What would orks think of this gent?

>>49560173
Wait... orks can think?

>>49560173
Depends on who doomguy ends up fighting. If he gets into something like Armeggedon then it would be just like Yarrik

>>49560173
We'll have to find out when the Grey Knights open their box.

What else did you think was in there?

>>49560173
he ded killy. Like da boss on a gud day. But don tell da boss we sed dat.

>>49560173
He is the new boss, they know.

>>49560271
Cenobites, probably.

>>49560173
"Squishy humie"

>>49560311
Hearty kek

Serious but:
>ded shooty shotgun
>ded choppy chainsaw
>green paint job

Ee's green, ee's got lotsa DAKKA, an ee' 'ates 'is boss!

I fink he my favourite humie eva!

>>49560173
Da bois an' I 'ave been talkin, an' we tink ee moight be a gud boss. Ee knows 'ow to foind all da bess foights, ee duz. I 'eard ee ripped a new 'ole into sum "king a demonz" with iz bare hanz!

>>49561163
Ee's a weedy weeny antsy git, ya squighumpa!

>>49560173
Orks from the 40k universe? Probably something along the lines of "looks like a sub killing super scrubs." Or "looks like a good slave for killing rats"
I just grtting into 40k and basing my assumption on the fact that that dude is tiny and his enemies are even smaller to everything else in 40k. (If anyone wishes to educate me I'll account it.)

>>49561447
Hell knights are about the height of bloodletters. Cyberdemons are about hive tyrant height, I think.

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>>49561447

First of all, who the fuck is that supposed to be? Motherfucker better not be telling me that ugly Halo-looking son of a bitch is meant to be Doomguy.

>>49561163
Oi'm gonna tell da boss on you an' 'ave a good laff when 'e rip you in three.

>>49561849
>he doesnt know
Also, Doomguy in NuDoom is just as, if not maybe more, badass than he ever was. The literal boogeyman of hell that had to be sealed away by demons like some lovecraftian horror cause they couldnt stop him.

>>49561849
Oh, you poor little niglet. Go play you some classic doom.

>>49561849
I think that's fan art. That said, it's still pretty close to what Doom Guy looks like in the new Doom game. Which is fucking awesome, you cocksmoker.

>>49560173
>likes to fight
>shouts a lot
>green
He's one of them.

>>49562136
It's not fan art. It's boxart for the new Doom game.

>>49560173
>E's big
>E's green
>'E loves ta 'ave a scrap
E'S WON UV DA BOYZ

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>>49560173
Doomguy is a Warp Entity, likely a shard or nascent form of Malal or even the Emperor. He is every heart that cries out in impotent rage at the senseless bloodshed and killing. He is every spark of fury that exists in the hearts of righteous men when they see the horror and malediction of the warp. He is the sorrow and rage of mankind made manifest, willed into it's own seperate existence from Khorne. No, not even Khorne can swallow him as he did Khaine. Perhaps in his deepest heart the Lord of Skulls fears the Doomguy. Or perhaps he waits, letting the Doom guy grow stronger and stronger, ravaging more and more demon worlds until at long last he has what he has not had since the earliest stirrings of his existence - a worthy battle.

>>49562136
You fucking idiot. >>49562176

>>49562204
>DoomGuy Tips
>Keep shooting the Blood God until he dies.

>>49562176
>>49562210
Well how the fuck was I supposed to know? I downloaded my copy.

>>49561447
How dare you imply orcs know how to properly spell scrubs.

>>49562204
>Doomguy is a Warp Entity, likely a shard or nascent form of Malal or even the Emperor.
>suggesting Doomguy is NOT the Emperor
HERESY! GROSS AN FOUL!

>>49562315
>doomguy
>being a fucking asshole like the Emperor was in life

Doomguy is the best parts of the Emperor that escaped into the Warp while he's interred on the Throne and he is pissed.

Better yet: when the Emperor made his bargain with the Chaos gods, they 'fed' him the imprisoned Doomguy, giving him great power but making sure their true greatest enemy would never be released.

As long as the Emperor molders on his throne, Doomguy is trapped.

