Stat this, /tg/

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You head the man, Stat him. We're doing this thing again

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>>49449680
Got it covered, anon.

>>49449633
Get rid of the tomatoes and we'll talk.

>>49449633
>Lifesupport (Does Not eat) 1 Continuous charge (2-4 hours of satiation) , charge does not recover. Obvious Accessible focus. Independent.
>~1/10th of a character point.

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>>49449795
FTFY

>>49450135
Are you telling me if I put ten sandwiches together they are a character?

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>>49450460
Cool, now do this one

>>49449633
>>49450691
Fuck I'm hungry

>>49450477
No, but they would equal 1 character point. Most people play 70-200 point characters so probably not.

>>49449633
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunchbox
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend
(Medium Health Kit)

>>49450848
Minimum of 700 sandwiches put together to be a character, then.

>>49450083
Fuck you. Not wanting Tomato on your sandwhich is the same as saying you don't like the taste of Skub.

>>49450691
SILF 20

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No sandwich compares to the broodwich.

http://wanderoveryonder.wikia.com/wiki/Sourdough_the_Evil_Sandwich

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>>49450922
>eating Skub

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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I SUMMON THEE! BRING UPON YOUR RECKONING!

MEATBREAD! I SUMMON THEE!

>>49450691
Damn...

>>49449633

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>>49449633
Heals +1 Non-Lethal damage & +1 CON damage

Size/Type:
Medium Humanoid (Goblinoid)

Hit Dice:
3d8+3 (16 hp)

Initiative:
+1

Speed:
30 ft. (6 squares)

Armor Class:
17 (+1 Dex, +3 natural, +2 leather armor, +1 light wooden shield), touch 11, flat-footed 16

Base Attack/Grapple:
+2/+4

Attack:
Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2)

Full Attack:
Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2)

Space/Reach:
5 ft./5 ft.

Special Attacks:
—

Special Qualities:
Darkvision 60 ft., scent

Saves:
Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1

Abilities:
Str 15, Dex 12, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 9

Skills:
Climb +3, Hide +4, Listen +4, Move Silently +6, Spot +4

Feats:
Alertness, Weapon Focus (morningstar)

Environment:
Temperate mountains

Organization:
Solitary, gang (2-4), or band (11-20 plus 150% noncombatants plus 2 2nd-level sergeants and 1 leader of 2nd-5th level)

Challenge Rating:
2

Treasure:
Standard

Alignment:
Usually chaotic evil

Advancement:
By character class

Level Adjustment:
+1

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>>49453921
>STR 20
>DEX 8
>CON 25
>INT 1
>WIS 2
>CHA 18

>>49450460
>>49449795

it's speed still looks too high, if it was an alligator sandwich I could see it being snappy, but that double rye breading would still slow it down some.

And it really doesn't have anything tasty enough to warrant that special stat, make it more defensive than attack, v. low special and speed.

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>>49454224
No, no, see it's.

>Size/Type: Tiny Foodstuff (Sandwich)
>Hit Dice 2d6+2 (10 HP)
>Initiative: +0
>Speed: 0 ft,
>Armor Class: 11 (+1 natural)
>Base Attack/Grapple: +0/+0
>Attack: _
>Full Attack: _
>Space/Reach: 0ft./0ft.
>Special Attacks: _
>Special Qualities: Delicious
>Saves: Fort +1, Ref +0, Will -2
>Abilities: STR _, DEX_, CON 12, INT _, WIS _, CHA 1
>Skills: _
>Feats: Tantalizing
>Environment: Temperate kitchens
>Organization: Solitary, meal (2-4), or feast (11-20 plus 150% side dishes)
>Challenge Rating: 1/4
>Treasure: Standard
>Alignment: Always true neutral
>Advancement: By character class
>Level Adjustment: +0

>On self use, gain 300 HP over 4 seconds
>On ally use, they regain 50% max health

>>49450691
Motherfucker, I'm trying to avoid red meat during the week and YOU AREN'T HELPING.l

>>49454440

I think it's bacon, not red meat.

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>>49454128

>SEVER YOUR LEG, PLEASE; IT'S THE GREATEST DAY

>>49452053

I don't know, I had to take out the sun dried tomatoes

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>>49453921
Let thine prayers be answered

>>49454476
It's roast beef, it's a Reuben.

