Welcome to the Deathwatch

>>49613936
Marcus, Imperial Fists Devastator.

>>49613936
Gravus, Dark Angels 5th company Assault Marine

Gorlaak, Iron Hands Tactical marine.

>>49614169
>>49614185
>>49614208

Good so far, never get much in the way of lip from your kinds.

Koriolus, White Consuls, Tactical Marine

Lorn Karkas, Red Talons, Dreadnought

Kintea, Celestial Lions apothec-
>BLAM

Daedalus, Iron Fists Techmarine

>>49614320
How the hell did you get here??

>>49614340
We're going to have to put you in a different kill team than Marcus or Gorlaak for the sake of clarity.

>>49613936
VITRIOLOUS, ANGRY MARINES ASSAULT MARINE

>>49614227
Sir, this Fortress-Monastary could use more fortifications

>>49613936

Siegfried, Black Templars Assault Marine

Ready to PURGE with my kin!

>>49613936
Jericho Telvonus, Ultramarine, Tactical Marine.

Also, I would appreciate it if someone could explain why there is a Jokero hanging from the ceiling...

>>49613936
Lysander, Iron Snakes ,Apothecary

>>49614368
Please turn off your assault pack indoors! Who even let you keep that on in here??

>>49614371
I'd give you two hours in the Pain Glove if I didn't know better.

>>49614388
You'll get your chainsword back once you've undergone Librarian Sensitivity Training.

>>49614414
MAYBE BECAUSE THE LORD INQUISITOR COTEAZ TORQUEMADA IS HERE YOU SHIT EATING BLUEBERRY ASSHOLE DIPSHIT

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>>49613936
CHORLUS, SERGEANT OF THE IRON WARRIORS- er, I MEAN SILVER SKULLS REPORTING FOR DUTY.

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>>49613936
Designation: #4221A.

Informal designation: Korst.

Chapter: Red Hunters.

Specialization: Whatever the Inquisition wishes.REDACTED.

>>49614436
Only two hours sir? I enjoyed my meal

>>49613936
Suirahpla, not Alpha Legion, and everything.

>>49613936
Tanitus of the Imperial Fist's, Sergeant of Tactical Squad Alpha in the 4th Company. I agree with >>49614371 that we need to fortify this position. Have a servitor bring us our tools and 12,000 labourers.

>>49614455
Don't worry, our Watch-Apothecaries are very adept at treating Guilliman gene-seed
>cyborg wink

Jimbobiel, Dark Angel Ravenwing Librarian.

(Don't let him shoot. He's always hard on the Mold and cant hit anything, but he's pretty good in close combat(missed every mind worm for 4-5 games straight, but kill a demon Prince in CC))

Ajax, Minotaurs, Devastator

>>49614455
>He'd stare rather intently at the supposed Grey skull marine.

Hmm....


>His heresy detector isn't going off, so he ignores him.

I like your style, brother...

>>49614451
>He'd tilt his head questioningly.
Have you ever thought about anger management classes, fellow brother? Or perhaps talking to someone about why you're so angry?

>>49614482
Everything, you say? Remarkable! I see a promotion in your future, marine.

>>49614484
If it will keep you from fortifying your battle-brothers into their cells before breakfast tomorrow, fine - you can fortify the orientation room.

>>49614483
Brother-Sergeant, feel like joining me for a quick stay in the pain glove? We will need to be focused before building the fortifications.

Betarius, Alph- er Ultramarines, Tactical Marine

>>49614513
A promotion?

Keikaku status: according to.

>>49614483
>>49614371
I unfortunately do not believe that this is a suitable choice right now brother.

If only because we are deep in the void.

>>49614482
Anyone not of the Alpha Legion is a brother of mine.

>>49614514
Great idea battle brother! Now where did I leave my keys to the supply closet...

>>49614510
I DO NOT HAVE ISSUES, IM ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MORE LEVEL HEADED OF MY CHAPTER, THEYTHOUGHT I'D BE OF GOOD USE TO THE INQUISITION YOU SMURF-ASS LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER

>>49614496
YOU, I LIKE YOU.

>>49614544
Everything can be fortified, son of Guilliman.

>>49614557
We brought the racks with us. Every Imperial Fist gets one.

>>49614531
Ah! A fellow member of the our most glorious chapter! What company are you apart of most honourable battle brother?

>>49614461
Brothers, the Inquisition has sent one of theirs. Y'know, the ones that aren't quite right in the head?

Wat do?

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>>49614362
I had a brainfart and meant to say Devastator, but I'll roll with it.

I served at the First Scouting of Coriolanthe, alongside the Grey Knights. After they botched the whole operation by charging the Titans with glaives and we were overrun I was sent to the Deathwatch. Probably because I saw the Inquisitions Finest lose a world to the Traitors. That was two thousand years ago. I served with the Deathwatch for another 300 years as a Devastator before I was maimed fighting a ork genestealer infestation. Then I was interred in this dreadnought. I don't know why I've been woken up for a role call of all things.

>>49614594
Alpha Company battle-brother. Say, do you know where the communications are?

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>>49614513

>>49614577
Not just us, we are going to share the pain gloves with our fellow Sphess Mahreens *cough* I mean our fellow Space Marines. They too deserve a clear mind. In approximately 5 minutes we shall commence mental cleansing.

>>49614570
Now, now, brother of the most Angry. Have you thought about having a cup of relaxing tea to calm your nerves? It may even make you more level headed.

>>49614577
Just because it can be, doesn't mean that it SHOULD be, son of Dorn.

>>49613936
Tigurio, Mentors Tactical Marine.

>>49614606
I SAY WE KEEP HIM AT ARMS LENGH AND LET HIM DO HIS OWN THING WHEN THE TIME COMES, JUST DONT TALK TO HIM YOU BOOT LICKER

>>49614531
>>49614630
Hello fellow not-Alpha legion, they are just over here.

>>49614642
I say otherwise, and as a veteran sergeant of over 300 years of bricklaying I say EVERYTHING should be fortified.

>>49614635
Have you served alongside the Blood Ravens on any campaigns, brother? I could've have sworn I heard a tinge of the dialect of one of their recruiting worlds there.

>>49614630
>He thinks he hears his heresy detector go off. But before he can check, it stops beeping.

While I cannot say I have heard of "Alpha company" most honourable battle brother... are you sure you are not from another chapter?