As soon as he flatlines, a green FIST is going to BURST OUT OF HIS CORPSES FUCKING CHEST and the doomguy is going to pull the fucking door off the webway gate, take a shotgun from a Custodes, and proceed to fuck off into the Warp to kill everything

>>49562204
Or maybe he's the warp concept of Pius, the guard equivalent of the legion of damned.
Except while the Legion is a army, the guard, in all their trillions, only truly revere one other then the emporer.

One is all they need.

>These niggas who think doomguy is a warp entity or the emperor or some other special shit
He's a guardsman that was stationed on a world that fell to daemonic incursion. The rest of his squad died, but he did not. He looked upon the fallen and upon the cultist bastards responsible, and he was furious.
When the space marines arrived, there was nothing but the corpses of countless daemons and cultists, barely recognizable. The world was empty, with no sign of what was responsible - for the guardsman had hitched a ride into the warp itself to continue his rampage.

>>49562486
Who is Draigo and why was he spraypainted green?

>>49562486
This.

Everyone else will deny it, though. Because they can't fathom the idea of an "ordinary human" who is a one-man-demonic-genocide since it devalues all the shit that goes into making space marines.

>>49562341
>High Lords! The Emperor has died! What are we to d-
>Suddenly, a fist crashes through the Emperor's ribcage
>Out crawls a man covered in a strange, scarred armor, who radiates such rage and hate that even the blanks can taste it
>The man runs up to a custodes, punches him out, grabs his weapon, and runs off
>The Custodes give chase, and catch him at the webway gate, where he proceeds to kick down the door
>As the custodes ready themselves to fight to the death against the coming deamon horde, they notice that not only are there no deamons streaming out, but the portal is actually collapsing
>The man gives out a mighty cry of "RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP AND TTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" and leaps into the swiftly collapsing portal
>The Custodes look at the gate in confusion, wondering what in the Emperor's name just happened
>Before the portal fully collapses the Custodes hear an ancient voice give an earth shattering cry of "OH FUCK"
>10 years later, the warp is calmer than it has ever been since the War in Heaven

>>49561163
>humie

wen's humies ever bin green ya grot? E's clearly an Ork wit shades on.

>and thus began the adventures of the Emperor of Ork-kind

>>49562204
Chaos gods would have hard time corrupting Doomguy even though he is unreasonably angry and sadistic with very few humane elements.

He is too focused to go into bloodrage and being gleeful murder machine is just a personal quirk, he is so stubborn that he can't be misled from outside and he doesn't care about Nurgle's ideals in the slightest.

>shooty
>choppy
>ded killy
>green
big

Four out of five isn't bad, but Orks will have trouble recognizing him as boss.

>>49562823
E's kunnin an brutal

>>49562204
He is literally just a human shaped Bloodthirster or a powerful Demon prince from the DAoT.

He kills endlessly and exists solely to wage war against the enemy.

Sure he might hate Khorne and all other demons and kill them endlessly but that never stopped Scarbrand from still serving.

>implying doomguy is a warp entity or a fragment of the Emperor
He's just the guy who had enough of the demonic bullshit.

>>49563088
Shit-tier interpretation, pal.

>>49562549
>teznetch looking up from his schemes to see doom guy
> ivemadeahugemistake.jpg

>>49563393
>notaccordingtokikeiku.jpg

Doom-Guy is actually the creation of one of the Old Ones who after he saw the Emperors Creation decided fuck yeah I want someone just like that but then while making him he a stray Ork came in and fell down into the pot along with Endless Rage and Bloodlust,Skill,Psychopathy,Bad-Assery,Memes,and a spiked dildo along with a heavy metal album and most definitely last but not least a Double Barrled Shotgun and Chainsaw
The Old One went well fuck its still sweet and sent him out anyway
>The Old Ones all Died 2 minutes later

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>>49562204
>a worthy battle
Doomguy vs. Khorne? You're kidding right? It's obvious who'd win.

>>49561849
>he hasn't played D44M
>he's spouting garbage without being informed on the subject
kekkles

>>49562545
if he is no longer a man he gained it through pure will power and over time, but we know for sure, he was born a man, unspecial, ordinary by guard standards, he could have been anyone, the rage and will of one man may yet do more then daemons, gods, perpetuals or gestalts could ever dream of, because he has the truest conviction they have but the creative ability, the capacity for change that no living concept could ever posess

>>49560173
Orks would probably think it was gork or mork having a laugh and pretending to be a human. It's the only explanation they could come up with for his killiness.

