords for hands.