>The dragon becomes the mayor of a small farming village.

>>49680270
What a drag that would be!

>Still underpays four-to-six adventurers to handle fucking Rats
>They're not just rats though
>They're half-dragon rats

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> Small village is constantly harassed and raided by a band composed of disenfranchised ex-soldiers, power hungry magicians, over-zealous and cruelly callous clerics and paladins, and physchotic murderhobos. At loss for options, the Dragon mayor convinces the village to pool what little money it has to hire the famous Kobold mercenary band, the Red Klaws, to protect them.

>>49680371

Before anyone assumes the dragon is fucking rats, just put away those ridiculous notions because they're absurd.

The rats are getting impregnated by the dragon seed that dribbles out after he fucks the horses.

>>49680384
I knew that something strange was going on in the stables!

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>>49680371
>They're half-dragon rats
>Dragon mayor
>Half-dragon rats
Oh dear god, this /d/ragon has some fucked up fetishes. I would think that he would have pay a lot of coin under the table to get the exterminators to keep quiet about this.

someone post the story where some business dude convinces the dragon not to burn the countryside already

>The local blacksmith is an ancient iron golem that took up the occupation to make repairs on itself.

>>49680371
>the mayor forced to answer uncomfortable questions, abdicates in shame
>soon afterwards local reporter's guild plagued by mysterious cases of death by immolation

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>>49680270
>there are rumors that he has a human hoard

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I've got something like this going on in my setting.

Sometimes a dragon will decide to claim a village or town as part of its hoard, and usually demand an offering of livestock every so often. Mostly it's because humanoids are better at breeding prey animals, and the dragon is somewhat lazy about hunting mere snacks. Otherwise they don't interfere much in the town's day to day operations besides declaring ownership of the local currency, even though they don't actually gather it all up in a pile.

This mostly works out in everyone's favor because monsters, big animals, and other humanoids absolutely will not fuck with that town, while the dragon gets to expand its territory/hoard and have access to easy meals.

Things do get complicated when the dragons start playing politics, but that's rare enough to not be a real concern. There are always Half-Dragons. Always.

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>>49680270
>the dragon doesn't know much about mayoring
>or farming
>or even leadership
>in fact he just generally lazes about in the fields
>drinks a fair amount, but the village has adapted to it
>all before settling down to sleep in the town square
Villagers are entirely happy with this arrangement and regularly re-elect him.

>>49680478
Well of course there are. It's a sign of dominion when you can claim a villager or two at your whim for.. your own whims.

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>>49680489
Sounds like Ventuswill from Rune Factory 4

>>49680429
>>49680376
>>49680270
>Most of the citizens of this town are actually members of the setting's "monstrous races" that have banded together to help each other.

>>49680270
The Sheriff is the dragons friend, a lawful neutral Cyclops. (Assuming setting allows it.) There is no crime between the two of them.

>>49680589
>Sheriff
>Not Judge/Magistrate

The wig, anon. The wig.

>>49680623
Well, that works too.

You still need a sheriff. So maybe something small and cute or another large creature.

>>49680529
>Hey guys, do you know where we are?
>*Squints at map* Not really. I mean, the mountain ranges and everything match, the rivers are where they're supposed to be... But this map says there isn't supposed to be a village here. Just hilly woodland.
>Well obviously there IS a village here because we can see it right there! *points at what is a picturesque village complete with white picket fences*
>Okay, okay, look, lets just calm down. We might be lost, but hey, it's an adventure isn't it? That's what we wanted when we decided to go backpacking through here. Maybe it's one of those "only-appears-every-thousand-years!" magical villages.
>Ted, it's the 21st century. That's retarded
>Look, guys, how about we just head down there and ask for directions. I mean, it's not like it's going to be "children of the corn" right?

>Hey! excuse me! could you tell us where the nearest hotel is?
>*Ogre that looks like it grew up underneath the ugly tree turns around* YAH?
>OH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
>*completely nonplussed* WOT YA WANT?
>Um... *clearly nervous and in shock* We're uh, we're a c-couple of backpackers. We-we kinda got turned around. Um, you wouldn't ha-happen to know where a p-p-pay-phone is? Our cell phones don't work and - OH GOD it's coming closer.
>PAYPHONE? WOT PAYPHONE?
>oh god, simon, they don't know what a payphone is. This is going to be like deliverence isn't it?
>Shut up alex! shut up! - Ah sir! we, that is, me and my friends, we got a bit lost and were wondering if we could find a place to stay the night?
>YO' WANT INN?
>Uh, y-yes? we want inn. Y'know, a hotel? Best western, Sheraton, maybe a holiday inn?
>OH. GO DOWN ROAD. FIND INN AT TOWN. BIG BUILDING.
>Riiiiiight. Um, so we'll uh, we'll be going now
>*ogre gives big toothy grin, with large canines* BYE BYE
>*alex, simon and ted walking quickly away and down the road* Alright guys, just don't turn around and keep walking. Remember, don't run! it starts their hunting instinct!

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>>49680669
>maybe something small and cute or another large creature.
Why not have both?

>>49680371
They're not a pest, they're just the children of the Ms. Rat who have gone missing (No, she isn't dating the mayor, totally not)
>Inn/Tavern is run by a dropout/reformed/retired succubus
>Undertaker is a necromancer, but everyone thinks this is good because your body is useful even if it wasn't in life
>The landlord who owns the majority of farmland is an old hag/witch, who the rent-farmers (serfs?) pay in a small amount of herbs they have to grow

>>49680270
>the players endlessly attempt to slay him, but are usually stopped by the villagers
>this confuses the players, and they begin researching methods to break mind-control and illusions

"wtf he's not a boss fight?"

>>49680820
>A small and relatively unintimidating monster is the sheriff
>everyone follows the law because the deputy is actually some fuck huge eldritch bullshit

>>49680891
Is this idea lifted from somewhere? I'm considering stealing it.

>>49680876
>Players, unaware of dragon mayor, walk into office
>they're shocked to see a dragon in this seemingly too small room
>Before they can do anything, it speaks
"Ah, you're the adventurers I summoned for. Our town seems to be having a bit of a human problem, no offense"

Also
>Tailor is a giant spider
>The crazy hobo skeleton is actually a lich who lost his phylactery and memory

>>49680761
I'm so sorry you wasted your time writing that

>>49680820
I was thinking a Zelekhut could make for a good sheriff. The vice sheriff is an Eladrin.

