A question /tg/: The ork Waaaagh field makes the orcish belief

>>49639669
I'm not sure if a marines feeling a need for speed is necessarily the result of orks.

Possibly? It could be the WAAAGH field only works on orks and orkish creations. Or that the orks feel color-logic doesn't work for non-orks because they're a bunch of gitz wot don't worship Gork and Mork.

Incidentally, what would happen if a non-ork worshiped Gork and Mork?

>>49639669
But the Blood Angels' vehicles DO go faster...

>>49639766
In that case, it would kinda explain the "luck" of Ultramarines.
Blue is lucky color after all.

>>49639766
Can't wait for the Dark Angels fans to show up and start bragging, then

>>49639841
And then does yellow meaning the most money and best equipment apply to the Imperial Fists? They are heavily connected to Holy Terra.

>>49639933
It should also mean that the Black Templars can withstand more damage than other marine chapters not wearing black.

TANKRED ENDURES

>>49639766
>>49639841
>>49639890
Well, Salamanders ARE the best, but that proves nothing, we already knew it!

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>>49639890
>>49639841
>>49639933
Best Chapter Confirmed. Green is best AND Black don't crack

>>49639669
I'm pretty sure it affects everyone.
Look at Commissar Yarrick, his Klaw would be too heavy and I think his robo eye can shoot lasers when fighting orcs.

>>49640146
His robo-eye always shoots lazers, he had the feature installed BECAUSE he heard the orks believe he could kill with a glance.

Of course, it still proves the orks right even in a roundabout way.

>>49640175
Or that the Orkz thought about that, Yarrick went with it and voila.

Also it is said that his skin is turning green in some areas...

>>49641417
Maybe the orks are the superior race.
Everything just happens according to their will.
The only reason they don't kill all the other races is that they wouldn't have anyone to fight afterwards

>>49641546
Indeed that is a good explanation. Also fighting themselves would be boring if there were no non-Orkz to fight.

We should also manipulate the Orkz to wish Emps stood up from the Golden Throne.

>>49641546
Ya louzy grot, der iz alwayz some gits ta fight!

Der dem niddy tingz dat keep showin' up an' tryn' eat up da Warbossez cunninly brutal stratigerizin' planet. Dos are a right propa fight and 'ave plenty o' trofys.

Den der dem con gitz whoze 'ade a metal bitz dat da Big Mek is all keen on scrappin and lootin. every time wez put dem down da gits get roight back up. Iz also a good fight and make fer some good loot when wez kill one fer good.

An der always dem spiky kaos boyz spiky daemon-thingz. Dey seem like a good fight an' I 'ear day weirdboyz somtimz say dey can hear ol' Tuska fightin and laughin an 'aving of good ol' time in da warp.

>>49640030
Isn't black also the color for the toughest

>>49641844
>ol' Tuska

He needs a model and rules.

I want him to pop-up from time to time with his boyz in order to either to drag daemons back to his heaven or to krump someone who ripped him and his Waaagh!!! from daemon fighting.

>>49641790
Some already say that the only reason Emps still exists is that orks believe that he does.

>>49642582
>It's not the 1,000 psykers fed to him everyday that keeps him alive and the astronomicon lit, it's the Ork Psykic Gestalt that does.

With how grimderpy the setting is, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>49639747
thats how you get digganobs

>>49639669
Orcs a super psyker race, like eldar, stuff works because they think it works. So if there was enough orcs in a given place, and there would be BAs there too, then the BA stuff would be going faster, just because orcs think they should.

>>49642040
>"Oi ya spoiky gitz, yer comin' back to da warp, toim for sum' foightn!"

>>49639669
>But shouldn't that mean that, for example, the Blood Angel's vehicles should also go faster? They are also painted red after all.
If they're fighting a large number of orks sure

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>>49642638
WHAT U SAY??

>>49641546
Louisdar CW pls go

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>>49642642
>stuff works because they think it works
Orcs are also as dumb as a pile of bricks, so they'll be inclined to think anything will work. Except it will also work.
>mfw you manage to convince them they don't need armor because if you lift hard enough, your pecs will be able to deflect bullets

>>49646702
WAAAGH energy is cumulative. The more orks in one place, and the more hopped up they are, the more bullshit they can get away with. A small WAAAGH can think they're invincible, but if they don't have the WAAAGH energy for it it doesn't mean shit.

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>>49642582
>>49642601
>orkz think Emprah is the biggest warboss, since all the humies they meet fight for him
>except those Chaos gits, who follow a different warboss
>orkz created the history of the Imperium by believing it
>the Great Crusade was a big waaaagh imagined up by the orkz
>Conrad Kurze's visions of betrayal were given to him by orkz from the future
>the orkz retconned in-universe history

>>49639990
Black is the killiest which is true for them too

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Duz da emprah haff gold teef?

