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What's his name again?

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What's his name again?
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Help me out here, I think it was something like Rawboot Galahan?
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Robot Girlyman
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>>49445965
Robert Gillman.
this is the future /tg/ chose
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Rowboat girlyman spiritual leige
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Primarch Gilligan's Island
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No, I'm pretty sure it was something like RuPaul Golliwog
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>>49445941
Could you imagine being him when the emperor lands on the planet and reveals his lineage and the existence of his brothers only to find out more than half of them are drooling tards edge lords or autists?
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>>49446024
or that one of your brothers was named Ronald Dork, a.k.a. Mister Fister
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>>49445941
Miles Gloriosus
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>>49445941
sire
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>>49445941
Benedict Cumberbatch.
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>>49445941
Rawbutt Girlyman
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roronoa zollo
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>>49446024
Just smile and nod.
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>>49446024
>I hate to be a burden, father, but something bothers me and I fear only you can answer
>Speak, my son, I would be glad to help you
>I can understand you taking in Dorn, Horus, Johnson, and most of my other brothers
>But, why take ones as helplessly deranged as Curze and Angron?
>I'll uh, have to get back to you on that one. I've got Emperor things to do.
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>>49445941
Rumpled Goyplans?
Ronald Goiterplant?
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>>49445941
Alexander Hamilton.
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Rawbutt Girlyman aka ''Bareback Ladyboy''
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>>49445941
A man who's ineptitude is just a way to reflect the true glory of I, CATO SICARIUS.
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>>49446261
>Bareback Ladyboy
Naw that's Fulgrim.
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Just another reminder that the same people who claimed we'd never get miniatures of the Primarchs also think we'll never get a miniature of the Emperor.
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Also, also, who let this guy be a primarch?
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>>49445941
Better warmaster than Horus
more handsome than Sanguinius
better fashion than Fulgrim
better commander than Lion
more humane than Vulkan
better son than Dorn
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>>49446404
I feel a "no one fights like gaston" rewrite coming
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>>49446473
Explain me why do you think all these qualities don't apply to Guilliman then.
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>>49446473
which Primarch was the most narcissistic? That's the one that gets the Gaston song
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>>49446602
Fulgrim/Horus.
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>>49445941

What is it about this man that makes the traitor Primarchs so butthurt?
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>>49446610
He beat them into Eye of Terror.
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>>49446610
His cool name.
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>yfw your legion gets called a bunch of whoresons by Rowboat
>yfw you get beat up by Rowboat and get called a punk ass bitch
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I always liked his model and how it focuses on him being Caesar. I just hope the Russ model focuses on vikings and shit.
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>>49446038
Until the end of the scouring, I doubt the two had any reason to dislike one another. They both had similar upbringings and methods.

Shame we're never going to see them interact much, and it's a double shame black library is almost undoubtedly going to ruin the scouring after finishing the heresy.
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>>49446685
>Dem lips
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>>49446160
Is Lionel really such a tool? I haven't read a lot of the actual fluff, but I browse Lexicanum sometimes and he always seemed, well, pretty vanilla but at least like a decent bloke
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>>49446685
>>49446788
Literally the same picture. Amazing.
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>>49446797
:3c
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Hot Coldman
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Rimworld Goodgame
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BROTHERS

THESE JESTS HAVE PUT MY CHOLER UP
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>>49446793

you watch game of thrones

the sword skill and looks of jaime lannister
the brains of tyrion lannister
personality of stannis baratheon

that is basically Lion El Johnson in a nutshell.
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>>49445941
Fusspot Moving fan
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>>49445941
Wash'a'lot Jellypan
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>>49446915
Well shit, I'd follow that guy into battle for sure.
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>>49446169
He actually did that about a couple of brothers, as did Corax and... maybe Pert?

Don't think they were all about the same one, but I think Curze and Mort had concerns raised about them
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>>49446404
>Better warmaster than Horus
But he didn't have the face to land the job.
>more handsome than Sanguinius
O-objectively wrong!
>better fashion than Fulgrim
True. Patrician taste.
>better commander than Lion
More stringent and rigid, everyone flips their shit when the chain of command is broken.
>more humane than Vulkan
But could he make everyone on a death world bros?
>better son than Dorn
That's a strange way to say absent from Terra.

