>that kid who dual wields tower shields

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>>49665763

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>>49665763

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>>49665763
Is this a Tio thread? On my /tg/?

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>>49665955
Too late anon.

This is her swamp.

>>49665854
>>49665955
>>49666048

>None of these even demonstrate her ability to dual wield towershields.

You had one job

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>>49666183
Bruh
>>49666048
>She has two barricade shields that she wields as if they weigh nothing

>>49665763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs

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>>49665763
Look at this thread.
Look closer at it.
That's why we can't have nice things.

>>49665904
The only way to make this more Liefeld is to put him in some inhuman pose and make it so the feet can't be seen. 8/10

>>49665854
I want to ride her shoulders.

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>>49665854
>>49665955
>>49666048
>>49667547

Once in a lifetime chance to meet her, anons!

>>49667957
Who doesn't?

>>49666207
>holding cello like a violin
I really hope she took the endpin out, or she has one of those soft-tipped ones. Otherwise, it would be digging right into her neck.

>>49666048
>she is not a monoblos
Well can't say I am surprised. Hunters use shields and wyverns don't.

>>49667991
Instructions unclear, accidentally built a bar stool.

>>49667991
Something about a guy using a Normiewatch reaction image, telling people to stop liking anime, on an anime imageboard, is doing wonders to my funny bone. Thanks for the laugh, retard.

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>>49665763
>That guy who uses a scythe as a weapon
>It's not even a war scythe

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>>49668739
>Normiewatch
>telling people to stop liking anime

1. I enjoy anime. A lot in fact. But you weebs shit every thread immediately with your made up woman shapes that wouldn't like you if they were real. There is no hope for you and nobody likes you. Kill yourself and let us have the actual fun.

2. "Normiewatch?" /v/ and /r9k/, special combination indeed. Follow the instructions again while considering who is the retard here, little friend.

>>49668807
I play a farmer who grabbed the first weapon-like thing he had on hand when his village was attacked, he's grown attached to it.

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>>49665854
>>49666048
>>49667547
Her tooth really expands my dong, if you know what I mean.


What are half-ogre stat bonuses, again?

>>49665763
>2017
>not dual wielding tower shields.
Why live?

>>49667547
>Guys, how to deal with [x] on full moon?
Have you tried getting the fuck out of the house? Jeezus, lrn2survival instinct.

>>49669886
And have them chase you in an open area where they can utilize the most of their abilities to catch you? That's just natural selection m8.
Instead, analyze what their weakness is and prepare for the full moon by leading them into a custom trap, sneak out without a trace and sleep on the roof or something. Then they'll spend the night looking everywhere inside the house until they tire and you'll be safe.

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>>49670021
This. You must learn to outsmart, or to outlast. For the former, prep time is needed. For the latter, I really hope you weren't using your pelvis for anything important.

>>49670021
Or just restrain and/or drug them for a night, although with ogres i cant see that working very well

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>>49668807
Just tell them to use a kama yari instead.

>>49670319
>yajiri yari
>futomata yari
>kikuchi yari
the ones i like make sense

>tsuki yari
who thought this was a good idea?

>>49668836
Then there's this asshole.

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>>49670386
>who thought this was a good idea?

This guy actually.

>>49670501
its a ceremonial type of spear or something? because doesnt look to stabby for a spear

>>49670260
>although with ogres i cant see that working very well
Unless they love skin care

>"Hey did you know mud can help treat the skin? Here, I requested a room built just for that, check it out."
>Have her remain in a hole made so she's either laying down or sitting
>Layer sand and mud at the bottom, then pour wet sand and mud to fill leaving the head uncovered and pat it down nicely
>"It works over time so just relax and let it work, alright?"
>Leave some soft music, series of movies, remote control with nearby mouth sticks to use on the TV. If sitting, have a padded neck support on her and it laying down a pillow.
>Once nighttime comes around, run out of the house and hide because it'll only hold her down for about an hour maybe two thanks to the sand and mud thickening just enough.

>>49670555
It's meant to sever limbs, IIRC.

>>49670566
Considering how stereotypically girly Tio, and her race for that matter, actually is I think this actually might work.

Granted, this would take a ridiculously long amount of time to do but it could legitimately work.