>>49680905
Its really easy to find one's phylactery as a lich though. You just have to die and respawn.

>>49680963
Yes, but he doesn't remember that

>>49680489
Would that cat be dead now?

>>49680905
>Tailor is a giant spider
Or maybe.... a qt3.14 Drider that's obsessed with the concept of pants because (s)he can't wear any?

>>49682140
He's still hanging in there according to wikipedia.

>>49683064
Really? I thought that cat died and they went and elected another one?

>>49680270
>instills communist values to annex the village bank in an elaborate scam.
>The king is pissed.
>Dragon realizes he's fucked so starts cult of personality to initiate communist insurrection
>The party is hired as mercenary to increase the Armies numbers.

>>49680376
>The plan fails spectacularily because kobolds are kinda shit at everything and dont have player levels.

>>49680270
>Dragon legitimately just wants to be part of the democratic process
>Everybody keeps voting for him because they're scared he'll kill them otherwise
>Dragon is completely oblivious to this fact and becomes extremely upset when he finds out what's happening
>Adventurers have to try and cheer him up before his toxic magical tears accidentally kill everybody in the village

>>49680384
Eh I guess if there are no other dragons around a horse is the only thing that can take its size

>>49680475
That picture makes me uncomfortable

>>49683958
You might be thinking of Tama, a cat in Japan who was an honourary railway station master, who died last year and was replaced by another cat.

>>49680519
that dragons abs always really bother me, that musculature and how tight the skin is makes no sense

basically it looks like a giant set of genitals is what im saying

>>49680270
Rune Factory 4?

>>49684609
There's a book a bit like that.
Magical kingdom for sale: Sold!

>>49680937
I liked it. You should so some more.

>>49680849
>The local church is runned by a former paladin turned priest who sends letters to the local lord with the words 'FIX THIS SHIT NOW'. He stopped being flowery about it a decade ago.

>>49684609
there's actually a PC game where you play an RTS set in a fantasy kingdom, and all your subjects are murderhobo "heroes" motivated only by gold and treasure. You have no direct control over them, and can only make them do stuff by influencing the local economy and offering cash rewards or subsidies for things.

>>49684195
Fuck how uncomfortable it makes us, think about the Lucario who lives there.

>>49684916
>Has a real Lucario.
>Still has a Lucario body pillow.

This guy has problems. Problems that can only be resolved by drastic measures.

>>49680270
Sounds like it would be comfy as fuck. Things funded from hoard, whole cows roasted for nommins (think backyard bbq every night), likely that none of the jobs you could be hired for are dangerous (mayor is a fucking dragon, it would just fucking murder anything hurtful around town), probably real protective of town + people like they are an extension of its hoard, probably a secret dragon so people don't come from across the country to spoil the quiet backcountry mood (never meet the mayor face-to-face until the end of the quest)... It just goes on and on. Too good. Like a subplot with a dragon hunter on the prowl, or excessive tax evasion getting the mayor in trouble, or even just figuring out what the mayor actually is...

Also a hot bitch for kinky firebreathing sex. Can't forget that.

>>49684867
the game you are thinking of is Majesty and Majesty 2

good games, I have them both...

>>49680270
Seems conspicuously unambitious for most dragons.

>>49685086
It's a young dragon. Or a Wyvern who has convinced people it is a dragon. Or it's got a secret hoard that it's worth more than other hoards and is hiding it through obscurity and obfuscation.

>>49684979
Anon, we can't just sodomise everyone who has serious problems.

...Can we?

>>49685395
I was meaning a full blow intervention, but that'd probably work faster.

>>49685395
>sodomise
You mean lobotomise right?
Right?

>>49686751
Do it thoroughly enough, and the former will result in the latter.

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>>49686751

>>49685086
Maybe this particular dragon just wants to live out his goddamn life in peace?

>>49680489
>Don't have to pay taxes to any Lord or King because there's a dragon living there
>no bandits, ever, because there's a dragon living in the near vicinity
>Don't get caught in wars or chevauchee because there's a fucking dragon living there
Sounds like a fucking good deal.

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>>49680338

Bumple

What if he was a polite dragon? what if he ruled over a land instead of a little village?
Can we have a Lord of the land dragon? Bedecked in gold, velvet and silk?

>>49685052
Sounds like Fantasy Friends for Golden Sky Stories for me...

Well except for the sex (GSS is made by Ryo Kamiya though, so...)

>>49684009
>Villagers have been sent to a work camp in the forest for being disloyal when all most of them ever did was tell dragon-dick jokes

>>49680270
>The village becomes mayor to a small farming dragon.
>The mayor becomes farms for a small village dragon.
>The dragon becomes village for a small farming mayor.

>>49680937
>>49684763
I would have, and had, but my power went out and I hadn't saved any of it.

Maybe it was never meant to be.

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>>49684175

Centaurs could... Giants could...

>>49690548
they could what?

>TFW your fetish is a dragon and a giant holding hands while sitting in a public place

>>49684175
Magic exists

>>49680270
>tfw you wrote this into your game last week
>during the festivals, it lets the villagers decorate it with flower wreathes, and the children play in the shade of its wings
>tfw the pcs will probably slaughter it due to pure conflict of interest

>>49684609
Try reading a conneticut yank in King Arthur's court

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>residents ALWAYS pay their taxes
>the punishment for not doing so is "temporary confinement, then release"
>the townsfolk are certain it's a euphemism for being eaten and disposed of
>it's really just a normal prison sentence
>but he sees no reason to correct that particular misconception

>>49680519
>those wonky wings
>those garish colors
>hair
>mask
Why do people like this meme design again?

>>49692093
Vorefag pls go

>The dragon occasionally kidnaps people to keep in the little artificial village she has in her mountain abode, which she treats as her own dollhouse basically, forcing the people to live the way she wants, right down to moving them about with her hands and even dressing them and trying to apply makeup

Two of us got stuck in that situation. She was basically playing the Sims with us and the other people.

Ursula K. LeGuin wrote this short story already, about 30 years ago.

>>49692120
Gotta admit that's clever wordplay tho. Pretty good for a poop joke at least.

