Just putting this photo of me wearing DIY chain mail my best

>Fallout 3 poster.

You made that? Cool OP.

>>49444876
yep, its from the Prima Games Fallout 3 walkthrough book

>>49444890
took a few months of work, mail by mail, but it worked and its fitting me like a glove, as long as i dont gain more weight, which would be difficult

>>49444876
More importantly, Teutonic Knight shield.

>>49444867

Are you planning on making more?

Also, and don't take this the wrong way - but if you want to get in better shape, wear that chainmail as you exercise.

It sounds stupid, but when I was getting fit to get back into LARP, I'd wear my armour when I went out for runs or exercised. It's two fold - you get used to wearing the gear while exerting yourself, and the extra weight gives you a better workout.

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Keep doing cool shit OP.

>>49444867
Not bad, but you might wanna extend the sleeves. Hauberks traditionally had at least half sleeves, even if they ended at the waist.

>>49444902
>its fitting me like a glove
No gambesons for you then

>>49444867
Nice, but I don't think it goes with your wizard hat and robe.

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>>49444867
Looks solid, OP. How much does it weigh so far? What's it like wearing it?

>>49444938
>extend the sleeves
I'm with this anon. I'm not a LARPer, but I think it'll look better with sleeves. At least covering the shoulders so it doesn't make me think of an apron or a wifebeater.

I don't understand why fat people take pictures of themselves.

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>>49445222

Everyone being positive because a dude went out and made fucking chain mail for christ sake and some faggot has to shit it up.

>>49445222
I don't understand why thin people take pictures of themselves.

>>49445245
I don't understand why people take pictures.

>>49444867

Nice shirt and all but what the fuck is up with your mirror?

Do you use it as a scratching post or something?

>>49444867
Looks great OP! That's some impressive dedication. How did you do it? Physically connecting the links seems so tedious. Were you watching tv at the same time or anything like that?

I'd echo the other Anons about extending the sleeves, or even suggest making yourself a sort of "skirt", as much of the mail coats I've seen extend down to the knees to protect your upper legs and groin.


>>49445222
Dude. Be nice. He worked really hard on something and wanted to show off. He's not asking you to find him attractive or anything like that, he just wanted to show us his cool project.

>>49445333
This is 4chan faggot this place stopped being good never years ago. Lose some fucking weight you fat fuck. Then you can wear a gambeson and rape wenches like a proper knight.

>>49444867
Looks dope, nice work dude.

>>49445348
You should work on yourself. Your personality matches a dogs anus in terms of appeal.

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>>49445348

>>49444867
>butted
>fit too closely for a gambeson
>no sleeves, ends at waist
8*/10

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>>49445333
OP here, my best mate was the one doing most of the harder work as to assemble all the rings together, my job was the boring part: opening all the links so he could work.

We talked while we worked, talking about what we would be doing at LARP, like making profit thanks to a merchant system in one of the LARP we go to

>>49445204
>what's it like wearing it
It feels like I'm wearing several layers of clothing but out of steel. Yes, this is steel, not aluminum.

>Adding sleeves
You see, that's another project for later, at the moment, I just needed a chest piece

>>49444952
My mate bought one and we're planning to make his ring mail this winter.


OH, DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE THE GIANT AXE WE MADE? ITS FUCKING SWEET, let me post pictures of they saved on here

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>>49445497
More axe

>>49444952
Actually, if he knows the chainlink fits him now, if he loses the weight and gets a gambeson it should fit perfectly.

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>>49445497
Hey man, if you're interested in LARP stuff, there's a dedicated LARP thread that runs on /cgl/. Some veterans there who'd be glad to give you some pointers.

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>>49445497
My friend working on the axe

>>49445517
Nice boffer axe. Could use a little work, but it'll do the job on the battlefield.

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>>49445524
That's where the LARP stuff is now? Why? Did it get booted from /tg/ or something?

Axe handle with groovings in it to resemble wood

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>>49445545
Not booted, no. Some people bitched about it being here, but what else is new?
They moved to /cgl/ because it's a slower board and they liked having the threads stick around longer.