>>49614631
Let's NOT attempt to fortify a junk of rock.and metal in the void, and say we did.

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SILVER WITHIN, SILVER WITHOUT

>>49614642
I DONT LIKE TEA, I LIKE MY MORNING RECAF EXTRA CAFFEINATED AND THE WATER BOILED FROM MY SHEER RAGE SHIT FOR BRAINS

Morvul, Raven Guard, Chaplain
Praise be unto the Emperor Battle-Brothers

>>49614371
>Marcus
I WILL FORTIFY THIS FORTRESS BETTER THAN YOU

>>49614659
I'm afraid that's a broom closet, that the Imperial Fists have been "Fortifying".

>>49614663
Well, if you HAVE to fortify something. Than at least limit it to the supply closets.

>>49614685
I encountered Indrick Boreale himself and served with him for several campaigns, we exchanged contacts and we ended up gifting each other some relics. They got a few bikes, some bolters and such, and Land Raider or two, but for the life of me I can't remember what we got.

>>49614711
Oh great... now they're fortifying the mess hall...

>>49614690
Hmm... they do say that a cup of recaf a day is good for the body.

>>49614635
I agree. The pain glove will fortify their minds.

>>49614642
>>49614686
And when this place comes under attack? How shall it be defended without sturdy walls, heavy artillery emplacements, or the blinding gleam of golden bricks to aid in the defense?

If they keep up these fortifications we won't be able to function in any measure.

Do you know who would want such a thing, my brothers? An Alpha Legion spy.

>>49614737
We are making it superior, heavy bolter turrets have never integrated so well into the cafeteria trays before!

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>>49614686
Many thanks brother.
>>49614659
Nay brother, I bear the symbol of our mighty chapter, see?

>>49614726
Ah yes... the Blood Ravens... they stole my favourite "Turbo action Gullimen" action figure back when I was just an Aspirant.

I miss him...

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Brother Erdene
Hnn - White Scars Bike Specialist

Sitting down for so long - HNNNGG
>shimmy shimmy

>>49614747
Speak carefully brother, for that is the talk of heresy.

>>49614754
He is our spiritual liege after all, every young Space Marine has a figure of two of him.

>>49614752
And the heavy bulwarks are a great place for tables to be set up

>>49614753
I as well am extremely loyal, brother. I as well.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am >>49614482.

>>49614759
Would you like some pain glove time to calm yourself brother? I have many readily available for use.

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Brother Kavinsky of the noi- Disco marines.
Specialty Purging with sound. Origami.

>>49614752
....
>He'd flick one of the tiny bolter turrets off of the metal tray, and into the garbage bin.

>>49614740
Just don't cause a hill breach and vent the atmosphere into the void.

>>49614753
>His heresy detector one again starts to beep. Only to stop yet again before he can check it.

Hmm....

>>49614769
Heresy is just what I suspect. Watch yourself around these fortifications, brother.

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>>49614747
NONSENSE, WHEN I HAVE BESTED MARCUS' FORTIFICATIONS, THIS FORTRESS WILL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND A HIVE FLEET FOR FIVE CENTURIES.

>>49614785
DOES IT GO FAST???

>>49614786
Disco Marines....
I have not heard of your chapter. Who is your Primarch brother?

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>>49614803
I'd like to see you try, we make the best fortresses in the galaxy!

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>>49614791
We will triple layer the hull. That's just basic fortification planning.

>>49614803
>mfw this traitor tries to best me

>>49614777
Greetings Suiralpha. As my thanks, would you like me to communicate anything to chapter while I adjust my vox?

>>49614786
>His heresy detector goes off the charts. Only to rather quickly settle down before he can check it.

I really need to replace the batteries on this thing...

>>49614769
Yes, but the Blood Ravens also stole every other on in the sector as well. Something about them being "relics"?

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Why, this seems like the perfect thread to gather all the souls of my people, and summon Ynnead in! My visions said so!

>>49614812
Not at all, but it'll make you feel fast.

>>49614822
>>49614819
>>49614803
>He'd face palm.

You're all idiots...

>>49614826
Merely my regards. Thank you.

>>49614838
An eldar has infiltrated the unfortified base. Open fire.

>>49614851
Do not doubt my hatred of traitors.

>>49614838
I smell the perfumed essence of an Eldar...

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>>49614819
I SHALL REPLACE THE ENTIRE SUPERSTRUCTURE OF THIS FORTRESS WITH A RE-ARRANGING GINORMOUS CUBE OF SEGMENTED ROOMS, ENDLESSLY SHIFTING POSITION SO NO ROOM OR HALLWAY CONNECTS TO THE SAME AREA FOR LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES. ANY ENEMY WHO INVADES US SHALL BE LOST WITHIN THE DEPTHS OF THE CYCLING, EVER-CHANGING FORTRESS AND STARVE TO DEATH. OR BE KILLED BY TRAP-DOORS LEADING TO TANKS WITH GIANT SHARKS!

THE IRON- i mean SILVER SKULLS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE IMPERIAL FISTS.

PRAISE GUILLIMAN.

>>49614838
>He'd smack the Farseer over the head.

NO! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOY ABOUT SUMMONING YOUR ELDAR GODS?

>He'd turn to the others, with an apologetic look upon his face.

I am very sorry about her, most honourable battle brothers.

Hello Gue- I mean, Captain-Watch. I am Vura'Me, oh shit no I mean Vurame of the....uh.....Fire..Fists?

When do I get my "flashlight", sir? And what shas-uh, sergeant do I report to? I eagerly await to serve this...uh, company? For the Greater Good...of...all of us

>>49614813
why its ful-
uh
his name is
Barrus the Unpigmented.
an admirable Man who could funk the socks of of a Traitor marine at two hundred meters.

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>>49614838
I'm going to build a wall right through your Craftworld!

>>49614859
But wait, if OUR souls are harvested, then the false God created might be loyal to the Emperor!

>>49614867
Yes... that would be my Eldar... she often follows me around, and attacks me.

And when that fails, she starts to act... what's the word? Retarded? No... ah! Tsundere.

>>49614829
> Sweats nervously and folds paper hat for the man.
"I HAVE NOT ANY SPARE POWER CELLS BROTHER. BUT I HAVE MADE YOU A HAT."

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>>49614885
Eldar are not worthy of our mighty souls.