>>49680270
>there's a clay golem working in the library
>it's the prison for a lazy soul, forced to serve as the animating force behind the golem's movement, with no way of influencing its actions
>but he's gotten used to it and doesn't care anymore
>in fact, not having to do anything ever again is kind of nice

>>49680371
Seems like a good leveling up to me
Being the little fucks on

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>>49680270
>A race of small, cuddly and vulnerable evolutionary dead ends seeks out the protection of a dragon
>The dragon simply lazes around in their village, not really doing anything other than sleeping, because he's sick of all this dragon shit like kidnapping princesses and saying wise things to adventurers
>The villagers feed him and mostly leave him alone, so it's fine by him
>Doesn't even need to do his job because nobody messes with a village that has a fucking dragon as its honorary citizen
I still want to do this in my campaign. Just have a gigantic wasteland full of horrible monsters that only exist to tear out your spine through your asshole, and in the middle of it there's a village of tiny critters that just want to hug you.

>>49680270
>Village
>Mayor
The fuck?

>>49692093
That's a Jabberwocky, though....

>>49692818
Maybe it used to be bigger but has since decreased in size due to everyone moving to the big cities, so it's just a village yet it retains it's post of mayor from the time it used to be a town.
Whether the dragon caused or effected the population change? Up to the writer. The new mayor might even be an incentive for a new population growth.

>>49693201
>Village getting smaller
>People moving to city
We are playing Industrial Revolution game now? With dragon village mayors?

>>49693201
>Checking the dictionary
Ok, I backtrack. English is (once again) just retarded and doesn't have better term than provost for village leader. Congratu-fucking-lations

>>49680338

A drag on the local economy no doubt.

>>49684042
try not playing D&D

>>49680903
well if it is I sure as fuck don't know where from

>>49687991
>PC's will come and steal you since you're the dragons hoard

>>49694510
What are they going to do? Pass me over the counter to get that 2+ magic sword?

>>49693473
Chief works well. Or they hold some other role like guard captain.

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>the dragon is actually really small
>uses illusions and secrecy to convince others she's a normal size dragon
>one day, someone barges into her office while she's reading through documents
>they try to get the little dragon out and away from the mayor's important papers

>>49692112
Because she's nice, so nobody gives a shit that she looks dumb as fuck. And the town she's in charge of doubles as an insane asylum or something.

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>>49697520
And vorefags like her because she offers to eat them.

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>the dragon gladly buys golf, gems and other intrinsically-valuable treasure from adventurers in exchange for special paper promissory notes redeemable in exchange for products and services provided by the villagers
>the exchange rate in town is quite favorable
>the dragon is especially keen on anything from the dungeons underneath and around the village because the tunnels are too small for anything bigger than an ogre

>>49699261
>the dragon gladly buys golf

>>49697728
>Playing as Frey
>I will never marry Forte
Just lift my tail and mess me up!

>>49699379
>In a magic-riddled post-apocalyptic Earth, Golf Balls are considered to be a valuable commodity. For Some reason.

>>49699457
>The strange bouncy orbs are considered magical by the villagers, giving them value beyond they would have otherwise.

>Several fortunes have been made by people who stumbled across something called "Pro Shacks" from the old world.

>>49699431
But you can marry Leon instead, he's cool

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Man, this board moves slower than /trash/.

>>49692123
>the dragon mostly just silently observes
>unbeknownst to the villagers, their lives are recorded as an ongoing slice-of-life story
>and she's already figured out who the main characters are
Or would it make it more interesting if they did know that she was using them as a basis for a story she's penning?

>>49704522
I think it'd be cool if they found out accidentally and played along to make it more interesting.

>>49680270
The village in in modern day Ohio, with no other fantastical elements besides itself.

>>49705792
>"Yessir, them potatoes will be ready fer harvestin' in a month or two"
>draconic roaring in the background
>*pauses, completely ignorant* "course, them gophers are gettin' a mite troublesome an' uppity"

>>49700106
>Several sages who've studied the ancient language of their land have discovered in old texts that the Ancients use to knock them into holes with 'golf clubs'.
>The Sages now believe that they're meant as a ward against some unknown underground threat and regularly dig small holes into the ground to knock the golf balls into.
>The Sages regard old famous golfers such as Tiger Woods as master wizards and clerics because they could send the golf balls into such holes from hundreds of feet away (allegedly).

>>49685395
/co/ considered it, but I don't think they could convince Batman. Last I checked, the Joker remains unsodomized.

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>the dragon becomes a small village

>>49704522
>the dragon is reading horror stories about adventurers

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>>49707559
>"His- his tail? How barbaric..."
>"They don't even ask anything, just slaughter the lot!"
>the dragon hugs a couple of his kobolds, a slightly worried look on his features
>they kind of wish he'd stop scaring himself like this
>a dragon with nightmares is terrifying
>but it's nice to know they're cared for

>>49708457
>one day adventurers find the dragon
>it scrambles over itself to get away from the "scary adventurers"
>cowering in a corner under his wings pleading for them not to hurt him or his kobolds
>just take the hoard, take anything!
>the party is level 3
>they just wanted to find a campsite
>can't even into this situation

Seriously though, adventurers are about the only thing dragons would be afraid of.

>>49707259
Man he looks so fuckin' pleased with himself.

I want to marry the mayor's daughter!

>>49708502
>I have cute little humans on my back
>Your arguments are invalid

>>49680761
Alright man, you are pretty good at banter and you are almost funny. A few more fucked up things need to happen to you before you will become actually funny
In the meantime, drop the rp level *this describes actions* shit man. It annoys the fuck out of people when they are above the age of 15.

>>49708736
kek

>>49708457
Now I want to give the dragon a hug.

Unfortunately I probably can't reassure him/her that much. A lot of D&D parties will immediately attempt to slay any and all dragons in the area, regardless of how nice they're being, just to get loot. And the Kobolds... frankly, they don't stand a chance unless their dragon friend is in the immediate vicinity. If the dragon is even a few rooms away the most they will be able to get is revenge.

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>>49708484
>"we, um... we're just looking for somewhere to sleep. It's raining outside"

>>49707092
>they think Tiger Woods is some famous druidic sage

>>49709137
>Dragon immediately gets concerned that they might be too cold or hot
>Offers to have a kobold make them soup

That sounds comfy as fuck

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>>49708547
This is your wife now.

>>49709229
I'd drink kobold soup

>>49708502
> Eat my dick A'Tuin, I'm working my way up.
> Someone bring me an elephant.

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>>49709581

>>49680270
He ain't gonna raise my taxes will he?