>>49670555
It's more or less a farming tool turned into a spear because design choice on Masamune's part. He loved crescents.

>>49670607
Yeah, what this guy said. Masamune loved his dismemberments.

>>49670612
Isn't sand and dirt really cheap too?
I generally buy sand for my cats instead of kitty litter and the most I've ever paid was 20$ for about 50 pounds of the stuff. Dirt for plants even cheaper, a 25 pound bag is about 5 to 10$ depending on how fresh (nice dirt smell) it is. But I guess it depends a lot from where you're buying and where you live.
Time wouldn't be a problem if you prep a couple days beforehand,
>Have the dirt and sand soaking up in a huge container with water
>Make sure the consistency is right so it wont be too watery (pasty mud, like when it rains for a while and your shoes just dig into the mud and push the excess all around)
>Have her sit about 3 hours after breakfast to allow the mud to harden
It would even help to mention the benefits days beforehand or when construction of the room is taking place so she reads up on it and gets even more excited to try.

>>49665763
>>49665854
>>49665955
>>49666048
What is this creature and where can I find one for domestic ownership?

>>49668836
>edgy hipster who doesn't like what's popular

I think you're just as much a cancer.

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>>49671907
Tio, from Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou or Everyday Life with Monstergirls. Member of a special police squad composed entirely of monstergirls, that is deployed to deal with Liminals aka monsterfolk, since the law forbids humans from injuring liminals and vice versa.

Also, best girl alongside Ms Smith and Polt.

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>>49672323

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>>49672340
Fuck you, I do what I wan.

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>>49672314
>"if you don't like me shitting up the board with muh waifu then you're a hipster and cancer"

Wear this. Never remove it.

>>49672375
wan?

>>49672630
Not him, but "wan" is nippon for a dog bark.

>>49672653
>not responding with "awoo"
you disappoint me

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>>49672671
Awoo wouldn't wan a doggirl, though?

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>>49672671
>>49672739
>Awoo

>>49672957
I want his coat. What is it called when you have a collar that big?

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>>49672993
Style. Or the "Creed" effect.

>>49670566
>not tying them up and explaining that is how humans do things
>Not putting 30 doors of steel between you and them
>Not locking yourself in a panic room for the night

Its almost like you want a broken pelvis

>>49668836
>>49667749
>>49667991

Monstergirls are a time honored /tg/ tradition.

Fuck off.

>>49673324
>30 doors of steel

Nothing like an ogre who just ripped through 30 steel doors in 30 seconds and got a bit of a rage on to give you some soft loving right?

>>49673666
That's assuming shes mad at you, and not horny as all hell.

Its why i said to set the mood first

>>49673689
>implying she's not just going to go full berzerker on your johnson

>>49673706
at least she doesn't go full rip and tear mode

or hopefully you can convince her that tying her up is how humans express love and you can fool her for long enough.

Its that or 3 months in the hospital so no risk involved

>>49668807
>He can't handle scythes

Please go and stay go.

>>49668807
>implying sythes aren't great due to reach and damage being hilarious

>>49673924
One thing I definitely missed in 4e was a scythe with the keen property.

>>49667991
Mercy a shit

>>49674136
what did that do again?

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>>49673856
Remember who you're talking about.

This is a girl who ripped a fucking industrial grade drill from the ground.

>>49674256
In 3.x, keen increased a weapon's critical hit chance. Scythes had a huge damage multiplier on a crit.

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>>49668807
It's also a gun.

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>>49674310
Jesus christ

Nevermind what i said then nothing you could do would keep her bound jesus,

You'd need magic rope or some fucking spider silk shit from a aracnae

>>49674612
*an

godamnit phone

>>49674310
Cow is better

>>49668884
A farmer's scythe wouldn't stand up to the stress of being swung like a weapon. It might seriously injured one person before falling apart, but it would definitely be rendered useless on impact.

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>D&D 5e
>Overweight Paladin
>Full plate and two shields
>Named Sir (Edward) Cumference
>Homebrewed attacks which can down enemies the same size or smaller on a crit
>Fucking barricade
>Danny Devito appearance
>Taking out the trash

>>49665763
>I generally buy sand for my cats instead of kitty litter

You might be accustomed to the smell, but I assure you there's a reason nobody ever visits twice.