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>>49562549
I like it
someone please expand it

>>49560173
>green
>killy
>stompy
>likes chainsaws and big guns
The orks would certainly like him. And of course would certainly want to fight him.

>>49562204
Actually if we go from the classic doom timeline, he is a juiced up doomguy.

I mean, in the end of 64, doomguy decides to stay in hell and just stomp out any demons who dare to try to invade the human world again.

>>49560173

Avatar of Gork and or Mork

Bestest warboss alive

He's also green

>>49562823
>>49562845
Put 'im atop a squiggoth.

>>49561884
Kin you ev'in count ta three?

>>49563484
Keep cover behind some skulls, step out and pump BFG shots into the fucker until he dies

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>>49560173
The first ork he kills sends a minor psychic shock wave throughout the system, calling the nearby orks with the promise of a good fight. Over the next few weeks he kills larger and more numerous orks. When the last gretchin is a green smear, he sits down to enjoy a cigarette.

Meanwhile, every WAAAGH!!! in the galaxy abandons it's current campaign and makes for the system with "Da ded 'ard green humie wit da fancy shoota." By the time doomguy is out of cigarettes the first roks and space hulks have arrived in system and disgorged the green tide held within. Doomguy does what he does best, and continues to do so until the galaxy runs out of orks to throw at him. Then he decides to go check out that "Tuska Daemon Killa" he heard about while interrogating orks.

The last imperial report of doomguy included a pict-capture of a man in green armor standing on the prow of a space hulk heading past Cadia into the Eye of Terror. All chaos incursions cease shortly after.

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>>49563393
>>49563408
I think you're being too subtle about Tzeentch's reaction.

Lets do it all propa like. He is an umie, so T3, wearing power armour, so dats a 3+ save. A grot throws a rock at him, rolls a 6 so hits, then rolls anuva 6 to wound. Da humie rolls a 2 so fails his save an dies. Orksies win! What an epic battle dat woz!

>>49560173

He'd be worshiped.

>>49566660
>daemon-forge armor
>3+ save

>>49566660
Oi, ya git, ya forgot ee don't got powah armor when ee first shows up, in da first DOOM! Ee don't even need it! Ee'z got sum kinda nattie dakkaproof body!

>>49566660
>not invuln 2+
>not It Will Not Die 2+
>not every possible save 2+

>>49560173
humies wearing green get orkier

>>49560173
a preaty cool guy who dosent afraid of anything

>>49565166
paint 'im blue
blue is the biggest colour

>>49566803
he literally crushers a guy's skull with his fucking hand while stark naked, he doesn't even need power armor

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>>49563393

>>49563393
>Slaanesh laughs, knowing that anything Doomguy does will feed him in some way
>Slaanesh later realises that getting endlessly pummeled has made him feel bored of the excruciating pain he's constantly in
>It promptly collapses in on itself

>>49561447
They also have an appreciation for anything/one that can put up a good fight, which is Doomguy's entire thing.

Da Orkz interests don't generally go very far from fighting, looting, looting fights and fighting loot.

>>49566935
>+2
>Not +4

>>49567021
You know how Catachans have that 5+ manly chest save?
He has a 2+.

>>49560173
Max leveled Digganob.

>>49567063
>Doomrider and Wazdakka Gutsmek racing through the Webway
>Sudden bellow of "RRRRIIIIP AND TEAAAR", both are clotheslined off their bikes.
>Orks and Noise bikers finally catch up, stumble upon both riders beaten to a messy pulp, apparently with their own machines.
>Hear an intense breathing noise, even over their bikes.
>Ohshitit'sbehindmeisn'tit.gif

Well guys I must say this thread went better than expected. I love you all, no homo!

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>>49568640
>no homo

>>49560173
Probably think that the humans are stupid for following the wrong god and have a constant waaahg following him looking for a good fight. He's pretty much an orc born in a human's body.
Also wouldn't doomguy invade the warp and fight the chaos gods?

