goblin thread

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>>49669698

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>>49669698

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>>49670898

>>49669698
they're good for some xp

When did loli/shortstack gobbos become a thing? Is it a WoW thing?

I don't mind, but it's weird to go from filthy little hunchback gremlins to green midget porn.

>>49669709
This is like some horrific missing link between the two.

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>>49670944

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>>49670978

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>>49670974
Warcraft did a favor for goblins, yes.

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>>49671006

>>49671008
wtf I like Warcraft now.

>>49670974
You're right, completely overrated. We need more shota goblins.

any art of more monstery goblins, bonus points if the girls are still cute in nonconventional ways, I'm in this awkward state of wanting sexy green shorties but not wanting just green painted midgets

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>>49671027

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>>49671140

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>>49671306

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>>49671319

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Best type of goblin.

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>>49671337

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>>49671359
Eye see what they did their

>>49671139
Seconding this. I can never find art of goblins that make them look monstrous but still able to have some of their kind fit into a civilized society.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD-C2_okFuM

>>49669698
Idiots who were introduced to PnP through Fenoxo ERP streams like them.
That's about the only "merit" I can come up with, by which I meant that there are none and that you're all fucktarded dickmagnets.

>>49671940
>I am so above all of this
>My tabletop games are entirely asexual

>>49672015
You try to reason with your mama with that logic, boy wonder?

>>49672015
>Unless you are okay with cheesecake goblins in your setting, you are an ascetic

>>49671940
Are those streams any good?

>>49672085
Having been subjected to Fenoxo's writing, characters, and worldbuilding, I've always chosen to assume "no".

>>49672072
>Coming into a thread about cheesecake goblins purely for the chance to bitch about cheesecake goblins
>Not either ascetic or autistic

>>49671027
FUCK YOU TAMI, I DON'T WANNA BE A DADDY

>>49672152
What's next, pangolin orcs?

>>49669709
This artists draws some absolute goblin smut.

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>>49672167

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>>49672191
The artist couldn't even figure out how a pangolin was meant to hurt someone.

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>>49671719
Zappa was ahead of his time in so many ways

>>49670974
WoW did a lot. Corruption of Champions also portrayed goblins as baby crazy shortstacks, but I don't know how much influence that had.

>draw a halfling
>colour it green and call it a goblin
I hate this meme

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>>49673893
Is this better?

>>49673893
Tolkien go back to the undying lands

>>49673893
Halflings don't have the background as bad guys necessary for them to popularly be allowed to be sluts.

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>>49673988
Not him, but YES!

>>49673988
much better lad

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>>49669698

>thinly veiled shortstack thread.

I've got a 5E session coming up, and my DM gave the OK to use the goblin race from the Zendikar supplement. I was thinking of making a goblin that captures and enslaves elves for a living. Using the Beast conclave ranger and the Knight variant background to have a troup of lowly elves doing my bidding by making my companion a "Reek"-esque pet elf with 1/4 beast stats, and an elf "squire" and "lady" that both work for him and tell him about local elves. is this genius or full-retard?

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>>49674096
>Implying you have to choose
It's like you guys don't even sexual dimorphism.

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>>49669698
Just what the hell do you think you're doing in this thread?

Where are the goblins with the giant fucking hooked jew noses

That's like half of what makes a goblin not a green hobbit

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>>49675096

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Very underused in urealms live

>>49675425
Dees nuts and Dank the black goblins.

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G O B L I N S

>>49675446
The two are the universe's Hobgoblin subrace , though they come from is one of the weakest sessions of the series

here is the 1st campaign if you want, ignore episode 0 if you don't want to see character creation

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLl4CmnQ2VIycIyOFRPRBeEFWYLDcwTJvp

>>49675510
I'll give it a look sometime.

>>49675614
By the same guy who did unforgotten realms cartoon so it retains a bit of that humor

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>>49675673
Never heard of it, guess I'll check out that too.

>>49672177
You accidentally a word.

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>>49675060
Is it time?

>>49669698
Think of that oddly emerald-green vag. Haha

>>49671140
Man she fell off the radar hard.

Well you've got the 'opressed victims' route. Always an option for making monstrous races not monstrous. "It's all just harmful stereotypes! He a good gobby, he dindu nuffin'!"
Personally I don't like that. It's always paired with modern cosmopolitan sensibilities too. To me it loses its fantasy feel when you do that. But hey, if you like seeing people equating orcs with black people and feeling progressive about it I guess it's for you.