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>>49614876
I smell communists

>>49614901
Brother Sergeant i shall not pass judgement over what you do for i am not an Inquisitor. But you should at least put a collar on her, maybe with some bells.

>>49614874
>He'd smack the silver skull across the back of the head.

Quiet, you! I'm trying to do so.ething over here, and all I can hear is your shouting in my ears!

Also, you're scaring the Eldar witch with your ludicrous ideas of a fortress!

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>>49614874
Perty may have outsmarted us once with the Iron Cage and all that, but we are superior. Who needs 10 minutes of shift-free time when you can opt for 5 minutes. Who has to wait for them to starve when you can burn them with promethium.

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>>49614859
>>49614867
>>49614875
>>49614878
Our plans ruined? Ours souls gone? WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS?

>>49614838
XENOS! First you steal away the Khan of Khans for going faster than you, and now you think you can go faster than ME?

Bring out your finest jetbike! I will leave you bleeding in the dust! DUST!

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>>49614877
The question is battle brother, are you as loud as the galaxy's loudest faggot?

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>>49614829
I detect a foul heresy brother, my Crozius is tingling. Keep your souls well guarded, for I fear Chaos treads amongst us...

>>49614913
Agreed. I now have a craving for blueberry pie.

>>49614937
>He'd let out a sigh.

I've tried.... numerous times in fact. But it always ends up with her going bright red, and calling me "lewd"... and then I don't have the heart to do it for a few minutes, before trying to do it again.

And it is not like that son of Dorn. She follows me around... I try to kill her.

>>49614906
I don't need a hat fellow brother. What I need are new batteries for my heresy detector... it keeps going off at random.

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>>49614913
No, sir I am not a communist at all! I only wish to serve the mighty Emper...empreor? Empor? (i think that's it). Look I even brought my own...uh...Termimamor suit?

Perhaps later we can all enjoy a nice communal bonding activity? I found this nice knife on the ground earlier we could use

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>>49614951
For good measure against the filthy xenos witch

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>>49614838
BURN FOUL XENOS WITCH

IT IS OUR DESTINY TO ENSLAVE THIS GALAXY, ALL SHALL BE SUBJUGATED BY MANKIND AND BOUND TO ITS WILL OR DIE BY THE SWORD! SUBMIT AND SURRENDER YOURSELF TO INTERROGATION AND VIVISECTION OR BE EXTERMINATED LIKE THE REVOLTING AFFRONT TO OUR EXISTENCE YOU ARE.

>>49614980
Rolling against 41 PER

Hmmm.

>>49614951
>He'd smack her across the back of the head.

That's enough witch! You were supposed to stay out of the meeting! As was our agreement!

>>49614967
I would hope not. But unfortunately my own heresy detector isn't working right now.

>He'd smack it against his hand.

I really should just find some new batteries for it...

>>49614977
Tread lightly brother, lest you fall down the path of damnation.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>49615004

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>>49614980
We see through your tricks coward who disgraces melee combat! Look upon this xenos harlot that dared stand against us and now you to shall wither under the Golden Throne's gaze!

>>49615012
BROTHER I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD SEEK HELP.

YOUR OBSESSION WITH SLAPPING THIS IS DISTURBING AND HINTS AT SEXUAL TENSION. MAY I SUGGEST READING THE HOLY BOOK OF GUILLIMAN?

>>49614967
This may be true chaplain. I suspect Sgt Jericho .

>>49614967
Unfortunately, I fear this may turn into an Astartes version of that Inquistion run Penal Regiment...which happens tomorrow at 11 am est for those who want to join.

>>49614980
I have not seen this kind of machine produced on any of the major forgeworlds. What chapter are you from again?

>>49614962
"NOT NEARLY AS LOUD. BUT THINGS CAN GET LOUD. AND GROOVY."

>>49614980
Some legs on that Terminator armor! How fast does it go???

Brother, your accent is strange, but yet - are you of the Khan's gene-seed? Have you perhaps even VISITED Chogoris?

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>>49615023
I will fight you now.

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>>49615034
But are you amplified?

>>49615023
Well, than help me find some batteries for the damn thing.

>>49615026
How DARE YOU!!! I AM ONE OF GULLIMENS SONS! TO SAY I HAVE FALLEN IS DAMN NEAR HERESY!

>>49615045
DARE YOU ENTER MY TOTALLY LOYAL FORTRESS OF DOOM?

>>49615045
HEY, WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD TAKE THAT PICTURE OF ME YOU LOUSY MASON LOOKING UNCLEFUCKER

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Terminator Bariel of the Imperial Fists 1st Company reporting. Ready to purge the alien with extreme prejudice.

>>49615026
>>49615027
I am plagued by dark tidings. Let me meditate upon these...revelations brothers.

>>49615058
We have some in the back, right next to the pain glove boxes. AAA-MULTILASER sized for your useage.

>>49615058
As am I brother. Perhaps your own heresy has drained the batteries upon your heresy-detection device

>>49615065
>He'd face palm.
Oh great... they're multiplying... how fun...

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>>49615028
I belong to the...uh...Flaming...Fistmen, brother. Of the...uh, the Ultra Ternimortars! Praise to our Ethe-uh, Emerpor!

>>49615039
Ah, uh, it's...it's, uh....

forget all this

PRAISE BE TO THE ETHEREALS! GLORY TO AUN'O T'AU ACAYA'VA'DENTA!

FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

>PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

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>>49615058
BROTHER YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED EARLIER. I'LL JUST TAKE THE BATTERIES FROM THAT FAGGOT KAVINSKY'S VIBRATOR, I BELIEVE THEY'RE D'S.

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>>49615065
Hello fellow son of Dorn, will you help me and battle brother Marcus fortify this position?

>>49615065
Brother, you are here in time to help us fortify. Right after our pain glove session.

>>49615060
I will destroy you in single combat.

>>49615080
Is my presence somehow unnerving you, son of Guilliman?

>>49615086
FOUL XENOS. YOUR DECIET CANNOT BE SUFFERED. FOR CORAX AND THE EMPEROR!
>activates crozius and charges

>>49615092
>>49615101

We must fortify this thread Battle Brothers

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>>49615086

>>49615051
"WE WILL BE. but not right now. my Sound Blaster is currently undergoing a Rework. i didn't have enough Bass and just a little bit too much on the treble. At least things are not quiet."