>>49567343
>Just 2+
>Not 2+ rerollable and 2++ invulnerable saves with jinx and i will not die

>>49570883
The manly chest save is made after the normal save but before fnp.
So he's got 3+ for power armor. 2 + manly chest. 2+ fnp.
T4 w6. Eternal warrior. It will not die on a 2+.

>>49571002
Is there a special rule for getting wounds back upon killing enemies? Because I feel like there is, and if so, Doomguy should have it.

>>49560271
I always figured it would jumpstart humans complete psychic awakening, hence its the ultimate last resort, when humanity has nothing left to lose.

I like Doomguy better

>>49571125
>opens box
>doomguy pops out
>We have waited for this moment
>He completely ignores them and goes for nearest demonic warp portal
>R I P A N D T E A R

>>49571125
>>49571833
Well, we saw what happened when a chaos god was born. There's no telling what will happen when they each die in turn, but this is when humanity has nothing left to lose anyways.

>>49562637
>he is unreasonably angry and sadistic with very few humane elements.

Doomguy in the new doom was human or at least felt bad for the dead humans. When that Robot Doctor guy was going on about how they're building a better world he glaces at a mangled corpse implying that the Robot is full of shit

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>>49562022

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>>49562022
>The literal boogeyman

So John Wick > Doomguy right? The baba yaga ain't got shit on Wick

>>49573451
Sending John Wick to kill Doomguy would go about as well as sending a deep sea tube worm to kill a bald eagle. Even assuming the logistics weren't a problem, the power gulf is just not to be believed.

>>49573546
John Wick is the guy you send to kill the boogey man. It's cannon that Wick would kill doomguy

>>49560173
>"Oye! Boss, I'm confused!"
>"Whot's there to be confused 'bout, ya grot?"
>"Well, dat's a humie, right?"\
>"Yeah, he's a plenty strong humie too, good at fightan!"
>"Dat's da ting: he's humie, but he's green!"
>"Humies are sometimes green like da flashy-light ones."
>"Well, 'e's green, he fights like a warboss-"
>"Eh, Humies can fight well, dat's what's great bout 'em!"
>"Boss, listens, he's green, fights like a warboss, AND lookit all dat dakka he's carryin'! I think he's onna us."
>"Hozzat even work?"
>"Maybe he's onna us... But like his body is humie, but his brain is ork?"

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So doomguy is just a long lost Primarch right?

>>49573451
>>49573621
That Kid detected.

>>49573664
>The ork psychic gestalt turns Doomguy into an ork
>Doomguy begins budding
>Army of Doomboyz
>Mass produced B.F.G.s

>>49574215
Now dat's dakka!

>>49560173
I think a while back we made him into one of the HUGE Marines.

>>49574313
Nah, all the HUGE marines were 80's actiin heros and body builders

>>49574335
Are you saying Rip and Tear doesn't require insane amounts of physical might? DoomGuy is basically what would happen if an Angry Marine contributed their Geneseed to the Huge Marine Project. The result is a towering personification of Rage, Incredible Chaos Resistance, and Sheer physical might. You probably need to be a Huge Marine just to pick up the BFG, and avoid the kickback and Sheer manliness of using it.

>>49560271
>they are rage, they are hatred
>but you
>you will be worse

The real question is what Doomguy would think of orkz.

They're not demons, so would he hate them and try to exterminate them? Or would he whip the fuck out of em until they revered him enough to make him warboss? Would/Could Doomguy wrangle orks into busting a hole into hell/warp and fighting demons instead of humans?

Obviously Doomguy would side with humans first and foremost, though given his reaction to corrupt humans exploiting evil for gain he might not see eye to eye with most if not all of the empire, but supposing he got plopped down on an ork world would he rip and tear until the planet exploded or would he reveal to them that demons have 'uge guts?

>>49560173
The orks would be too busy getting RIPPED & TORN to think.

>>49574990
The phrase rip and tear can't be put in the past tense grammatically, it can only be used in the present tense because there is never a time that doom guy isn't doing it.

>>49574842
Doomguy would not side with the humies, he'd be a one man fraction all on his own. in the 41st millenium there is nothing but riing and tearing guts

>>49575185
I didn't mean that he'd become a rank and file soldier, I mean that if he popped into a battle between orks and humans he'd fight on behalf of the humans. But if the orks weren't fighting humans, I don't know if he would exterminate them on the principle of them being NOT human.