Then there's the goblins as pets thing. Personally I love this because of how disturbing it is. Basically, because goblins have such short lifespans and reach sexual maturity quickly they can be bred like dogs. So you've got these many breeds of specialized creatures like dogs except they're totally sapient.
There's squire goblins to carry your equipment, dirt goblins for menial work or lapgoblins for children to play with.
It's not slavery, they like doing it!
But they only like doing it because we essentially raped them for generations and mindbroke them on a genetic level.
Morality sort of gives up at this point.
You could combine them with the shortstacks if you want to blend the line between bestiality and fucking your slaves.

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>>49670471
These are cute without going full magical realm.
Would let play.

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>>49676282
it is always time

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Rather impressive for a goblin rogue.

>>49677585
Do you allow goblins in a human-scale campaign or are all their exploits stealing stuff from bigger races and fighting other goblins?

>>49677729
He is rather handsome.

>>49669698
>>49670974

Want me to post my overview that tries to reconcile all of the different goblinoid interpretations? i.e. So you can have a setting that has both the nasty, witch-like, swarming goblins of D&D and the relatively more palatable green goblins with exaggerated facial features of warcraft.

>>49675510

>unforgotten realms

Holy shit I forgot this series existed.

Good memories.

>>49674807
>Matron of the Maze
Giggled.

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>>49673893
>draw an elf
>paint it green
>call it an orc
monster girl fags needs to die

>>49673893
>>49683310
>my shit taste definition of what a race looks is the only one
The real question is why people are coloring goblins tan and calling them
halflings.

>>49683018
Sure, let's hear it.
This is the thread to post it.

>>49683018

Go ahead, anon

>>49672122
muh nigga

>>49669698

They are the equivalent of 19th century America in a setting where it would be improbable for such a place toe exist, with their monstrous relatives being exiled undesirables. They sometimes throw said undesirables a bone by letting them leave with advanced firearms and explosives, explaining why goblin lords have access to repeating rifles and revolvers.

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Helping out this goblin thread because I need a reference pic of a Warcraft goblin girl that used to be really popular but has no other descriptive properties to it other than cute green goblin girl.

>>49669728
I want cute tercio Goblins in my campaigns, would they be not!catalan or not!basque ?

>>49677576
Equating orcs as black people has always seemed sorta more racist to me than just letting orcs be monsters.

>>49674941
This is going to be my planesona in my group's next post-war jets ERP. Thanks anon!

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>>49672167
/tg/ homebrewed pangolin kobolds once.

I'm morbidly curious now; has anyone ever actually seen the "monstergirl" style of goblin actually used in a D&D campaign turned magical realm?

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>>49687181
I would play a goblin fighter, sure.

>>49687845
I mean, I've got some magical realm interpretations of goblins and kobolds that actually make a kind of pervy sense (it involves inbreeding, dom/sub and TGing for the goblins, and BE, futafication and mpreg for the kobolds), but I doubt I'd ever actually make it a major part of the races' depiction in any setting I made public.

>>49673893
>>49683310
no u

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>>49687845
I use sexy goblins all the time. CoC has been around long enough for it to be a joke thing.

>>49687824
Please refrain from bringing up embarrassing furfaggotry that should be forgotten.

>>49674941
Anon! This is a blue board!

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>>49688051
>Please refrain from bringing up embarrassing furfaggotry that should be forgotten.
You're posting InCase art in a thinly veiled shortstack thread. I'm not sure you have the moral high ground you seem to think you have.

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>>49688412
You'd be surprised, anon.

>>49675004
So you're playing this guy?

http://queensblade.wikia.com/wiki/Dogura

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>>49669698
I liked the ones in Eberron.

They carved out a section of Khorvaire, and started to rebuild their empire after the Last War.

They had diplomats that were accepted by the rest of the continent, and they were getting rid of the Elven slaves.

Everything was going great until the Gnomes fucked it up.

>>49683310
Monstergirl orcs are soft curvy pig girls.

>>49677039
Anything with that kind of tonnage would not fall lightly...

>>49671008
That waist is far too thin. I prefer some more even proportions.

Goblins are the only race I can self insert as. Does that make me edgy or something far worse?

>>49688705
It makes you a manlet with hygiene issues

>>49688831
But anon I'm 6'3.

>>49688705
More sad than edgy

>>49688847
Trans-manlet?

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Best goblin is definitely not for lewds.

>>49677729
Rakash a best

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>one of my barb players manages to become leader of a goblin tribe by beating the ever living shit out of its current leaders
>immediately asks if they have any females
>tell him yes but since they're goblins their ugly as fuck
>doesn't even hesitate to start the babymakin
>ask him "why the fuck"
>"Someones gotta get started on makin these goblins hot, and if its my seed that must do it, so be it!"

And so now whenever someone asks me why goblins are hot in any of my homebrews, I tell them of the barbarian that made it his damned mission to change the entire damned goblin gene pool with his cock

>>49689169
He's doing the Lord's work.