>>49614980
> Looks over the machine.
> looks at the man.
"YOU ARE VERY SMALL. HOW CAN YOU FIT YOU ARMS AND LEGS ALL THE WAY INTO THE HANDS?

DOES IT HAVE SPEAKERS? IS THIS SOME FANTASTIC CREATION OF THE ADMECH?"

>>49615086
FUCK YOU YOU PUSSY FACED XENO FILTH
>purges the ever living fuck out of the foul Tau

>>49615092
Yes, Sergeant. May my titanic form be used to bolster our defences. That and my 5++
>>49615100
Would you look at the time! It almost slipped my mind as I was thinking of dead Xenos.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>49615089
>>49615077
Sadly, my detector runs on triple C's. Oddly enough...

>>49615086
Well now!

>He'd pull forth his bolter, before firing at the Tau infiltrator.

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>>49615086
MORE XENOS CHALLENGERS! You think you're fast? I'LL SHOW YOU FA-

FUCKI- I can't maneuver my bike! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE BLASTED FORTIFICATIONS??

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>>49615086
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

>>49615101
We've had disagreements on whether we should fortify this position, he is not kind to us architects and engineers.

>>49615138
We didn't build the ramps yet. because we keep getting interrupted.

>>49615101
No... I've just had enough Imperial Fists fortifications to last a century.

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>>49615086
>>49615117
>>49615124
>>49615127
>>49615138
>>49615141

OI BOYZ LOOKIT DEEZ 'UMIES 'AVIN A SCRAP WIV DA BLUIE!! TEN TEEF ON THE BIG 'UN

LETS GIT STUCK IN BOYZ!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

>>49615150
How could anyone disagree with a sound defence?
>>49615138
>>49615159
I shall carry the ramps!

>>49615150
No, it's just that when you people are around, THIS >>49615138 tends to HAPPEN!

>>49615172
Hahaha. Our fortifications will last much longer than a century, son of Ultramar.

>>49615174
" A GREEN SKIN HAS PENETRATED OUR VULNERABLE REAR ENTRANCE."

"I NEED A WEAPON BROTHERS"

>>49615195
You'll have enough fortifications to last a millennium when we're done with the place!

>>49615174
Well things certainly just got a thousand times stupider.

Have we really turned into an Astartes version of that one Penal regiment?

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>>49615209
Here take this for now, it may be underpowered but I've got some bolters underneath the floorboards!

>>49615174
DEEP STRIKING!
>>49615228

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>>49615174
Opening fire.

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>>49615177
thankyouFORTHERAMPSBROTHERaveimperatooooooooor!-

>>49615174
KILL THE GREENSKIN FAGGOT
>purging intensifies

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>>49613936
Hey Fagstartes,
My name is Brother Johnicus of the 13th brother hood, and I dislike every single one of you. All of you are heretical, shampless, non-psykers who spend every second of their day fighting stupid-ass xenos. You are everything bad in the Imperium. Honestly, have any of you ever killed a daemon? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of guardsmen because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than killing a bunch of grots, or fighting Tau in CQC.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of my own purgation squad, and champion of my brotherhood. What weapons do you use, other than “Swords and shit that TOTALLY aren't made by xenks”? I also got to meet the Emperor personally, and have a banging hot SoB (She just anointed me with her blood; Shit was SO loyal). You are all aspirants who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my hat

>>49615174
VICTORUS AUT MORTIS!

>>49615231
"i am highly thankful of your assistance Brother Sergeant. OPENING FIRE FOR S- THE EMPEROR."
> Fumbles to find the trigger. just points and shoots at it when he does.

>>49615262
You Grey Knights do not understand the value of fortifications. Perhaps the pain glove will clear your mind.

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>>49615262

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>>49615020
L-Lewd!

>>49615174
For Corax!
>fires combi-bolter

>>49615262
Teleport-packs can't be chronographed! Cheater! Cheater!

>>49615262
SUCK MY PLASMA PISTOL YOU... YOU... [SPOILER]DOUBLE NIGGER[SPOILER]

>>49615100
>I will destroy you in single combat.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little blueberry bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Terran Astartes training camps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Eye of Terror, and I have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in joekaro warfare and I’m the top sapper in the entire Legion. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with overwhelming firepower the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the oosphere? Think again, Dorn-Cuck. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Crusade Veterans across the Imperium and your vox is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Exemplar. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lsoul. You’re fucking dead, thin-blood. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred thousand ways, and that’s just with my index finger. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Deathwatch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Materium, you little shit. If only you could have known what completely holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you emperor-damned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead Dorn-Son. And spoiler alert, you aren't even an Imperial Fist, you're a Fists Exemplar.

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>>49615262
Oh, look at this! A less than honourable battle "brother"! You people are more worthless than a Penal regiment!

For your information "Brother". I have fought against several greater daemons. I simply prefer killing Xenos!

Found my way back. I saw all the fortifications in the distance.
>>49615262
Oh... they're here now.

>>49615289
Coming from you Farseer! Go put on something more suitable! Even your pathetic "Wraithbone" armor would be suitable.

>>49615346
Yes... even the PATHETIC Marines are better than these assholes.

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>>49615333

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>>49615333
I have the power of Dorn and Him Enthroned on Terra flowing in my blood. You, traitor scum, have turned your back on our purpose and our forefathers. You are worth less than nothing, for even those who have nothing can still serve the betterment of mankind.

No amount of you and your ilk will ever be worth the life of even a single imperial citizen.

>>49615346
Was there any heresy in the other thread? And if so, was it purged?

>>49615289
>>49615376
"I CAN FOLD HER SOME CLOTHING. IT MAY TAKE SOME TIME THOUGH, AND ILL NEED TO BE ALONE TO DO IT. FEAR NOT, I AM WELL TRAINED IN DISABLING XENOS IF SHE TRIES ANYTHING."
he quietly snickers to himself.
"We really do need some more modesty in here. the grey knights especially. Put your cock away we know its weird and warty, no need to show us again."

>>49615262
You're too busy squeezing Sisters of Battle like lemons to actually kill daemons!

Cipher, Dark Angels, I cannot say

And in typical Fists fashion, brother Bariel ends up in the IW-warband thread next door.

>>49615428
" AND THEN THERE'S THIS FAGGOT."

>>49615407
No, you have the diluted blood of the Fists Exemplar flowing through you. Orks killed all the Imperial Fists. Your entire existence is a LIE.

