Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1107: Stupid Sexy Shota Seeks SolitudeEdition

>>49572754
Maybe you should buy fewer charisma perks if you don't want to be treated like Negi Springfield in a doujin.

Or, considering Haruna, like his copies are treated normally. Magical copies with 20+ cm tongues imply implications.

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Have you ever put the world at stake in a situation where there were none to begin with?

>>49572696
Anomalous Physiology and Agitation Field would be a rather potent fuck you to people trying to kill me, would that be enough to stop the foundation from successfully killing me?

Follow up, how pissed would the foundation be if they had to watch helplessly from the other side of my warehouse portal as I posted their secrets on the internet.

>>49572754
You took the harem perks and now you have to live with them.

>>49572798
They'd start by trying to kill you, but exactly how hard they tried would depend on exactly what secrets you posted.

>>49572798
What internet? They've got contingency options that involve resetting the entire planet and repopulating it with a flash-cloned humanity; bringing down the internet to thwart you wouldn't even rate a Tuesday.

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>>49572754
Aw shit I was going to do a So Rumpus Really Does Scare the Hulk Edition to nod at this guy >>49572666.

>>49572778
Pic Related. I took Ḑ̸͢͡a̶̛̕r̀͝͏͢͡k̴̸͢͞e͞͠͝r̴̨҉,̸҉̷ ̢͜͟Ỳ͏ȩ͝͏t͏̕͢ ͜͢Ḑ̶̶̕͡a̴̶͡r͏̵̨͡ķ͜͞e̴̛͜͞r̨̛͟͡ ͝͏̨͘͢Ś̴͘͜͝ţ̨҉í̕͞l̴̀͘͏l̷̨͘.̵̵̧̛͢ even when the plot just turns out Neutral or Pacifist usually. By the end of it all the world had fragmented so hard that the barrier broke and I could hack the space me and Gaster were in because so much of space was fractured code at that point. Frisk hit me the after a RESET and we didn't 'speak' for a long time thereafter. How the fuck Frisk knew it was my fault I have no fucking clue.

>>49572798
It's a damn good combo and... acutally give me a second.

>>49572837
Determination. And possibly De-termination.

>>49572778
What? No, I've never turned comfy slice of life settings into dark and depressing mecha battles against alien hordes just because I'm tired of the Mu-Luv jump being in limbo. What a silly thing to suggest.

>>49572798
Agitation Field + Machine Gun would be a pleasant gift to the Death Eaters in Harry Potter.

>>49572869
Given that this thread is stupid sexy shota, I think it belongs to slaanesh.

>>49572869
You claimed the CYOA general, too. Is Nurgle swallowing up all the CYOAs?

>>49572778
...I may or may not have rampaged as a kaiju in the Youtube jump, causing mass terror and nearly starting World War 3 in the process.

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Gift of the Twilight Imperium (Negima) + Dog Talisman + Horse Talisman + Magic Must Defeat Magic (Jackie Chan Adventures) + Agitation Field + Anomalous Physiology (SCP Foundation) + (Heavy Machine Gun) + Infinite Ammo (Devil May Cry) + Enchanted Ammo (Darkstalkers) = How's this for an anti-mage?

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So if I pick up Amazo's Backup Memory can I use it to create a giant mecha with plot armor?

>>49572798
Really depends on what you take as canon, but you're almost certainly going to get laughed at. The Foundation has fucktons of experience suppressing information from getting out, because there's quite a few things making the rounds that would end the world if knowledge of them became public. By the time you're finished typing out your post you'd be banned for posting CP on every single major forum of the world, even the ones you didn't have accounts for previously.

>>49572798
I should be able to power my Ar Tonelico Tower with the souls of small children without being call an evil boss. That's all I'm saying.

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Why havent you thanked your healer today

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Okay, so. Things I am currently missing

>drop in 200
>hobbyist 200
>scientist 400

>drop in 400 item
>support 200 item

>even more drawbacks

So close to being done with this. Does anyone have any suggestions for my missing perks/items?

Also, if you're wondering whats with all the *'s, its mostly because I dont want to forget what each perk does, but I also dont feel like actually writing a description for it yet.

How badly would the Asari from Mass Effect react if you suddenly showed up with a more technologically advanced fleet?

I've got it stuck in my head that if they couldn't get that race to join the council the existential fear might drive them to war, or at least convincing the other races that you're up to no good and need to be stopped

>>49572934
Good against mages, bad against anyone who has anti-magic of their own. I imagine many of the cannier wizards would have that just for emergencies. There's a perk in MtA that protects you from anti-magic, though, you should get that.

>>49572934
Dog Talisman is really not that great. It's been shown to be able to be pierced with sufficient firepower. Shendu got a huge hole blown in his chest by a laser canon and had to heal it with the Horse.

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>>49572948
I am the healer, anon.

I would subscribe to that magazine in a heartbeat.

>>49572968
Nah, it wasn't a laser, it was his own Dragon talisman. Scruffy the Noble Dog was fine against laser blasts, though, so it's probably a "magic must defeat magic" thing.

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>>49572869
>>49572972

Fuck of Nurgle
This is Daughteru territory

>>49572951
>How badly would the Asari from Mass Effect react if you suddenly showed up with a more technologically advanced fleet?
So long as you don't immediately start devour worlds: not at all.

It's your story, so tell it how you want, but that just doesn't make any sense to me.

>>49572937
Probably not. Plot armor is usually a fiat perk rather than something granted by an actual power. If you had a probability manipulation perk, though, then you could make a plot-armored mecha.

>>49572968
Dog Talisman does fuck all for Shendu since very little would be considered fatal damage for him. . . and considering the other perks in that combo the same problem would present itself to the jumper.

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>>49572972
Stupid Sexy Shota Seeks Slaanesh

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>>49572993
New picture for the snek-alien Daughteru Empire!

>>49573012
...what is that puddle of goop behind the snek-alien daughteru? And why is she holding the scientist's labcoat?!

>>49573012
Did you ever figure out who made these pics?

Also, what the hell is that stuff on the floor there?
Looks like… is that a shit?

>>49573005
Hm. I suppose that's true. Maybe something in conjunction with Ensoul, some magitek perks, and Scarlet Destiny...

The main characters' plot armored super robots aren't going to build themselves!

>>49572951
They'll react the same way any polity would to a larger, more powerful nation appearing: Be polite and friendly, try to establish trading partnerships so they can both tie you to them through economics and potentially gain access to your technology, hope they can convince you to abide by their treaties on arms limitations, and if they think they can get away with it send espionage teams to steal from and undermine you. They're not just going to declare war just because you could possibly be a threat at some point, that's the Turians' thing.

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>>49573012
Fuck yeah!

>>49573029
I'm trying not to wonder too hard about it

>>49572993
Chaos is the way and the light. Can't you see that waifus only lead to weakness? Only by the eightfold path shall you know true power and freedom.

>>49573041
Will they let me straight on the council though?
No taxation with out representation!

>>49572939
And that is when I change the IP address on my fiat powered internet connection and continue posting.

If a perk gives things you create absolute loyalty to you, should it continue to the things the things you create create?

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>>49573030
Yes! I did! It's from Hushabye. Have a link.
http://hushabyevalley.tumblr.com/

There's not a ton of new stuff posted, but I keep an eye on it.

>>49573029
Look, don't think about it too hard. The artist clearly is into some /dark/ stuff. But most likely snek-alien dissolved the lady scientist who was fooling around with her in earlier pictures.

>>49572984
Point is it's not anywhere near as absolute. It's useful for no selling lots of low damage, but it's not going to make you anywhere near unkillable.
>>49573007
Dog Talisman is just flat near invulnerability below its threshold of damage. You still get pain and can be knocked unconscious but aren't truly injured. There's nothing about it only kicking in for mortal wounds.

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>>49573059
You will know no taxes if you succumb to the power of chaos anon

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>>49573055
I said daughterus you chaos cuck

>>49573059
Probably not until you've been around long enough to become an established player in galactic politics. But really, you shouldn't want a Council seat. You're the 800 pound gorilla here, they should be asking you for a seat on your council.

>>49573030
It looks like some sort of liquid, but there appears to be things sticking out of it? Maybe it's her shed skin? Her tail does seem to be longer then the last time we saw it. Or could it be the scientist's melted remains, and the lab coat is all that's left of her. BAD END.

>>49573070
Not necessarily no. The things you make don't have that perk.

>>49573077
Glad someone who knows more about the series finally gives some actual info on it. Far as Stupid Dog seems to be concerned, any questions posted here never existed, so thanks for the explanation.

>>49573081
But that scientist is waifuing the snek. . .

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>>49573081
All is all is equal in it's frivolity when compared to the might of chaos

>>49573100
You fool, everyone is Nurgle's sonus and daughterus.

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>>49573097
That scientist is conducting a very critical cultural exchange program with the unknown thing from the stars. Very scientific.

>>49573066
Do you have any defenses against a billiard or two suddenly appearing in your brain?

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>>49572959
Anti-Magic is covered as a supernatrual effect that Agitation Field shuts down.

>>49572968
It was a blast from the Dragon that did that, as >>49572984 said.

>>49573012
I don't have to but I'm gonna. What is happening in this picture? Did the scientist get eaten/assimilated?
Grey goo snek-girl?

An explanation of what happens in the combo will follow now:

Gift of the Twilight Imperium (Negima) this is one of if not the premiere anti-magic perks in Jumpchain + Dog Talisman fatal wounds won't kill you lots of energy + Horse Talisman regeneration is awesome + Magic Must Defeat Magic (Jackie Chan Adventures) make the above unaffected by magic + Agitation Field all but my supernatural shit shuts down field, no exceptions + Anomalous Physiology (SCP Foundation) for tanking blows like a boss + (Heavy Machine Gun) needs more dakka but even my gear is effected by Agitation Field however... + Infinite Ammo (Devil May Cry) this is a perk effect and thus part of me + Enchanted Ammo (Darkstalkers) as is this which makes it so I have infinite magic bullets now mundane shit don't stop these bullets cause Magic Must Defeat Magic.

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>>49573109
>not worshipping the Emperor

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>>49573128
I counter with Cover Equals Concealment from Black Lagoon. Then I ride the door in and make this a solid melee fight.

I just had a really bad idea for the upcoming Ultimate Spiderman Jump. . .

