Getting shit past your dyslexic GM

Magic Milisses

>>49535417
Would have gone with "Magic Molasses" personally.

Also: Cram Person.

>prestondickification
>turns target's dicks into prestons

>true stroke
You get a stroke. Big chances that you're gonna die.

>>49535356
Oh I had one of those. He was a real bully dm who loved to rocks fall or railroad and just stole from anime

>>49535356
Pantysmell Force

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>Have really bad dyslexia
>My fucking face when I didn't see anything wrong with the thread at first glance

>>49535356
Thrown whip

>Ice Badger

Infect Wounds

>>49535356


Once, long ago, I was in a campaign where one of the local ranks of nobility was "Shan".

And I forget exactly what we were doing with this particular one, but I cast a spell that causes an epileptic shock to the target if it succeeds.

Spell hits, GM rolls saving throw, and I ask

>Well, did it work? Did the fit hit the Shan?

My teammates were annoyed when they discovered I used that spell solely for that pun.

>>49543102
Your teammates have no sense of humor then

Biggby's Groping Hand?

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>>49543576
>not Bigguy's Crashing Plane

Ham

>magic moth
Your enemy's food get invested with moth larvae

>>49535356
Oh goody goody drops, Ive quite a few that I stole from a similar thread ages ago.

>Maize
Traps victims in an interdimensional corn field

>Inflict Pounds
Summons a meatbread

>Bless Waiter
More useful than you think

>Shocking Gasp
Sadly does not come with a musical sting

>Leamound's tiny rut
for those little fucks

>Lay on Hams
Bam, A Ham, Yum

>Unseemly servant
Ya know that king? he follows your orders.

>Geese
Fucking everywhere

Ill try to remember/come up with more.

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A bump

>>49546126

>Clown Kill

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

>Dancing Wights
What a THRILLER!

>Goat Sounds
Maaaa

>Ray of Trofs
Launches troughs at the target

>detect poisson
No fish shall escape your sight

>Arcane Karm
Calms things down magically

>Protection from Levi/Wall
Mimic walls are fucked, as is levi.

>burning hans
Fuck that guy

>Disgust self
Urgh.

>Chaos Fear
FEAR IT

>Father Fall
doubley bad if your father is a paladin

>Frog Cloud
Ribbit.

>Magic Weepeon
Conjures a small commoner

>Obscure Abject
protection from hipsters

>Arcane Look
Makes you look inscrutable

>salmon monster
>salmon swarm
the most terrible spells

>touche of idiocy
Allows the witless to outwit the witted

>See invincibility

>Sphere of Dankness
20ft sphere of clammy moisture

>Panties Trap
renders underwear unmovable without a lock pick check.