Kneel before your Tzarina, /tg/

>>49499288
Did she also tried to have sex with a horse?

>>49499304
Who had sex with a horse

>>49499345
Catherine the Great of Russia.
Although it's more likely a rumor made by her detractors or ex-lovers angry that had falen from her good graces.

>>49499385

It is total bullshit. Had a high school English teacher that actually tried to pass this off.

>>49499587

History teacher, not English. Don't know why I typed that.

(super important correction)

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>>49499288
Raped by Beastmen.GG.

>>49499615
this isn't a thread about your mom anon.

>>49499661
No, it's a thread about the Tzarina. And how she got slathered in massive beastmen cock as Kislev got sacked.

>>49499705
stop talking about your mothers sexual habits. We all know them, they're published in crack whore monthly.

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>>49499739
Nagash didn't raise me to deal with children, Anon.

>>49499773
Didn't that dude refuse a reward from Nagash, saying service was reward enough? Nagash doesn't deserve a bro like him.

>>49499705
If the last couple editions of WHFB taught me anything, it's that Beastmen job to just about everyone else.

>>49499853
Arkhan is the coolest dude in the End Times. He kills elves and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>49499857
Kislev basically went out this way.

>Angry Beastman rallies a bunch of other beastmen with blessing from Archaon
>Pillage and desecrate a fuck ton of villages, eventually get to Kislev itself
>Manages to sack Kislev at the cost of a good portion of his army, wounds the Tsarina but she escapes with royal guards
>Tsarina bands some survivors together, makes a mad dash for the border
>Make it to the border, Beastmen army is massive again and right on them
>Tsarina and royal guards stay behind to fight them off as civilians escape
>Queue royal guard getting slaughtered, Tsarina getting ravaged by beastmen cocks over and over again

That last part is only vaguely hinted at. Beastmen got shit done in Kislev.

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>>49500016
Spare us your slander.

Katarin is pure!

>>49499999
>>49500000

>>49499877
the coolest dudes in the end times are the ones who went largely unmentioned

Like gor rok having the moon fall on him and surviving. Or Gilles and Abhorash fighting back to back at the end of the world.

Arkhan is gr8 but he's stuck in the middle of all the end times garbage.

>>49500138
You have to admit, Arkhan almost lazily slapping an elven prince all the way to next fucking millennium was badass.

Guy was the dedicated hero killer.

>Killed a Chaos infused Kemmler in Bretonnia
>Put Volkmar out of his misery once and for all.
>Did the same for Aliathra
>Lich slapped Eltharion like he was nothing.
>All but pissed on Mannfred's face as Nagash rose.

And that's all in one book.

>>49500255
You say badass, I say Mary Sue

>>49500302
He would be a Mary Sue if there wasn't a proper explanation. Killing Kemmler was due to him having just obtained the Staff of Nagash, and it wasn't a stomp. Eltharion got slapped on top of a gigantic focus of Necromantic magic.

Not to mention his entire purpose for it was that he might finally be able to die in peace, and maybe do a bit of 'good' in the world along the way.

>>49499288
how come 90% of end times lore and characterisation reads like shitty Warcraft backstory?

>b-but muh EPPIICC bro-characters n shiiet
yeah, nah.

>>49500584
>Shitty Warcraft backstory
>Good guys losing left and right
>Altdorf literally falls victim to a shitstorm.
>Elves get their shit pushed in from every side
>Archaon waffles in the distance, waiting to activate the thing that ends the world.
>WORLD LITERALLY ENDS.

>>49500679
>>WORLD LITERALLY ENDS.
See, that'd make a great warcraft story.

>>49499385
This "theory" is totally spurious.

Catherine was a pretty awful woman but didn't fuck horses.

>>49499288
That's Mishka the Slaughterer dumbass. The founder of Kislev, not the current Tzarina.

>>49502255
WRONG

>>49500255
>>All but pissed on Mannfred's face as Nagash rose.

Mannfred got his revenge in Aos by dueling and defeating Arkan. Arkan admitted after the fight that Mannfred is indeed is the strongest Motarch but he that however his arrogance and disloyalty will always be his undoing. Arkan pointed out at the huge figure standing in the shadows. The figure steps out of the shadows and revealed himself. It was Nagash.