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>>49708547
>the dragon contacts you with a counter offer
>a company of mercenaries, supported by four helicopter gunships, have been dispatched to your location
>kill them, and he'll let you see his daughter. They should arrive in about five minutes
>oh, and good luck

>>49680270
his name is dunkelzahn

>>49680338
fpbp

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What if the king and queen die, and the guardian dragon is the only one left to rule until the Prince is old enough to rule?

Does she become the Dragon Queen?

>>49684673
>not wanting to fug a chest vag

You aren't the first to say that, either.

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>>49680270
>the mayor of a small farming village becomes a dragon

>>49684673
>>49712046
I always saw it as just some Weird Pattern, not musculature or anything.

>>49712058
/d/ please

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>>49684681
She's a good girl.

>>49712204
And likes pancakes.

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>>49708547
Here's your wife.

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>>49712204
I'm still pissed at that game for not letting me marry that stupid dragon.
;_;

>>49712447
Ed-ward

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>>49687991
>Adventurers attack the dragon hearing baout how he terrorizes some village (wanting epic dragon loot) and if villagers side with the dragon, the party considers them evil/mind controlled victims.

>>49712447
Meh, probably still better than some of neckbeards can get. I bet she's not the cheating sort at least.

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>>49708547
What if she doesn't want you for marriage?

>>49689777
>The dragon becomes village for a small farming mayor.

Meanybeany art in a nutshell. Dangerous Love in particular.

>>49696769
Story Seeker Quest did something like this, but it was a village of kobolds (and cutebolds).

>>49712447
I kind of like how freaky it is. It doesn't leave people who jerk off to humanoid lizards or waifus with wings and scale bikinis happy
>>49712485
The human form didn't even make it into the game. Granted that really only annoys me because the dragon form was fucking stupid looking

>>49712096
Might have just been that one scene from The Dawn Treader.

>>49680270
I've written that story. It was a red dragon, too, but not an evil one.

>>49713589
>I like it because it makes others unhappy
Are you /v/?

>>49684066
>Dragon tears...which as we all know, turn into jelly beans!

>>49713589
Look at you feeling so nice and superior to some other people because of what they fap to. You must feel so accomplished.

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>>49714646
>>49714294
Artist here, I think point he was making that it kinda succeeded at what it went out to do - being sort of repulsive half-dragon, not anthro or girl with some cosmetics.
It's a very shitty sketch like most of my work, though.

Fun thread!

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>>49711832
It's my headcanon that Lofwyr, in spite of his eons-honed talent for micromanagement, knows full well that a corporation with a headcount and economic turnover matching that of first-world countries can't be run by one brain. This further implies that he has a group of people that he trusts with an ENORMOUS amount of power; the power to make decisions in his authority. Because you can't personally inspect and greenlight everything Saeder-Krupp does; it's just too big, you'd be 'yes/no'-ing continuously 24/7 and STILL not empty your 'in' box.

Furthermore, to do this job WELL, these people have to know the Boss. They have to know how he thinks, how he'd approve or disapprove of a given motion or measure. They have to know him personally. Be trusted. Loyal, of course. But trusted by the dragon king more than possibly any other living beings in the world.

What kind of person earns the trust of a Great Dragon? What does it take to pull that off? And what kind of interactions would they have with him?

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>>49707259
Its cousins follow

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>>49711997
>tfw Big D won't bamf into our world to save us from this shitty election.
You would not believe the feels I have felt.

>>49711832
Do I have to kill them personally?

Because I'm fairly certain unauthorized military aircraft flying within a few miles of major air force base probably won't stay in the air for very long.

>>49680270
I would happily seek to become that dragon's number one servant.

>>49717292
There's still hope, anon
There's still time

Look to the caucasus. That's where he lairs...

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>The dragon becomes your mom

>>49719004
The fuck is wrong with you

>>49684175
Not if my dragon dildo trained butthole has anything to say about it.

>>49682510
cancer

>>49680905
>a lich who lost his phylactery and memory
It's a fooking demilich (assuming deendee)

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>>49719033

You seem to be /d/eluded, he was merely pretending

>>49680270
Is that how dragons play Farmville or Harvest Moon?

>This game of Civilization is getting to my nerves, why did i put the AI on hardest? Wait, what's that? Stardew Valley, uh? Sure, ok.

Turns into

>I am tired of trying to subtly manipulate the king or the senate. Bastards keep getting craftier with each century. I need to unwind. Hey, that little farm town in the middle of nowhere looks kind of nice!

Next thing you know he is helping the mayor of said town get back on his feet, keeping raiders away, teaching the townsfolk home defense, and trying to make the stableboy confess his feelings to the blacksmith's daughter because he thinks they look cute together. All while avoiding acting too directly and revealing himself

>>49715087
I really like that siluette, work out the details

>>49695807
Not him, but how the fuck one runs a country, when they don't have a word for the guy running a village? It's not like England had some superb urbanisation factor... or has nowdays.
So how the fuck?

>>49720326
We didnt have one guy running a village, duh. We had feudal lords who ran multiple villages, with their steward who ran the day to day stuff.

Also what does a village really need in leadership? "Yeah just keep farming and shit. Keep doing that guys."

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>>49713019
>non-forked tongue

>Been playing skyrim again recently
>Now want this as mod

So the Flame Atronach runs the forge and smiths together with some draugr? Insert Spider variety runs the tailors (with new unique armor: spidercloth). The farms surrounding the village are run by Giants, who also have some mammoth herds. The Falmer are in charge of the sewage system. And that's it. not enough enemies to make a good town I think.

>>49721858
Ash Spawn, Dremora, Dwemer Constructs, Ghosts, Rieklings and Spriggans?
You could of course use enemies from previous games.

>>49717089

You look for someone clever, but doesn't believe. You want somebody who has little, but wants less. A person who sees a landscape while watering the lawn, yet doesn't miss a blade. An executive who asks among his underlings even when he knows the final decision and is truthful in explaining their actions. The servant of a great dragon must be a minor partner, invested in his well being as much as the reverse is true.

>>49680270
>Hero saves the town
>The mayor offers you the baker's daughter as a reward.
>yfw the dragon mayor tricks/intimidates you into marrying into a village family so he doesn't have to hire adventurers anymore
>the baker and his daughter get no say

>>49717329
He called in a few favors, but if you can hack a SAM network in four minutes and still take out the ground forces he'll accept that answer.

>>49680478
>Katie Hofgard
Ayyyy lmao. I'm actually liking this artist's other stuff. Didn't expect that.

