Stat me, /tg/!

>>49588654
THICK 10

That's your only stat.

>>49589042

Is there any other stat required?

>>49589068
>not thicc

Apparently you've a few too many in INT.

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>>49589124

>>49588654
249lbs

>>49588654
I don't some sort of keg throwing barbarian?

She throws exploding red barrels at her enemies and kegs full of health juice at her allies.

She like a one-woman artillery piece.

>>49588654
Fat

>>49588654

Marriage candidate/10

>>49588654
Size: Your mother

>>49588654
Thiccness: 20

>>49588654
My waifu 4 laifu/10

>>49588654
That's inspired by that korean MMO right? Blade and soul, was it?

It looks like a female version of whatever the big guy class is in it.

...

Quick google search tells me it's called Destroyer, and as I expected, the female version is indeed tiny.

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>>49592392
A tragedy

>>49592487
I wouldn't say that, I just think having many body types on both the male and female sides is nice.

I kinda liked how the Bloodline Champions female blood priest was just as much of a bloated lardass as the male one, for example.

Plus it just kinda makes sense that if the guys of a class are bulky, the women would be bulkier than average as well, instead of looking like an entirely different thing.

>>49592535

As interesting as sexual dimorphism can be, I am a little tired of the whole "males don't even look human, but females look like models with weird ears or whatever" schtick. Just seems like a cop-out.

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>>49588654
Hat: 1.
Sense of shame: 0.

>>49592928
>males don't even look human, but females look like models with weird ears or whatever
>Oglaf.cavepainting

>>49588654
I remember seeing this image set. Apparently she can change her mass to increase her strength. She's normally skinny as a rail.

>>49588654
Fatso carrying a giant candy piece.

>>49597105
Chunk of marble column. cake

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Stat me /tg/

>>49602047
Spell Duration: 20 Minutes

>>49602047
Nothing Wrong: Did

>>49602263
;_;

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>>49588654
ST: 25
DX: 11
IQ: 10
HT: 14

SM: 1
Race: Titanblooded

Titan Tough [DR 30, Tough Skin]
Lifting ST 10 [Super-Lifting Enhancement, Costs FP]

>>49603115
What system?

>>49603302
Seems like some variation of GURPS.

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>its another people mistake being fat as thick episode

>>49603554
I don't know, she seems like she's somewhere in the middle.

I'd hit it

>>49603677
roll for damage

>>49589042
*thicc af/10