>Import yandere waifu as Symbiote
>She plants fragments of herself on any other female I make contact with
>Yandere symbiote hoard appears after the fragments have time to grow into full symbiotes

>There is no escape, Jumper belongs to the swarm. . .

>>49573121
Isn't that like an average Wednesday for a jumper thought?

>"Who put this billiard in my brain? I'm pretty sure it wasn't me. Aghrkolek the World-Eater, did you put this billiard here? Was this yours?"

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>>49573148
>Worshipping a corpse

>>49572949
Hobbyist getting a perk that keeps all collectibles mint condition.

>>49573121
Yes actually I got them from the SCP jump itself, but that is irreverent since I am doing this from within my force wall protected warehouse.

>>49573128
>Anti-Magic is covered as a supernatrual effect that Agitation Field shuts down.
Agitation Field isn't immediate, though. Fast, but not instant. You need a defense in case something can negate your defenses faster than you can negate it.

>>49573175
So few people realize the utility of Network Connection combined with Force Wall.

>>49572947
And here's a sham that would leave the original creators of the towers ashamed. Good doing, you just proved yourself as more horrible than the Tenmon and the Necrofamilies combined.

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what are the best jumps for becoming an A.I. or robot? not just the ridiculously human ones, the super smart kind.

>>49573201
I once considered doing a shut in chain based on that combo, puppet mastering the world through the internet and working more blunt goals through companions.

>>49573175
They managed to stop Tupac, what makes you think they can't stop you?

>>49573201
Local Net + Force Wall + Omega-level Technopathy basically gives you absolute control over everything connected to the Internet and nobody can do anything about it.

>>49573210
Code Lyoko, technically. One of the backgrounds gives you a choice between being a true A.I. or the child of Franz "Fuck you I invented quantum computing and a time loop thing in the 80s powered by a nuclear reactor somehow" Hopper. You could probably gain lots of smarts there too.

>>49573210
Go AI in Code Lyoko and then build a nanomachine super super computer with jumper Science! to link up with.
Congrats you are now the singularity.

>>49573223
Because I am using a fiat internet connection with a constantly changing IP from within a conceptually defended pocket dimension?

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>>49573151
Nice one. This is fun!
Weapon Magic x 2 (Undertale) + Caliburn, Sword of Kings (Anima: Beyond Fantasy) + Wireless Interface (Storm Hawks)
Melee's good too.

>>49573184
Gift of the Twilight Imperium can negate most forms of anti-magic, but if that isn't enough I could also add Unmagic (Circle of Magic) or my own Anti-Magic Field (D&D) to just void the anti-magic. We could also lock up in a Counter Spelling duel.

>>49573240
Tupac did the same thing from inside a CD and without an internet connection.

>>49573204
You people and your energy crisis... but when someone comes along with a viable solution the questions begin.

"How does it work?"
"What did you say?"
"Why would you do that?"
"Oh god, why would you do that?"

Never a thank you for allowing those Reyvitails to pump out Songs at 300% power.

The children weren't using those souls you know. I'm not a monster.

>>49573210
Polity.

>>49573226
Still can't believe how unbelievably broken it si that Technopathy gets to work over wifi/internet at Beta level. It's not even the Omega level upgrade, you can just basically control any technology in any modern city, town or any sort of population centre.

>>49573210
Symbiote. The titular symbiotes are some sort of bio-nanotech colony designed to run off of specialized "bioprocessors" embedded in their hosts' bone marrow, but they can adapt to any information substrate. Combined with their ability to nanoassemble anything they can comprehend (such as quantum computers), that makes them able to turn themselves into incredibly powerful AI. They can augment their hosts to have the same capabilities, though if you don't think you can convince your symbiote to do so (it wouldn't be hard, though, they can have their own goals but instinctively want to aid the host) there's an origin that makes you the symbiote and your head-companion the human, who suffered brain damage and so you're the one piloting the body until such time as you can heal them. And one of the perks explicitly gives you the designs to the super-powerful quantum computer nodes, though if you hang around long enough you'll get the blueprints for them anyway once symbiote technology gets disseminated throughout the world.

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>>49572539
...you mean with the T-Phobos virus?

>>49570761
(Soul Eater) #28
-Background: Witch (800CP) -All female with magic, huh? Count me in! Going with a Koi Fish theme. Empowerment!
-The Face (Free) -Maximum disgust engaged. I'll have a use for this face somewhere. I'm sure I will.
-Ripper (700CP) -Unorthodox combat pattern, more agility, and blade fingers? Awwww yes.
-Portal Manifestation (Free) -I... what? NOPE. NOT USING IT. CAN'T PAY ME ENOUGH.
-Levitation (600CP) (Discount) -I can flyyyyy! Time to grab a broom and go surfing or something.
-Soul Perception (400CP) -I get to see SOULS. Along with prior analysis/perception perks, I'm gonna know everything.
-Magic Manipulation (Free) -NOW WE'RE TALKING. That additional 'oomph' is going to really be a boon for me.
-Uplift (0CP) (Discount) -Wait. So no more corruptive influence, MORE power, and gadget creation? That's AWESOME.
-Pointy Witch Hat (Free) -Awwwww yes, we're going to be STYLISH now. Koi Fish Witch reporting in!
-Animal Familiar (Free) -My Koi Fish of the seeeaaaas!
Dice Rolls: The Moon, 15 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

>mfw I'm on the moon
>THE MOON
>IT'S IN THE ATMOSPHERE BUT IT'S STILL THE MOON
>AND I VISIBLY SEE SOULS NOW
>and for some reason I wiggle my butt to teleport?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. FUCK THIS PLACE, FUCK ITS MECHANICS, FUCK EVERYTHING. ...I mean I at least have little finger claws and some kickass magic but WHY. What is even the deal here?! ...I can at least go running around surfing on a broom and being an adorable little shit. Maybe try to be a nice witchsmith.

>>49573210
I'm pretty sure Portal has one.

>>49573083
What about the fact that I make extensive use of artificial intelligences?

>>49573303
Have fun with Asura, Eibon, Noah, and Arachne!

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>>49573303
>Koi Fish Witch.
That is officially the cutest thing ever after these rabbit jelly beans.

Have fun butt teleporting off the moon... while it laughs at you.

>>49573320
Well, they're going to be very frightened, but so long as you can keep the AI under control they'll still be willing to play ball. AI aren't illegal in Citadel space, just very heavily regulated.

>>49573303
>a witch
Have fun being hunted by the servants of Death himself! Oh, and yes, he'll be hunting you even as a nice witch. You might "only" be imprisoned, but believe me you will not get off easy unless you manage to get the main cast to back you up, and even that's a maybe, considering he was going to have that little girl witch executed if I remember right.

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>>49573326
Fuuuuuuuuuuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

>>49573345
I figured it fit, all things considered. Constantly wanting to improve, wanting to become something more... the Koi Fish legend of becoming a dragon was a perfect shoe-in. Plus I really like Koi fish. They're neat looking. So I will gladly take the theme for it.

>>49573303
(Worm) #29
-Background: Rogue (900CP) -I'm just gonna stay out of the way. Yes.
-Outside Context Problem (Free) -This will help me out.
-Munchkin (800CP) -I could USE this. Oh yes.
-Opportunist (Free) -Awareness is key, because being aware means being alert.
-Leave Me Alone (Free) -This will help me considerably.
-Enlightened Self-Interest (500CP) (Discount) -Oh my word this is GORGEOUS. My plans helping others is good.
-Funds (Free) -Some extra money never hurts.
-Costume (Free) -Not sure why I'd do this, but okay.
-Little Black Book (Free) -USEFUL. VERY USEFUL.
-Lair (400CP) -A little base separate from my Warehouse base, just to ensure a second line of defense.
-Business (Free) -...fuck I'll figure this out later.
-Tinker-Tech Cache (Free) -Everything I need to get to work on efficiency.
-Parahuman Power: Tinker/Miniaturization and Efficiency (0CP) -And in buying this, my last name is officially Hamada.
Dice Rolls: Africa, 22 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

>Worm at 29
>I have to buy the shard I want because the dice fucking hate me
>I'm in Africa of all places
>oh gods oh gods what the fuck do I do
>I NEED TO HIDE, OR RUN, OR SOMETHING
>I SHALL DO BOTH
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
I'm pretty sure the Benefactor is laughing at me.

>>49573418
How long do you even spend on these jumps? Really does seem like you spend no longer then just what it takes to make the build, yell in all caps a bit but never write what you actually do or how you solve the problems you exclaim about, then move on to the next jump. Isn't that a really empty way of doing this if you pay so little attention to stuff?

Just seems really mechanical and cold to do so little in each jump beyond noting what you can buy with cp.

>>49573450
Well, where's your writefagging?

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>>49573238
>>49573239
>>49573260
>>49573297

thanks. these look like what I'm looking for.

>>49573308
how right you are. you get a cake...it's over there...by the turrets...go get it. it won't kill you, i promise.

>>49573462
So I can't give any sort of feedback or critique or even discussion/questions without extensive writefagging on my own? Please try to be less defensive anon, it's not very appealing.

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>>49573450
Well barely anyone pays attention anyway, so...

But if we have to be honest, Soul Eater the main gig really is what >>49573415 said. Go to the MCs, seriously try to convince them, and try to be friends while avoiding the shit out of Death City, because golly any city that has 'Death' in it sounds like a city I want to avoid. Even if the moon is worse, for me that place is just as bad. And seeing as that's often considered 'cowardly' as I'm not trying to rush in and kick the BBEG's teeth in, there's no real point TO explain that.

Worm... we have had entire threads. Entire. Threads. Where people talk about Scion, or what's the best Worm shard, or how to kill the Endbringers, etc. That's old hat. That's been done to death like Fate and SMT and all kinds of things. Yes I'm doing something different like avoiding the bloody plot and staying far away from Endbringers, but do you really want to hear four posts about how I'm a little bitch? Does it sound like fun to hear me talk about how I'm a coward this early in the game?

I imagine it isn't.

There will be plenty of writefagging soon enough, but in places where I'm trying to keep a low profile I imagine the interest in people wanting to hear about that is shit.

>>49573480
It's not defensive, I'm legitimately curious where your writing is at. I want to read it.

>>49573488
Well, the only reason I've even posted is that it's not just these two jumps that are like this. Your whole new chain has been like this and I'm really confused as to why. Even your very first few jumps got basically no depth at all barring once people asked specifically about them.