>>49445536
We used about 5 layers of latex on it on top of some other product we used to prep for latexing

It's the nicest bofer axe you can find. We value it at somewhere in the 200$ range if it were sold at Epic Armory.

My mate is also going to make some more stuff for larping, has told me about little armless with a symbol of our house in a LARP we go to and some other stuff

>>49445590
>We value it at somewhere in the 200$ range if it were sold at Epic Armory.

Got a photo of the finished product?

>>49444867
Cringe thread /tg/ edition?

>>49445590
>Epic Armory

Speaking of, if you're new to larp, I should warn you. As a general rule, don't buy any armor from them. It's cheap, but it's generally poor quality and one-size-fits-all. Armor is the biggest place it's absolutely worth shelling out extra for reenactment-quality gear.

>>49445611
I will get one if I can tomorrow, it's at my mate's house at the moment

>>49445682
>one-size fits all
I'm not too new to larps and I was aware of that detail

I'm not part of the one-size fits all category

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>>49445711
Keep being awesome dude. We're all looking forward to it.

Let's keep this thread going until OP delivers! Post your Larp Stories(including screencaps, personal stories, and bullshit you made up on the spot)

>>49445635

>Where do you think we are?

Faggot.

>>49445773
The dude just looks silly in a chain shirt because he's such a fat fuck, is all. It looks like a mumu not armor. Lighten up faggot.

>>49445497
>making profit thanks to a merchant system in one of the LARP we go to
What're ya selling?

>>49445754
Sadly I don't have any larp stories except the one you just posted. So here's an anecdote from one of my games that we found amusing.

>Game is post-apocalyptic fantasy
>Older guy is playing a reprogrammed killbot
>Comes from some robot empire that's trying to assimilate all organics
>Faulty memory system; one of the other PCs reprogrammed him to protect the town
>Guy is a programmer IRL, so he knows how a computer's logic chain would work
>Taking a rest between in-game crises
>Half a dozen or so players lounging about
>Killbot is sweeping his head from side to side
>Suddenly out of nowhere
>"Odds of successfully incapacitating all witnesses and escaping town: 23%"
>beat
>"Odds of successfully incapacitating all witnesses and escaping town: 28%"
>oshit.jpg
>Player approaches the table where he's sitting and asks him what's up
>"I am assessing the likelihood of escaping town and returning to the Holy Empire successfully under present circumstances"
>We all know he could do it
>One of the players runs away to get the engineer who can fix his programming
>"Odds of successfully incapacitating all witnesses and escaping town: 50%"
>Eventually a few players manage to use some Kirk-style logic to talk him down

Made for a nice tense moment that we remembered long after the event.

>>49445754
OP here, I got a story of one of my LARP characters.

My previous character died, having been thrown in a pit with a soul devouring monster in it, I had to create a new character. I was in a mood to make a fun "Play to lose" character so I decided to make a cannibal with a squeaker voice

Being fairly large, and at the time, having a shaven head, I decided to base my character upon Gluttony from Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

I asked the GMs for a blunt weapon I could use because I couldn't just say I'm biting people's arms off in one shot. I enter play as this large, ravenous, bear hide wearing freak of a man with a never ending appetite. Night goes uneventful since I had died pretty late at night, so all the night encounters were done

Then comes morning, my character goes for a walls, looking for food/people/corpses. I find the graveyard and a shovel, I was told someone had died and was buried there, my old character, so I decided to dig up the coffin and have breakfast. Some people passed along and saw me being odd, I told them Out of character I was eating a corpse. This freaked out the players as they finally realized I was covered in gore and blood, feeding on the bones of the deceased.

Later that morning, some creatures appeared in the meadow near the main town and a party, including me, went to hunt down the creatures, the fight took about 10 minutes, but in the end, I devoured the creatures before players had the time to salvage anything from them, so that's how I got lunch.

A bit later, a criminal was brought to justice, where the sentence was death by beheading. I assisted to said beheading and when all was done, I dashed for the corpse and picked up the player and brought him in a corner and told him I was going to eat him before the gravedigger had s chance tobbury my afterlunch snack. A town guard spotted me in the corner and asked me what the hell I was doing, explained him what he saw.