>>49689169
They would be more human than goblin by that point though. At least enough to count as their own race.

>>49689340
Where do you think hobgoblins come from?

>>49689350
My point.

They would not be hot goblins, but some new race that `are like goblins but hot` at that point.

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>>49669698
These aren't goblins.

>>49689394
We need a name for this new race.

Ooh, I know! Let's call them goblins.

>>49689516
What do we call the old goblin race, or did the barbarian genocide them?

>>49689565
I was under the impression that he fucked enough goblins to effect genetic drift in the whole population

>>49689565
The barbarian shall become known as Goblins Layer

>>49689565
>What do we call the old goblin race
Old goblins

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>>49689633
Pretty terrible senpai.

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>>49684078
>>49684126

>Ancient Goblins

Ancient Goblins look a lot like pic related, and despite their name are not extinct. They are simply rare and reclusive due to suffering from years of competition against their half-goblin cousins. During wars between Human and Half-Goblins, pure goblin enclaves were also attacked (by both sides), pushing the race even further from civilization.

They are the wretched, filthy, xenophobic, gaunt-looking mystics who think little of using the most abhorrent of practices to extricate use from anybody who dares to intrude upon their world. And for the ancient Goblins, the definition of "intrusion" is usually "entering my field of vision." They are somewhat primate-like in stature and their skin is knobbly, and varies from yellows, to greens, to the tar blacks of subterranean goblins (the oldest of all goblin subspecies). Their societies can be found in deep woods, swamps, mountain warrens, and caves, but are rare in any case. Stories of goblins eating children and weaving the foulest of curses abound in folklore.

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>>49690767

>Half-Goblins (or Modern Goblins/City Goblins)

Half-Goblins (often simply referred to as just "Goblins" by other races due to Ancient Goblins being so rare) look a lot like World of Warcraft Goblins, having overall more body volume than their ancient forebears. Though modern, city-dwelling Goblins do not look monstrous, their exaggerated elfin features are sometimes considered homely by the standards of the other races. It varies, but the males get an especially bad rap in the looks department, due to their noses and chins being so pointy they are reminiscent of a crescent. In Half-Goblin culture, however, large noses, chins, and ears on men are associated with virility. The real curse of their obviously non-human features is that it lays bare their heritage. The Goblins that are now a common sight in human cities are the distant but direct product of a foul mixing of blood between the grotesque, witch-like goblins of the wilds and unknown humanoid mates. No matter how successful, well-liked, or fair-faced they are in life, this dirty fact looms over the identity of the Goblin individual like a curse.

(1/2)

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(2/2) Continued.

Half-Goblins have the dubious honor of being stereotyped as opportunistic, hedonistic, morally-flexible underdogs who don't just profit from intrigue, but relish it with style. They are second-class citizens with a first-rate deathgrip on the naughty bits of society. Urban Half-Goblin culture originated from refugees who surrendered or survived during a massive, military-forced "dissolving" of the many rapidly spreading and increasingly voracious Half-Goblin tribes. Settling in slums outside of the city proper, they were faced with poverty within a society that thought of them as a plague. Urban Goblin culture evolved to be simultaneously ingratiating yet somewhat intimidating to humans, while at the same retaining a devil-may-care approach to social limitation as a response to their own damning heritage. Goblins can be sociopath socialites who love to climb up the unseen ladder of power, and aloof outsiders who don't care how lowly they're regarded. Goblin parts of town housed all of the suppressed taboos and obsessions of the human mind that desperately needed a place to live, and over time the development of new slums was necessitated as the old slums grew too lavish. Now, there's a "Goblin part of town" in every city, and more often than not their bombastic scandalousness is exceeded only by their property values.

This has created a distinct class of goblin "industry" moguls. Sometimes these nouveau riche have to be careful treading on the toes of the proper, old-monied nobles. Sometimes it's the nobles who have to be careful.

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>>49690887

>Gremlins

As Gnomes are humanoids directly connected to the fey, Gremlins are a goblinoid offshoot with the faintest of fey blood and/or spirit. While Gnomes embody the jovial, nature-loving, enchanting aspects of fairies that people romanticize, Gremlins embody the maniacal, alien, amoral, and chaotic nature of fairies. I imagine Gremlins to be like Pathfinder Goblins, but slightly smaller, furred over most of their body (like original-style Kobolds, think Kobolds Ate My Baby), and with a high aptitude for tinkering and sabotaging, be it intentional or otherwise. Gremlins are shades of brown in both skin and fur, and live in roving animalistic colonies, but sometimes base themselves out of something like a cave so that they can hide all of their toys there. All Hail King Torg!