>>49573505
Haven't done much at all I'm afraid. None of my chains seem to last past 4 or 5 jumps before i get frustrated for some reason or another.

>>49573418
You seem to be confronting a lot of mid to late chain enemies early on. Dracula at the height of his power? Asura? The Endbringers? What's next, are you going to land in one of the SMT worlds? ...oh, that would be terrible. Imagine having to confront the forces of Law and Chaos, the Bels, or Polaris before you even reach the 50th jump. Those would be chain enders, because you HAVE to confront the big players in all three jumps in order to survive.

>>49573515
I'm still interested. Post a link or perhaps just a snippet of your writing. I'm intensely curiously about your writing now.

>>49573534
Not sure you understood me. When I said I haven't done much at all and that my chains don't last, I mean I delete my chains most of the time before they get to jump 6. Since I write the stories in the same word document (Yes I know I'm basic at this) they go too...

I'd be fine showing you if I had any and I guess I could try to start a new chain and do some now. Don't really have any ideas for one that I haven't done a lot already, you have any suggestions?

>>49573519
>What's next, are you going to land in one of the SMT worlds?
...please no. I really do not want to see myself die to that kind of torment. If I confronted the SMT worlds that early I think I would have to very specifically avoid the higher drawbacks out of fear of being mega-death'd. ...the sad thing is you're actually close to what would happen. Jump 50 is when things start tumbling down and demonhood is put upon Red with a very sick twist. Anyone who's paid attention to something other than the screaming should actually start seeing the pattern outside of the occasional vacation.

>>49573515
Again, I don't think anyone wants to hear about how I just run away all the time, that gets just as boring. I'm not going to write out massive novels for each jump, and I'm mainly posting these builds just because I know there's some people who wished they could see more builds. But verbose variations of "and then I ran like a bitch" is just as bad as trying to wank that I somehow beat the BBEG single-handedly. Hell, even Castlevania there's a high chance the plan was "grind and have the Belmonts take the brunt". So if you want me to be verbose about running away and posting the same story a bunch, I guess I could try?

>>49573565
You can say that but isn't pretty much all the blurbs you write just some variation of 'I'M SO SCREWED', 'FUCK' or something else related to how dead you are? Seems a bit weird that you constantly say that sort of stuff when you plan to lay low and run away anyway?

Not like I'm asking for a novel per jump, just a little more then the usual empty exclamations. Do you do anything interesting in each jump at all? Meet anyone interesting? Make anything interesting? The impression I get so far is that you just sit in a hole somewhere shivering in fear, which seems a bit silly with all the worlds you now have to explore and all the things you can now do. Isn't magic meant to be this passion of yours?

>>49573418
Maybe I'm misremembering, but I could have sworn it was a carp that turned into a dragon, not a Koi fish.

>>49573565
Madness, mental instability, keeping you off your good foot, physiological warfare all are in evidence. someone is doing a water treatment to you. making you unsure if you're drowning or just making it out. Also the way that your choices are getting you closer to the ideal woman you wish to be but also turning you towards some seriously ill magics/soul craft/etc... am I close?

>>49573586
Can you stop harassing Red? Don't you have anything better to do than vent your issues?

>>49573554
>Deleting past work.
This is never a good idea. Past failures can often lend inspiration for future endeavors

>Start a new chain.
Yes, please do. I would love to see more builds and writing.

>Suggestions?
A bodybuilder and a Mawile set out to prove strength really can solve every problem.

A forgetful mage stumbles into Jump Chain. Can only remember three chains back and often forgets about powers he has, accidently setting them off on occasion.

A paint salesman is offered the chance to paint his way across the multiverse. If only he wasn't colorblind.

Three men from Marvel with the ability to turn red, white, and blue respectively, head out to make America great again. Every America.

>>49573598
Koi are carp, anon. They're just ones that have been bred for their shiny scales.

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>>49573598
And Koi fish are actually a breed of carp. Hell, Koi means 'carp' in japanese, so it kind of fits.

>>49573613
...only... partially. Like there's a bit, but not the patterns I meant.

>>49573614
Well okay, the thing is on one hand he does have a point. It's a bit of a rote with the recent jumps. Not ALL the jumps, but the recent jumps. I should actually find other little details to bring up. I disagree with the amount of detail for each and every one, but he does still have a point and I should include some variation.

>>49573565
The biggest thing is that, early on at least, SMT was pretty much a cosmic horror story. Every victory against Law and Chaos was fleeting, at best, and utterly pointless at worst. SMT 1's Hero defeats Law and Chaos in order to create a new nation where people can live in peace, only for him to die in a "landslide" (yeah, bullshit, you'll see why) and Law takes over (suspicious timing) anyway. SMT 2 ends with countless people dead, and even though YHVH is killed he eventually comes back and sentences Aleph to an eternal torment the likes of which have never been seen before. Hell, Nocturne reveals that the Great Will is creating and destroying countless universes in order to finally find a way to erase free will for good, and it ends with the Demifiend destroying the multiverse and allowing Chaos to finally wage war against Law directly. No happy (or at least bittersweet) Neutral ending here, folks! Of course, this changed and eventually SMT became known as the series where humans could punch out gods, but the point still stands that SMT was once an even bleaker place then we know see it as.

>>49573614
Was wondering how long until someone got defensive. Asking questions and talking about things is not harassment. Please grow up a little. I've not been rude at any point. Return the favour.

>>49573622
Heh. Okay, I'll try to start on a jump or two over my work shift with some of those ideas in mind. Don't have much confidence in my writing but hopefully I'll have a few paragraphs to share with you when I'm done.

I only delete them because looking at my failures just makes me upset rather then giving inspiration

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>>49573565
>>49573643

>>49573624
>>49573640
Oh. Well, I feel kind of silly!

>>49573658
Are you sure about that?

>>49573651
>Spoiler
Failures are still proof you have tried. The fat man who jogs slowly still laps every single person on the couch.

>>49573659
It's fine, it's not something I expect everyone to know anyway. I only found out because I googled the types of carp that are around and found that.

>>49573643
...and this is why I am afraid of what might happen if the new chain goes there. That's the kind of shenanigans that could really screw a person up. Can you imagine the mindset of someone who realized they couldn't do fuck all to stop it?

>>49573643
Shit, that know at the end is supposed to be now.

>>49573658
Damn it man, spoilers! I feel like Final/Apocalypse kind of shat on the lore of the series. I don't even care about the happy ending, it's just...Lucifer isn't part of Satan, and neither are the Archangels. Satan is God's servant, who only rebels because of his human half in the Law ending of 2. The Great Will IS YHVH, and it's also evil, as seen in Nocturne. Also, why the hell can only humans kill gods and demons? Why is Dagda so powerful? Seriously, it's just...it's stupid.

So, Jumper, have you ever been involved in cannibalism?

>>49573697
Young new writers took over from the older people who started the series, proceeded to miss the entire point.

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What perks would allow me to isolate and interact with a person/a group of people in frozen time?

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>>49573665
Well look at Satan

>>49573697
I'm going to hazard a guess and say
SMT not that connected outside of asset reusage

>>49573700
As of the Mortal Hero gauntlet, yes.
Oh Lintha blood, how I do love and loathe thee.

>>49573700
Does it still count as cannibalism if they've modified their body so much they're arguably not human anymore? Because I plan on getting in on Toriko's "make the final boss of the series the meat dish of my menu" thing. I enjoy the audacity of declaring Acacia to be not some horrible devourer of worlds but just a meal to be shared with friends.

>>49573700
Is it still cannibalism if you aren't the same species anymore? Because I'm sure several dinosaur jumpers would like to know.

>>49573727
Are you sure that's Satan?

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>>49572774
Dammit, it's only because of that Beauty is Power or was it the other way around it's been a while perk from Akame ga Kill! It's fine as long as long as I'm powerful enough to sustain the mystic manifolds of magical Boring and Horrifying that veil me! Which I'm not always but I'm trying. Really hard.

>>49572778
I made Detroit even more crime-ridden, demolished large parts of it under a giant man's footsteps and sent the CIA a lot of confusing ultimatums in the name of memes.

In all fairness, the end result was being able to gradually reform the League of Shadows and a net reduction in US crime. Because lots of it was stepped on by a big guy.

>>49572948
Good question.

Why has nobody thanked me. Like, properly.

I even threw in some free angel wings and halos but NO, it's always terrified awe or awe-struck terror with those guys. Seriously, a simple "thank you" would've sufficed, guys. Don't make this weird. Unless it's part of the plan. In which case, be a specific kind of weird that furthers my design.

>>49573012
Also, I will never not be slightly creeped out by whatever those things are.

My inner herpetology autist thinks those are axolotl daughterus and my inner hypochondriac is screaming those are parasitic nematode daughterus

>>49573109
>>49573100
Y'all are even grosser though. Good luck, I'm behind thousands of Cadian pylons.

>>49573152
And THIS tops both for being a horrifying, horrifying idea.

>>49573223
They didn't stop Tupac, though

"Tupac" just blackmailed them into doing what he wanted anyway

>>49572947
The Foundation's done things like that a few times actually. As long as it's reliable and efficient you could get a cushy job there.

>>49573519
What? No, you don't. You can just duck out somewhere and let Asura/Taylor/Abel/Bunnyboi/Serph and Sera/Hero get on with things unless you take an assload of drawbacks.

>>49573754
Well its either that or the Satan with like 3 pairs of boobs, your choice

>>49573754
Yeah, it's the Divel in disguise.

>>49573721
Lunar Dial from Touhou might work.
>>49573700
Yes, Alice ended up biting off one of my fingers after she got Boosted Demonic infusion and I got 1000CP Dormant Power- Boosted Demonic Fusion in SMT, because apparently being literally me is an excuse to invade my personal space.
>>49573754
Well it's either Satan or the Beast of Revelation.

>>49573755
You kind of do. SMT has YHVH flood the entire world, forcing people to flee into the Grand Cathedral AKA the final battleground between Law, Chaos, and the Hero and Heroine. In DeSu 1, you can't leave the Lockdown and by the 7th day big name demons are attacking random people (as seen with that soldier guy fighting off a few in some of the endings). DeSu 2 has Polaris delete the world by the final day. You have to go with the MCs as the barrier has fallen and the world is going to be deleted. That's why they left, everyone else was already dead. And DDS has the Junkyard get deleted, while part 2 will have God/Brahma delete the Earth. So no, unless you go to the Warehouse you're going to confront the big players.