>>49563088
He doesn't just exist for fighting.
He had a pet rabbit once.

>Tyranids invade a planet that Doomguy is on
>One month later, scouting parties report that all tyranid forces are retreating from the galaxy at max speed

>>49573664
>somewhere in the back of the mob, both the Big Mek and the Weirdboy start laughing and reach for their gubbinz

>>49576726
>Necrons wake up
>Go outside their tomb and squint at the horizon
>It's Doomguy, and he's walking towards them
>They run back inside and initiate total lockdown, and go back to sleep hoping that he'll leave em alone if they're in stasis when he gets inside

>>49577353
>fuckthatnoise.jpg

>>49567341
Their d6 saves retard

>>49562341
>Screaming Vegeta vid

>>49563393
It was at that moment that Tzeentch knew... it Fucked Up (with capital letters).

>>49562204
>Warp Entity?

I propose that doomguy is a above average man who in a fit of unfathomable rage chased demons back into the warp.

And after an unknown amount of demon kills absorbed enough warp energy to sustain himself in the warp and to eventually ascend to full demon-hood.

So like a kroot he ate/killed so many demons that he himself became an unaligned demon or demon prince or minor god of pure hate.

>>49563252
This.

>>49577510
That's the point of the joke. Faggot.

>>49562549
Best fanfic ever right there.

>>49574215
nope
NOPE
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

>>49560173
Not enough dakka

>>49575860
What happened to it?

>>49562486
Pretty much this. A stormtrooper (or equivalent) with huge balls of steel and a lot of rage. He's been ripping and tearing daemons for a while and very efficiently. At some point his armor absorbed so much warp energy it turned inexplicably into a power armor*. Well, at least his midriff isn't exposed anymore.


*It's stated in DOOM 4 that his armor absorbs hell-energy unreasonably well, so that's the explanation for armor change I'm going with

>>49578004
Those demon bastards killed her.
So NOW he only exists for fighting demons.

>>49578156
The reason his armor absorbs hell energy is because a demon traitor made it for him IIRC, that's also how he got the big sword.

>>49578222
Is it in one of the earlier games or somewhere in NuDoom text?

>>49578245
Somewhere in the NuDoom text, I'm pretty sure you get the info from the historian effigies in hell.

>>49578186
>Those demon bastards killed her.
That explains everything.

>>49577688
Like Guts's Sword

Trying to stat up Doomguy in Dungeons: the Dragoning.
He's obviously a Human Paragon. And likely starts on the Guardsman track. I'm kinda stumped on Backgrounds, though

>>49579065
You don't stat him.
He's like the lady; his only purpose is to Rip and Tear.

Cult of doomguy when?

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>>49562022
>The literal boogeyman of hell that had to be sealed away by demons like some lovecraftian horror cause they couldnt stop him
RIP
AND
TEAR

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>>49573451
>>49573546
>Especially deadly but mortal hitman
>beating a literal force of nature that required the entirety of Hell's forces to just seal away

>>49573726
He doesn't have any daddy issues, and he hasn't made any colossal ego/emotional related fuck ups.

Unless he was cut from the same cloth as Sanguinus, he's not a Primarch.

How would Doomguy react to finding Isha's cage when he's done going all 'YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!" on Nurgle's sorry ass?
RIP AND TEAR? Ignore? Release? Toss her out of the webway on a nearby craftworld? RIP AND TEAR craftworld?

>>49581581
It's very subtle but Doomguy has compassion for the innocent, it is ultimately what fuels his rage, in the opening of Doom4 he smashes a guys come in responce to his claims that everything had been for the betterment of humanity, as he looked poiniently at a mangled human corpse, he later backs up a benevolent AI he had to destroy in order to continue his mission, also it is said that the Seraphim had granted him blessings and weapons in his quest to kill hell

>>49581581
He'd smash the cage because he's not a dick, Isha would try to heal him under the assumption that he picked something up from Nurgle, then gasp when she finds the ripped and torn remnants of any invading microbe.

The fact that she wanted to help would seal Doomguy's instincts to leave her alone.

>>49581581
In the original game, he was sent to Mars for assaulting an officer who ordered him to fire on civilians. He's only rip and tear on the people who need rip and tearing.