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>>49690905

>Orcs

The incorrigibly bellicose proud warrior race we all know. Full-blooded orcs typically only interact with big cities (the sort of society most likely to have a use for the vilified races) as individuals looking for mercenary work, due to separating from their tribe for a multitude of possible reasons. Orcs aren't furred, but sport a lot of body hair. Their skin is thick and course, typically brownish green in color, and their noses are flatter and broader than humans. The super duper evil subterranean orcs look like a lot like Uruk Hai: a deep blackish red, their skin both oily and flaky as if they were covered in scabs.

The aggression and pain-based meritocracy of most Orc tribes creates a lot of unnecessary outcasts. Sometimes the "weak" and disgraced escape, sometimes the upstart just cause too much friction and manage to leave with their lives and honor intact, and other times the simple rebel nature of the Orc sparks even within a society he is completely comfortable within. The border lands are dotted with the occasional Orcish ronin.

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Any alternate looks to goblins? I'm trying to collect them.

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>>49690937

>Hobgoblins

Hobgoblins are a visual link between Goblins and Orcs. It is speculated that Hobgoblins are either a common ancestor between them, or the one closest genetically to a now extinct ancestor, with trolls and ogres being connected to an even older vertex.

Hobgoblins are between humans and orcs in mode height, but have a slightly squatter height to width ratio. They have completely slick, yellow skin, nostril slits instead of a nose, pointed ears like the rest, and slightly longer arms. The classic mental profile of the Hobgoblin is that of the cold and calculating manhunter. Hobgoblins are more willing to choose mercenary work as their way of life than Orcs, cooperating with civilized free-enterprising entities, yet at the same time are even less likely to have good or honorable tendencies. They are rather rare.

Pictured: an exceptionally buff and hairy Hobgoblin, perhaps Half-Orc.

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>>49690966

>Trolls

Trolls. Trolls are extremely disparate, and speculated to have relation to the fey due to their magical nature. Some are lanky with huge hands and big noses, others are rotund. Some have tails with bristly hair at the end, some do not. Some have warty, grey skin that gives them a rocky appearance, while others are mostly just balls of fur with big tusked mouths.

There are a few things trolls typically share physiologically and socially, however. Trolls live in forests, caves, and on mountains in non-tribal, familial societies that are ruled by anybody who bothers to clean up the place (always a matriarch). They rarely interact with other sentient beings, but are the classic natural enemy of Gnomes and will harass gnomish neighbors. Not so rarely, a troll becomes a hermit, staking out new territory in a natural formation or ruin. Hermit trolls vary wildly in disposition. They may be exceptionally aggressive, exploitative, reclusive, cannibalistic, laid-back or even friendly. Trolls are not typically known to be bright or classy, but are sometimes possessed of a foul cunning.

On top of being hardy in general, Trolls' bodies are able to regenerate flesh wounds at a supernaturally fast rate. It can be observed by the naked eye within seconds.

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>>49690986

>Ogres

They live in caves. They're directly descended or ascended from Trolls. They're dumb. In fact, they're astonishingly dumb. So much so, it gives pause to wonder how they've survived as a race all these millennia. They'll eat anything, including and especially people. Ogres are the largest of the goblinoid races, sometimes reaching heights (and, very nearly, widths) of a three-story house. They have thick rocky grey or yellowish hides, and rarely have hair.

They're prone to mutation, which further suggests some relation to Trolls. A noteworthy mutation is having one eye, or multiple heads. With enough heads to share the mental load with, an Ogre can aspire to some truly scholarly pursuits!

Where is Goblin Slayer when you need him?

>you will never have a cute small green girlfriend
If I jump into a black hole what are the chances of winding up in a universe that has cute goblins

>>49691569
1/∞

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>>49688095
>inb4 exhaust only

>>49691027
what about Bugbears?

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>>49691320
If I had to choose between shortsack fetishists and goblin slayer autismos, I'd smite both

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>>49673988
Pathfinder football head goblins be best goblins.

Look at that, they even have sexual dimorphism.

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>>49690950
>implying "alternat

>>49689169
This is the single most humanitarian effort I have ever seen a Barb do that wasn't a drunken induced frenzy. I want to me this man.

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>>49693741

"Alternative" then, you ass.

>>49689595
Best fuck ever in gobo tongue.

>>49694009
Meet*

This one time my players retrieved a creepy magic mirror from some ruins, then ran into a whole bunch of tribal goblins in the nearby jungle. They made a bargain for safe passage with the mirror if the goblins could use it for a ritual first. One of the PCs was interested in the arcane and comparative religion so made it a condition that he could watch the whole ritual.

He had to watch all the best male specimens of the tribe take turns on their high priestess in front of the mirror for 10 straight hours.

>>49674011
Then you, my friend, have never met a halfling bard.