>>49573781
*1000CP Tribrid. Because I am a hypocrite, and I needed the power for World of Law.

>>49573790
Still, calling them chain-enders is a pretty hilarious exaggeration. Take 1000 cp Tribrid or Dormant Power with Chosen+Demonic Fusion and you're pretty much the strongest thing in SMT1 that isn't YHVH or Lucifer.

Bels and Whistles and Sword of Polaris also make you one of the main players in their jumps. Even without them, you can just level grind.

>>49573813
Because at its core it's a CYOA thread. If you want to argue that CYOAs are the same as quests be my guest, but that's what it is.

>>49573813
Because it's more of a game than a quest? There's rarely a consistent story; and if there is, the thread usually has little say in it. It's mainly a repository for independent updates and stories, as well as occasional criticism for both.

>>49572948
I am the healer, I'm pretty sure I'm the only actual healer, the closest the others come is Biomancers with a highschool understanding of biology. I do have a doctor(Chief Medical Advisor technically), but she mostly work in the bio-engineering department.

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>>49573813
Ahem well...
Choose Your Own Adventure started as a series of children's gamebooks where each story is written from a second-person point of view, with the reader assuming the role of the protagonist and making choices that determine the main character's actions and the plot's outcome. The series was based upon a concept created by Edward Packard and originally published by Constance Cappel's and R. A. Montgomery's Vermont Crossroads Press as the "Adventures of You" series, starting with Packard's Sugarcane Island in 1976.
This is the origin of the CYOA format which we use along with a vaguely structured system to tell our own single player adventures, usually to each other over the board but I myself have shown my writefagging to a friend IRL as well. It is A) a game that is Tridtional because of it's roots mid-1970's and B) cool to have on /TG. It is not a quest thread for a single reason, we don't centrealize on anyone of our stories and thus this is basically our spot to exchange stories about the game we play, which /TG is well known for, and also get in touch with the Creators of Content who happen to post on board. So, yeah not a quest thread.

>>49573836
Not...really? You do realize that game logic doesn't apply in those worlds, right? And that SMTAnon even confirmed that you can still get your ass beat if people gang up on you, which they will. Also, both of those perks come with drawbacks in which the even bigger players want you dead. Good luck fighting the Bels early on, even better luck with Polaris. Plus, do you even realize the amount of save scumming needed for those games? Something you don't have access to? I think you gravely underestimate the danger you're in.

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>>49573643
Don't forget Strange Journey, where if you DON'T decide to create a barbaric hellhole or a 24/7 live concert of Zelenin's Greatest Hits you're still stuck with a planet's that ecologically screwed, without any real certainty of whether you can fix it or not!

And why stop there? Sure, DDS has a mostly happy ending but getting there really highlights how low people can sink even WITHOUT making demonic pacts, and the local representative of YHVH is an utterly incomprehensible mind screw of a spaceship-head. Even if you can pull a win in SMT 4 there's little motifs that highlight how futile everything is: The White, the Ancient of Days-and IIRC I think it's implied Sanat MIGHT be the previous world's version of Demifiend after becoming a true demon. Who by now has absolutely no humanity within him. And from what I've seen of the translated playthrough, Apocalypse's message is that the White kind of had a point in the sense that you gotta do something drastic to meaningfully influence the eternal war.

I'll concede that both Devil Survivor games are basically higher stakes Persona games, though.

>>49573697
I'm still not sure what to make of it all, to be honest. On a meta level I have NO expectation that what Nanashi apparently does in the Anarchy ending is going to stick, though. Or they'll just make Bonds the canon end for the next SMT game just like how apparently Neutral route was apparently the canon end for SMT 4

It'd help if I could just handwave it all as specific weirdness inherent in YHVH, Lucifer etc. in the SMT 4 iteration of universes but given the talk about permanently replacing YHVH I don't think that's gonna pass muster

What I AM wondering is what STEPHEN must be capable of if he's apparently survived from the FIRST game to now, if what I heard about the DLC is correct

>>49573754
Satan goes through a lot of makeovers.

>>49573813
Essentially this is a thread where we built a system from scratch out of cyoas. It's janky and built in a way that inevitably creates mary sues, but it's the same as any other game general.

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>>49573418
(Road to El Dorado) #30
-Background: Aztec Priest (Free) -I absolutely love the aesthetics they can give. Aw yiss.
-Read The Heavens (Free) -Eeeeh... you know, fuck it. I'll go along.
-The Gods Want Blood (900CP) (Discount) -Knowledge of the gods is always important.
-Priestly Magic (600CP) (Discount) -EEEEEEEEEEEE MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC.
-Aesthetic Building (400CP) -Oh. Oh yes. Yes I like.
-Dat Bootyx6 (100CP) -Perfect chest, shapely hips, shapely butt, full thighs, smooth skin, and sculpted muscles. Yiss.
-Book of Priestly Secrets (Free) -Oh this is kind of fun, scholarly stuff!
-Temple of Jumper (0CP) -Rivers, golden buildings, I'm in love with this. A bit of work, but I love it.
Dice Rolls: El Dorado, 25 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

>even more golden stuff
>being an Aztec priest
>holy shit dat BOD I happen to have a kickass bod
>and now the Warehouse is Aztec gold with Orokin Gold
>mfw

Aside from kind of spending time to myself giggling at all the ornate stuff that's around and being OCD about making sure everything is just the right AMOUNT of bling and not too much? I'm probably going to start making waves in the Aztec priesthood. By trying to find different ways to do their sacrifices. Maybe by trying to instill only a small portion of bloodletting and finding some kind of magical way so the life force in the blood does it. I mean yes it's a Dreamworks movie and so they tone it down... but have you seen Aztec rituals? Have you seen the amount of people they go through? Even ignoring if they got some things wrong like with the team gig with sacrificing the losers. You don't sacrifice losers, you sacrifice WINNERS in the Aztec mythology. You don't give your gods second best, that's insulting.

But the point is, use my own magics. Maybe play it up a bit, try to find a more... friendly way to keep it going while not causing everyone to die to a psychotic (and arguably still-realistic) priest who wants to murderize everyone to the gods?

How "good" is Alpha-psyker telekinesis? How does it compare in raw strength, precision, and esoteric abilities compared to the other options available (namely those from X-men, TT, and OPM)?

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>>49573790
Wot?

>flood the entire world

Build a boat. Or hovercraft. Or spaceship. Whatever.

>Desu 1

Amazingly enough plenty of people survived the lockdown without being the kind of people who can punch out Meta-okay, bad example. Without being able to punch out Baldr.

>Desu 2 and DDS

Good points. Fair enough.

>>49573890
Sanat being the Demifiend is based on him having the race Chaos King, which is the same race the Demifiend has with the Masakado Magatama. It's not definitive proof, especially since Demi-Fiend appears in the DLC, but given that they're the only two with the race...

Also, Stephen is apparently stronger then YHVH with level 125 compared to his level 100.

>>49573899
Way more fun to read.

>>49573890
>>49573974
Sanat has a stupid design.

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>>49573974
I was thinking of his title being The Eternal Youth, and the fact he refers to Flyn & co. as the 5th humanity. Implying he's seen several creations and destructions of the universe at YHVH's hands. I guess if Stephen could access the Expanse well enough to get the other Great Will-sponsored individuals he might've plucked him from a time before he became a superdemon

Yeah, that's the part I'm trying to figure out the ramifications of. Like if high-powered humans can do things on par with the greatest demons, or if it's an Undertale-like situation where he's just a dude but he can basically win almost any fight he wants if he tries hard enough. And whether or not he was empowered by the Great Will too, for that matter. But the fact that he apparently doesn't intervene in whichever true ending you go for screams to me that going Anarchy is futile

>>49573240
First off all I'd make sure that you have some means of being immune to memetic hazards. There are images, sounds and phrases in the scp verse that will kill you if you experience them. If you're going to try to push them they will replace everything on the internet with them to kill you. I'd also keep in mind SCP-8900-EX where they managed to cover up the fact that the world was naturally black and white before an scp created colour.

>>49574058
Erm, actually...Sanat is an actual deity, and that's his actual title, the Eternal Youth, because he's actually supposed to look like an incredibly handsome sixteen year old. And the 5th humanity thing might be referring to humans being on the 5th stage of ascension or something, which is another part of his religion.

Apparently, in the Anarchy ending Stephen states that Nanashi will either become something like YHVH or he will become YHVH. The Goddess at his side is supposed to prevent this because supposedly YHVH went crazy due to loneliness, unable to see anyone as his equal, but I doubt that. He does say that a Messiah will rise to fight him, though.

>>49574098
Death Note, Alan Wake, Banjo Ka-whatever, and SCP itself should have some decent starter perks for that.

>>49574117
So now they're positing that Yahweh's breakup with Asherah is why he became a jerk.

>>49574141
I thought Mem Aleph was the ultimate female creator deity counterpart in the SMTverse?

>>49574058
>>49574117
Okay, so, I just watched the translated Anarchy ending, and...um...so apparently, Stephen really doesn't give a shit, and in fact seems to support your ascension, even warning that a new Messiah might rise to fight you. Speaking of, it seems that the Goddess of Tokyo is the one who sponsors Messiahs in the english version, not the Great Will, and says she will go to another universe. YHVH also makes the same taunt that he does in the Peace ending, proclaiming that humans will one day call out to him again, implying he will return. Also, it's only the SMT IV universe Nanashi controls, as the Goddess will go to another universe to find another Messiah. Ultimately, this means that in the english version, all you did was destroy that universe and temporarily erase YHVH. But there are still other YHVH's in other universes. And the Great Will is not mentioned at all.

God, just ONE THREAD without SMT... is beginning to look like a far-off dream.

So if you do Naruto and take MC-KUN/MC-CHAN do the Truth Seeking Balls respawn after a certain amount of time or are you able to make them? Just looked it up on a wiki and apparently if you lose them then they're gone forever.

>>49574150
Sort of. She and the other Mother Goddesses ruled the old universe, only for YHVH to come and shatter them, destroying the world and allowing Him to reign supreme. Interestingly enough, this actually points to (one of) the old canon(s), where YHVH used to be a minor god who managed to somehow power up through worship until he achieved omnipotence, which he then used to kill everyone and reset the universe with himself as the all powerful Creator God, ala SMT IV Final's Anarchy ending. Only Megami Tensei 2 and Nocturne and the games after it have him as the Great Will or a face of it.