>>49615289
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>>49615418
I shall clothe her in the righteous fury of my plasma pistol! DIE ABOMINATION!

>>49615411
YES BROTHER. I landed smack dab in the middle of an Iron Warriors warband creation thread... without ammo or proper fortification I was forced to retreat I would have rather died fighting but then I remembered my ramps.

>>49615428
Here you this to get acquainted with this Deathwatch Strike Team

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>>49615428
I HEARD SOME ONE SAY CIPHER

>>49615262
Get the fuck the out of our watch fortress, psyker filth.

>>49615445
*triggered by caution stripes*

Good thing you survived, we now know of a new Warband! Great job rolling a few inches to the left.

>>49615452
Welp. Looks like this thread is about to be bombarded by Daemons AND Dark Angels. Good thing I got my ramps.

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>>49615453
>>49615425
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>>49615280

Pfft, what ever. I'll let you losers go back to killing those pathetic Xenos, while I get back to fighting the REAL enemy, Chaos. Gimme a call when your ready to be REAL Astartes, and not black wearing Emos.
>Teleports out

>>49615443
Ha. Hahaha. Hahahaha.

Our gene-father never truly split his Legion. He understood that we were the bulwark of man, and that spread out we would never be the fortification needed to defend mankind.

The Imperial Fists Legion never ceased to be. The Fists Exemplar were never another chapter.

All the "successors" are still part of the Legion.

We all have the blood of Dorn.

You have warp-spawn.

>>49615452
DARK ANGELS ARE THE MOST LOYAL CHAPTER, THAT IS A MEMBER OF SOME OTHER, LESS LOYAL CHAPTER

>>49615491
HE KNOWS SO LITTLE IT IS AMUSING TO ME
"These grey knights really are assholes Aren't they?"

>>49615478
I live to serve, Brother. We shall see those heretics purged. That is, if we all don't get branded traitors by the Dark Angels Incursion that I suspect will be happening soon.

>>49615452
uh no Brother-Chaplain, it was just an Eldar telling the Vespid a joke

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>>49615438
Brother Kavinsky, did you hear about our Master of the Hunt's new trophy?

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>>49615520
"WHY NO. I RARELY MAKE CONTACT WITH OTHER CHAPTERS.
I FIND THAT OUR BUSINESS IS TO OURSELVES AND TO THE EMPEROR.
PLEASE SHARE WHAT YOU KNOW."
>he is pic related inside the Armour.

>>49615494
oh yeah, well your Primarch is so deep in the closet he built a wall around it you big yellow homo

>>49615512
Agreed my noisy, strangely garbed battle brother. Perhaps we should introduce him to the Tyranids in the basement when he arrives next.

Skein Oakbrow. Rune Priest of the Space Wolves.

Logan booted me here because he said I ask too many questions.
All I wanted to know was why we always drink the same kind of ale all the time, why use rune priests never use Psychic Hoods to protect ourselves, and what's the difference between the nature spirits we summon and other Warp spirits.

For some reason all my brothers got pissed when I started asking g these questions. So here I am.

So, where can I find the Liquor cellar in the place, and what are the rules on carrying booze with us in combat?
Also why the wolf is it so wolfing crowded here?

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>>49615480
>>49615516
What the FUCK do you know about the fall- Er, I mean, what the FUCK do you know about Cipher? Amd if you DONT kow anything, IGNORE WHAT I said.

>>49615507
THIS MAN TELLS THE TRUTH

>>49615548
That is just childish, faceless entity that has somehow infiltrated our watch fortress.

>>49615494
Then what's your wall name.

>>49615560

THANK YOU BRUVA

>>49615555
There's some in the basement. Watch out for the 'Nids though. Feisty those ones are.

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>>49615560
THE FALLEN SHALL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS THE EMPEROR'S FINEST.

>>49615560
>His heresy detector begins to once again act up.

I suspect that there is something going on with you son of the lion...

>>49615543
>>49615520
>His heresy detector goes off the charts, before the battery runs out.

Damnedable machine! How am I supposed to know where heresy is!?!

>>49615555
"i agree with our FURRY FRIEND HERE. WHERE IS THE BOOZE AND CAN I HAVE SOME? IT HELPS ME COPE WITH THE TRAGEDY I HAVE WITNESSED OCCUR TO MY CHAPTER."
>>49615550
"I WONDER IF THEY HAVE RENDING CLAWS. THAT WILL MAKE HIM LEAK SISTERS BLOOD."

>>49615548
Your petty insult is like the stone of a child thrown at the bulwark of the Imperial Palace.

>>49615572
I AM MARCUS. DEFENDER OF THE WALLS OF CRIM. LAST SURVIVOR OF THE SIEGE OF THE IRON WARRIORS. AND YOU SHALL KNOW FEAR.

>>49613936
Festus, Marines Malevolent Dreadnought

>>49615585
I THINK YOU ARE CONFUSED BROTHER, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THIS "FALLEN" YOU SPEAK OF

>>49615575
How exactly do we have a basement when we are inside of an asteroid within the void? Wouldn't everything be considered the basement?

>>49615595
"I BELIEVE IT IS THE SONS OF THE LION. I NEVER COULD GET THEM TO DANCE.
AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEN THEY ARE NO FRIENDS OF MINE."

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I apologize to my fellow Imperial Fists that I must take my leave so I can go fortify my sleeping quarters.

I leave you all a parting gift sent by the Inquisition.

>>49615621
The stairs go down, therefore it is a basement

>>49615626
I believe your vox is malfunctioning Brother. No one should be this loud.

>>49613936
Cunning Platypus, Raptors, Tactical Marine.

I even brought my own bolter. If my personal bolter ever goes missing, I swear the entire watch fortress will be carried away by balloons faster than you can say Blood Raven.

>>49615595

NO HERESY HERE, ALMOST-AS-LOYAL BROTHER

>>49615616
I believe our brother is talking about the now "fallen" brother of the Vorpal swords, known as brother Telm. Who has seemly died of a gaping hole to the chest.

>>49615543
Nasty little warp-spawn! Fastest thing I've ever seen, xenos or chaos. It was a hell of a hunt.

The Khan has its head as a trophy now. Damned thing wont SHUT UP though! Keeps rambling on about "c-c-cocaine".