>>49672993
Unless that collar has a history to it (ie it's part of your military uniform) it's called looking like a twat.

>>49670386
It's meant to brace against and trap swords and other spears iirc

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Does anyone have any pictures of her dual wielding shields? Or just character in general of people dual shielding?

It's something i've been in love with since Dark Souls 2.

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See, you have a big shield for blocking and a small shield for punching people in the face.

>>49675433
*character art in general

>>49674612
How would one even capture an ogre then in this universe?

Magic spider chains or some other magical realm shit?

What could they use theoretically

>>49675471
Half a distillery's worth of booze might do the trick...

>>49675471
Other ogres.

>>49675471
Magic spider silk and a very large and durable gag

Unbreakable boys

>>49674312
>pathfinder cavalier with keen lance and spirited charge

b r o k e n

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>>49676146
>not adding fire or magic to your weapon

wat r u a casul?

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>>49672375
>>49672630

My fucking niggas
you niggas from /monster/? does it still into exist?

>>49672340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xslGkBOTpk

>>49670021
They can't leave the house unescorted unless they want to risk deportation, remember?

... wait, does MON get a free pass on that front?

Either way, get out of the house, grab a motel room for the next 3 nights (preferably without them finding out your exact location), wait it out, come back, apologize profusely, you should be okay, more or less.

>>49676605
>a MON caring about deportation where dicks are involved

>>49675491
>>49675668
>>49675636
These three togther might make a good story.

>>49676619
Good point. They're gov't spec ops, so Ms. Smith would probably cover for them.

As for homestays... shit, you might be right anyhow. This exchange program suddenly sounds a lot less appealing.

>>49676736
I'm pretty sure Darling got the homestay because he has some kind of absolute virginity territory.

The farmer is clearly banging cowtits, as is that resort owner and the yuki.

The priest probably doesn't diddle the fox but I can't be sure.

>>49676296
My cavalier is afraid of fire, got tortured pretty badly by demons/devils because he thought it'd be a good idea to fuck with the wrong guy.

Magic is implied, though, you have to have at least a +1 enhancement bonus on a weapon to make it keen

>>49667547
>ywn experience pelvis-crushing softness

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>>49676794
There are too many holes in the whole "homestay" excuse. Darling's supposed to be experimental in terms of marrying a monstergirl, yet we've already seen more monster-human pairs that'd be more suitable for marriage than you can count on one hand (especially Yukio and her manlet lover).

The only logical explanation is that Smith is a succubus who infiltrated the human administration and feeds off Darling's sexual frustration.

>>49680036
alternatively there's something more sinister going on, and these new chapters will unveil something

Maybe theres a serial killer of monsters on the lose and darling is keeping them safe somehow?

>>49680105
>>49680036

Or maybe it's an ecchi harem comedy with barely any logical consistency considering sex between monsters/humans shouldn't even be illegal considering how often it's done?

>>49676736
Does this series ever talk about other nations right?

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>>49680133
>Not having faith in Crabman
Screencap this post, because Monster Musume will have a twist ending that will reveal that what first appeared to be a brainless ecchi harem actually had a deep subplot on the nature of humanity all along.

>>49680144

>mfw German Shephard German girls in uniform

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>>49680210
>Slightly overzealous German Shephard cop girl
>Her homestay is Bikecop
>She always steals his lunch because he makes the best lunches, forcing him to always prepare two bento's
>Exagerates her risks and achievements to impress Bikecop
>Easily exploitable weakness for headpats

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>>49680165
inb4 darling is a joestar
inb4 one of the new enemies is a vampire

>>49680036
>The only logical explanation is that Smith is a succubus
shut up she's a real human bean

Everyone knows man is the most monstrous existence, which is why smith is the best girl.

>>49680226
ah bike cop!
best thing out the late threads, i think they translated the ideas and drawfagging and send it to crabman

>>49676794

There was an omake featuring the country girls at the hot springs which clears this up.

Cott and Ton are fucking the farmhands considering they're surprise perverts, the sheep is potentially pregnant as she's been lactating recently, cowtits might not be fucking the farmer (she just wants to get milked), Yukio is either actively fucking her partner or is going to be very soon (they're engaged, thus making Darling's "marriage experiment" moot.)

