>Desert warrior with cactus armour Yay or Nay

If you really want to, and you're in a fantasy or sci-fi setting, you can make up some kind of fictional cactus that's good armor material.

Actual cactus, no.

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>>49548723
>bakery warrior with pastry armor

Yay or Nay?

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>>49548922
Proven to work!

>>49548951
>it's Islam, i ain't gonna explain shit

>>49548723
Just use the exoskeletons of giant scorpions like a normal person.

>>49548951
I came here to post this.

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>>49549024
Green basket helmet is still my favourite

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>>49548951
I wonder if his fellow protesters gave him shit about the bread.
>"Seriously Ahmed, bread? I mean, sure, go with what you've got, but come on, man! Look, look at Sifwan; he's doing it right...

>>49550373
>>49549614
I thought about it and i guess bread would actually give partial protection from throwned stones, bottles and shit like that. Will not fully protect from concussion depending on the size and speed of stone, but it at least would not cut skin.

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>>49548951
>>49549614
>>49550373

>>49548723
It's not as though you can't make it work. Maybe it's some weird cactus that evolved in that area for...reasons, who the fuck cares. Just give it hide stats and it's all good. Do bear in mind that for legit desertwear, you probably want to reference bedouin robes.

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needs more dakka