>>49615605
Oh Emperor no, the most damnable chapter in the most damnable of machines.

>>49615575
Nids? Perfect, I was hungry for some barbecue.
Reminds me of the time I once met some members of the Ice Wraiths chapter and we ate some nid jerky. Good times.

I wonder what happened to that chapter.

>>49615645
"My Apologies Brother. it has been malfunctioning ever since i entered the Armour. occasionally i can get it to calm down. i think the machine spirit is very passionate about its work. which is good in my eyes.

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>>49615572
NO PROBLEM, TOTALLY LOYAL BROTHER

>>49615585
>>49615626
REPENT MOTHER FUCKERS. I am sending your asses on a PENTIENT CRUSADE.

>>49615595
Are you sure that your PATHETIC AND WORTHLESS Heresy Detector is not backwards? Also, REPENT YOU FUCKING POTENTIAL-HERETIC

>>49615638
But.... there are stairs that also go up, but not to the asteroids surface. Therefore, isn't everything around us a basement?

>>49615648
>He squints his eyes at the Dark Angel.

Hmm..... why are you sweating so much? Are you hiding something?

>>49615650

I APOLOGIZE BROTHER, I MERELY THOUGHT HE WAS IMPLYING THAT THERE ARE TRAITORS IN THE DARK ANGEL'S RANKS.

WHICH THERE ARE NONE. WE ARE THE MOST LOYAL CHAPTER.

>>49615674
"NOW NOW. THERE IS NO NEED TO USE THIS LANGUAGE. THERE ARE LADIES IN THE ROOM. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT YOU PROBABLY WONT DANCE.
THEREFORE I AM IGNORING YOU."

>>49615677

I BELIEVE YOUR HUD IS MALFUNCTIONING BROTHER. AND THE ONLY THING I AM HIDING IS THIS COPY OF THE CODEX ASTARTES

>>49615674
>He'd harshly smack the Dark Angel across the back of the head with the detector.

First of all. I am no heretic!

>He'd then bash the dark angel with his own power mail.

Secondly. You need to repent!

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>>49615630
I too brother must prepare my sleeping quarters. After my goodnight prayers of course.

-SYSTEMS CHECK... RUNNING STANDRD LIFE SUPPORT DIAGNOSTICS...HEARTS:OPERATIONAL... LUNGS:OPERATIONAL... OPERATOR DIAGNOSTICS COMPLETE... RUNNING BALLISTICS DIAGNOSTICS... LASCANNON CHECK/FULLY OPERATIONAL... MISSILE LAUNCHER CHECK/FULLY OPERATIONAL... AWAKENING PILOT... 3. 2. 1.

_My slumber... ends once more_

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>>49615444
I predict that you'll...Erm..Gimme a sec.. I need to think about this..

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"BROTHERS I GROW TIRED. THE TTRIP HERE WAS LONG AND ARDUOUS. I FEEL THAT I MUST REST. I WILL BE AMPLIFYING MY BUNKS BEFORE BED.
AVE IMPERATOR."
>>49615730
"farseer you should join me so we can get you some clothing. since you are going to be a friend."

>>49615730
And now there is steam coming out if her ears... Greeeeaaaaaaaaat~! Thanks for breaking her!

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The amount of "totally not heretics" in this room is causing me pain. I must leave before I smite them unintentionally. A parting gift though, a message from the Emperor.

>>49615674
Hey, Dick Angel.
Have you ever calming your wolves down, relaxing, and getting a nice pint?

Seriously, why are ye Lion boys so tense all the wolfing time?

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>>49615696
I AM IGNORING YOU HARDER, HERETIC

>>49615712
You call THAT a SMACK?
>Bashes him back with his own Crozius.
HA HA, YOU CANT EVER REPENT! Your lucky that Azrael has spotted another falle-. Forget it. You fuckers...

>>49615757

OUR GLORIOUS EMPEROR WOULD NEVER SPEAK IN SUCH A FOUL MANNER, YOU HERETIC!

_Who awakes the Slumbering death? Are there heretics? Xenos? Who exists only to be smote by my mighty arms, and crushed beneath my tread? Death comes, I am its trumpeter_

-SUBJECT MENTAL STATE... QUESTIONABLE... RUNNING DIAGNOST-

_CEASE MACHINE SPIRIT! I AWAKE TO HERESY! CYCLE FORTH AMMUNITION_

>>49615763
Oh, ow! You've wounded not even my pride!
>He feigns a look of pain.

But in all seriousness. Your mail arm is weak. Have you tried a different approach to it?

also, we should do this again sometime. If Martin doesn't fuck over 4 chan since he's planning on buying it.

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"E- Excuse me M'lords? My name is Private Faridah, I appear to have gotten Lost. i was told there was a gathering for Individuals skilled at slaying the Xeno, and i wanted to join. Am i in the right place?"

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Actually, now that I'm not on Fenris anymore, maybe ye battle brothers can answer me a question before I get too drunk to remember ye answers.

What the wolf IS sorcery and Witchcraft anyway, and what separates it from wholesome wolf psychic powers?

GOTTA SLEEP FAST.
>passes out across bike

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>>49615905
Its pretty simple, actually. Witchcraft and Sorcery is the invocation of the warp without processessing it through your mind. Thus, while easy and powerful to do, it is dangerous. You canmot control its power, and you must the rituals ever so carefully, lest you gring disaster.

Psychic powers are the warp funnled through your soul, and reshaped to your will. While not as powerful as Sorcery, it is more stable, and works off the might of the Psyker themselves. It is why your manifestations are that a wolf, or why Orks are in the shape of their gods.

>>49615848
This is no place for your kind, child.
The beasts we fight are too dangerous for one such as you to handle, now please be on your way.

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>>49616055
>It is why your manifestations are that a wolf, or why Orks are in the shape of their gods.
But we manifest psychic stuff by carving runes into things, channeling nature spirits through the runes, and performing a whole bunch of tribal rituals and chants and things to change the weather and stuff.

A-are we actually sorcerers? Is that why despite having less traits g were both more secretive and more powerful than other SM Librarians?

>>49615616
What the fuck is a fallen?

>>49615262
>13th brotherhood
>revealing the Grey Knights alleged codex organization is actually bullshit thanks to INQUISITORIAL authority for any loophole they want.

Secret Grey Knights being revealed to be legion sized is muh fetish.