Fox is complicated, but she seems to be a shameless slut that actively participates in gangbangs with the temple assistants in her voluptuous ara ara form, but maintains a platonic partnership with the lead priest.

>>49680226
>this pleases the cop

>>49680226
>>49680241

>Loves headpats
>Great with kids
>Insists on going for walks with Bike Cop for coffee

Loves getting her neck grabbed, choked or otherwise restrained.

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>>49680210
>>49680226
>>49680261
>>49680265
>>49680287

>German German Shepard officer

>>49680265
well, with the amount of tough love he gets back home its understadable
that means we get a shennanigans filled "we spy him at work" episodeedincha is best girl

>>49680036
I think that Darling is being groomed as the "test case" that they'll actually publicize in order to drum up support for legalizing monster/human relationships.

The others are technically breaking the law, it's just that most people don't really care. Also they can't get legally married.

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>>49680369
>two sets of ears

This is supposed to be a monster girl thread, not a cosplay thread.

>>49680476
>Only two tits

Casual

>>49680476

Two sets of ears for different situations, obviously.

Truly, the dog girl is a marvel of genetic engineering.

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>>49680491
multiple tits/nipples aren't my fetish

also have a cyclops for no reason

>>49680036
>Smith is a succubus
Please tell me this is a common theory, because I've suspected as much since the early chapters.

>>49680105
I can see it now: a serial killer of liminals... who looks like a stereotypical NES-era JRPG protagonist.

>>49680634
It's a pretty popular joke theory

>>49675471
>>49674612
>>49674310
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>>49673706
>>49673666
>>49673324
>>49670921

You guys are going about this like complete retards. When it comes to the full moon, YOU have to take the initiative.
Monstergirls only get crazy and forceful when their partner seems unwilling/resistant so, you need to take that out of the equation by being the most enthusiastic motherfucker on the planet, which shouldn't be hard, given the prospect of playing Hide the Sausage with Tio.
That being taken care of, all you need to worry about then is avoiding her getting on top, which is where you need to man the fuck up and keep her on her back (or knees, as you prefer) for the entire night. That's right, you need to be the one Snu-Snuing her. How you do this, I don't care. Drink a metric fuck-tonne of energy drinks, pop a viagra or seven, whatever. You do what you need to do to keep yourself going until she can't take any more, at which point you can just collapse and fall asleep in Tio's soft body.
That's how you beat this full moon crap. It's literally one night a month where you have wild, animalistic sex with your monsterwaifu. You should be relishing this opportunity, not acting like a low test beta crying about "muh broken hips".

And THAT'S how you deal with an ogre on a full moon. This is YOUR swamp, fool.

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>>49680785

Everything you said is true and I absolutely agree the Full Moon should be seen as an opportunity for raw, rough fucking with the one you love rather than some "oh woe is me" scenario...

... But you're forgetting she will probably wrap her legs around you while you're railing her, and those things could crush your fleshy sides like a tomato.

What I'm saying is you clearly need to fuck her doggystyle; the less limbs she has around you, the better.

>>49680785
somehow i can see a rather hardcore but sweet couple vanila doujin out it

>>49680582
That's not a cyclops dumbfuck, its a guardian from minecraft made into a monstergirl...

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>>49680857

>mfw it's an MMMF gangbang featuring Luz Ninetei and the entire temple staff
>mfw it's Cathyl discovering only huge, bestial dicks can satisfy her

Honestly I'd prefer Yukio and her manlet having some adorable hot springs sex.

>>49680847
>on her back (or knees, as you prefer)

Already pre-empted but you do raise a good point about wrapping legs. I'm tempted to say it's worth it for the adorable factor.

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>>49673475
Daily Life With Monster Girls is the absolute worst example of (Japanese) monster girl media I can find, that includes MGE and seeing you wannabe degenerates endlessly shitpost about the god-awful characters from it fills me with disgust. You are to monstergirl fans what Dragon Age is to fantasy RPG fans.

>>49675194
Oh come on dude, let the guy have his fun

>>49665763

Its a fantasy game..

Kid dual weilds tower shields? Dump him an Iron Mephit, or anyone with heat metal

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>>49680956

>>49680785
I guess the best part about this is you get to indulge a bit as well since she'll follow your lead.


