>Lawful good paladin with a chaotic evil body part

>>49501803
why not smite themself?

>>49501803
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>>49501803
He killed a villain and took his icy cold heart as a memento of all the evils that exist in the world that the paladin fights against. The sheer hatred in the heart has preserved it and the Paladin keeps it in a jar that he carries in his rucksack.

>>49501803
>with a chaotic evil body part
And this part is his head?

>>49501843
No, his liver.

>>49502500
They drink to keep it weakened

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>>49501843
Isn't it obvious?

>>49501803
Isn't that what's his face in Devil May Cry 4?

>>49501803
So corporal Tourette or a mean Saint Vitus Dance?

If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to depart into hell

>>49501803

I read that as

>Lawful good paladin with a chaotic evil body guard

How would that work?

>>49504580
Chaotic Evil people can still fall in love, anon. They can even follow rules if it's beneficial. They're not animals.

>>49504089
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome

>>49504871
>the hand of the paladin is jerking him off
>NO, FILTHY DEMON'S HAND I DID A VOW OF CASTITY

>>49501803

>thatsapenis.png

>>49504248
Alright Vecna, calm down.

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How about chaotic good and chaotic evil? Any love for hopeman?

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>>49501803