>>49449633
Not nearly enough food/10

>>49449633

1d2 nonlethal against small+ creatures, 1d2 lethal against tiny creatures.

>>49454476
And bacon is a vegetable? Red meat is beef and pork mostly and if bacon doesn't come from a pigs arse, said animals may learn how to fly.

>>49449633
Remove lettuce, add grilled eggplant with light vinaigrette

>>49460706
Americans don't know what qualifies as "red meat" because of some ad campaign trying to pass off pork as "white meat."

>>49460772
God bless america.

>>49450849
/thread

>>49460706
The pigs ass is the ham, delicious delicious pig ass. Interestingly Pork Butt comes from the front shoulder.

>>49453660
Look at this fancy fucker who thinks he's too good for skub.

>>49460879
Yeah bacon's the belly, i meant that more as a figure of speech.

>>49455914
>roast beef
This is the most disappointed I've ever been in /tg/

>>49461290
you may know it as corned beef, very similar to pastrami.

Its a different taste to standard roast beef. also here is a basic breakdown of a Reuben.

Corned beef, Swiss or other mild white cheese, Dill Pickle (very important to get good pickles), mustard (your choice, yellow is good but deli or dijon is good too), and sauerkraut.

>>49455699
By all that is holy and sacred, what is that abomination?! Purge it!

>>49461314
oh, and the bread has to be Rye, sourdough-rye if you can find it.

>>49449633
Wasn't that already a yu gi oh card?

>>49449633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHZrgSmBOmE

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>>49460772
Does this look red to you? Does it? No. No, it does not. It looks white. Pork is white meat. Checkmate.

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>>49461343

>>49450922
Why the fuck would you eat your Skub? That'd be like using mercury for lube - it probably won't work, and if it does, it's still not gonna be healthy, no matter how shiny your junk gets. Jesus, man. "For external use only" is some important shit.

>>49450691
Nice 'go'za

>>49461429
Health warnings are for faggots.

Heat that skub up and inject it right into the veins. Anything less is for faggots.

>>49461343
>Americans seriously think the "red/white meat" distinction has anything to do with the literal color of the cooked meat.

wew lad

>>49449633
It's RAW
RAW
RAW
RAW

>>49449633
That's some shit tier bread.

>>49461314
>Dill pickle
I have never had a Reubens this way. Maybe it's a local thing, or maybe you'really conflating it with the Cuban, but either way I need to try it.

Nutrition Facts

Dagwood Sandwich
Serving Size: 1 Sandwich

Amount per serving
--------------------------
Calories1546.7 Cals from Fat 847
Water 603.04 g
Total Fat 94.11 g
Saturated Fat 33.88 g
Polyunsaturated Fat 17.72 g
Monounsaturated Fat 33.21 g
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 348.68 mg
Sodium 7609 mg
Potassium 2094.35 g
Total Carbohydrate 79.71 g
Dietary Fiber 11.32 g
Sugars 14.06 g
Starch 0 g
Alcohol 0 g
Protein 96.51 g
-------------------------
Vitamin A 5655.33 IU
Vitamin C 143.27 mg
Calcium 1088.39 mg
Iron 13.17 mg
Vitamin E 3.8 mg ATE
Thiamin 1.51 mg
Riboflavin 1.48 mg
Niacin 18.8 mg
Vitamin B61.07 mg
Folate 147.37 mcg
Vitamin B 122.44 mcg
Pantothenic Acid 2.12 mg
Phosphorous 1518.7 mg
Magnesium 146.05 mg
Selenium 65.83 mg
Zinc 9.35 mg
Copper 0.88 mg

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>>49461986
>implying there's such a thing as "good" bread

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>>49461318
>not knowing meatbread
Lurk more newfag

>>49449633
Danishthinksthisisfoodandnotsnack/10

>>49455699

Been a while since we trolled /ck/ with meatbread threads.

>>49449633
That's a high level psion.

>>49464897
You, I like you.

>>49449633
Did anyone ever finish that sandwich RPG?
Also meatball sub master race reporting in.

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>>49463793
*laughter from germany*