>>49574169
Do you think Scion could take YHVH?

Will Taylor Hebert kill them both in a single epic battle?

Will your liver survive the amount of alcohol you have to drink when you watch endbringers take on the archangels?

>>49574181
>Scion take on YHVH
>Scion take on the being who has an aspect that can casually bust universes
I'd say no.

>>49574194
Yeah, the real question is which one of them would make a better waifu if you turned them into cute girls. Obviously.

>>49574194
Depends on which version of scion. The one we see probably doesn't have a chance. The full fledged entity with all of his billions of shards might have some tricks that'd make it less of an uneven fight. Also given that YHVH was apparently driven mad from loneliness some shards might be able to social fu him (Would be unsure about ptv as it's based on a deterministic universe).

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>>49574181
>>49574194
>>49574220
>>49574231

>>49574181
>Do you think Scion could take YHVH?
No idea. From what I know, this >>49574194 .

For the Archangels vs. Endbringers? Well, assuming the Archangels are comparable to 1000 CP races, the Endbringers have endured far greater than what the AAs can dish out offensively. On the other hand, Worm is greatly lacking in the "faster than a speeding bullet" speedster department, and I'm not entirely sure that the Endbringers can even fight at those speeds.

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Going to bed guys, see ya tomorrow

>>49574241
kekity-kek. As if that image doesn't describe Jumpchain as a whole.

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>>49574194
>>49574181
>>49574220
Never fucking change /jc/. Never fucking change.

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>>49574117
Oh. Learn something new every day.

>>49574180
Doesn't Apocalypse have a kind of chicken-egg thing going on where YHVH IS a facet of the Great Will, but he ALSO pushed around the other gods to become absolute top dog?

I dunno if I like the Goddess of Tokyo idea better or not. On the other hand, it's like Dagda but even worse. On the other hand, it does explain why everything goes down in Tokyio. Is she Burroughs or the little girl who hangs out with Stephen?

According to the artbook's translation the reason why his boss fight has a second form was because the same metaphysical whackness that let him demonise other gods turned HIM into a demon when humanity rejected him. Except for some reason unlike the other gods demonisation made HIM stronger

>dat english-japanese divergence

whelp. Good luck to whoever gets to resolve THAT contradiction for the sequel.

>>49574169
Just be grateful you weren't around for the Naruto/Worm/Type-Moon/Bleach craze. Multiple threads of the same topic, anon. Multiple. Entire. threads.

>>49574269
>Bleach
Really? I'm surprised such a mediocre jump inspired so much discussion. Like I get that some settings are more interesting than their jumps and vice-versa, but still...

>>49574283
Don't ask why it inspired discussion. It's a history lesson you don't want to know.

>>49574269
If Taylor Hebert gets a tailed beast sealed in her stomach, will she take more or less than six months to kill the moon rabbit?

>>49574269
How do you know I wasn't around for those? Maybe my tolerances for /jc/'s shit are just decreasing the further we move along.

Clearly it's not because I'm getting older.

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>>49573899
(Hollywood!) #31
-Background: A-List Actor (900CP) -Forget climbing. I'm gonna be awesome.
-Role: Action Hero (850CP) -COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
-Role: Hollywood Hearthrob (800CP) -Bitch, I'm fabulous!
-Role: Screen Idol (750CP) -Naturally good looking, it's okay to be envious.
-Role: Femme Fatale (700CP) -The mystery. The allure. The otherworldly charm.
-Oscar Worthy (Free) -I will sing an ODE TO HAM.
-Sex Appeal (600CP) (Discount) -Oh come on, you all saw this coming.
-Do Your Own Stunts (400CP) (Discount) -I'm like a built sexy Jackie Chan!
-Would You Like To See Her? (Free) -Oh I'm gonna have fun with this. So much fun.
-Scandal Proof (300CP) (Discount) -I'm a goody-two shoes anyhow! This just makes it more obvious!
-Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball (100CP) -With this, I just may do some voice acting!
-Red Carpet Wardrobe (Free) -It's more clothes! How could I NOT love this?
-Penthouse Keycard (50CP) (Discount) -Never deal with hotel issues again. NEVER.
-Chequebook (0CP) -You know. It just may be useful later on.
Dice Rolls: 17 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

...as a vacation jump technically, there's not a lot to exactly say here. I mean yes I would try to actually make action films with female leads GOOD AGAIN because seriously, why do films like Lara Croft have to be so shiiiiiiiiit, but there's also the important thing of providing an amazon who was curvy and could actually provide those roles instead of leaving them to dainty, super skinny tiny women because apparently Hollywood is afraid of breaking out of a cookie cutter view.

But where my real passion would lie? Voice acting.

Because damn it, if I can't star with Robin Williams in this jump and fulfill my dream childhood, I will consider myself a complete and utter failure as a person.

>>49574296
She'd probably take about the same amount of time as Naruto did. For all that Taylor has a memetic reputation as some uber-scheming badass, she's much closer to a shonen character. Think about it: fiercely loyal to her friends to a borderline obsessive degree, possessed of incredible stubbornness and willpower, pulls new powers out of her ass by coming up with clever uses of her current power set, and defeated the main villain through the power of friendship and cooperation. The only difference between her and Naruto (aside from their respective powers) is that instead of being an obnoxious twit, she's an insufferable bitch.

>>49574337
So Taylor Hebert is Sasuke.

>>49574337
Taylor did nothing wrong except show too much mercy to bigger bitches.

>>49574269
As far as I know, YHVH in Apocalypse basically slapped the shit out of the gods because they were taking away from his worship. Think of it like this, YHVH is this big mafia guy, and all these other gods are low level gangs that take from his profits. Obviously, he's going to crack a few skulls. even more so because he's the legitimate creator god, and all the other gods are just moochers.

Yes, the Goddess of Tokyo is the little girl that's seen with Stephen.

>>49574337
Wisdom. You are truly a sage among anons.

>>49574372
What? Taylor does EVERYTHING wrong. Like, from page one of the series, she's screwing things up left and right. She's just good at fixing her mistakes.

>>49574329
>Wanting to voice act with Robin Williams in Aladdin
I knew there was a reason why I liked you, Red. I presume you're going to try to help him with his issues and maybe prevent his suicide later on?

>>49574337
Say what you want about Naruto's intelligence and social skills, he's still a total bro. Hell, his social skills are only so poor because he got ignored for most of his life, he just needs someone to teach him, that's all.

>>49574399
Oh, sure. I was just being pithy. In actuality I think that a Naruto who had a few more positive influences when he was young would actually be a pretty great guy to hang out with. He just needs someone who isn't Sakura to hit him when he's being stupid. That started off as him pursuing her romantically, so her hitting him just got lumped into that stubborn "I'll do it no matter how hard it is" thing he has and just got seen as an impediment. Even after he shifted his feelings for her over to "friend and surrogate sister" the context for her hitting him had been established as just a sign that he should keep going. But if a jumper slapped him upside the head every once in a while I think it would work well.

>>49574386
Not even in Aladdin, just in general. Any of his songs are just amazing to hear, because he always put so much work into them. His roles he always poured his soul into so the characters were so... animated. I always wanted to be like him as a kid. Before I realized my voice was forever shit.

I actually have no idea whether I WOULD be able to help him, or if he would open up to that extent. Folks like him tend to keep their depression or concerns really close to their chest, and he can only be helped if he wants to be helped. But I can sure try, and if nothing else... maybe an extra shoulder might make difference. I don't know.

But trying is better than nothing.

>>49574449
Eh. Just give them super powers. Flying/Telekinesis/Magic would cheer anyone up. Maybe give them a god complex that will not end well though...

>>49574492
No offense anon, but that sounds like going "Hey, you know what could solve years of pent up issues? CANDY!!"

I really, really don't see it ending well, and feels more like trying to do bribery. If one wants to ensure that shit doesn't happen upon leaving, get to the root of the problem and help resolve it. Cheap tricks isn't going to do shit without addressing the concerns that lead to it.

>>49574508
A big part of depression is being unable to feel happiness, anyway. It's not just that you're sad, it's that you can't not be sad. At best, positive emotions are muted. Superpowers would be neat, but any thrill from them would be too subdued to cause significant changes.

>>49574508
He was depressed because of the drugs he used to take. If you can fix the effects of his past drug abuse it would probably help him a lot.

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>>49572778
No but I've had a few moments like this.

>>49574156
Is the english version that different?

Jump #162: Portal
>Nine of Cups (Achieving what you always thought you wanted.)
Just because it isn't what I thought I wanted doesn't make it worthwhile.
>Location: The Aperture Science Enrichment Center
>Identity: JuDOS
>Drawbacks: Perpetual Testing Initiative (0), Where's My Olympus? (+300)
That AI is not Cave Johnson. Cave Johnson wouldn't act nearly so sneaky. Therefore, I don't have to feel guilty about fighting back.
>We’ve both done a lot of things that you’re going to regret. (Free, JuDOS)
Being an AI, I envy the option to embrace regret. One must always march onward. For SCIENCE.
>The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. (1150, JuDOS)
This is why humans are assigned to perform this next test. Human potential routinely involves doing the impossible.
>Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? (850)
Sacrifices must be made! Though we have done an admirable job under the new administration of reducing permanent injuries and deaths to near-zero levels in an effort to reduce our insurance rates.
>Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (700)
You know who is going to be interested in this? NASA. We're going to launch a slab of concrete to Mars with an active portal on it, so that astronauts can set up shop there.
>Long Fall Boots (650)
Useful in a wide number of fields once the production process is refined to a reasonably low expense level. This will also be combined with the Aperture Science Exoskeleton System, in development at an enrichment center near you.
>Conversion Gel Recipe (550)
Well, we've got to make those portals on the red planet work somehow. Also, paint this on things in orbit, and suddenly you don't need to launch rockets in order to put things up there. We're going to be rich, ladies and gentlemen. We just... need to mine regolith first. Please ensure proper EVA training takes place.