>>49616213

THERE IS NO SUCH THING, BROTHER. THE ONLY FALLEN ARE THE BRAVE SONS OF THE LION THAT GAVE THEIR LIVES TO THE EMPEROR IN GLORIOUS COMBAT, NOT TRAITORS WITHIN OUT RANKS.

>>49614838
A+ would tap.

Sternguard Veteran Mikhail of the Xenofuckers Chapter, reporting for duty.

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Sergeant Audis Murphi of the Screaming Eagles chapter, reporting as ordered! Ready to purge some commie pinko Tau scum!

>>49616125
"believe me sir i am a Scion! i have fought many a Xeno. from the foul orks to the Ravenous tyranids
I also have killed a giant spider. M'lord i have always wanted to be a space marine. but my Genetics will not allow me. being female apparently.

>>49616459
"Greetings M'lord Audis!"

>>49616513
You will be shipped to our allies in the Ordo Hereticus, to join the Sisters of Battle convents. We may fight beside you one day.

Just pray you don't fight alongside the Ordo Malleus.

>>49616567
Greetings, young one. What the hell are you doing here?

>>49616125
Nonsense! The Cadians proved their worth and this one could be as adpet at slaying the Xenos as us.
>>49616513
Tell us about this Giant spider, mortal.

>>49616593
I too am curious about this giant spider.

>>49616576
"M'lord with all due respect. the sisters have no need for a Sharpshooter. That is why i am in the Scions.
>>49616581
"I was told there was a gathering for Xenos killers of high caliber! so i brought myself and my own High caliber along!"

>>49616593
>>49616608
"Good day M'lords
well this Spider was very large. its abdomen was Black and decorated with glowing green runes of an unknown language.
its legs clinked with Armour and its eyes shone the same green as the runes.
It was dark,. but i'm sure i killed it, after all i unloaded three whole Charge packs into it. twice.

That thing was creepy. and supposedly the whole planet was covered in the things.
We had the planet destroyed of course. t'was only a dead moon.

>>49613936
Vokan Maeloc, Iron Hand, Iron Father

>>49616651
Sounds like you came in contact with the Necrons, young human. A very dangerous species indeed. Your disciplined training saw you through it however. I commend you.

>>49616143
The wolves have 10,000 to ponder this thought and you mean none of you questioned where your abilities came from? Now i know why the Thousand Sons hates you so much.

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>>49616651
Such a creature sounds vaguely familiar... did it look anything like this, young one?

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RAZNOK TOOFCHIPPAH, VET'RAN MEGABOY FROM DA EMPRAH'S GIANTS, REPORTAN' FER DOO-TEE, SUH! WHEN DUZ WE CRUMP SOME ZEENOOS?

>>49616689
Yes! that's it! the dreaded things still give me the creeps!
>>49616680
"M'lord, i am flattered. but you have mistaken my gender. i do suppose the masks and uniforms do not help with identification.
My apologies.

Could you perhaps tell me more of these "Necrons"?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>49616694
Hmmmmm.......

>>49616733
You have encountered a Necron Tomb Spyder. You are to be commended! For where there is one, there are many more of its ilk lurking nearby.

>>49616694
This is Suspicious. It looks Incredibly like something i have put sights on before. but i cant place my finger on it."

"Excuse me sir. could i please see some Identification?"

>>49616733
Hmm? I only mentioned you being human. I hope I wasn't mistaken...

The Necrons are an ancient and wicked xeno species. They sleep under the surface of our worlds and strike when we least expect it in an attempt to seize the planet and recapture their long dead empire. They will fail.

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>>49616766
'ERE YA GO

>RAZNOK TOOFCHIPPAH
>FURST COMP'NEE, FURST SKWAD
>MEGABOY
>EMPRAH'S GIANTS
>VERY SHOOTY
>VERY STOMPY
>VERY KILLY
>ALL FER DA EMPRAH
>PROMISE
>CERTIFIED BY CHAPTER BOSS GAZGRUK SKULLMUNCHA

>>49616782
"Oh my i am incredibly sorry. i Misheard you M'lord. These Necrons sound rather weak, seeing as they need to lie in wait and strike (though i suppose i cant really judge them). but that Spyder. it was freakishly resilient. I hope they all aren't like that."
>>49616762
"m'lord your Armour is quite. Impressive. Do you know more about these tomb Spyders?"\

>>49616819
"AH You're an Ork! A sanctioned ork perhaps?
it is unusual, Green Skins usually just Rip and tear whatever comes close. Why are you so Docile? are you perhaps. A spy?"

>>49616819
Hmmm... There seems to be a lot of obscure chapters in this sub-sector.

>>49616858
Oh but they are. The Necron are an incredibly durable lot. When they fall, they usually rise back up without much difficulty, and when one actually stays down, another will most likely take it's place.

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>>49616858
'OO YOO CALLIN AN ORK, YA GIT?!?! YOO 'AVE SULLIED MUH ONNER! FIGHT ME, STUPID BEAKIE!

>>49616819
Would you be willing to repaint your armor black, and somehow fit on this silver shoulder pad?

>>49616880
"that explains the screams i heard over the vox. and why that spyder could get back up after i Melted its face.
do they have any weaker points? you know. that i could put a few hotshot rounds into?"

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>>49616899
OF COURSE, SUH, IT'S WUT OI'M 'ERE FER!

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>>49616889
"A beakie i am not. But i can and will Slay you if you threaten me once again."

>>49616902
Sustained or precision heavy fire seems to be the only way. I've always found taking their heads work best. That way if they get back up, at least they cannot see!

>>49616937
"Heads... hmm. Easy enough. though judging from the amount of fire that spyder took from my Hotshot rifle. i may need a better weapon."

>>49613936
Violentus, assault marine from the Black Templars
https://youtu.be/GaUi8Dv73hA

you're on the wrong board jack. this belongs on /qst/

>>49617022
Didn't you hear captain Melach, smurf fuckwit? Codex Rules do not apply here.

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>>49613936
*bursts into flames*

>>49616996
Please tell me you aren't going to sing that the whole time.

>>49616858
I thank you, young one! The pattern was designed by Chapter Master Conotocaurious himself!

Now, as for tomb spyders... they mostly tend to and watch over sleeping Necron tombs, and are rather formidable defenders if one is caught unaware. They also have a nasty tendency to repair active Necron warriors in battle, making the unfeeling xenos even more dangerous.