>>49684979
So you're saying we get more Lucarios

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>>49724464
A few favors?

I don't think you understand. This is the United States Air Force, not some ragtag group of Pinkos with planes. You can't bribe freedom.

>>49725082
I don't have a laughing anime girl image large enough.

>>49725082
This is why you never deal with a dragon.

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>>49718119

>>49707233

>the Joker
>not sodomized

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>>49724983
There are few things which cannot be solved with sufficient application of Lucarios.

>>49727376
I can hear it in my head...

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Something I ran in my last campaign.

>Players find a distant village built into the skeleton of an enormous dragon
>The villagers preparing for some annual event, but they#re pretty downcast.
>This culminates in the villagers tying a stripped ten-year-old girl to the forehead of the fallen dragon
>PCs look on in horror as a dragon nearly as big flies in, scoops up the terrified girl and flies away
>They pursue it to a distant tower, where presumably it will eat the girl

>They're just in time to see the dragon safely drop off the girl with a bunch of women they realise must be the "sacrifice victims" from previous years, who immediately clothe and comfort her
>Talking to these women reveals that the dragon lives in the tower, made up a story about being the child of the dragon that the villagers live in the skeleton of, used it to demand an annual sacrifice
>In actuality they're fine; they've been claimed so that the dragon can have a workforce to tend food farms. Women because of the old stories, and harder workers. They've made an even more comfortable home for themselves here, and plan to integrate the village once the old sticklers die off, though the villagers don't know about the "victims'" true fates yet
>Hell, they even speak to the dragon, who at this point has his newest minion perching on his nose, holding a book up for him, turning the pages and adjusting his glasses
>The only problem they have in the short term is that they're low on clothing, which primarily has to go to their eldest and youngest, and is spread thin elsewhere. They're shearing sheep to counteract it, but their supply is limited
>This entire encounter ends with the players being sent back to shout at the pervy old mayor who made up the "sacrifices must be naked" rule ages ago for his own amusement, so that next year's girl will come with some damn clothes

It was a rollercoaster, but they enjoyed it. Especially beating up the perverted mayor.

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>Captcha: road road
I shit you not

>>49730305
Reminds me of a quick idea I saw on tumblr where the woman-snatching dragon is the standard type when told among the men (swoops in, steals women screaming away from their cozy lives to be eaten or worse), but the dragon is cast as a savior among the women (a raped or abused wife wanders out one night, reaches toward the sky, and is carried away to a place of safety). From there it pretty much just turned into a "beautiful utopia full of strong independent womyn because having a populace of emotionally and physically abused people obviously makes for a functional, stable population" because tumblr's gonna tumb, but it was an interesting idea until then.
If you wanted to go darker, you could have the true story be a combination - the dragon snatches up women who offer themselves to it, granting them "freedom" in their deaths.

>>49680425
This is a good idea. Will save for my players.

>>49680425
Maybe some degenerate kobold did it?

My port city has a Bronze Dragon that protects the city.

She also takes on the form of an old Halfling woman who runs an Inn/Adventuring supplies store, secretly, My players love her, consider her the group grandma, but don't know she's the dragon yet.

There's either going to be a uprising of undead from the local graveyard or a greenskin raid on the city, depending on what quests my players ignore/forget about. Probably both, really.
When the time arises she'll defend the city once more, my players will probably shit bricks

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>>49735490
That's certainly a new take on the "kindly old person secretly an asskicking badass" thing. Instead of secretly being amazing at martial arts out of nowhere, she turns into a dragon.

>>49686815

Sounds like you need to get sodomized.

>>49717089
Or magic-sworn and bonded drakes who literally cannot act against Loffie.

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>>49737176
owo
By a dragon pls...

>>49689777
>dragon becomes village
A villlage set in the back of a titanic dragon sounds awesome

>>49707233
Marvel is way ahead of its time. The kingpin got sodomized once.

>>49715087
>repulsive
You failed
Porn when

>>49717089
>headcount and economic turnover matching that of first-world countries can't be run by one brain

Dragons arent humans. I see no reason why a dragon should be so limited.
Also you imply that dragons cant be in more than one place at once. Thats wrong.

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>>49680270
Dragons are disgusting.

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>>49708547
>in dragon form, she's much too large for you
>but you could build a small village on her if you really wanted

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>>49739897
Humans are worse.

>>49740227
I like both dragons and humans

I want them to like each other

I want them to bang each other

>>49740227
Did a human kill your parents or something?

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I love good dragon rulers.

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I like dragon mouths. They look soft and I want to rub inside them.

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>>49743627

>>49684979
I thought the Lucario was the one that owned the place (since that pokemon is intelligent) and that the kid there was just a guest or some shit. See how the Lucario is the one answering the door?

>>49745551
So the Lucario is just maximally narcissistic?

>>49746339
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Real rude of it to leave the body pillow out like that though.

Or maybe it has all that stuff out as a novelty. Like if Snoop Dogg had a "Room of Dogg" or something like that.

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>>49735490
I have a similar concept where the capital city of the main empire in the setting has a grand, ornate library with a Blue Dragon as the librarian.

>>49745551
There's a character in Sinnoh who's absolutely obsessed with lucario and looks like the guy in the picture. I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be his house.

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>>49740190
>dragon wife says she doesn't mind being a mobile base for the party
>and the harness does look quite impressive when she's in dragon form
>but she doesn't like how it looks like freaky bondage equipment whenever she's in human form

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>>49744161
>explicitly not vore
>all that lovely tongue
10/10

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So, is this basically a dragon thread at this point?

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>>49751509
Every thread is potentially a dragon thread.

Would you a Kushala?

>>49680475
>no (visible) Lucario kigu
Everyone's got limits, I suppose.

>>49692093
So basically the dragon is an authoritarian leftist who promises under threat of execution to crack down on so-called tax avoidance while not paying a penny on his own hoard? Typical. Well, besides being an actual dragon.

>>49713589
>humanoid lizards or waifus with wings and scale bikinis happy
What's wrong with those though?

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>>49680623
>>49680669

>>49742767
This is some kind of weird mix of frightening, creepy, and affectionately obsessive and overprotective that it's somehow incredibly sweet and hits all the right notes with me and my dick, please tell me there's more.

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>>>49753266
The artist Sanzo is the embodiment of /tg/ koolaid. He basically only draws comics of human men/boys having bestiality with female dragons.

He also made the trex monstergirl comic.