>>49574811
>Repulsion Gel Recipe (350)
This... is of limited utility at present, to be honest, but I intend to produce this in truly massive quantities, compress it with magic, store it in a water balloon like state, and use it on some sort of enemy spaceship in the future just to watch it shake itself to pieces.
>Propulsion Gel Recipe (300, JuDOS)
You know who could use this? The Navy. Who needs rail guns? Gel guns. Hell, traditional guns! Use a 20 gauge shell instead of a 12 gauge shell, coat the interior of the barrel, and once you pull that trigger you'll find the bullet travelling triple the normal speed. Not very useful for pistols, though. Mostly short guns. Naval guns on the other hand... oh yeah, those shells are going to be FLYING.
>Aperture Science Data Collection and Human Suffering Enablement Chamber (0)
We need somewhere to do science with the warehouse, and otherwise alleviate boredom. This is that place.

I'm not going to lie. The reason I took JuDOS is solely because I will be here when the Seven Hour War occurs. I'll be keeping an eye on Black Mesa but keep working on science, but when the time is right and the portal storms tear across the planet... I'll be prepared. I'll have had years of testing with human subjects and robotic ones, because there are plenty of tests that such precision is necessary for, and there will be a great many robotic test subjects because you just never know, after all.

But the day will come. The overhead doors to the test chambers will open. Robots of a dozen types will issue forth. The war will be over in seven hours, I assure you, but those seven hours will be decisively on humanity's side. Clouds of robots, spreading across the globe, protecting human interests and striking back at the aliens and the Combine.

>>49574508
This would probably be a good time to throw out the idea of a 'The Magicians" Jump, which has been kicking around in my head for a little while (I should mention that I'm not claiming it).

It's sort of about.. an adult going to Hogwarts and then finding Narnia. Except much darker. There's a book series and a TV show.

But anyway, the point of it the story is kind of that just because there's magic in the world, there isn't necessarily meaning. The characters aren't just handed a quest to complete, or a dark wizard to fight - they have to decide on their own purpose, and find their own happiness. And they're really fucked up people. In a lot of ways it's a deconstruction of most fantasy stories.

Plus it's a cool setting with cool magic.

>>49573210
A lot of people overlook Project Freelancer but it's really good for covering up what I can only describe as the loose ends or plot holes of being an AI so you can logically function as a super powered AI would, no questions ask.

>Feasibly fit your entire mind into a toaster
>Jump from toaster to flash drive via wi-fi or whatever because science bitch I ain't gotta explain shit
>Negative human emotions programmed away over time.

>>49574802
Yep.

>>49574399
I feel like most people who dislike the kid wouldn't be able to out and out hate him if they actually interacted with him, if only because he'd be reliably there for you.

>>49574847
For what purpose.

>>49574910
YHVH only knows. At least this doesn't completely fuck over the lore.

>>49574375
So, I was wrong here. YHVH is the true Creator God, but he beat the shit out of the other gods before he did so so he could shape the universe in his image and not have to share it.

>>49573643
*sigh*

Demifiend doesn't destroy the multiverse. He destroys the universe he is in and stops YHVH from creating new universes and any sort of control over time. You can also interpret it as time being frozen in other verses like with jumper's jumps or just it not existing in universe of nocturne

>>49573885
Hey!

I only had to save scum on escort or such missions in DeSu 1 when I got cocky and tried to not deploy everyone on first play through.

As for DeSu 2, only at the very first Fumi mission did I have trouble

>>49575193
Exactly. You still had to save scum, didn't you? And that's in a universe where you can afford to grind all you want.

>>49575203
He didn't have a hundred jumps' worth of experience and related abilities though, did he?

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124.Mass Effect
Asari
Age - 200
Location - Omega
Dropin - Free
Class - Vanguard - Incendiary ammo/Biotic Charge/Cryo Ammo/Pull/Nova

Perks
- Squadmates - 500
- Close the distance - 650
- Exemplar - 1050
- Apostate - 1450

Items
- Elite Ordinance - 1550
- Medigel Kit - 1600

Drawbacks
- Rouge AI - 1400
- Shepard's Flock - 1300
- Reapers Eye - 1000

>Establish hive in the terminus system
>Enter diplomatic talks with the council after staking a claim on a few planets
>Discover Prothean ruin on Thessia during talk tour
>Completely undermine the authority of the council
>Establish the Hive as an arbiter force during reorganization

>Have to watch over Prothean digs now
>God, this Shepard guy is so booorrrring
>I just wanna get in my VF and shoot down pirate fighters
>Yeah, this Saren guy is suspicious but you're clearly too emotionally invested.
>No, you've given this guy super-legal authority, you can't just brush this aside. Suspend his status until the investigation is over.
>Seriously guys, fucking GoPros.
>Hey, that Asari in the cave is cute
>Nuke the Rachni! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE jk, they can crash on one of our planets until they get their shit together
>PURGE THE THORIAN
>Hey now, I'm sure there's enough time to save the genopha- Wait, did you say EXPLOSION!?!
>Ha, they think ME barriers are effective against Ion cannons. Silly space cthulus.

>What is this rock ship doing in my space?
>Holy shit, they tried to take my daughters!
>They came after my children, I don't give two shits about any of your personal problems.
>That's a real stupid design for a ship
>EXPLOSION!!!

>Well, Ion cannons kinda work but there are a lot of you guys.
>Looks like we're escalating things with Dimensional Eater weaponry
>The fuck is this space kid?
>EXPLOSION

And thus ends the tale of how Daughterus and Explosions saved Christmas

>>49575203
Except I had to load saves because 1. I forgot to download the patch.

GODDAMN CRASHES.

And 2. It happened only when I didn't grind otherwise when I was smart I didn't need to grind and if I both grinder and was smart?

Then, brother, it was a cake walk.

If you get Psionics from Pokémon can you learn how to teleport?

>>49574449
>>49574492
>>49574508
>>49574539

Actually what people suspect was a critical factor is that he was suffering from Dementia with Lewy bodies which was misdiagnosed as Parkinsons.

So its possible something that can correct genetic problems may prevent the unfortunate circumstances that lead to his death. .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia_with_Lewy_bodies

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>>49573128
You might want to add:

>Sting (Worm) + Anathema (SMITE) + Fiend (SMT) to erode or right ignore their defenses.
>Jam (RWBY) + Moloch's Razor (Girl Genius) to destabilize anything supernatural.
>Blank (Warhammer 40k - Imperium) + Empty Night (Dresden Files) for more anti-magical/psychic protections.
>Dispellation resistant (Libriomancer), although not an out-right immunity, makes your stuff much harder to be dispelled. Warring Warlock (Young Justice) also strengths your spells when facing another opponent. Combine the two of them for ludicrous results.

>>49573210
GlaDOS was a surprisingly powerful AI. It's not a bad start.

Other choices:
>Supreme Commander lets you fuse with one/augment yourself.
>Symbiote lets you be one, not too powerful at first, but if you can expand quickly...
>Evangelion could let you be something similar to an AI by being a weird enough angel.
>Take some of the best supergenius perks, become a Transformer with Self-Molecular Manipulation and build your own Super-AI brain. If you already were an AI, augment yourself with new technologies.

>>49575411
Probably, but it wouldn't be like the pokemon move, which may be a plus.

>>49574750
>Jumper, here is a whistle, with it you'll be able to summon an army of my John Cena

>Jumper! Take this magic Star Rod, with it you can summon an army of my loyal Waddle Dees! They will even fight Cena Jumper, they will even fight Cena!

>>49575505
>>49574750
>>49572778

In case anyone is confused...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-J3nJerAyQ

Here's more confusion.

>>49575484
Thanks. Do you just mean it wouldn't be locked onto Pokémon centers or do you mean something else? I think Sabrina could teleport in the anime, and the jump says it's a combination of the games and anime.

>>49572778
Yep. Alien Testing.
>>49573916
Yes. Alpha/+ Is bounds better than any of the others.

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Money time:

>Buy Menu (Counter-Strike)
>BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SUMMON HISTORICAL ALLY (Problem Sleuth)
>Use Any Magic Item + Specific Specialization: Summoning + Enhanced Summoning (Overlord)
>Alchemy + Truth + Philosopher Stone (FMA) to create unlimited quantities of Gold
>Monopoly end reward
>Microverse batteries to create universes with planets of pure gold

>Fighting the 13th Black Crusade
>Standing before Abaddon the Despoiler
>'Fool! There is nothing that can stop c-'
>'I summon the Emperor and the loyalist Primarchs'
>'Wait, what!?'
>Blinding golden flash. The Emperor at his prime and the Primarchs standing behind him.
>'How-'
>'They're also 50% stronger now, because reasons'
>'I don't unders-'
>'So, how do you want to be paid: cash, gold... Do you accept credit cards?'
>'WHAT?!'

>>49575549
I find this amusing. Good show old chap!

>>49575528
There are some weird things with psionics in pokemon when it comes to humans, but humans can't learn pokemon moves. At least the guy behind the games describes humans in being different from pokemon in that they can't learn four moves, whatever the hell he means by that.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2012/11/23/pok-233-mon-39-s-burning-questions.aspx?PostPageIndex=2

Really though there isn't a lot to go on when it comes to human psychic powers in pokemon, because the focus is always on pokemon. Whenever humans use psychic powers though it's never explained, but the jump offers you power comparable to a pokemon, so I would assume you get similar sorts of powers to pokemon just that those powers would be different.

So, uh, just out of curiosity, if SMTAnon is around: with the /co/co/'s Bizarre Adventure jump, were you thinking that (non-drop-in) Jumpers would become existing /comic and cartoon/ characters, or that they'd be "original characters" existing in the world of /co/co/?

>>49575608
That was a neat interview. Thank you for sharing it with me. I think I will go with Psionics letting me teleport, but as you say, not letting me use the move Teleport.

Thank you for your help.

>>49575608
>Humans can learn to use psychic powers, Aura, and magic and even train their bodies to be strong enough to spar with pokemon.
>They aren't stuck with a limited movepool.
Overpowered.

>>49575655
I think the latter since it's what most people seemed to roll with and there wasn't anything said about it at the time.

On the subject of /co/co/ I was wondering what the "right" way to solve the LOSS drawback was?

>>49575772
There's magic in Pokemon? What can it do?

>>49575851
I'm not really sure about that one. Loss is meant to be more of a misguided belief than a real force in the universe, at least until Ethan powers up his Stand, but the jump seems to treat it as if it's a real thing? Unless it's meant to be "you start seeing Loss.jpg everywhere and your despair makes you begin to [Lose Yourself]".

>>49575891
Turn Ash into Pikachu

>>49575891
Curses, transforming people into pokemon.