>>49445405
you forgot
> plebian 1 by 4 weave

at the very least use 2/4 If you were just gonna butt it

>>49445887
Are you incapable of being nice? Do you actually have some sort of brain problem that prevents you from seeing anything in positive light?

>>49445971
We're alchemists primarily, we buy large quantities of iron and alchemical stones and turn it into gold and sell the gold for more iron and alchemical stones

Continuing story

The guard was silent, but I told him, in the tiny squeaker voice "It's ok, you folks had your fun with him, now it's my turn".
The guard was so scared he didn't tell anyone what he saw and just went along his business.

during the rest of the day, I had fun at the expense of the satyrs, telling the them how much I'd love to cook them on a roasting spit, much laughter was had, much frightened goat ladies and half-Orcas were scarred for life, but then comes the current big bad, called at the time Voracious. He was wielding my huge axe that my mate and I made because I told the GMs to use it in game later so I could get my hands on it as loot, Voracious came with a gang of other small baddies, but in the end, the battle was won, I ate Voracious and took his axe for my own

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>>49444867
I see you don't need the girl.

>>49446118
Alright second story with The Cannibal

On my character sheet, I had asked a favor to have my deity to be the lord of dreams, because I would have it that The Cannibal had been made by the lord of dreams as a living nightmare of flesh and bone. So now that I had my swanky giant axe, I could take on the world. So this group of heroes show up with a dream catcher. Not a small one you buy at a shop, no, it was a large one, crafted by hand with all kinds of things in it and enchanted to prevent the thralls of the lord of dreams to enter the town. I of course, as a follower of the lord of dreams, figure out, out of my rudimentary intelligence and out of asking innocent questions, that this thing is bad for me, it's evil to me.

The folk who had crafted this dream catcher ask the most " trustworthy" person they could find, trustworthy being the guy with the biggest weapon around, being me, to guard the thing.

I accept, asked them for food in return for my services. First chance I get, when everyone was busy doing something that wasn't looking in my direction, I just passed the blade of my weapon into the dream catcher and then let a GM know what happened. The GM laughed his ass off when I showed him my character sheet showing my deity and why they picked me. GM tells me that they would change their plans for tonight to have a nightmare happen instead of what was originally planned.

So I go back to the now ruined dream catcher and stand next to it. Some people inquired about it, told them it was now broken for "some reason" while I went to "drink water".

>>49446344
The night comes and the nightmare begins. First thing that happens is the lord of dreams himself comes to town and comes to me, congratulating me for my brilliant effort and then transforms me into a nightmare version of me with two new abilities: Devour and Rage. Then the lord of dreams started his attack on the town and I triggered my rage, making me me night unkillable and devouring people's limbs right and left. After 40 minutes, the raid was done and I went to sleep, everyone was told that if they had died in the nightmare, in the morning, the lost all abilities with daily usage as though the disability Insomnia.

So the next morning, my character gets attacked by the heroes that made the dream catcher and they take me out and kill me for being a traitor

That's how the Cannibal came to a gruesome end

>>49446125
kek

>>49444867
Literally a fa/tg/uy. Did you eat your friend so you could both fit in it? You'd probably had enough metal for plate mail if you were normal sized. You look like a can of pepsi that was put in the freezer for too long. Post this on /cgl/ if you want a better fat jokes. seriously congrats on making a sick chainmail vest...two bad you can't walk 10 feet in it before you pass out you fat fuck.

>>49445375
It doesnt change the fact OP is a fat faggot who would get laughed at by the whole ren fair if he wore that in public. Shaming him a bit will hopefully make him realize he needs to work on himself before he dies of an artery clot.

>>49446087
>what is 4chan

>>49446012
>a character based around eating
OP is trolling.

>>49445545
faggots don't respond to the threads on /tg/ and it dies off that's the only reason.
I still start threads sometimes on /tg/ but it always dies off pretty quick.

but we can make this thread into a larp thread

>>49445405
>fit too closely for a gambeson
technically speaking gambeson wasn't always worn under a chainmail. Sometimes the gambeson was worn above it, so no problem with that.