>>49500016
>>Queue royal guard getting slaughtered, Tsarina getting ravaged by beastmen cocks over and over again

Her fate is unknown. All we know from the short story is that her warriors and her charged the Chaos hordes and unleashed a blizzard that enveloped the battle raged until the world died.

The Kislivites made it to AoS and settled in the Beast Ream, IIRC. She reincarnated in AoS but committed suicide via Sigmar in order to bless one of Stormcast with her icy powers.

>>49500337
Eltharion didn't even fight Arkhan. He BTFO Mannfred then didn't even bother finishing him off, before losing his sword by using it to breach Arkhans magical barrier. At that point he had nothing but to try to break Arkhans neck with his bare hands, at which point Arkhan grabbed him and used a boosted version of that lore of undeath spell that rapidly ages people into dust. No matter how badass of a warrior you are, you have no defence against getting point blank blasted by the second strongest necromancer in the world

>>49502327
>She reincarnated in AoS but committed suicide via Sigmar in order to bless one of Stormcast with her icy powers.
The fate of all vaginas in AoS.

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>>49502342
Implying.

>>49502336
>He BTFO Mannfred then didn't even bother finishing him off

He ran from Mannfred to get to the ritual. He didn't BTFO him in a fight

>>49502381
> posting the one woman in the tabletop who is also a crazy semi-corrupted bitch.

>>49500679
>Shitty Warcraft backstory
>Good guys losing left and right
>Stormwind literally falls victim to a shitstorm.
>Elves get their shit pushed in from every side
>WORLD LITERALLY ENDS
Well, he is right then

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>>49502389
She is life incarnate. She ain't corrupted and she ain't crazy.

Also there is Neferata.

>>49502431
Stormwind is still around. The Blood Elves are resurging.

And the heroes will stop the bad guys for the 100th time. The world of warcraft never ended.

>>49502454
Stormwind Keep fell to green dindus during the First War

>>49502517
Rebuilt stronger than before and the world did not end.

Almost each Warcraft expansion starts with Stormwind getting attacked or wrecked by something.

>>49502592
So?

>>49502631
What do you mean so?

>>49500016
Katarin refused to leave her homeland. Why would she run for the border?

>>49502667
I don't see your point. Every part of that green text applies to Warcraft and the End Times.

>>49502705
Altdorf was destroyed forever

And the Warcraft world never ended. Point where the Warcraft world literally ended.

>>49502738
>destroyed forever
This isn't what 'fall' means. Altdorf fell, Stormwind fell.

Warcraft was many times on the brink of destruction. Warhammer just tipped over the last time. It feels very similar.

>>49502327
that is just horrible

>>49503365
Why though? The Stormcast was her champion and implied descendant when he was a mortal man.

>>49503365

It's not really confirmed

Honestly to me both just seem like implications that are meant to be nods to older fans.

>>49502669
Because the whole end times made no fucking sense?
Which incidently makes them save to ignore completely.

>frigid cunt
>witch nonetheless
>believes she actually matters

Good job getting chaos dick in place of the empire, you barely effective meatshield

>>49502669
She was going to the order to let her civilians escape. She always intended to stay behind.

>>49502785
>It feels very similar.

How though?

>>49503393
She'd never been said to have kids before. Why wouldn't they chose her? I don't think Stormcasts care about gender.

>>49503487
>Nod to older fans.
>All of age of fucking shitmar.

Man fuck GW. They deserve to go out of business.

>>49507286
Countless thousands of years passed between End Times and Age of Sigmar. You telling me she kept being a virgin that long?

And I don't think she wanted to be a Stormcast. She is basicallya minor goddess. However, she got tired of living and of all the suffering she witnessed. She asked Sigmar to end her.

>>49503487
Hahaha. Yeah, right. We're talking about the people that deliberately alienated their old fan base and destroyed the setting so they could "force" people to move on.

>>49509863
But the world literally ended. The fact that she's alive is amazing in of itself.