>>49753030
Maybe the dragon does pay taxes on its horde. They never really specified.

Or maybe the dragon doesn't even have a horde.

>>49715087
I like snake girls, naga, lamia, etc. Dare you to make one that repulses me.

>>49753030
Maybe it'd be better if he keeps insisting that no, really, it's just a normal jail, but nobody believes him.
And there's nothing there that says he doesn't pay taxes.

>>49753828
>>49753908
Yeah right. "More taxes for everyone, but I don't have a hoard, wink wink."

>>49753940
What if the dragon considers the overall economic well-being of a country to be its "horde", and measures its value in terms of GDP of said country?

It might still have a pile of gold laying around somewhere if they're using a gold-backed currency (which a smart dragon wouldn't because it would make monetary policy unnecessarily difficult for little benefit), but that doesn't necessarily make it a horde. Maybe the dragon gets a reasonable stipend for living expenses and nothing else.

>>49753990
>What if the dragon considers the overall economic well-being of a country to be its "horde", and measures its value in terms of GDP of said country?
Then he's retarded for equating overall economic well-being with GDP. I thought dragons were supposed to be smart?

>>49754047
GDP is an alright measure of overall economic well-being. Ceterus parabis, a higher GDP means a healthier economy.

Now, a slightly more intelligent dragon would probably higher a team of statistician to measure the overall well-being of his country, taking into account GDP, life expectancy, social mobility, art and music production, and a variety of other factors, but perhaps this dragon doesn't have the time or the money to do so.

>>49754102
>GDP is an alright measure of overall economic well-being.
Two guys handing a dollar bill back and forth between them increases GDP.

>>49754158
No, it doesn't. GDP is the measure of the value of all goods and services produced by a country.

If person A pays person B to do a service, and then person B pays person A to do a service, this does increase GDP. But two services have been performed, which is productive.

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>>49712096
>the sorceress BBEG turns out to be an innocent farm girl, possessed by the long-imprisoned spirit of an ancient dragon

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>>49754245
Not the anon your arguing with, but:
- The concept of sercvie has always included bank services, which is fine in itself.
- In later years, more and more of GDP growth has been connected to constantly more creative financial products, and at some point of this financial reality, helped by fiat currency, it has lost connection with the rest of reality.
- Most of our GDP growth right now is LITERALLY >>49754158.

>>49754158
Okay, not him but GDP is a poor indicator of economic well-being, mostly because it takes too little factors into account.
Then again like you said, they are better indicators, so, why even bother with GDP

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>>49753266
sanzo makes a lot of single-page comics that you REALLY want to see continued but rarely are

>>49753759
here anon

>>49754681
>n later years, more and more of GDP growth has been connected to constantly more creative financial products, and at some point of this financial reality, helped by fiat currency, it has lost connection with the rest of reality.

Can you elaborate on what "more creative financial products" means?

>>49755033
Too much/hard to enumerate, sincec the financers/bankers themselves lost track of everything, which eventually led to the collapse/current depression (one of several causes)

>>49755188
The 2008 recession was almost entirely caused by a liquidity crisis which was spurred on by sub-prime loans. These sub-prime loans were rated too highly due to mistakes in ratings firms.

It's not because people lost track of money, they just over-valued assets which turned out to be almost entirely worthless.

>>49680338
goddamnit carlos

>>49754757
>so, why even bother with GDP
Because you're a dragon NPC being controlled by an economically illiterate DM.

>>49730305
>tying a stripped ten-year-old girl
Keep your magical realm out of the game.

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>another dragon just asks if you want to play mario kart with him
>the next tells them to be quiet in her library, then teleports them back to the entrance upon more noise
>a town over, a dragon is the scorekeeper for some local sport
>the party becomes increasingly confused as more and more peaceful dragons are encountered

>>49757117
>eventually, the party discover that they are the last surviving humans in the entire world
>everyone else was a dragon in disguise

>>49757201
>it turns out the party was dragons all along

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This is the perfect size for a dragon.

>>49757117
I've been in two separate groups where, if this happened, it'd be because someone got a powerful magical artifact to mind-control every dragon and we'd have to stop them before their intentions turned nefarious. At least one of the GMs would then have it so that we'd then have to kill all the dragons who were now very close to humans and immediately reverted to their "kill everything in sight" mode.
The last time someone posted that image, the discussion quickly became about being eaten by a dragon while playing video games. Artist is vorelord.

>>49757432
That is a very small dragon.

I feel like maintaining a real friendship with one of that size would be the cutest thing ever. Plus, it would be cheap as fuck. You can just give them a few fries at dinner and it's a full meal.

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>>49757597
I think I'd spend a lot of time trying to subconsciously correct myself that, no, he's not a pet, he's actually intelligent and dammit stop wanting to pat him on the head. Once I get past that stage, though, it'd probably be pretty nice.
I'm actually doing a long-running freeRP with a friend, as a hammerspace dragon of that size. It's pretty fun, actually. Plenty of headpats and free food and riding around on his shoulder and occasionally eating him for the night.
Fucking spoilers how do they even work

>>49753030
You saying Hillary Clinton isn't actually a dragon?

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>>49757707
>the dragon contains a small farming village

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I'm not even disgusted any more. I realise now that this is just another kind of trash like me.

>>49730305
>Women because of the old stories, and harder workers.
Bigot.

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>>49758269
I wonder how it started. I doubt most buildings and crops are built for even a nonacidic stomach, let alone the lack of sunlight, so it couldn't've just eaten a preexisting village.
How would one go about terraforming a surprisingly spacious stomach-like organ to support a small village and their crops? What do they do about their relatively limited space? Would children born there ever wonder of life outside the fleshy walls of their world? Does the dragon talk with the village somehow?
...why am I finding a fetish prompt so interesting?

>>49759140
Because it sounds neat. You can have stuff inside whales or have tiny civilisations with shrink ray adventures.
Just ignore the fetish and youve got a damn fine world building hook.

Lighting is the main issue I think. Bioluminescence?