Also depends what you consider mediumship.

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>>49575899

Is there still not a POSTAL 2 gauntlet?

Is this what it's like to move in at least 5 or more dimensional space as 4 or more dimensional being?

http://k64corruptions.tumblr.com/post/151118055852

>>49575772
I don't know if the concept of movement is possible as a +4th dimensional being.

>>49576166
Looks more like what happens when you take Missingno as your pokeform.
>>49576244
Misquote.

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>>49572948
Healing is my primary job! That and baking.

>>49572948
There any good perks or in-universe ability sets that'd allow you to drain the life force of your enemies in order to heal your allies? That sounds like it'd be fun.

>>49576068
That could be pretty cool, the game was rather enjoyable in a sanity destroying kind of way.

>>49575765
Psychics are blatantly op if you follow manga canon. Illusions, teleporting, communications, telekinesis, healing, power level hiding (to the point that no one knows what level Yellow's team is, especially when she can effectively use her innate abilities to overlevel them and boost them temporarily but then falls the fuck asleep), etc.

>>49576068
It's a retarded one-note game, anon. Much like porn settings, there's nothing you can do in that setting that you can't do anywhere else.

Who else wants to be hit by Nostalgia?

https://youtu.be/LNmV2_uhPFI

>>49576068
I wanted to do something like that, where you're given a list of mundane errands you have to complete over the course of five days, with a drawback where you have to do Saturday and Sunday too, and your final reward depends on how many people you killed.

>>49576793
If you mean a new Power Rangers jump then, Me! Me!

>>49576785
Human psychics can do illusions in Pokemon? I remember Sabrina did some BS stuff, even turning people into dolls, but I admit I don't know of any other psychics, other than her parents (just her dad?) and the random trainers who can *gasp* make a pokeball fly.

Also, just watched parts of her battle against Ash... She made Abra evolve just because.

What sort of range did they have on the teleporting and communications in the manga?

>>49576838
If someone wanted to do something like that, then I'd suggest it be a Sentai jump instead for a little bit of added diversity.

>>49576863
Sabrina's shit is from that weird before time where the anime just straight up made shit up and people thought you could find Mew under a truck.

Sometimes I miss those times.

>>49573210
If you're still around, Mega Man Battle Network. The Matrix and Arpeggio of Blue Steel all over some really awesome A.I peks.

>>49576897
>>49576838

I dunno Anon I don't want to add to my workload.

Making it a Sentai jump though is just not right. Everything is different. And Time Force's Sentai version didn't have its main villain

>>49576915
You mean that Timeranger's Power Rangers added a main villain. Sentai comes first, then it's adapted.

>>49576915
>>49577007

Yes.

Oh god why did Megaforce's English adaptation got so fucked up

>>49577019
I think it's because the final battle also used the Sentai that were not adapted to Power Rangers so they had to cut their parts out and these parts also included some characters that WERE adapted so it is janky and cut off and all

>>49577047
Also, the red ranger wasn't named Captain Marvelous, and that's clearly a mistake.

>>49577061
Wait, no, I'm getting confused. Megaforce was Goseiger, not Gokaiger.

Does anyone know anything about Shadowrun? I was wondering how their magic compares to other settings.

>>49576863
Yeah, they can do illusions. During the silph co arc there was an entire floor made of illusions that Blue (or Green, depends on translator - the girl) had to fight through. Communications, unknown range - its implied Lance's are pretty fuck hueg since he's commanding a goddamn pokemon army at one point across all of kanto before being taken on by an all-star team of the team rocket admins, Red, Blue, Green, Mewtwo, and then finally stopped in the eleventh hour by Yellow and Giovanni.

Teleporting, also unknown but probably short range.

>>49572948
I usually am the healer, but when Im not I give them what they want within reason.

Also healers are usually the first I empower with extra powers.

Gods those quotes bring up so many bad memories of my time as a priest in WoW. That fucking warrior who never spent his rage and the druid who couldnt hold hate will never be forgotten.

>>49577061
But Dino Thunder had good MegaZord

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>>49577174
I only know a little bit, but enough to give a short version approximation. It's a little weird. The closest other magic system I could compare it to would be Dresden's magic, but without randomly destroying electronics. What I mean is, both operate by using the wielder's stamina rather than a spells per day system. More powerful spells are more draining and pushing too far past your own limits can cause you to kill yourself if you're not careful.


As far as most "normal" mages go, they're fairly Shamanistic. Think Native American style Shamans, because they had a lot of influence on the whole process. Spirit summoning, ritual spells, and totems are all par for the course. There are normal mages that just summon up blasts of fire or electricity and just go to town, but they're less common than the Shaman types. They have their Druids off in the woods, but most of those are Elves and they're not excited about others learning their kind of magic.

There's also a /lot/ of strange, niche magic in Shadowrun. You've got the werewolves, which are actually mages that allow themselves or are accidentally infused with spirits of rage, allowing them to change into half-man, half-beast, hard to control killing machines. Then there's the cybermages, who I actually don't remember a lot about.

You also have to consider cybernetics when you talk about Shadowrun Magic. Mages rely on "Essence" to connect to the magic of the world, which is /rapidly/ lost as you start adding cybernetics to yourself, cutting into your power dramatically as it is lost.

Now, I'll asterisk this whole conversation by saying that I have never played the tabletop game system, only read the older books and played the SNES and Sega games, so they may have changed things in the new series of books and games.

TLDR: Think Dresden, with more of a Native American influence. More utilitarian than raw power, useful only if you have a large stamina bar and dislike cybernetics in all forms.

>>49577203
Blizzard grudges are some of the best grudges. I got ninja looted hard once playing D2, and I spent a month and most of my resources pkilling and hiring people to pkill the ninja. Worth it.

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>That Jump where you screwed the timeline beyond repair

>>49577392
>pic
10/10, imminently fuckable and wholly waifuable.

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>>49577544
Chrono Trigger. I went the Kingdom of Zeal route because I wanted to see what would happen. No other reason. Though to be fair, the Jump basically rewards you for screwing the timeline a new one.

>>49577551
Pic related.

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>>49573174
Interesting.

>>49572949
Reminder to myself that 2:00 is a horribly time for critique, and to everyone else that there is a WIP for custom robo in this thread.

>>49577392
You should note that it's also way, way weaker than Dresden.

What jumps have inventory style pocket dimensions other than Overlord?

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>>49577755
This is true. Shadowrun magic is quite a bit more draining for the punch you could get out of it than Dresden's magic. Unless you're a Dragon. But that might have more to do with their immense stamina allowing them to snap normal magic over their knees than anything else.

>>49577813
Check out Daimao.

>>49577755
More that it has less potential power. Your rank and file won't notice much difference. It also has a lot more utility with technology, no restrictions on what you can do with it, and excellent summoning abilities. You can also "thaumaturgy" things with "evocation" level effort.

>>49577813
I should clarify, I'm asking for inventory style because I need it to work with stuff that require me to "carry" something for them to work.

Like the Doom perk that auto loads my weapons with any appropriate ammo I'm carrying or the Death Flower from Sims 3.

>>49572949
Perk to translate custom robo parts to larger robots and cyborgs.

>>49577887
Hammerspace is a good perk but not really what I'm looking for.

>>49572949
>>49577939
this but the opposite

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>>49577813
Pic Related has one in Game Matters, it's a cheap one in the drop-in perk line. I notice it still hasn't been put on the drive for some reason. It's jumpable.

>>49578149
It says that the inventory still weighs us down. We can use that for training, right? Also, how quickly can we empty said inventory?

>>49578149
Thanks, that looks like it'll work perfectly.

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>>49572949
>>49577939
A perk that allows you to miniaturize your tech to custom robo levels would be cool. But I think that should be something you'd have to may be have the scientist have a melting pot perk, one that allows him to use all his other tech trees together?

>>49578203
>We can use that for training, right?
Yeah, it does weight you down so both the drawbacks and the benifits of that are a thing.

>Also, how quickly can we empty said inventory?
Instantly. It's a Zelda Inventory time sorta stops while you look through it in the game so it's basically in the Jump as fast as you can think and reach for it. It can't be used for blade rain, as it's only for retrieval and storage.

>>49578211
You're welcome.

>>49573885
Comments by DeSu indicate otherwise on the grinding aspect. So you're wrong. And SMTAnon didn't say you'd lose if people ganged up on you. You're so powerful that the biggest and really only threat to you is exhaustion. Have one or two good stamina/befriending perks and you will almost definitely survive.
http://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/48311258/#48313906
http://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/48311258/#48314921
http://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/47386743/#47391882

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>>49577392
>less common than the Shaman types
Is that a edition thing? Because I was under the impression that "hermetic" not really more just learn shit shoot fire style magic was fairly common, and taught in megacorp Hogwarts.

>>49578277
>>49577701

Here is what you need.

A Kaiju sized jumper controlling human size avatar or android who is using his Medabot to pilot the Custom Robo

>>49578383
It's DiSu! D - I - S - U!

Got it memorized?

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>>49578421

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>>49578395
Like I said, I don't know much more than the old style games and books. In them, Shamans were by far the most common type of mage I saw there. I could count the number of purely "hermetic" mages I remember on one hand. This /may/ have changed in the newer stuff. I don't know. That said, most Shamans did have a few quick, offensive spells like Firebolt, but their specialty was still Shamanistic magic at the end of the day.

>>49578383
...I don't see where there's anything that proves me wrong on grinding? Great, you can do it, I said as much. And? You don't have unlimited time like in the game to do it. Also, yes, he did. He stated that the Archangel Michael and his group could gang up on you and overwhelm you. Just because you have more power then anyone alone doesn't mean you can't be overpowered by a group. Also, it seems you can't even read your own example, given that 1. he's talking about a build that lacks a cosmic warehouse and 2. he mentions that you'll die of exhaustion regardless of stamina perks.

>>49578599
Use Narnia time and stuff in DeSu and fight against fellow timers but don't kill them. You still get the EXP. this you get more time to grind too

>>49578599
Are you retarded or just trolling? Someone straight up asks him if they have the protagonists ability to level up and grind. And then he says they do have that ability. Meaning that you can, in fact level up to 99 within the time period of the jump, just like the protagonists can in game. And dieing of exhaustion regardless of stamina perks is pretty ridiculous considering there is at least one that makes it so you literally never get tired.

How do I get hyperbolic time chamber?