Win Win i guess?

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>>49680979

>>49681901
What's no fun about that?

Is this an "impractical weapons" thread or a monster girl thread?

>>49682636
>Is this a [topic] thread or a monster girl thread?

>>49682636
Yes

>>49682636
/tg/, on topic, you know how it goes.

Why is the thought of using huge shields primarily such a rare thing to think about? So few games have rules for when someone wants to turn themselves into a two-shelled turtle.

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>>49682636
Every thread is also a monster girl thread.

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I need pictures. Pictures of cowgirls

>>49673475
>honored
about as honoured as 3rd ed m8

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>>49683219
triggers MW2 and MW3 flashbacks

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>>49683656

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>>49683656
here you are nigga

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>>49683656

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>>49685290

>>49685290
>>49685315
Anyone got the third pic?

>>49685375
There's a THIRD?!

>>49685408
Yes, I can't find it but it's the dog willingly touching the cow and ends in a hug

>>49665854
Tio is best girl

>>49680785
Even assuming MON's squad members aren't subject to the homestay program's restrictions, you load up on stimulants like that and your heart's liable to explode like an overmicrowaved baked potato. This WAS your swamp until you accidentally snu-snu'd yourself.

Clearly the best solution is to host a sexually active couple. No rule against homestays screwing each other, right?

>>49686458
>Host a lesbian oni couple.

>>49686544
>they decide to drag you in one night to mix things up

>>49686566
>IRegretNothing.jpg

>people freaking out about how they cant snoo snoo
Tou justneed more swole
My fingers tioo huge for button

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>>49685408
Found it

>>49686623
Then we're right back to square 1. A bigger, more violent square 1 with an added dimension of danger but still, in essence, square 1.

>>49686566
The one time where "turns out they're bi" is actually the worst case scenario.

Maybe try hosting something that can't chase after you?

>>49686756
Like what? What monster out there could possibly be easy to escape from?

>>49686756
>>49686802
Slug girls?

How to survive the moon:
Step one:dildo
Step two: remote control
Step 3:hold it in with chastity belt
Step 4: earplugs

>>49686823
There has to be a monster girl that has to stay in one place. Plant girls who need to lure their mates? You'd just have to get out of the house before they get it into their head that a dicking is in order.

>>49686967
Problem with plant girls is tendrils, though. By the time you realize that you've made a massive blunder, you're the star in a tentacle scene.

>>49686861

Why don't you just fuck her?

No really, why is "my girlfriend wants me to fuck her brains out" mean you have to hide in your room like a Texas queer?

>>49687082

Dryads don't have tentacles, same with their flower cousins that are canonically huge sluts who lust after pollination.

>>49684526
>>49685168

Cathyl would unironically be the best girl in the series if she was portrayed as a proper holstaurus - that is, motherly and very friendly if a little stuck in the provincial mannerisms.

Hell, any personality would be better than the asshole she is in the comics.

>>49687127
When your girlfriend can snap a car in half on accident or has razor blades for limbs while you are a normal human there are certain concerns on how to handle things.

>>49687139
Yeah I was referring to the kinds that use pheromones and aphrodisiacs to ensnare their.

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>>49686671
Why is /ss/ so pure?

>>49668807
Man, I really wanted to like scythes as weapons. They look cool but I just can't get over how little sense they make.

>>49675194
Yes, and most adventurer's weapons should be breaking because the players don't take the time to properly clean and oil them.
There's some things in tabletop that you probably shouldn't worry about. This is one of them.

>>49687378

There is a difference between "this weapon isn't being maintained properly" and "this isn't meant to be a weapon at all."

>>49665904
I love Liefeld. He makes me feel better for being a shit artist.

>>49687284
Because at the end of the day, it's about kind lady teaching kid the things he's really gonna need in life, that his parents never bothered to mention.
At least that's how it felt for me.

>>49673475

> Anime posters keep posting their garbage.
> Other users can't do anything about it
> Goes on long enough that the perverts confuse a forcibly tolerated circlejerk for a beloved tradition

>>49688254
>Whines about anime.
>On 4chan.

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>>49683656
I got cow girls! I got horse girls! I got all the girls you'll ever need right here!

