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Original Character Creation Story 2016-10-03 01:58:21 Post No. 49613863
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>Me
>Trying to make a character for my friends Warhammer 40k D&D game
>Can't play anything but a Space Marine
>I like playing literally every race but space marines
>I'm a fucking pleb and have ever only played the viday game for the PC, but I like the lore alot so I read up on it every now and then
>"Can I be an angry marine?"
>"No you can't be an angry marine you faggot"
>Spend over an hour just looking at classes for some inkling for what I can play
>Scout? No
>Sniper? Cool as shit but no
>Apothecary.....I dunno maybe
>A thought enters my mind
"What if you played a really pissed of apothecary?"
>Evilgrin.jpeg
>Begin writing a backstory that very moment
Heneus Belux, Pissed Of Field Medic
Why is he so pissed off? Because he made a bootleg gene-seed to make himself as strong as a space marine, but the gene seed wasn't perfect and made his anger levels rise to near ANGRY MARINE levels. In addition to that he isn't even as strong a a regular space marine, but he was still accepted into a space marine chapter because he's real fucking smart. But he was assigned as an apothecary, and this made Heneus even more angry. Nevertheless he applied his genius to his new job as "panzy bitch ass nurse," but he also included some of his new found rage into his inventions.
(The next day)
>I show my DM my character
>".....Healing Bolters?" DM asks
>"He modified a bolter gun to shoot piercing rounds of ammunition that contain his boot leg gene-seed, which temporally gives the target a huge burst of adrenaline and rage, which usually kills the target afterwards. Usually he just sticks whoever dies into a dreadknot or something"
>"And he uses a chain sword, only a chain sword?"
>"I mean, other than his healing bolter yeah"
>"What the fuck is this nonsense about the Warp?"
>"Yeah its rumored that one time he got so angry that he managed to blow open a hole into the Sea of Souls and grab his chapter master's soul and shove it back into his body."
>"This is bad ass!"
More?
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No, it's stupid.
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>>49613896
This.
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That's freshman in highschool tier shit.
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>>49613863
Average fucking /tg/ poster
Look at yourselves
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>>49613863
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>>49613863
>bootleg geneseed
>made himself a Great Value space marine
>still accepted into a chapter that isn't the Raven Guard
>Fabius Bile tier weapon
>dreadknot
>literally anything to do with the warp
Congrats OP, if you were in my group you'd be picking from a selection of premade characters for the rest of your days.
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Pretty lore breaking
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>>49613863
OP just stop
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What the fuck am I reading.
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>>49613863
Is this what we have come to?
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>>49613863
>bootleg geneseed
Lel.
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DO IT OP!
I'm just interested in reading a dnd experience from a younger perspective.
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>>49613863
Fucking really OP.
Bloody hell.
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>>49623101
It's not DnD. It's one thousand times worse.
It's Deathwatch.
Having a stupid character in DnD can be bearable, hell it could even work out alright.
Having a stupid character in Deathwatch (Or most of the other 40k RPGs.) is downright asking for the campaign to come to a screeching halt. Of all of them Deathwatch requires the most cohesion and background know-how due to the fact that everyone in the party is a post-human killing machine. Any stupidity is amplified, and any little action, depending on the GM, can have dire consequences for the player or party.
OP's character is a walking shitstorm on the verge of breaking.
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Oy, ya ignorant gitz. I's sick of all dis "puny dakka" wot been goin' on in me WAAAGH right now. Shootaz is more dakka den dat. Gobs more dakka.
If some git don't think I know what I'm talking about, I'll crump 'im good. I got me a Shoota from a Mekboy fer loadz uv teef (an' I mean loadz) and 'ave been blasty wid it for a real long time now. I can even crump a Squiggoth wiv it.
Bad Moon Mekboyz spend minnitz workin' on just one Shoota an dey put up to a million gubbinz on it to produce the finest Shootas known to da orkz.
Shootaz is lots more shooty than 'umie gunz and lots more 'ard, too. Anything a 'umie can shoot, a boy with a Shoota can shoot betta. I's bettin' all my teef that a Shoota could take down a Titan wit' no problem.
Wanna know why dem Beaky Boyz can't evah beat Orks in battle? Dat's right, cuz dey's scared of Shootaz. Even at Armor-geddum, da 'umies shot da boyz wiv Shootas first. Dat's coz Shootaz 'ave loads uv dakka and dey know it.
So wot, you sez? I'll tell you wot, ya stupid git. Shootas is da most dakka dere evah was, an' we need real wunz, not dese puny fings. 'ere'z wot dey need:
More Dakka Iron Gobz More Dakka Dakka Spikez Fixa Grot Red paint Stikkbomb Chucka Shootier Blasta More Dakka Bolt-on Burna Bolt-on Rokkit Launcha Turbo Boosta Big Grabba Bolt-on Big Shoota More Dakka Ammo Squig WAAAGH Beer WAAAAAAGH
Now dat's wot I call a Shoota.
Da short uv it is, Shootaz need more dakka.
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>>49623414
Oy, ya ignorant gitz. I's sick of all dis "puny choppy" wot been goin' on in me WAAAGH right now. Choppaz is more choppy den dat. Gobs more choppy.
If some git don't think I know what I'm talking about, I'll crump 'im good. I got me a Choppa from a Mekboy fer loadz uv teef (an' I mean loadz) and 'ave been choppy wid it for a real long time now. I can even crump a Squiggoth wiv it.
Bad Moon Mekboyz spend minnitz workin' on just one Choppa an dey put up to a million gubbinz on it to produce the finest Choppas known to da orkz.
Choppaz is lots more choppy than 'umie sticks and lots more 'ard, too. Anything a 'umie can chop, a boy with a Choppa can chop betta. I's bettin' all my teef that a Choppa could take down a Titan wit' no problem.
Wanna know why dem Beaky Boyz can't evah beat Orks in battle? Dat's right, cuz dey's scared of Choppaz. Even at Armor-geddum, da 'umies shot da boyz wiv Choppas first. Dat's coz Choppaz 'ave loads uv choppy and dey know it.
So wot, you sez? I'll tell you wot, ya stupid git. Choppas is da most choppy dere evah was, an' we need real wunz, not dese puny fings. 'ere'z wot dey need:
More Choppy Iron Gobz More Choppy Choppy Spikez Fixa Grot Red paint Stikkbomb Chucka Choppier Klaw More Choppy Bolt-on Burna Bolt-on Rokkit Launcha Turbo Boosta Big Grabba Bolt-on Big Choppy More Choppy Stick Squig WAAAGH Beer WAAAAAAGH
Now dat's wot I call a Choppa.
Da short uv it is, Sluggas need more choppy.
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>>49613863
> A thread was knocked off the board so OP could post this shit
Fuck you.
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