>>49446086
again, technically speaking, anything other than 1 in 4 was VERY rare in europe.

>>49444867

HEMAfag here.

Nice job, decent gauge, well mad, chuck some short sleeves on it, add some length to it (it's a little short to chuck a belt over because it might come over the top), but other than that nice work.

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bomp

>>49445222

>Not masterbaitng to pictures of chubby nerd dudes on 4chan

Nigga you gay

>>49444867

Looks cool bro, I'm with the others though you should get some sleeves.

>>49444867
What the fuck did you do to your mirror to scratch it that badly

Nice mesh shirt.

>>49444920
Do you think people at the gym would get mad if someone showed up in full plate to work out?

>>49449626
>>49444920

https://youtu.be/Fa2irrYK09wl

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>>49449711

>>49446828
I follow your threads on /cgl/ sometimes, cool stuff.
Can anyone here give me general larp advice?
I have, after some thought and much prodding, decided to embark on a dark fantasy American western larp in my area. Think Shadowrun in the 1870s.
I had come up with a character concept of a Freedman that had taken in with some Jesuits after wandering for some years after the disaster of Reconstruction, then took off west after absorbing their teachings to spread the love and compassion of Christ our Lord to all the filthy, ignorant, blaspheming heathens that escaped righteous invective.
What are common dos and don'ts to general larp culture? I plan to be a bombastic sort, haughty and swollen with the light of the Lord, but I don't want to be an ass, y'know?
>will also ALWAYS have a cigar in my mouth or hand, lit or unlit

>>49450339
>What are common dos and don'ts to general larp culture?
Which country? There are huge differences between different countries larp culture (and some of that based on the country culture)

>>49450412
Sorry.
American Northeast (yes, I've heard some godawful things about the area, but the guys that convinced me are bros that I trust explicitly).

>>49450154
I just love horned helmet guy going in on the elliptical.


>wearing a towel over the armor in the shower room
Fucking lost it

>>49446125
What the fuck was that thing anyway? Was he supposed to be wearing body armor or something?

>>49450472
>Fucking lost it
This. Horned bro was balling the entire time.

>>49450456
>American Northeast
Canada or US?
if the US then you will have a few problems if the players are like the average larpers n the country

>being fat

cmon op you can do better

>>49450606
US, my bad.
Like I said, I trust my bros implicitly.
The larp itself seems more story and rp driven than anything else, so I wagered a fire and brimstone preacher in the old west would get some play.

>>49446087
Go back to tumblr.

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>>49444867
>Tfw I thought this fat ass was bait
>Tfw I realized only like two people talking shit about the tub of goo on fucking 4CHAN.
>Tfw I realized that everyone I've spoken to on every thread on /tg/ is as far and oblivious as this.

Chainmail looks like shit btw

>>49450757
>>49450832
The bait is weak.

Are fat people penalized in LARP?

Like, to represent how you'd be gassed 30 seconds into a fight

>>49450655
well then probably you found the white raven equivalent of larping in the US.
Anyway as far as my experience goes with US larpers you should tone down the God part of it and be more psychologist in your preaching. I mean try to just imply God without outright mentioning him all the way. "His ways are mysterious" is better than "God's ways are mysterious"

Also I assume that Freedman doesn't actually mean a nigger and you won't be using blackface either because that one could be a touchy subject.

Apart from that some general guideline:
- don't be an asshat
- try to give as much effort into your costumes as you can
- You character isn't the most important in the larp. Everyone else's are. In an ideal work this would mean that for everyone else you are the most important.
- character is not equal with player. Very important distinction, that some people overlook.
- if you bring a little more snacks with you you can easily make more friends or start conversations around the campfire.
- don't shit into other people's firepit if you don't want commit assisted suicide.
- if you aren't sure about something ask questions
- if there are melee combat hitting full force doesn't make you are more competent fighter, just a bigger asshole. Hit with as much force as it needs to connect and as much as it needs to be recognized by the other guy. contrary to popular belief full force attacks doesn't make you a pro in anything.
- bring a hat. The hat is your most important piece of clothing.

these are just from the top of my head but if you tell us more about the game I can probably give you more specific advices

>>49451600
The larp itself has a division of classes or "paths" for players to take, and one of them is Preacher. I think I will be able to get away with referencing God as freely as I wish.
>Also I assume that Freedman doesn't actually mean a nigger and you won't be using blackface either because that one could be a touchy subject.
Freedmen refers to any of the Africans released from bondage at the end of the Civil War, many of whom moved west. I'm also black, so no, blackface will not be a concern, but thanks for mentioning?
>what kind of autist do you think I am that you think a warning against blackface is necessary?