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>>49672323
>oni
>elf-sacrificing

>>49688303
I dunno why, but from the thumbnail I thought it was a Humanized Pokemon thing.

>>49688303
Damn, I really can't decide if the horse has sleepy eyes or a complete-psycho-forgot-to-keep-appearances-for-a-brief-moment eyes...

>>49688402
It is a gift from our usually lord, sometimes savior Ryo Agawa.

>>49688303
> horse girls
> not full centaurs

Get serious

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>>49688441
>Horse pussy
>Ever
Noooooooooooooooo.

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>>49688303
>goat girl is a loose slag

Nice.

>>49688303
Dog Girl is best, by virtue of being a Dog.

>>49688497
You dog.

>>49688303

Cow = Dog > Cat > Rabbit > Goat > Horse

>>49688546
Cow = Cat > Goat > Dog > Rabbit > Horse

>>49688546
Dog > Cow > Rabbit > Cat > Goat = Horse

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>>49688546
>>49688560

>mfw Cow is best girl for both of you just like it is for me

Why are cow-girls so great? Is it their huge tits? Their motherly personalities? Their need to breed and capacity for even the hugest dicks?

>>49688546
>>49688560
>>49688573

Cat = Goat > Dog > ¡power gap! > Horse > Rabbit = Cow

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>>49688546
>>49688560
>>49688573
>ITT:

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>>49688586
I just like her thighs.

>>49688607
I put Dog above Cow motherfucker

>>49688629
Yes, but >>49672340

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>>49688629
You put it one below dog. In absence of a dog girl you would shag a cow girl.

>>49688303
I can haz mousegirl? For reasons unrelated to diet I assure.

>>49665763
First game I ever ran a guy did that. I finally added an evil cleric who made touch attacks, just to actually deal damage to the guy. Then he ran off from the group and ended up fighting the cleric alone. Died.

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>>49688713
Ask the artist. They would be happy to oblige. For a price

>>49686458

>literally a cuck

>>49689271
It's not cuckolding if you were never interested in each other to begin with. Also, lesbian couples.

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>>49688455
Say that to my face faggot

>>49675194
Reminds me of the time I was screwing around on my friend's farm.

>Be me
>Summer just started
>Get to hang out all day with new kid who owned cows and shit
>Be really excited because don't get to see a lot of animals in the city
>Touch cows
>Pretty cool
>After dinner, he takes me outside to show me his father's workbench
>We decide to play ninjas
>Twirling around pitchforks and scythes and a whole bunch of other cool shit
>Try to "choreograph" fight scenes with a bunch of sharp objects
>I swing the scythe at his head, he ducks, he jabs me with the pitchfork, which I twirl away from, and finally, we lock weapons in a final clash
>Pretty simple, it's just three steps
>Count down from 3
>He starts looking worried
>Count down to 2
>I'm starting to feel like this is a bad idea
>1
>Right as I say "1", his eyes go wide and he shouts "Wait! Wait!"
>It's too late, I swing my scythe a lot harder than I planned on doing
>Out of instinct, he raises his pitchfork and the shaft of my scythe smashes into the metal prongs
>A small tip on the scythe's head snaps off and goes flying into the wall, embedding itself into the wood paneling
>We look at each other and book it out of there
>We hide at the train stop because we think our parents are going to kill us
>Next day, notice something poking my neck
>Take off my shirt to investigate
>A shard of metal from the scythe head tangled itself within the collar of my polo shirt and stayed there over night
>Could've been my jugular
>His mom finds us
>We get scolded
>Not in as much trouble as I thought because apparently those tools were old and just there for show since they don't even really use them too much
>Friend and I decide last night was just a fluke and that we should try choreographing fights again with his dad's new tools

Good times, man. Good times.

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>>49689615
What, you gonna cry and go hug your weirdly-shaped horsepussy body pillow?

>>49689788

>Posting a filthy perverted old man

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>>49689955
At least fucking it isn't bestiality.

>>49689976
Better to fuck animal pussy than be a faggot

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>>49690007
>This is what Muslims actually believe

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>>49690016
All right, all right, calm down.
Sheesh, no need to lose your head over it.

>>49690016
Even a broken clock is right twice a day

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>>49690137
Joseeeeeeeee!

