I would love to be captured by Dark Eldar.
Just being flayed , have them inject toxin which fires up every muscle in my body as they subject me to a torture device which directly fucks with my nervous system and have my bones melt would be fucking great but it still would be just a warm up. I wish they would also impale me, rip my jaw off, display in public and won't let me lose consciousness.
Okay but they're going to use a retroviral genetic tinker to turn you into an eight-year-old first.
>>49554348
Holy fuck, GO BACK TO /d/. You get ONE fetish shitpost, anon, not two! Take your deldar and nurgle and fuck right off.
>>49554348
If you're enjoying it, they'll stop. They'll probably deaden every nerve in your body and then toss you into a sewage sump near the torture chamber. You'll be tormented by hearing others undergoing the torture you crave but couldn't even feel anyway. Plus you'll be covered in rancid dark eldar poop.
>>49554348
Holy shit are you me?
>>49554348
No, you wouldn't. You really wouldn't. There would be no cell of your whole body that would love to be captured by Dark Eldar.
>>49554412
>edgy "pss nothing personnel, kid" DE fanboy
Gotta be 18 to post here, sonny-jim.
>>49554412
You underestimate my depravity.
>>49554445
>>49554457
Implying that anon is the edgy fanboy and not right.
>>49554457
They'll just paralyze you, hook you up to an IV, dull your senses and let you go slowly insane for their amusement.
>>49554348
Why do you keep making these threads?
>>49554558
>that anon
Hi, that anon.
No, you're a typical edgelord. Samefag harder.
>>49555213
There is nothing the Dark Eldar can do to me that won't get me off somehow.
>>49555259
What if they took away your namefig?
>>49555333
You know what I mean, good sir Dub-Trips.
>>49554348
Pretty sure anyone with toughness of one would be instakilled
>>49554348
If they knew you enjoyed it they wouldn't do it to you.
>>49555259
Then they'd just kill you, mate.
>>49555476
My point still stands.
>>49555259
Everyone wins then, you stop posting and both you and the DEldar get what they want.
>>49555259
The very fact that you want something makes you just as vulnerable as everyone else. You just aren't using your imagination.
It kind of sucks lelith is like the only known barefoot dark eldar
>>49555245
Hahah youre just wrong were not samefags.
I bet your type is a special treat to the DE, the extra horror and pain when you realize what you actually got yourself into must be exquisite.