This is your DM for the night. What happens?

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>>49633751
His arm is completely straight. The angle of the photo makes the extra material of his shirt hanging from his arm pit is actually his arm. The shirt is stretched taught because it's tucked in at the waist.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 09:43:55 Post No.49634066
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>>49634052
I took this screenshot live, he's double jointed in the elbow, this is just how he shoots.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 10:31:26 Post No.49634365
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>>49631037
>get in a huge fight because DM sais I never picked up the sandals of Hermes.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 11:35:54 Post No.49634771
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>>49631037
put troll in bag

Anonymous 2016-10-04 17:08:37 Post No.49637838
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>>49631037
I replace a 1kg ultralight elfsteel weapon resting on a spring trap with a 1 kg bag of feathers. We begin to argue because he says that steel is heavier than feathers and is too dumb realize they both weigh a kilogram. I get increasingly angrier as he gets more confused.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 17:15:09 Post No.49637933
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THIS is your DM for the night. What happens?

Anonymous 2016-10-04 17:17:35 Post No.49637967
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>>49637933
>We're gonna build a wall and we're gonna make the goblins pay for it

Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:30:08 Post No.49638949
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>>49637933

>a small loan of a million gp

Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:32:06 Post No.49638977
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>>49637933
Is this an edit or doing of his son(s) ?

Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:33:03 Post No.49638989
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But miracles are better than magic...

Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:12:48 Post No.49640339
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>>49638977
it's an edit
in the original he's smiling at the camera behind a taco bowl

Anonymous 2016-10-04 21:26:13 Post No.49641343
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>>49633331
>>49633344
The correct thing to do

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>>49637933
Somebody's doing the raping.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 22:54:37 Post No.49642749
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>>49637933
I don't know, but I can guarantee that it's going to be huge. He's a high energy DM and we're going to roleplay big league. It's gonna be great.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/