>>49690150
And a broken cock can't ever be upright.

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>tfw no proper wolf girl police officer Crab introduces so Bike Cop has an OTP.

>>49675434
Why not just two bucklers then 2bh (2bh), pham?

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>>49690216
Because go big or go home.

Let's stop pretending this thread is something other than what it really is: Anime reaction image dump thread.

>>49690556
But it's more about monster girls and the men who want to fuck them into a global population catastrophe

>>49688494
Source?

>>49680165
This isn't MGQ

>>49668836
News Flash: Not everyone likes what you like. Deal with it! More at 7:00.

>>49680979
What's the best?

And why is it MGQ

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>>49672323
>More than 10 meters

I don't think the author understands how much ten meters is

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>>49692003
No he does. Tio's an Ogre the Gigantes (or Giant) is over ten metres.

Anyone else seen 12 Beast? Its another Monstergirl harem manga by crab. Except it mostly revolves around the ninja MC destroying giant mecha. Pic related is one of the girls.

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>>49692035
Yes but like

This is a creature theoretically capable of killing any animal that has lived on earth or ripping the wings off a dragon or something else equally awesome.

And yes there are two of these images

>>49692109
Yeah and? I'm not seeing you're point.

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>>49692035
>Tio
>Literal cowtits
>Abs

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>you will never own a Suu

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>>49693418
One does not simply "own" a Suu, anon.
One does everything in their power to avoid getting wet around a Suu, then eventually fails and gets lovingly raped.

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I leave this here

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>>49695808
>227cm
That's only a foot taller than I am! Do I have a chance?

>>49695808
>(She's not a monoblos)
My nigga

>>49695965
Well, if you can show her that extra foot of length somewhere else, you might.

>>49695965
Do you like pop music?
Do you like sweets?
Do you like shopping?
Do you like clothes?
Do you like crushed pelvis?
Do you like crushed everything?

>>49695965
Do you know how to sew well enough to alter clothing to her size?

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>>49693418
>>49693730
>Goes from only being able to repeat words she's heard to forming entire sentences and conveying complex concepts in a matter of months
Am I the only one who's afraid of where this is going?

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>>49697231
>Do you like pop music?
Uh...
>Do you like sweets?
Yeah, I...
>Do you like shopping?
Well, not...
>Do you like clothes?
I mean, I wear them?
>Do you like crushed pelvis?
>Do you like crushed everything?
I mean, it's only one foot...

>>49697316
I can thread a needle, is that good enough?

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>>49696159
It's called average for a reason, anon!

>>49697711
>Conquistadora_learns_what_evangilizing_the_natives_really_means.png
Alternatively girls_cant_love_girls.png

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>>49697741
It's this without the text.

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>>49697873
Which is half of this.

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>>49697879
For which I used this pic.

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I liked these guys.

>>49668370
It probably snapped off from the durability of her neck

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What's wrong with dual-shield?

>>49697544
She will eventually sacrifice herself to save one of the other girls, thus preserving the universe from forever rape

>>49690908
Artist is Sian

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>>49697873
>>49697879
>>49697894
I like it. Same artist as pic related? Is Guaranteed Replies now an art genre?

>>49692003
I dunno why an extinct species as a common measuring stick made me laugh.

>>49698127
A search on Danbooru yields not results.

>>49698127
Every time I see this image, it fills me with hate.

>>49698737
Have you tried not being autistic?

>>49698897
I tried it, almost became a homo, decided to become autistic again instead.

>>49698127
She's breaking the fucking formation! Where is her helmet! Why is her gut exposed! Where is her centurion, she needs to be part of the solo decimation this instant!

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>>49699086
This is what happens when you let smelly, unwashed, borderhopping Germanics who refuse to learn Latin into the army. Literally worse than Carthaginians.

>>49698127

Where are they fighting that the ground is apparently grassless and flat or straight-up asphalt?

How long are those spears and why is the enemy continuing to fire into their own troops?

>>49665763
But anon, that sounds tight as fuck.

>>49665763
> confused Turtle mode engaged!

>>49699086
id decimate that, if you know what I mean

>>49682636
how about impracticable monster girls?

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>>49699086
Most importantly what's a woman doing in a roman cohort.

