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Dump em if you got em. I'm looking for the Paladin the awakening cap in particular.
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Bump
also looking for old green text about the only guy in the larp group,he was a cleric and made brownies for everyone,it was cute as heck
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>>49665396
Bless you anon
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>>49665483
Open them in a new tab ya goofus.
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>>49664849
Hey that's me!
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>>49665483

> this nigga dismisses hero of the woods
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>>49664893
>>49664888
I remember those threads!
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>>49667394
let's face it, Archer is the closest we've ever gotten to a Rogue Trader adaptation.
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dumping my folder of tg greentexts and stories
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Got an error saying I have to wait 3 minutes and 47 seconds before posting a duplicate reply?
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>>49669109
Last two posts from me, gonna put up an alternate screencap someone did of the spiderwoods story.
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>>49665483
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>>49668804
Fucking adorable. Thanks anon
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> Two separate screencaps
I am still pleasantly surprised how well my Spiderwoods story was received. But what I really want is to post this drawfaggotry some anon did about it.
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>>49669414
It is a masterpiece.
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>>49664888
Bump, I have never seen this one before
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>>49664883
>let me guess, went hunting with napalm buckshot again?
kek
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>>49664888
I know about /k/ brownies, but Ive never heard about /tg/'s version
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This is one that I screencapped a while ago.
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>>49670268
So much fun stuff comes out of DF.

I think it's because it's in this sort of uncanny-valley-esque spot where the realism/detail is just high enough to make the crazy shit stand out even more.
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Requesting the story of Benny the Weeb.
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>>49669068

wtf ?

At first I thought it was just about a funny mary sue backstory, but then...
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>>49668829
>Goblins?
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>>49668976
Is this attitude bad for a GM?
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>>49670600
Sadly, while the LFC* experiment did teach us about the physics of the world, what it taught us was that they were not conductive to smashing kittens together at immense speeds through ocean-pushed water pressure.

*Large Feline Collider
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>>49669068
Haven't had a good laugh like that in a while
My pony rolls to grapple
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>>49670600
>So much fun stuff comes out of DF

Yep.
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>>49672611

I swear, someday I'm going to finish this goddamn writing project, and go back to finally do the megaproject I planned out but never finished the modding for.
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>>49671545
Well that was a good read.
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>>49669047
>is anyone still lurking
You know, I've been seeing that quite a bit lately in story time and some image dumps and it bothers me. It's so self-centered.
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>>49673627
Well no one wants to talk to an empty room.

But generally people say that when they want more interaction, like asking for the people who aren't posting to post.
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I'll post a couple that I've found over the week.
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Last one and my personal favorite
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>>49674058
Wait but bards are 2/3 caster.....
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>>49674069
10/10, i remember that thread

does anyone have the image but with the guy's butt blasted attempts to save face afterwards?
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>>49674227
Not in 5e
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Not green, but I like it.
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>>49670854
Here ya go.
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/r/equesting the story about the guy who's religion was just "Potato"
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>>49676681
That's from discworld, The Truth I think, not a /tg/ cap.
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The Count is a pleasant man.
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>>49675807
Can some one explain this? Are bolt pistols special or something?
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>>49677403
It was a /tg/ screencap, but the inspiration was Discworld. Made by the AGP guy, and you can find it on the site.
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>>49677645
Ah, it's the final page of fairly classic 40k comic.

http://imgur.com/a/mfIxD
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>>49672611
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>>49664849
Thought this was going to be a surprise Jack Sparrow kind of thing.
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>>49669068
that escalated quickly
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>>49673627
when you're dealing with people infected by spaghetti, that's normal anon
It's a way be sure that they're entertaining, not selfishness
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No post for The Caretaker? Shame.
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>>49683048
tfw this is me
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>>49682296
Holy shit this is amazing!

Please tell me they did they whole movie.
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>>49670600
>only 65 dwarves
what the fuck?