>>49617129
So... that happened. Any idea what that was?

>>49616954
I would suggest plasma, but the results of a technical failure are... unpleasant... to say the least.

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>>49617061
well if you can't beat em join em.
*ahem*

Greetings honorable battle-brothers! I am Tactical Sergeant Aureus of the Ultramarines 5th Company. how the fuck did you know i played smurfs

>>49617355
"Indeed. Plasma weapons have proven Unreliable, And the accuracy is nothing special.. we switched to melta for anti armor. mmm.... "

>>49617311
" i feel it was a good idea that we blew that moon up."

>>49617418
"Greetings M'lord Aureus. My name is Faridah. rank Private. I am a Sharpshooter of the Scion regiment "Goliards Finest."

>>49617423
Indeed, it was prudent of you to destroy the moon. They cannot reanimate if they are completely annihilated.

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I believe I got a bit delayed, my apologies.
Tacitus, Librarian of the Blood Ravens.

>>49617528
"Greetings M'lord."
> She promptly makes sure everything is secured and all her pouches on the front.

>>49617528
I'll be keeping my eye on you, magpie. I've no relics to be "gifted" to your chapter.

>>49617528
Lock down the armory.

>>49613936
Thamlus, No Chapter Librarian

>>49617418
I could identify a smurf from a Mile
>>49617355
away. They're bright blue and not uktramarine, after all.

Wait a second has anybody seen my chainsword

>>49617911
I AM NO ULTRAMARINE! I AM A SERGEANT OF THE SCREAMING EAGLES!

[Patriotic Tantrum]

>>49617928
I'd shake down the Blood Raven librarian if I were you... he might have "gifted" it.

>>49617933
Whoops. My mistake. This amasec is quite strong ñ.

>>49613936
Konrad, Storm Fists(Imperial Fists successors) Tactical Marine sergeant Ready to serve the Emperor's will.


On a side not I am building a imperial fist successor chapter marine for a friend deathwatch game. Any tips for making a good melee build without jumppacks? The chapter I rolled doesn't use them.

>>49617940
Seriously? I only got here my Bolter, Power Staff, and a spare Daemonhammer. You see any space on my armor where I could possibly hide a chainsword?
>>49617928
You got a spare weapon, or do you want me to lend you mine? Can't have a Space Marine without a melee weapon.

Tacitus, why is my chainsword in your locker?
Wait a second
WHERE IS MY LOCKER

>>49617965
G'day brother! I have one cuestión for you: Have you heard about our Lord and saviour the jumppack?

>>49617982
Nevermind brother, I found it. It must have been another of the Space Jester's pranks.

>>49613936
Alpha... I mean bob. Bob of the ultramarines captain, no hidden agenda here.

>>49617983
I have but as my chapter interestingly prefers siege warfare and the heavy use of landraiders and land speeders we have never had need for rhinos or jumppacks.

So brother how do you think I should go about getting into glorious melee considering my inability to use jumppacks? Should I simply wait for my enemy to close so that I may charge them or should I run to them?

ITT : Ultramarines.

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Bruvva Dakkus ov da Ultramureens. When we gonna start krumpin dem 'eretics?

Alphar...lon, Alph...I mean Ultramarines, Chos... Sternguard.

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>>49615065

>>49618135
That is one impressive jaw you have there, brother Dakkus. Is it due to a geneseed mutation?

"you know. after three years of fighting. i have not once seen a Traitor marine."

>>49618167
Hydra domi.. Uh.. I mean Why G'day fellow ultramarine brother...

>>49618189
I can verify that this battle brother and I were both sent here to serve the xeno hunting for our valour against the Tyranids, there is no secret infiltration mission here Watch-Captain Melach.

>>49618178
Thats because ur fraggin blind loyalist... I mean of course brother there are no traitors because they allways run away hahaha... Soooo you never catch them, slippery bastards

>>49617528
Why are you wielding my bolter Tacitus?
How did you? It was in my holster but a moment ago.

>>49618178
I'm right he... I mean yeah me too, only ever fought Xenos. Those crazy things.

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>>49613936
Chad Stewart, Trooper of the Calth 3rd Infantry, Imperial Army. Sir.

Uh... Sir. I think there was a Mistake when I was transferred here.

>>49618215
Battle Brother, of what dare you accuse me of? This is the same bolter that was assigned to me since I finished my training.

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>>49618135
Oi, wheres da kaos at? Itz time fo da Emperahs Greenest to make em proud

>>49618215
You can borrow mine fellow loyalist brother, it has not been tamperd with, i promise

>>49618241
Good day, mortal. Lemme just check the roster here... um... shit... I knew I should have paid attention in Gothic class...

Has anyone seen my Jump Pack Eagle? How can I brutalize filthy Tau without it?! Captain Jorgess Paten is gonna flay me alive...

>>49613936
Scourge the Trusted, Alpha Legion, Tactical Marine

>>49614630
>>49614531

Oh hay guys...

>>49618312
My heresy senses are tingling...

>>49618312
* Psssst* dont blow our cover dude, ur fragging the whole operation up

>>49613936
Jiguro, White Scars, Assault

So, where mustache wrestling pit at sir?

>>49618316
Nothing to see here sgt only a little joke he likes to say

>>49618359
Oh, jokes! I love jokes! Here's one: What do you get when you burn a crew of Tau in a Devilfish? Blueberry pie.

>>49618312
>>49618167
>>49614531

Brothers, we need a plan, how are we to kill these loyalist scum?

>>49618241
"hey look! its a purple eyed one. now all we need is a commissar, an inquisitor and a Techpriest and we have a full set."

>>49618213
>>49618223
> Suspicion Levels rising.

>>49618471
What? Noooo we are here to slay xenos for the corpse... I mean glorius emperor brother, who could infiltrate the deathwatch? I mean not even the alpha legion could do that, even tho they are the best warband and the coolest traitors. You're only being paranoid brother

Good morning my Brothers. I have finished my rest, and am ready to build more fortifications.

>>49618079
Always. Run. Towards them.

Brothers why don't you all go and kill some evil xenos while me and our other totally loyal brothers guard the ship?

>>49619177
About damn time, someone broke into my room while I was sleeping and took my boltpistol. Can you build me a huge fucking Lava filled spike-covered adamantium door with a jokaerillion locks on it?

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>>49620250
XENOS
WHERE