>>49680785
You clearly underestimate how hard something like that actually is. This is coming from a guy who can fuck through his refractory period and competed with nymphomaniac over who had more sexual stamina.

Its really not that easy. Much less be able to fuck non stop that hard with no breaks. Not to mention fucking dick fatigue/burn. You only got 1 dick and they got multiple holes.

Your working at a serious disadvantage from the get go man assuming their horniness is just that riled up.

>>49665763
That armor is way sexier than the retarded whore underneath

>>49699122
What makes you think she's Germanic?

>>49701051
the belt of pouches is stupid, though

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>>49698127

>>49701315
>[manus-cultello interius]

>>49701315
>MANUS FERRUM INTERIUS

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>>49701289

>>49701300
It's better if you realize she's not meant to open them and is instead a pack mule for her squadmates as well as portable cover.

>>49701689
wouldn't like, actual bags be better for that, though

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>>49701689
>portable cover
MON would make a halfway decent party. They have the tank, the DPS, the (long distance) ranger and the sneaky one. Add Smith and you have a party face.

>>49701717
Those ARE backpacks.

Do you realize how xbox hueg that bitch is?

>>49701800
Smith is their Fixer. Doppio is the party face since she cam be whatever the situation demands.

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>>49701800
Doesn't Zombina count as a tank as well? I mean, she's essentially immortal if we're following anime zombie rules.

>>49701834
she's 7'4", not 11'28"

I don't know what kind of manlet-ass knapsacks you use, but they aren't that small. Especially not if you want to pack a bunch of riot gear in it.

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>>49701853
Good point

>>49701861
You'd have a hard time putting her down for good, but she's too fragile to really be a tank considering how easily she loses limbs.

>>49697711
It might only be one foot but she has the strength of 10 men

>>49688455
Don't you mean, 'neigh'?

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>>49702210
Well then.

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>see cool thread in the catalog
>it turns out to be heresy from the very first reply

HIRO TEEGEE IS DOOMED EXTERMINATUS IS A GO

>>49701467
Her stance is worth a mention as well. 1/10

>>49702379
Get a load of this infidel.
SARACENS 4 LYFE, KNIGHTFAG!

>>49666048
How is her horn sensitive if previous post literally has her walking through a doorjamb?

>>49702743
More nerves closer to the base?

>>49668718
How?

>>49702911
Like I said, Instructions. Unclear.

>>49680165
>Happy World! ended 10 years ago.

I feel old now.

>>49702976
IT WAS A ROPE

>>49673475
That's ok
Mercy's a monster anyway

>>49703030
Happy World made me rage. Why they thought turning a light-hearted harem comedy into... whatever the hell it was by the end I'll never understand.

>>49701800
Fuck i want to see someone play this now

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>>49702629
>denying the true of our saviour.
>believing in heretical paganism.
>dividing the faithful

>>49668739
Normiewatch? That's what they're calling it now?

I mean, is that because it's the most anime game released by a major Western studio in years, yet the normals still love it?

>>49705872
>is that because it's the most anime game released by a major Western studio in years
Even Destiny is more anime than Overwretch.

It's also clearly inspired by shitty comic books rather than shitty anime.

>>49665763
GENTLEMEN: BEHOLD!
THE ONLY GOOD POSTS IN THIS THREAD:

>>49681009
>Oh come on dude, let the guy have his fun

>>49687378
>Yes, and most adventurer's weapons should be breaking because the players don't take the time to properly clean and oil them.
>There's some things in tabletop that you probably shouldn't worry about. This is one of them.

>>49702283
source for this?

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>>49706254
Diabolik Lovers. It's like Twilight literally times six plus domestic abuse times eight.

>>49706254
>>49708124
It's also still better than Twilight.

It's entirely shit though.

>>49708124
Please express more games as linear functions, sempai!
Teaching Feeling? Saya no Uta?

>>49708166
>Teaching Feeling
Cute concept x SHE'S LIKE TWELVE YOU SICK FUCK

>>49708166
>Saya no Uta
Gore-o-vision x YOU CANNOT COMPRENDE MY TRUE FORM

>>49670319
I thought the top second from left was a potato peeler from the thumbnail. Now I am imagining a polearm tipped with a huge potato peeler.

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>>49703229