>>49445239
Always one. Always a wanker.

>>49451732
>what kind of autist do you think I am that you think a warning against blackface is necessary?
had to mention because a lot of people in europe couldn't understand the big thing about it and some US people doesn't understand it either.
Plus I've seen huge amount of rage against it from US larpers when they saw pics from a western larp in europe.
And let's be honest, we are on 4chan after all.

OP here, sad news, i won't be able to get a picture of the giant axe until tomorrow because my mate is unavailable today

I swear you will get the picture, and even if this thread dies, im gonna post it on the board anyways because a made a promise to deliver dammit

>>49451600
>first five are expect
>Snacks
Snacks are a little difficult, I dunno how stringent they are on the field. May bring jerky with me, and my flask.
>shit in the firepit
This sounds 2 parts hilarity and 1 part jesus no.
>>49451807
>Plus I've seen huge amount of rage against it from US larpers when they saw pics from a western larp in europe
Yeah, I can imagine why.
I generally give Euros a pass on shit like that because despite people complaining about American culture exportation, people know as much about what really goes on in America as Americans know what is going on in Japan.
>insert snarky commentary

>>49451844
Yea, you come back tomorrow and post your fat axe.

>>49451905
>Snacks are a little difficult, I dunno how stringent they are on the field. May bring jerky with me, and my flask.
dried fruits. also something with salt. If you spend a long day of running and fighting and whatnot you will need something that give you back a few essential salts and vitamins and easy to eat in small portions.

>This sounds 2 parts hilarity and 1 part jesus no.
I can assure you it's all funny and hilarious until it happens to you. Then it's funny hilarious and murderrage.
I mean it should be something that goes without saying but it happened to us, plus two other times someone simply shit next to our camp. One of them later accidentally ended up in a frozen river.

>I generally give Euros a pass on shit like that because despite people complaining about American culture exportation, people know as much about what really goes on in America as Americans know what is going on in Japan.
well, it's just a completely alien idea to us. There is nothing similar in europe that I can think of. I mean there are no group of minority that you can ridicule simply by putting on makeup, not even the gypsies.
Then again I'm from eastern europe where hating each other is the default, we don't need reasons like skin color or ideology, the fact that we are awake is more than enough

>>49452014
>I mean there are no group of minority that you can ridicule simply by putting on makeup, not even the gypsies.
That's because no one took something like that and made it a long running part of your comedy landscape.
I'm sure there are plenty of other subtle things that don't get passed around that other cultures don't particularly know of.

>>49452358
lot's of things. I'm not trying to defend the ignorance, just explains how the culture works here.

Anyway back to the advices: trick question, are you going to get any lodging/houses/whatever or tents and stuff?

>>49452501
No, I understand, I just mean there are a lot of things that do not cross gaps, and one of them are the ways to offend people that aren't verbal.
How many offensive hand gestures do you have, for example?
According to bros, cabins are used, and entry fee covers lodging and food for the weekend.
Larp is 18+, so smokes are allowed in the outdoors, booze is... regulated, so I've heard.
Combat is guns/ranged, melee and magic, with melee requiring at least a minimum swing for any blow to count, guns/ranged being converted nerf weapons for the most part, magic is... mostly unknown to me, working on picking up that part.
Setting is Zombies and Magic return to the World, to the point where Lee, at the head of a zombie army, has sacked Washinton, and Grant, on his third term, is mounting a desperate defense of PA against the encroaching forces.

>>49452904
>How many offensive hand gestures do you have, for example?
in hungary? all of them. We are big on hating each other, cursing and offend other.