>>49578762
Creativity and imagination is generally a good start.

>>49578787
Is that a perk?

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>>49574826
I know about that series. Do it. Do iiiiiiiiiiiiit.

>>49574329
(Generic Video Game Developer) #32
-Career Type: Indie (Free) -I'm gonna make my mark!
-Specialization: R&D (Free) -I'm gonna make the BEST TOYS.
-It's My Game! (Free) -I have control over this.
-One Hit Wonder (800CP) (Discount) -ALWAYS GO FOR QUALITY.
-Triple A Title (400CP) -A step in my master plan.
-Lost Art (-200CP) -CODING THAT IS AMAZING.
-Hardware Necessities (Free) -A small reminder can help.
-Making Virtual A Reality (-500CP) (Discount) -Oh. Yes. This will be good.
-Digital Half-Life (-400CP)
-Rule of Threes (-300CP)
-Doing It For The Art (0CP)
Dice Rolls: 2000s, 19 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

...I think the only reason I picked those drawbacks is because the Warehouse is effectively a home anyhow, so I could easily pick a shitty apartment that's dirt cheap and just walk into the Warehouse to actually live my life in a better way. It's a surprisingly flexible gig that made this even possible to begin with, though the 'Digital Half-Life' and the 'Rule of Three' drawbacks are gonna make it pretty harsh. It forces me to stick with either really kickass 2-parter games, or making some sick video game equipment and attempt to circumvent the ruling that way, though it still feels like I should play it safe.

...so yeah, I'd probably try to make some really nice VR equipment? And occasionally a game or two in order to build some notoriety, so people paid the fuck attention. I also really doubt that donations would work if the games were really that much of money suckers, as if the games and tech is successful, then I could see people going "Why would you need donations, you should be stupid rich".

It's gonna be something of a balancing act, alright.

>>49577813
Evermore is your best bet. It has a perk for inventory-style item access, and the Charm Pouch for equipping things without needing to put them on your body.

>>49578762
Narnia has an item for that for the warehouse.

>>49574826
>The Magicians Jump
Do it, DO IT.

>>49577939
>>49578110
Upscaling perk from the scientist tree.

>>49578277
If i make Upscaling the 400, that could be a good 600.

>>49578762
Narnia's Clock of Ages builds up slowly but when it effects your Warehouse and you've also got SCP-2400 you can pull some serious time training or whatever. Both of the above have limits and are items in their respective Jumps.

>>49578858
Hm, I agree. It would be a solid 600.

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>>49578277
> It can't be used for blade rain, as it's only for retrieval and storage.
It can if I throw the swords super fast!

>>49578277
Is there any limit to how much can be stored in the inventory other than how much we can carry?

>>49578277
Does the inventory legitimately make us heavier or is it just strain applied to our bodies? That is to say is having the floor collapse from under us a possible issue?

>>49578921
Well sorta. I was just saying you wouldn't be doing it just with the inventory as it only allows you to retrieve things, you can pull a Gilgamesh is all I'm saying. This is just for clarifications sake.

>>49578971
Just carry weight, it still weighs you down and such so basically it's just the perfect endless backpack. The weight kinda just distributes evenly across your entire body, if you wanna know that part of it.

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>>49578762
Alan Wake has "A Dark Place", which allows you to create an area up to the size of a city block where time doesn't pass. Said area warps its local reality according to the dreams and thoughts of its inhabitants, and is probably pretty spoopy.
It lasts for up to a week, but nothing says you can't spam it (or how long it takes to create, or any details like that), so you could probably just keep recasting it whenever it failed or else develop some way to make it permanent through magitech and transferrence.
After that it's just a case of getting a nice place to put it. Boom, your very own pallet swap room of spirit and time?!

>>49579009
Nope just applied to your body.

>>49578277
>reach for it
Do we pull stuff out of a hole in the air or does it just appear in our hands?
Sorry for all the inane questions it is just that this could be important in a combat situation.

>>49579072
>just appear in our hands instantly*?

>>49579072
The later.
No prob I get ya.

>>49577601
>Pic related.
Sorry Yoro, but it's too late. In the grand tradition of Jumpchain I have waifu'd you.

>>49579143
GAAAAY!

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>>49579153

>>49578882
200 - Chrome, Cartoon, Chrometoon
Chrome plating or plastic? A metallic sheen, or a simple paint job? These are important questions in making a Custom Robo. Or, ultimately, not really. Still, with a minimum of difficulty, you can alter a design so that it has different aesthetics, or modify something that already exists to something you think looks cooler.

400 - Upscaling
Custom Robo are only eight inches tall, and yet the weapons the carry can seriously injure a human, should one be caught in the line of fire. Even legal parts can do this, let alone illegal ones. So imagine what this technology would do if it was bigger? By the time it was the size of a human - let’s say it’s a suit of power armor - it could probably punch a hole in a tank.

600 - Other Robos, Other Parts
In each production generation of Robos, there are a certain number of types, and three Robos in each type. However, as science marches on, more Robos are produced before the next generation is official. Like how the Ray is remade as the Ray Mark II and the Ray Mark III, and the X-Ray as the Ray Sky - a completely different type of Robo, for the record. These less than official Robos are known as ‘Other’ type Robos. You, as a scientist, gain insight into creating ‘Other’ type Robos using the tech from other jumps that you possess. ‘Other’ type parts don’t officially exist, simply being declared legal or illegal.

Also, an explanation of discounts.

>wrong origin
>1/2/4 - 2/4/6 - 4/6

>base origin
>0/1/2 - 2/4/6 - 4/6

>second origin
>0/0/1 - 1/2/3 - 4/6

>top origin
>0/0/0 - 0/1/2 - 2/3

>>49579153
>>49579184
>implying
It's never gay if it's a jump maker you're waifuing. Just look at all Worms suitors.

Speaking as someone who hates certain lifestyles but also has moral standards, picking foes that I can gleefully use my full jumper skillet on is rare. My question is this: while keeping in mind some of their more insane feats, black hole boxes and such, how difficult would it be to destroy the Dark Eldar of Commoragh in Warhammer 40k?

I'm thinking it might take several 40k jumps to accomplish, some estimates put their populations in the trillions, and their city is all space folded. Which never made sense, some of them must farm and trade, raiding can't be that cost effective.

>>49579184
Sauce?

>>49579248
Thankfully, we have unholy heights

Also,
>inb4 lewd gif

>>49579107
Thanks!

>>49579265
Pretty hard, their city has several planets worth of population, and when it starts to blow up they're going to scatter everywhere.

>>49579268
And Biomancy...
And Fleshcrafting...
And Marvels Shapeshifting beams...

So, yeah, we've got that covered.

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>>49579143
You're just too cute. How can I refuse? Have a headpat.

I am afraid of using significantly stronger than setting powers, or even just out of setting powers or alt forms in general except for rare cases like specific jumps or a few supplementary powers, or those I can't turn off.

I just have that feeling that otherwise it bastardizes or sullies the setting. I do use all I can for experiments but otherwise, gah

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>>49579390

>>49579305
Unholy heights is retroactive. No gender identity issues.

>>49579390
Same here. I don't use anything that's trivialize a setting unless it's an emergency, and the powers go away as soon as the emergency's over.

>>49579504
>gender identity issues
I think this is when I tell you to go back to tumblr?

>>49579528
I identify as an attack helicopter.

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I want to make my own virtual world. I want it to be accessible from any dimension once I have ended my chain, giving 'beta' clients to every world I visit while my chain is running.


What perks or settings would you recommend me to visit to complete this?

>Symbiote and Halo for arbitrary high data-storage
>SAO, Code Lyoko and Portal for obvious reasons
>Rick and Morty for more super-science
>Sburb for Trollian Client

Any other suggestions?

>>49579649
Generic Video Game Developer?

>>49579649
Shadowrun for Technomancy. Generic Virtual World for GVW powers.

>>49579649
Arpeggio of Blue Steel and Mass Effect for Quantum Entanglement communications.

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>>49579649
Should I include game features leaking into reality?

Can I get two different digivolution trees from the beast and human spirit of the same element, or do they combo into one?

>>49579796
Only if they beat the game and get the secret ending. aka the 'your powers are now real' ending.

>>49579507
Well, for me and you I know what The Origin fight will be.

It will be him using the powers you only got in that jump or only using stuff you got in a specific jump when he uses alt forms. Your trial is to get over your block, your distaste for using out of setting stuff too much... And combine them in novel ways. Bastardize Hamon breathing by using body manipulation to make multiple vents on your body so you don't have to breathe through mouth and maximize the amount of Hamon you generate.

Go out of your comfort zone. Break the Barricade.

Let's survive

>>49579649
You should also pick up ~ATH in Sburb, and Triple A Boosted Lost Art in Generic Game Developer so the coding improves itself over time.
>>49579796
Of course.

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>>49579819
>The world is a wasted land
>Everyone have lost friends, family, loved ones
>They finally beat the gaintic dick that the final boss is
>He turns into a chest
>The secret ending is pic related

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>>49578812
(The Incredibles) #33
-Background: Designer (Free) -I will make WONDERS.
-"You are Elastigirl!" (Free) -Remember who you are.
-No Capes! (900CP) (Discount) -Remove all weaknesses in the clothing.
-"I used to design for GODS!" (700CP) (Discount) -Super Suits are nice!
-"And Machine Washable, Dahling" (400CP) (Discount) -Clothing that's AWESOME.
-Incredible Looksx8 (0CP) Upgrade EVERYTHING once. Though that makes me... 11'11"? Oh jeez, I'm fairly big.
-The Sewing Machine (Free) -YEEEEEEES.
-The Glory Days (0CP)
Dice Rolls: 38 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

...I'm noticing a distinct amount of "go ahead and improve all of yourself" perks in these recent jumps and it is making me really, really nervous. Like it's buttering me up for something.

Either way, this is also kind of weird for me? Because I'll be frank, I'm not a fan of spandex. It might be like an undersuit I put under armor so there's something to make sure it doesn't rub against the skin or chafe, but just wearing spandex in of itself is not my gig. So chances are my own boutique for this stuff involves a combination of undersuits and armor itself to provide additional protection instead of only modesty and power workings.

I heavily suspect that because of the additional weight of the armor, that I will not get as much business as Edna does.

>>49579801
You can buy as many as you can afford, they each count as an altform after jump. Iirc at least.