That's the most impressive thing here.
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>>49677586
>ring of sustenance
wait, that works for vamps?
If only I could make an NPC that wasn't shit based off that idea.
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>>49684088
I'm actually fairly certain they didn't do the whole movie, but that they did the best parts of like..
all of them except the last?
http://imgur.com/a/856kb
here's what I got after a .5 second google search, you can probably find more on sup/tg/
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>>49684524
Yes, you can!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/45146238/
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>>49674884
To be fair, I can easily see many players going along with it.
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>>49684538
>>49684524
Well thanks, that was a far better use of my afternoon than studying.
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Does anyone have that greentext where that Psyker denies the temptations of chaos and summons the Emperor of Man to banish some demons?
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>>49673644
Did anyone get the recipe?
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>>49665800
sauce on this please?
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>>49688255
Some HFY write-thread I assume, just hit the post number in 4plebs.
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>>49688255
Definitely "Humanity Fuck Yeah".

it's a rather stale bit of writefaggot inspiration: core concept is: instead of humans being the average, middle species, what if we were one of the outliers. Smartest, Strongest. Toughest, one of the extremes of sapient life.

Oddly, math and physics actually support us being probably towards the upper limit of space-capable species in terms of physical strength. Why? Because our world's gravity requires over 95% of a rocket's mass be fuel *just* to get out of the atmosphere. If gravity was any higher, we wouldn't be capable of spaceflight at all.
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>>49670100
Huh, weird to see /v/ stuff in one of these threads.

Though I guess seeing all the DF and /k/ posts, it really shouldn't be a surprise.
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>>49677510
Man, pathfinder is such a clusterfuck of a setting/system.
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>>49686848
This was the important ingredient.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B008JELLCA/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_btm?ie=UTF8
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>>49676681
>>49677403
>>49678802
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>>49691391
Ouch, that one hits a little close to home...
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>>49688555
>tfw i like hfy faggotry
no one can stop me
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>>49692418
>tfw I left the name on from the god thread
sheeeeeeeeit
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>>49669068
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>>49675807
Wait, how in the fuck can three hobo's manage to even lift a space marine like its nothing? Dont they weigh close to half a ton
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>>49664849
A personal favorite. I made the Maelstrom Serpent a god in my setting.
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>>49683915
Did you ever end up needing 200 pigeons?
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>>49683048
>Group consists of a Sorcerer, Wizard, Paladin, Rogue, and a Fighter
>I'm the Sorcerer, while a good friend of mine is playing the Rogue
>Enter rich man's house because we believe that he's a spy against the city
>Myself and the Wizard get caught in a diplomatic situation with him
>The rest of the group infiltrate from the underground, and effectively slaughter everything
>A loud BANG followed by a CRASH happens in the background, that we can clearly hear from the room with the spy
>Spy noble gets suspicious, and the Wizard gets a brilliant idea
Wizard: "I cast.. Mad monkeys, maximized."
DM: "...How many monkeys do you summon?"
Wizard: -rolls- "Three hundred and twelve."
DM looks a bit concerned, "How big are they?"
Wizard: "Small, but there's 312 of them, according to the spell I can control them as well."
DM lets out a sigh "Where do you summon them?"
Wizard: "Outside the door, they're coming inwards."
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>>49696420

DM: "...Alright."
Wizard: "Oh, also they take anything they can."
>A wave of monkeys burst in through the door, screeching, hollering, grabbing whatever they can.
>Spy noble starts screaming bloody murder, the guards have no idea what to do and are instantly ransacked by monkeys
>The monkeys grab the Spy noble and carry him out of the room, Wizard and I make a run for it.
>We escape
>tfw we escaped with all the valuable goods in the household
>No one could or would believe the spy noble's story about 312 monkeys invading his house, ransacking it, then vanishing into the streets
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>>49696435
>300+ monkeys
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>>49696435
>No one could or would believe the spy noble's story about 312 monkeys invading his house, ransacking it, then vanishing into the streets

You would think that in a world with magic, "WIZARDS" would pretty much explain anything.

"I opened his backpack and an elephant jumped out."
"WIZARDS."
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>>49697692
That just gave me a good idea, thanks anon
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This is how you get radovids anon
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>>49688555

>tfw when I like hfy
>tfw we are heavy worlders

Suck it spess elves
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>>49667370
Where can we find that map?
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>>49699064
What map desu?
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>>49699207
>3kb
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>>49699207
>3 kb
You almost had me anon
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>>49699207
That Ameri/k/a map.
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>>49699256
>>49699263

Sorry anons, I had that on my phone, and it worked fine there.