>According to bros, cabins are used, and entry fee covers lodging and food for the weekend.
alright, then the various camping advice aren't needed. I won't go into what kind of clothing should you bring and how many because you are a grown up person.

>Larp is 18+, so smokes are allowed
just to clarify. smoking is allowed or smoke grenades. Probably the first but have to be sure.
But about drinking my general approach is that if you had more than one beer then you should do any kind of fighting after that, and getting shitfaced is not for a larp, no matter what others say.
I know that there is nothing that makes a friendship stronger than vomiting glitters next to each other but that's for other times.

>with melee requiring at least a minimum swing for any blow to count
I already see where is this going but please clarify. You have a declared minimum movement you have to make so the blow counts?

>>49444867
>fat as fuck
>amy gayhouse poster
>coat and fedora on coathanger
>fallout 3 poster
>nasty as fuck mirror
>having a fucking chainmail at all

>>49453735
>We are big on hating each other, cursing and offend other.
Is it the kind of offending where you secretly plot to get the other guy's children with your children, or the kind of good natured venom where you cuss each other out, then all go to the pub and buy each other beers and debate who came up with the best insult?
>grown up person
I might be older than you.
>smoking is allowed or smoke grenades
Smoking, with handrolleds and luckies preferred. Smoke grenades weren't common enough in the time period to justify them.
>don't get rocked
I don't plan on bringing that much liquor, just enough to refill my flask twice, either with gin or bourbon.
>You have a declared minimum movement you have to make so the blow counts?
Yes, apparently you need a minimum of a 45 degree arc for a blow to count, and a thrust needs at least 1'/20cm of move distance to count, or you literally ignore it.
"Machine-gunning" is grounds to be publicly ridiculed the first time, the Sheriffs to pull you aside the second.

>>49453852
the kind where you wish his kind would die back to the previous and the next 7 generation. And his pets too.
the cuss each other thing is for friends.

>I might be older than you.
on the internet nobody knows if you are a dog. And dog years doesn't count.

>I don't plan on bringing that much liquor, just enough to refill my flask twice, either with gin or bourbon.
Alright. I just had way too many bad experiences with people who drank too much. Then again it might be an eastern european thing.

>Yes, apparently you need a minimum of a 45 degree arc for a blow to count, and a thrust needs at least 1'/20cm of move distance to count, or you literally ignore it.
"Machine-gunning" is grounds to be publicly ridiculed the first time, the Sheriffs to pull you aside the second.
While I agree with the second totally, the first one is pants on head retarded. It never worked before in any larps and won't work in the future either. As the saying goes, not every bitchslap can have a police officer and similarly you can't decide it in the heat of combat if it was 45 degrees or just 37,5674
Rules like that are just trying to patch symptomes and cause way more argument that they actually prevent.
Nevermind it's just me ranting about bad rules...

>>49454125
>the kind where you wish his kind would die back to the previous and the next 7 generation. And his pets too.
I... think y'all niggas need to chill out a bit.
>Then again it might be an eastern european thing.
>sees above
No idea why.
>Nevermind it's just me ranting about bad rules...
It's less a rule, more what people will do in regards to the first. If you do it a couple of times flagrantly, the local rules lawyers will collar you and direct you in no curt words to knock it off. Repeat offenders are ejected, and that seems to be the general approach to people who cross the line too often. Fuckwads are not tolerated, no matter the jewgold they bring.

Dude, do you know you need a padding underneath that? also wtf no shoulder protection? Make some sleeves then lose weight so you can put on padding.

>>49446087
What if I did?

>>49454177
>I... think y'all niggas need to chill out a bit.
can't do that, we are a nation that it's surrounded by itself and half a millenia worth of inferiority complex with a good does of infighting because OBVIOUSLY the reason why we are shit is that all the world combined working against us BUT obviously again, they wouldn't be enough to take us down so some traitorous hungarians are working with them too.
It's kind of funny if you aren't part of this whole mess.
Plus we are surrounded with slavs and pseudo germans.

>No idea why.
well, hungary is around the world leaders in alcoholism. Recently we lost a few places there but only because drug use coming up hard. You can't take this country in any other way.