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>>49573664
So Doom Guy is trans-Ork?

You want to know what the Doomguy is?
He's a "metadaemon", an imagined being made from daemonic emotions into human form, hailing from the Warp's Warp. He's the quintessence of the daemons' fear of being destroyed by humans and of the human rage and hatered. Because of constant warfare with IG and Space Marines across the timespace (and becasue of time having little significance in the Warp), that fear became so great it spawned its own realm - a Warp of the Warp - and this realm's only denizen and god - Doomguy. Doomguy can't really be stopped, just as Khorne or Nurgle can't be stopped - he will always kill daemons as long as there are daemons.

>>49582010
>daemon cultists work surreptitiously against their masters in order to summon Doomguy into the warp

>>49573399
What game is this

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>>49582271
Dwarf Fortress.

>>49563976
>WHOZ DAT
>JUS MORK AVIN A GIGGLE

>>49581664
>>49581581
>>49581801
Doomguy is only ultraviolent because he knows full well that ultraviolence is the ONLY way to deal with demons and that's just what he does.

He has moments where you can see that his rage is fueled by his desire to protect and avenge the innocent, indeed he was once a guardian warrior of a noble and proud race, now the only survivor.

He would save her, because he's the hero, and then go back to killing demons when she's safely gone because that's just what he does.

>>49582495
It will never end, will it?
There is no happy end for him...

>>49561226
Wot da zog iz wrong wif you, ya grot-brained git? We can't be makin' a 'umie or boss! It ain't proppa orky!

>>49582566
>Implying being in hell on an eternal crusade against the forces of evil ripping and tearing demon guts and butts isn't a happy end

>>49582566
He is still a guardian. Where demons howl and shriek and the innocent cry out into the night for a savior, he comes.

With blazing shotgun and roaring chainsaw he slays and destroys, saves what is left and then moves on, for he can hear the cry of battle anew beneath another sun far away.

He is fast and strong and brave, and still needed. While there is still strength in his limbs and ammo in his guns he will fight on without hesitation and without remorse.

Someday, when that seraphim-blessed strength leaves him and his life fades, then he can rest, because he will be with his long lost people once again.

Until then, his life is the life of battle and blood, because he could not live with himself knowing that he sat idle while others suffered and he had the strength to bring salvation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig

>>49582566
When the last Astartes purges over the last crumbling Hive World
And the last Bolter roars and the last banner furls
In the shadow of the warp though he may be old and tired
They will stare unbelieving at the undying Doomguy

When the first breath of Chaos through the populace is climbing
And you look to the habs and heresy is rising
And it seems like all is dying and would leave the worlds to die
In the distance hear the fury of the undying Doomguy

>>49560173
They immediately assume that he's the smallest, most violent ork to have ever existed. Following this would the the thoughts of whether or not size really matters when it comes to being war boss as they fall in line behind him.
>>49562204
>>49562341
>>49562549
>>49563393
Fuck this is good. Play this for full effect boyos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqwAjSaQSV0

>>49582394
Thank you

>>49573399
https://warosu.org/tg/thread/21778072

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No doomguy, you are the demons.

Human fanfiction, how embarassing.

>>49586037
>implying this is even remotely a HFY situation
I'm pretty sure that at this point Doomguy has transcended humanity and become the physical manifestation of Rip and tear.

>>49581581
The first episode of Doom II you're basically just carving a path through the demons on earth so that the survivors can get to the launch station and evacuate. They didn't appear on screen, only in the text sections, but Doomguy never fought just for fun or anything like that. If she's a victim, she's getting protected. If she's a bad guy, she gets dead. Simple.

>>49582394
Why isn't this allowed on /tg/ again?

>Orks being confused by someone in green armor thinking he's also an Ork

Following that logic they'd be confused whenever they see Salamanders.

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>>49589240
>implying da boyz 'avent 'nfiltrated dem humiz yet

>>49589275
Dude in the back looks worried

>>49560173
Orks aren't faggots and respect strength and brutality but eventually they would want to kill Doom Guy

>>49590921
"Eventually"
Did you mean:
In the very first second of the very first time they fucking meet?