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>>49759180
>Bioluminescence?
Like those weird fursonas with the glowy blue insides, yeah? It'd actually have a use here, then. The lack of a day/night schedule would probably wreak havoc for the plants, though, and definitely would for the animal population (incl. humans).
So in addition to the dragon having to eat a bunch of dirt, the dragon would probably have to eat some sort of aperture dome that the villagers could open and close on a schedule. And hopefully its glow would be bright enough for food-producing crops to actually live if not thrive in its light. Although, if the dragon can glow on and off whenever it likes, this is a non-issue entirely. And now I'm thinking of a tiny dragon opening its mouth to read by its own light late at night.
Water would be another issue - unless we go to absolutely ridiculous dimensions surrounding this village, I don't think clouds would work well. Maybe the stomach itself could function as a sort of reservoir, with some well-type thing being able to be (carefully) dug to near the "end" of the underground. Apparently, warm water isn't inherently bad for plants (and can actually be good), so cooling isn't an issue aside from human comfort.
Not sure what to do as far as nutrients for the plants (since they need more than sun and water to grow). The most obvious temporary solution would be fecal matter for fertilizer, but I'd think that would have diminishing returns and lead to failure after a while. Obviously the dragon could keep swallowing things for the village, but it seems like something on that scale ought to be unnecessary.

I can't think of any way to put this in a game, but it's pretty fun and I can always let it rot away somewhere in my "settings" scrap folder.

>>49755238
>>49755373

>Then again like you said, they are better indicators,

Such as?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskSocialScience/comments/270jxi/why_do_we_primarily_compare_economies_by_gdp_as/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskSocialScience/comments/3wl60e/gdp_in_political_science_in_terms_of_an_indicator/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskSocialScience/comments/1ppfaf/question_about_gdp/

I swear to God, if you say HDI or "Happiness"...

>>49758300

hue, thats a great dragon pic anon

>same shit different day

>>49759547
I like the idea that the village isn't quite self-sufficient.
The dragon didn't want them initially, it just didn't care enough to deal with them at first because they weren't really causing any problems, and eventually it came to like its little village in a bottle and respect their tenacity, so now it goes and eats useful things once in a while to keep them going. A couple plowshares this month, some quality timber the next. Maybe the villagers start having some health issues so it goes and eats a doctor.

>>49759645
GDP per capita.

>>49759682
Explained why not in the links.

>>49759695
Directly from your link:

>In academic articles and presentations, GDP per capita is discussed far more often than GDP. That ought to alleviate some of your worry. See e.g. here, slide 7.

(I happen to know that poster actually, he/she really knows their shit)

>>49759711

Directly from that same link

GDP per capita might more accurately measure the state of the economy in some situations, but measuring overall GDP makes it much easier to compare economic power on a global scale -- if you and two other people start a super-advanced software consulting company on a private island, for example, the GDP per capita of that island could easily be 6 times that of the US ($53k), with spectacular metrics for worker productivity and wealth distribution and whatever else you might include.
But on an international scale, it wouldn't mean anything, because the GDP of your island is $318,000 and the GDP of the US is $16,000,000,000,000. Your island could sink into the ocean and the global economy wouldn't even burp.

>>49759767
>>49759711

The dragon is interested in the SIZE of his hoard, whether or not it's in relation to other hoards remains to be seen. GDP, thus, provides him with the information he needs. GDP-P-C does not.

>>49759806
Okay, actually, you're right. GDP is most definitely the best measure in that case.

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>>49759659
That's a cool idea, actually, although I think it'd have to be a little more accepting of them past "didn't want them," otherwise the town would've died horrible acidic death shortly after being eaten.
Maybe it comes from an attempt to save themselves from death - the town knew the dragon was hunting near them, heard it was very effective in taking down its prey. Rather than risk losing able-bodied workers trying to kill or dissuade it, they strike up a deal: some preparation time and eating what they ask of it when the time comes, and they wager that they can survive in its gut. They'd let themselves be eaten without attempt to struggle or hide, and in return, the dragon would only digest them if they die.
The dragon agrees, thinking it just scored the population of an entire town to snack on, no hiding, no hassle, at the cost of waiting a week, maybe a month (and if it works like I've seen hammerspace dragons explained in other threads, it can keep eating normally, keeping its "bonus" set aside). At first, it's annoyed that the village is still around and doing surprisingly well (maybe it can watch through a scrying portal or some other communication), rationing the stockpiled materials to extend their lifetimes, but over time, he likes seeing how "his town" is getting along, and y'know, it'd be a shame to let them die just because they couldn't access materials outside their town; the dragon had sort of hoped that the town's extinction would be by riot or poor resource management, surely giving them a few trees from this forest won't hurt.
Plus, having "if you kill me, an entire village dies by your hand" as a bargaining chip is nice, especially for a very, very small dragon.
Maybe the town would develop a custom of placing dead bodies against the stomach walls rather than burying them in the ground, in part a reminder of the terms of their agreement, and eventually, in part as an offering for luck or a blessing as one would a deity.

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>>49759990

>That jerky time stop movement
>That sword summoning
>That clock-like sword

Nox deserved more than 20 minutes

>>49759990
>>49760344
I've been seeing bits and pieces of that animation for a while now. Where's it from? Can I find it on YouTube? It seems quite interesting.

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>>49760609
It's Wakfu. It's French, and it's a really neat show. First season on YT is https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPmLb5LTfTLFoPS5ttWCXoMzgnRS8u_Bi
There's also an MMORPG of the same name, which is a sequel to Dofus (I've only played Wakfu). It has a really, really neat almost tabletop-gridlike combat where you can spend movement and action points each turn to move and attack, getting extra damage by attacking from the back and sides. There are 4 (5 technically) elements, with each class-race using 3 of them, and overall it's pretty fun, with the exception of the usual "do X a million times" style of quests and skill leveling.
I had a Sram (stealth/assassin, specializes in backstabs and traps) when I last played, so each turn I would usually spam "teleprots behind u".
Much more fun with a friend, of course.

I was about to ask who in their right mind would vote for a dragon, but shit, I'd even take one of those nonsapient rampaging pseudodragons over the current US president candidates. A regular chromatic evil dragon would be a better deal but I'm not even that picky.

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>>49760609

Wakfu. Watch it in the original French here :
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Wakfu-Season-01

The first half is rather episodic but a story arc forms through the second. Have fun watching it and enjoy DEM HIPS

>>49737863
>owo
Fuck off

>>49730305
>The only problem they have in the short term is that they're low on clothing, which primarily has to go to their eldest and youngest, and is spread thin elsewhere. They're shearing sheep to counteract it, but their supply is limited
Fetishy and unrealistic plot hook.

>>49757117
One blue shell is all it takes anon.

>>49761617
Takes for what? Him to rage and eat you?