>>49699607
It was in a moleman thread here on /tg/
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>>49699207
This one, it's a bit more recent than in the pic.
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>>49696420
>>49696435
This shit is why settings have witch hunters.
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>>49664883
>Spiderwoods1
>>49664893
>>49669141
>>49669164
I don't know if it's just me, but I hate how every cap I've ever seen of Hero of the Spiderwoods has only one picture at the end, and it's the one of the tiefling-fu after a bath, and not that amazing picture of the party post battle.

I'm so salty that I forgot to save that picture T_T
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taking requests, provided i can fight the captcha that is no longer ever numbers
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hfy or fantasy?
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>>49671545
Best damn thing I've read all year!
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>>49700029
If there are more of these, I need them. Like, now.
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>>49701196
>KB
A bag of holding is a fucking sack, and wouldn't fit inside a vagina. Stupid.
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>>49701627
Why the hell not? A whole baby fits there. Sometimes two.
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>>49701769
Well, it really fits in the womb. It only passes through the vaginal canal. The vaginal canal does not have enough volume for storing two babies.
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Does anyone have those post about ideas for a Horror campaing? Like, they through various setting such as hospitals, small towns, and military bases.
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>>49670268
Not bad.

Also, requesting that "Internet is practically Valhalla" screencap, if anyone has it.
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>>49702839
This would make a good horror game.
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>>49699207
I'm better than you!
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>>49674884
Hell, I'd go along with that
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>>49676587
This sounds like something out of OPM
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>>49700019
Reminds me of one from a game I was once in.
>Party ranger just failed his third death save on the last turn of combat
>DM lets the rogue make a medicine check because he was literally on top of the ranger when he died
>Natural 1
>"You try to administer chest compressions"
>"I'm still holding my knives aren't I?"
>DM nods
>My cleric looks on in abject horror
>Alvin the Brash strikes again
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>>49668731
Especially archer: vice
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>>49704196
Shit, now I've gotta watch Archer:Vice again
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bump
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>>49700546
It's literally in this very thread, anon.
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Bump.
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>>49702709
I was in that thread and I still remember the NOPE that was Dire Machines.
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>>49706811
What the fuck happened to this image link? It's broken to shit.
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>>49708352
Get a browser, mate.
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>>49673644
> it's actually really healthy for you!
I've read this a few times but missed this line before and it makes me wonder how fat that DM was.
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>>49708497
I'm using Chrome. The link has come out as http://is.4chan.org/tg1476013447869.png

Pretty fucked if you ask me.
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>>49708572
Try Ctrl+F5. Any third-party extensions?
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>>49708671
None that have anything to do with URLs. Opening the thread in a new tab works so I assume refreshing will do the same. I already manually fixed the URL and read the story though, I just thought some weird shit was going down. If it works on your end I guess it's probably just a quirk of the 4chan update system on chrome or something.
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>>49708738
>>>/qa/755679
Stupid engine features being stupid, nothing special.
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>>49684495

Ring of Sustenance is a great item is you ever want a creature with a horrible diet to try and be nice.

Step One: Don't eat people.
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>>49708797
Step Zero: forge a ring of the sufficient size.
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>>49692582
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>>49702944
is this not exactly why streamers who play horror games are so popular?
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>>49708987
Did anyone ever do the whole story as a comic?
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>>49691170
Sounds like good manga material.
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>>49691170
I've been looking for this. Thanks Anon
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>>49707457
>tfw you like the ones with tits
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>>49664849
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>>49709932
Triple Crit fails... Requesting the story of the Paladin who does the same thing against an Orc Warlord.
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>>49701627
WIZARDS
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>>49691250

And suddenly it all makes sense. Jesus christ, why would you use THOSE as part of the ingredient?
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Bamp
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Why are /tg/ greentexts so bad
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>>49713989
Alright, snob, YOU contribute something you think is a good greentext
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>>49713989
>Baiting at the speed of sound
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>>49673627
I agree with >>49682211. When I ask, it's to make sure I'm not boring anyone and taking up board space by dumping/posting something that nobody cares to see. If nobody is interested in seeing my next post, I'll stop wasting my and others time.
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Some DF for the win
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best thing I've seen in years
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>>49714216
I laughed way too hard at this
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>>49667445