>>49591052
The first time they meet they probably wouldn't get a chance

>>49587792
It isn't?

>>49591303
As far as i know nay, think they have a thread on /vg/ or /v/ from time to time

>>49589275
But where's the admech orks?

>>49574842
Dooomguy Waaaagh! right into the EoT

>>49586037
>>49587006
Doomguys crazy feats and stats are actually in cannon thats why its so fun.

>>49560173
Doomguy is not the person hes the armour much like the phoenix lords, constantly adding demon ripping battle experience over time.

>>49577353
>open a portal to the warp for doom guy and stack bfg ammo and rockets outside the thing
>is he gone yet?

>>49581804
I imagine it's what the orkz would guess, or more accurately, imperium put an ork brain into a human body.

>>49560173
Shit, he's green! No wonder he is so strong!

Except in orkish. I cant type accents.

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>green
>loves dakka
>ded killy and krumps spiky fings for fun
More orky dan most gitz I know

>>49593994
'Es, deffinutly a Goff, de'z alwayz so seryus!

>>49569317

>Also wouldn't doomguy invade the warp and fight the chaos gods?

Yep. And he will do it the right way.

>A world besieged by chaos marines
>Imperial Navy losing battle in space
>Drop pods filled with chaos marines falling everywhere, demons coming out of the thin air
>Defenders trying to hold the line in the city. Sisters of battle and guardsman working together to at least win a little more time
>Chaos marines and demons of course winning slowly because they want to enjoy suffering of imperial citizens
>A new batch of drop pods starts falling from the skies and defenders feel like the last wisps of hope leave them
>But something doesn't seem right. Instead of descending in an organized precise pattern and landing in the city behind the lines drop pods tumble and burn in atmosphere.
>And than they start crushing into the chaos army ranks spreading destruction
>Out of one of the few surviving drop pods comes a man in strange green armor and with speed more befitting a space marine starts shooting everything chaos related with rockets.
>Chaos intentisifes
>Whole land beyond the city looks like a fucking hellscape, only the problem is it seems that daemons are actually not at home this time
>Defenders occasionally can see a fleeting green figure covered in blood and guts running around battlefield and shooting everything that it find, and this one time he seemed to take a chaos marine by the leg and beat a bunch of bloodletters with his body until they all transformed into a uniformed pulpy mush
>This insane battle rages for days until a greater demon wreathed in flames comes and bellows a challenge to the one trying to defy his will and stop his armies from conquering this world.
>The fight is hard to follow and mostly consists of flash fast movements on both sides and tons of ammunition being expended
>Finally a man in green shoots off one of daemon legs and jumps on his face after which his starts bashing daemon face with his own head.

>>49594129

Cont

>Ichor spills all other the place
>Daemon tries to rip off the man but suddenly finds himself lacking in hand department and a green figure holding some kind of broad chainsword in his its hands
>Green man saws off the other daemons arm for good measure and after that continues to bash his face until the skull caves in
>Daemon explodes spilling rapidly decaying bits of itself all over the place but the man in the centre of it doesn't seem to be harmed in any way
>Where the daemon stood a rift in the warp is formed and man in green armor somehow looking angry even through helmet marches inside it leaving bewildered defenders of the world behind

>>49594129
>>Finally a man in green shoots off one of daemon legs and jumps on his face after which his starts bashing daemon face with his own head.
That doesn't seem physically possible!

>>49594185

>That doesn't seem physically possible!

You take the daemon by the horns and proceed from there. If he doesn't have horns you push your hands through his eyes and get a handle on his eyesockets from inside to get a good leverage. After that it's only a matter of how many bashes you need to do.

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>>49594185
thats what he was saying!

>>49578463
>Her name was Daisy
>and they killed her

>>49594284
He probably read it as 'bashed the daemons head in with the daemon's face'.

>>49594360

Yeah, that's harder to pull off. But nothing that can't be dealt with liberal application of chainsaw and some stubbornness.

>>49594360
That's also an... interesting interpretation
>LOOK AT YOUR STUPID BRAIN, LOOK AT HOW DEAD YOU ARE

Thread music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig

>>49573451
1) Keanu Reeves is immortal.
2) John Wick went on a revenge spree because someone killed his dog.
3) Doomguy was NOT pleased when the demons killed his bunny and put poor Daisy's head on a spike.