>>49647316
and that's also true of the deathwatch.... dear god what have discovered....
>>49647546
No buh, evryfin else bout em is golen.

>>49646732
>jump up on crates during large scale WAAAGH!! and yell the ground is lava and one of two things will happen
>Orks start melting cause they think they are in lava
>Or we now have super Orks who think they are heat resistant.

>>49642040
Fucking Tuska, I feel incredibly happy every time I remember where he is right now.
>You will never be as enthusiastically satisfied with your lot in life as Tuska

>>49648048
Orks need more special characters people actually give two shits about. I want new models for Wazdakka Gutsmek and Tuska the Daemon-Castrator

>>49647316
PUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGING WITH MY KIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!

>>49642040
Fuck it, let me try.

Tuska Daemonkilla - 165pts

WS7 BS2 S6 T5 W4 I4 A5 Ld10 Sv2+

Power Klaw, shoota, mega armour, boss pole

Warlord Trait: Brutal but kunnin'
Fearless
Adamantium will
Warp-bound (Must Deep strike, deep strike conferred to unit, 5++)
Where the best fight is (Does not scatter if arriving by deepstrike within 6" of any unit with the daemon/psyker/brotherhood of psyker/psychic pilot special rule)
A gesture of his own (When removed as a casualty in CC, immediately pile in and make a single attack, always hitting on a 3+)

Wow, keep seeing stuff about this setting on /tg/, and it's a real mixed lot. This Ork field thing is fucking tremendous, but there's a lot of other stuff going on with the setting that's just... Uninteresting. Or just poor.

The setting is like over beaded fried chicken. Somewhere, deep inside, there's great stuff. Just also a whole bunch of other stuff.

>>49639669
>adeptus mechanicus find a new way to improve imperial tech
>a chained ork with red glasses inside every imperial vehicle

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While the discussion here is cute and I approve of it, the actual canon answer is the Orkish reality field only affects Orks and their technology

>>49648561
Most Ork lore/design choices occured early on when the setting was 100% drunken silliness, and Ork's have been slower to yield to the inevitable march of srs bsns. Partially thanks to being a niche army.

>>49648764
Also serves as an emergency rations

>>49646702
Fluff states Orks are just as intelligent as humans, their society just defines the expression.

>>49647709
Waagh belief is duct-tape and wd-40 level

Not c'tan style reality substitution.

>>49648091
Zogwort too, Most important one is Nazdreg though.

The sneaky shooty megaboss warlord counterpart to Ghazzy.

>>49641546

Everything DOES happen according to their will

>for in the grim dark future there is only war

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>>49641902
>Isn't black also the color for the toughest
What the fuck do you think " AND Black don't crack" means?

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>>49649302
All makes sense now...
That's why sex is such an irrelevant thing in W40k universe, orks are asexual.

>>49649339

oigetursqueezybitsoffmeflash.jpeg

>>49639890
>The Dark Angels are the orkiest chapter there is!
>What was that, brother?
>....Nothing. Nothing at all. Certainly nothing heretical.

>>49649426
Who iz da orkiezt?
Dark Angels or Salamanders?
Salamanders are painted with more pure green, but Dark angels are like some kind of blak orks...

Have you ever seen a purple space marine?

>>49649702
Dem pansy spikey gits do tryin da sneak up on us orkz. Always good fer a larf, they donno it doesn' work on a gits, not even da orkz, or 'ave ya eva seen a purple ork? Green is da best!

>>49649702
Extinction angels, hawk lords, imperial stars

>>49649702
Yes, that vikingsfaggot and his dark abortions.

>>49639669
Nah. It only works on stuff wot's roight proppa Orky!

>>49647316
Isn't the Raven Guard, sneaky jumpy fast Raven Guard, black as well?
They should be purple, or maybe red.

Hypotesis falsified, thread disproved.

>>49650346
Maybee itz justa reeelly dark shade uv purple ya grot!

>>49648180
Noice...

>>49647294

makes sense

but what about Tau? they are anti-orky and rely on diplomacy.

>>49651944
Yet they haven't been anally raped into oblivion despite being so small an empire. Probably because of all that blue skin.

>>49646702
well, catachans dont need any armor either, maybe orks belive that their abs are made out of steel

>>49649702
Emperors children, but they do unorky things to each others butts

>>49651944
Some orks wanted to fight something they never fought before
Tau made them fight Communism and diplomacy

>>49652132
And all those yellow toys!
The Tau are just rich kids, the Orks are waiting for them to build a big enough suit, they'll then proceed to loot it and finally show the galaxy enouff dakka.

>>49649702
Alpha Legion?

>>49649339
More like callipygian ass-assin, am I right fellas?