>opening things in new tabs lessens the amount you have to read
wat
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not green but hey
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You guys are going to love this
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>>49714432
HAIL THE OMNISSIAH
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>>49664888
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>>49714216
reminds me of this
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>>49670991
depends on how fine the players are with it. sometimes "the dm vs the players" is fun, too.
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>>49667352
/k/omrade.
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pretty self-explanatory
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Okay, so can anyone help me with find a story to which I only remember the base details to?
I can't even remember if it WAS a /tg/ post or not.
It was a story about a knight who raises from the dead and keeps helping people even though he's shunned by all the people, but in the end he saves a woman who starts to travel with him.
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>>49714924
This vaguely reminds me of something, but the cances of me findint that in my fuckhuge cap folder is pretty slim sadly
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>>49714998
I tried googling for it, but I don't even know what keywords to use since I can't really remember the details OR the origin of the story.
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And for the end, let's have a few real-life thingy (as trustworthy as a real-life story told over the internet is anyway)
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>>49715119
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>>49692950

Please note that those hobos are about the size of the marine or even slightly larger, making them non-human as well as probably evil
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>>49715135
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>>49715167
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>>49715177
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Last one for the night
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>>49674106
Huh, never thought I'd actually be capped.

The image of a little tiefling woman shanking the shit out of a mummy lord still makes me chuckle
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>>49715223
>This cap attracts more zombies
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>>49714924
I tried, this is the closest I've got for now
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>>49715353
Well it's not the one I was looking for, BUT it's a new one to me and made me chuckle. Thanks, Anon.
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>>49714216
how the fuck did he get turned into a giant bat
seriously what the fuck is up with dwarf fortress' adventure mode
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>>49715417
I vaguely remember that thread.
>2009
I need a moment to reconsider some of my life choices.
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>>49714601
I laughed so hard I teared up
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>>49686402

>Constitution
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Does someone have that cap where some anon describes his worldbuilding process? It was something like building a utopia then dropping the Balkans in the middle.

In return, a rather good demigods storytime I thing /tg/ has forgotten about, and other highlights in the meantime.
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>>49715555
always wanted to hear this one voiced
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>>49715566
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>>49714432
01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000
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>>49710159
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>>49714601
>I must leave

Heh
>>
I'm starting to get pretty fucking mad at Batman for being in every bloody image search when I try to find that story about the undead knight.
Even with just "Knight Short Story" I get hits related to fucking Batman!?
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>>49664849

I have a personal one. Not sure if this is the thread to post it but oh well.

> Be young
> RP Starwars on shitty online forum
> Have friend who plays Mandalorians
> Chick leads Mandalorian faction
> Manda girl criticizes everything my friend does
>Gives him shit in every thread.
>Start noticing and calling her tsundere for my friend
>Do this in a few threads
>Other friends join in after seeing her behavior
>She gets mad and says she is a lesbian
>Idiot mod ends up giving me warnings instead of her even though she is blatantly insulting.
>Later have quit the site and become proper tabletop gamer.
>Talking to friend over Skype.
>Girl got his Skype details off mod and then confessed she really liked him and wanted to meet up.
>I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
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>>49715555
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>>49715353
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>>49716389
>>49716335
>>49715353

SHOGGY WHERE ARE YOU

IM STILL WAITING DAMNIT

EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I'LL KEEP WAITING
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>>49716335
Thanks.

Forgot that the /tg/ image limit is half of other boards'. New thread?
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Anyone have The Golem and the Garden?
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>>49714682
Years ago I tried to DM on two different occasions, for two different groups because nobody else wanted to. I feel so much better now knowing that there was a DM who used worse DMPCs, more railroading, and had longer and less interesting exposition than I had. It's true then, there's always someone worse than you.
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>>49718001

>>49718873

New thread.
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>>49715135
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
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>>49716335
I know that guy. He laughed when I stabbed myself mid-skype conversation at 6am. It was a funny night. Fucking Rome.

Also fuck american health care goddamn 3600 dollars for 5 minutes with a specialized staple gun,
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