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>>49762637
Yes
Other games not to play with dragons: Mario Party

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>>49761617
>>49762637
>>49762738
But what if we're into that?
Jokes aside, do you think he'd get upset about the complete lack of dragon protags outside of Spyro? A dragon FPS could be cool, but afaik none exist. Or maybe he has a slight distaste for Sm4sh because of how godawful Charizard is in it.

>>49763516
Divinity 2 tried, but they never really integrated the gameplay so the dragon parts just felt like a minigame.

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>>49763516
>Dragon FPS
Guncaster exists, it's a GZDoom mod that turns you into a dragon OC named named Cyg, it's incredibly overpowered though. Then again, what would you expect from the guy who made Russian Overkill.

one of the best podcast games i ever listened to featrued a Brass dragon as the banker for the adventurer town turned kingdom.

Was rather amusing way to incoperate the dragon early on.

>>49708502
I mean he's a village now. You'd be pretty pleased too if you were a village.

>>49680475
Is it wrong that i want the lucario aura-sphere ceiling lamp for my game room? Thats kinda cool.

>>49767685
Looks kinda tacky honestly.

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>>49763516
>Zone of the Enders
>but you're a dragon
I'd play it

>>49708502
>They built cannons last month. I can make drive by's now.

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>>49736693
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE GIRL'S HORNS ARE SKEWED AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS

SEND HELP

>>49770318
She's not a real dragon, don't worry.

>>49769488
I'm not sure that would really work. It's super mecha combat.
You'd probably have to look at aerial dogfight simulators for a dragon game. ZoE's quick dash, slash-and-shot combat would likely clash for a winged creature. Maybe eastern dragons though. That could be pretty cool, mix in some mysticism and mystery and you could be on to a winner.

You can always do something with a strategy game of course.

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y'all should read Farmer Giles for a good story about this by the master
it's short and funny

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>>49759990
>looking slightly offended, the tiny lizard tells you that she is very much a dragon and she did eat your village while you were away - but - if you put her down, she can prove to you that they're all still alive and you really shouldn't kill her
>okay, you don't have to put her down, just stop squeezing for a minute

>>49770728
who says we can't put the dragons in mechas?

>>49707092
>Legends tell of an ancient meeting held every year known as only as The Masters
>Scholars believe that The Masters was a convocation of the most skilled "master" wizards to eliminate a great threat.
>The most famous of these champions was King Arnold of Palmer who devised a magic elixir, which bore his name, that bolster his skills in the field.
>To this day, none have been able to replicate this magical brew.

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>>49772361
Stop that! It's very silly.

>>49771865
>after a while, she coughs up a sealed container about as long as she is
>inside is a scroll telling you, specifically, "we're fine, really. Keep an eye on her if you wish, but we're just temporarily winning an unwinnable wager."
>if you let her go, you might never know the fate of your friends, and who knows how many others she'll pull something weird like this on
>if you kill her, well, she's made that clear
>if you take her with you, you'll have to put up with a dragoness who clearly enjoys a diet of humans and will probably steal your food as well

>>49680270
>The faggot becomes the OP of a shitty thread

actually for some reason I can see the Dragon pulling a Yoshikage Kira

They just want a quiet life but all these adventurers just won't leave him alone

So they have to be erased with exploding bubbles, for peace of mind.

>>49774958
fuck off /a/

>>49774879
"Waaait wait wait wait. You're telling me that there's a fetish for that?"
>"Well yeah, see? Right there on the list."
"Your race actually fetishizes that. You have a name for it."
>"...yes?"
"And it's common enough that you can just write using that word and it's understood.. Humans. By the gods."

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>>49775097
"It's absolutely barbaric."
>"...don't you do that?"
"Yes, but it's for a more utilitarian purpose than sexual deviancy!"
>"No, what I mean is, you could make some coin just by letting people see you do it."
"That's- no, that's terrible! I refuse to dirty myself and my habits like that!"
>"You seem to have no issue when I'm your only company, regardless of my preference."
"Well yeah, you don't pleasure yourself to the thought of me doing so. It makes no difference if you're here or not."
>"..."
"..."
>"...um."
"Oh for heaven's sake, I need to forget this entire conversation."
I don't know what activity they're talking about.

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>>49776365
I've never noticed that little lizard on the wall in the upper-left before.

>>49772361
>Dragons
>In Mechas
>Wearing Power ranger type gundams

I'm willing to bet that somewhere, there's an anime for that.

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>>49758300

>>49680270
a similar situation is unfolding in my 5e game

our GM threw a bunch of young black dragons at us, and after killing them we found some wounded red dragons in the forest who had been fighting with them

our cleric healed the wounded red dragon while the mage spoke to him in Draconic and told him we would help them out

In the prior session we had started a small fort/village, collecting tax and and farmers from surrounded villages. In return, we act as a militia and trading outpost.

We're thinking of inviting the two young Red Dragons (they said they were without a home) to live in our village. What could go wrong? They are apparently quite nice/kind for red dragons.

>>49779587
Sure, just up the tax to include everyone's firstborn.

>>49779596
Is it literally impossible for a Red dragon to be some kind of good or neutral alignment? These are young (and perhaps impressionable) dragons

>>49779630
It's like bringing a wild tiger into your house. It might not be evil but it's still a tiger.

>>49779630
Depends on how the DM interprets alignments. The species is Chaotic Evil, whether that means that every individual dragon is guaranteed chaotic evil is up to him.

>>49779764
The difference is that a dragon is intelligent enough to potentially learn to act against its instincts. Generally, the smarter an animal is, the more nurture and the less nature defines their being.
Of course, dragons are magical imaginary beasts, so there's no right answer.

>>49779630
Dragons are smarter then people. Dragons alignment doesn't always have to reflect it's traditional alignment due to scale color. People will be against having a red dragon at frist but it proving it self or proving the townfolk right is a grand ole idea.

>>49695001
Hey, slavery pays well in some places

>>49776365
I don't know either, and I wrote the post you're quoting.

>>49779319
>excuse me, waiter, but there's a dragon in my soup.

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>>49781052

>>49781058
Of course this exists. Of course it does.

>>49781369
It's my new headcanon. It's what really happened. Nina grew up adored and loved by everyone.

>>49780982
>Keep it quiet, or else everyone will want one!

>>49779319
Reminds me of that one Vader-san image of something similar, except the dragon was red and had dick and balls

>>49770683
>She's not a real dragon, don't worry.
Check your privilege shitlord.