I miss when Ultramarines were the jack of trade chapter.
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>>49446404
>Sanguinius
>wrong
>not an acomplishment
>wrong, Lion is stated to be the best commander out of all the Primarchs
>that would be Sanguinius
>that would be my bird-boy too
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Julius Marinus Caesar?
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>>49446811

Some of them are actually fine, i love how Ferrus Manus is twice as big as Fulgrim, meaning he is even bigger since he is in the back
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>>49445941
Wreck-it Ralph?
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>>49445941
Imperator?
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>>49446915
>personality of stannis
>kills his children for his best interest
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>>49448749
Stannis did do that in the show though. Possibly in the books as well.
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>>49445941
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE
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>>49446811
>Halfsize Magnus
This saddens me.
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>>49445941
Is that Reboot Gigabyte?
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>>49445941
Robbie Geilimann
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>>49446915
The voice of Lionel Richie
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>>49445941
Rawbutt Gorillaman.
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>>49446793
Depends on the story.
He's pretty bland in most, fucking great in Savage Weapons, then chimps out and downright kills one of his chaplains for questioning him i9n the next.

If you only gonna read one story about him, read savage Weapons.
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>>49445941
Rahl-Boot Guillaumy-man
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Roboute Guillableman
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>>49445973
In the 3? Edition of the dark angels codex he was referred as Robert Guilliman.
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>>49445941
>Robart just wanted to make the Imperium greater
>had no ulterior motives or mental deficits
>built a great legion, objectively the most effective of them all
>everyone despises him and makes fun of him simply for doing his duty better than the others

being an ultrasmurf is suffering.
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>>49445941
His name is john cena
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>>49445941
Big Bobby G
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>>49445941
Robert Gayman
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>>49445941
His name is Roboute Paulson.
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>>49445941
LONG LIVE GULLIMAN!

GULLIMAN!
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>>49451599
My battle brother.
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>>49446811
>Fulgrim the Primarchlet
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>>49454748

Seiba?
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>>49446915
aside from copy and pasting 1d4chans description on him you also missed:

the name of a gay alcoholic poet
betrayed the emperor
prided himself at secret keeping but was only second best at that like everything else

fuck dork angel fags, they're as bad as the space yiffs, and the edge lords. why the fuck would anyone want to be a trans loyal dress wearing jew knight?
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>>49446610
Did someone say traitor Primarch? I got this lads
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>>49446024
Can you imagine the Emperors reaction to landing on his planet?

He has just spent years going to the biggest shit holes in the galaxy to get his dumb ass sons, and then all of a sudden he lands on a planet almost as fucking good as his own, and sees his son is the big man in charge instead of some fucking pet or whatever.
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>>49456147
Not sure whether b8 or butthurt.
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>>49456421
All the Primarchs except for Angron and possibly Morty were in charge though.
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>>49456528
more like honesty, something the dork angels lack.
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Rawbutt Girlyman
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>>49445941
Rillifane Ralathil
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>>49445941
Robot Guroman?
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Rupert Googlyman
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>>49445941
Expandor Ulixis Magniat, it says so right on his podium.
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>>49446915
Well said
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I always wondered why the Ultra's were the "generic" space marines and not the Imperial Fists. The Ultra's have distinctive iconography in the form of Rome where as the Fists just seem to wear yellow armor.

Apparently they're supposed to be based on Prussia but I don't see it.
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>>49446811
>Fulgrim the Primarchlet
>Magnus and Vulkan being one of the shorter ones
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>>49445941
Roubete Guillimen
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>>49446404
Perturabo is a better architect
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>>49458565
Fists are autistic for fortifications while Ultras set the base template for others to base their tactics off of.
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>>49445941
GALVATRON!
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>>49458565
I think that some of it has to do with the Imperial fists names. Sigismund for example is the name for some notable German rulers.

>>49458703
All hail Galvatron!
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>>49458682
Yeah, I know but nothing in their uniform actually reflects that, they just use standard, no frills equipment. Ultra's have a bunch of roman shit slapped on them to fit their theme.
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>>49458565
Dork Angels are the generic marines
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>>49458853
is this bait
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>>49446024
Considering most if not all of them had the mental age and maturity of teenagers and remained arrogant every second of their life. except for angron, he was justifiably pissed.

but none of them had a moment of humility besides witnessing the god emperor, but many just took that as "wow I'm from this guy I could be better"

when you hear about the nice american pie designed rooms the god emperor had built for the primarches you have to wonder what he had in mind for them. they became adults dictating the lives of people by the time an average person was entering grade school.
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>>49446404
Bleeding on the edge of fucking heresy. Don't talk about my nigga Sanguiny ever again you dink
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>>49454748
You ever wonder if a chapter reserves an astertes to be kind of gimped in their gene seed implants so that they are kind of shorter, are also more wide hipped and so on. and then give them implants to be the chapter puss.

tit plate not for "protection" but for squad moral off duty.
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>>49456652
The only ones with functioning multi-planet empires were Dorn and Guilliman, though.
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>>49461210
Put my fetish down and back away slowly, anon.
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>>49458061
Topkek
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