I'm just saying, there are similarities there. Plus the doom novels end up in the matrix. The alien matrix. And everything smells of sour lemons? But, you know.

>>49573621
John Wick is who you send to kill the boogeyman, Doomguy is who you send to kill the United Forces of Boogeymen.

>>49595810
No. Doomguy IS the boogeyman.

Just not for us.

>>49562204
the Doomguy is a missing primarch,can't believe you guys haven't figured that out

>>49562346
holy shit i like this idea
like, if the squishy little craftworld eldar are supposed to be capable of creating a new god with their soulstones, think of the glorious shit that'd happen if dead guardsmen souls had something to rally around (like, for example, unending faith to empy)

>>49562545
>slymarbo.avi

>>49563483
i'd say i want whatever this guy's on, but it's probably primary schooling

>>49582495
>ultraviolent
>ultra
REEEEEEEEEEEEE SMURFS GET OUT

>>49592534
You mean the AdMorks N' Gorks?

>>49575185
>Codex: Doomguy
>Only contains one Model
>The entire rest of the codex is the point costs for extra rules and equipment you can put on said model

>>49596772

>Chainsaw alone has around 10 pages dedicated to it

>>49596999
>His fists have 15

>>49579325
Or Caine from WoD. His stat block might as well read "You will not win."

Why do people always obsess over Doomguy and meme the shit out of him? Getting rid of all humor bullshit, Doomguy is completely outclassed in 40k. Doom demons aren't impressive, most of them are basically shambling zombies and even the 'dangerous' high ranking demons aren't comparable at all to Greater Daemons in 40k, especially in the Warp. As 40k powerful daemons are on the "ebin anime physics" level of bullshit, moving at supersonic or hypersonic speeds and completely ignoring 20mm fire without any issue. On top of that Doomguy isn't a psyker, so he'd just dissolve/get instantly possessed while in the warp due to not having any protection, argent energy isn't even related to warp energy, nor is it as powerful.

I mean fucking really? Doomguy, Primarch level? When was the last time Doomguy moved so fast that he appeared to flash-step, reacted so fast he could see mach 3 projectiles as if they were moving in slow motion, or was so durable that getting shot by lasers able to turn vehicles into molten puddles of goo struggles to even injure their flesh?

Doomguy isn't a Primarch, he isn't an Ork Warboss, and he isn't a Space Marine. He's an Inquisitiorial Storm Trooper shoved into some power armor and handed some funky admech electrical weapon shit.

>>49597593
Why do you obsess over arguing that Doomguy wouldn't survive in 40k? Does it please your autistic little mind to spout the same crap in every Doomguy thread that he couldn't "move so fast that he appeared to flash step"? Does it tickle your non-existant pickle to shit all over a thread made for fun? Do you somehow feel that if you bring your killjoy attitude to some good ol' fun that your life won't be meaningless? Is this the only way you feel you have some control over the wreck that is your life, by bringing in "Doom isn't as strong as 40k!" shitposting? Really? Because you've done this in every thread that contains Doomguy. Every single one. I know this because you bring the same exact "arguements" into every thread, as if you were expecting us to care. But believe me, much like your most assuredly disappointed and ashamed parents, we don't.

>>49597738
>>49597593
and now, the weather:
100% chance of sHITSTORM

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>>49578004

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>>49597593
/thread?

>>49596252
This is the interpretation I like the best. Fanfic when

>>49597738
He's right though, anon. I don't think he's so much shitting on the thread as he is just being realistic about it (and not even really in a dick way either). In fact, you're the only one casting aspersions here...

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>>49597593
>STOP HAVING FUN GUYS

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>>49597593
>>49598978
>>49599130
pic related

had a Baron of Hell one on hand too, but figured I'd put the ball firmly back in /tg/'s court.

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>>49580707

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>>49599402
Where do you think we are?

>>49597738
I love it when shitposters get their legs cut off before they can gain momentum.

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>>49597593
>>49598978
>>49599130
Nice samefagging, (you)

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>>49573451
You could at least chose Constantine.

>>49573451
No
>you send John Wick ti kill the boogeyman
>you send doomguy to kill John Wick