>Fuckwads are not tolerated, no matter the jewgold they bring.
That is a VERY rare approach in US larps. If the playerbase is good and you enjoy the game then cherish it because most probably you won't find anything like that in the near future

>>49444867
This is either totally innocent. or the most epic bait thread of all time.

>>49454177
>Fuckwads are not tolerated, no matter the jewgold they bring.

I don't have experience with US larps, but that does indeed sound very rare. Are you sure that this is all real and not some sick joke?

Also, I picked up something cool the other day.
for 30 euro's, I got myself two gasmasks. One of them original, even.

Now to find an event to use them

>>49454463
>One of them original, even.
... there are people who buy fake gas masks?

>>49454276
>>49454424
*shrugs*
I take it at face value, as I have no particular reason not to.
If it's good, sweet, have a nice time.
If not, fuck it, move on.

>>49454660
it's just that the US is an endless torrent of shit when it comes to larping and while there ARE a few gems here and there when you find them at first you have to maintain the healthy level of skepticism.

Are there any photos of this larp?

>>49454639
Me, apparently. But then again, I bought it because I thought it looked cool. Which it does.

>>49454710
personally I buy surplus ones. Hae more than enough. Then again I don't pretend that they would work in a real life situation... well they can filter out simple smoke good enough or the smell of dead chickens, but if there is a some chem or biological attack I wouldn't trust my life on these. Same with the NBC suits I have.
all of them expired long ago, that's why I could get them cheap

>>49454745
Yea, I figured. I would to, but surplus is less surplus here, and probably more expensive.
But that's due to not having alot of wars in the past, I suppose.

>>49444867
READ THE STICKY

>>49454702
I've heard this about American larps forever, to the point where I generally discard the mindset you must assume something is awful unless proven wrong, that is /v/irgin logic.
The way I see it, if I have fun, that is enough. I'm not jumping in with both feet, anyway.

>>49454802
So, he has to roll dice?

>>49454838
the thing is, if a game is shit that doesn't necessarily means that you can't have fun in it. I mean otherwise there won't be people who go to those games.

>>49445565
Is... is that a fully functional beanbag repeating crossbow?

>>49444920
That's... Real bad advice, honestly.
For someone of OP's weight (no offense meant, man) fucking up a knee is a serious risk, he should lay off exercising while wearing that chainmail for a while.

Not saying he can't, just not right now, he needs to lighten up the load on his legs a little before adding up more weight.

>>49454959
But if the game is shit, I will attempt to have fun with my boys, and if the game isn't shit, then I have something I can go back to.
I WILL have my cake and eat it, too.

>>49454907
>What did he mean by this?

No, but in all seriousness, what are you talking about?

>>49455034
>>49454907
>Be excellent to each other

>>49455034
I was just wondering what that dude was shouting about with his comment, that is all.

>READ THE STICKY

>>49455113
>>49455093

Oh, lol. It's just an old /fit/ meme.

OP's photo reminded me of those Current Body Threads that'd pop up on /fit/ every now and then.

Usually, when people posted a picture of their bodies asking a simple question ("How do I lose weight", or "What exercise plan is good for me?"), the /fit/izen anons would just shout "READ THE STICKY".

Just an old joke.

>>49455179
Ah, I see. Carry on then.
Let's get back on topic and talk LARP

>>49455179
So it's absolutely nothing relevant to /tg/?
Word.
>>49455228
I still wonder what kind of weapon a man of the Lord would carry into the dangerous wilderness besides a 9" wooden cross.

>>49455252
Well, it's a wild west type game, yes?
Either a heavy holy book or a trusty double-barreled shotgun. Cause sometimes the Lord decrees that heathens be put down.

Or, if all else fails, literal brimstone

>>49455282
>heavy holy book
>it's a torah
>filled with porn
>beat people to death with it

>>49447101
> wearing gambesons above chainmail
you fuckn wot

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>>49455338
"And the LORD saw that it was good!"

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>>49444867
Looks cool. Wish I did something as rad as that.

>all these angry skeltals
fat guys get fat girls
normies get normal and thin grils
skeltals get their hand
this is indisputable fact

>>49455372
I think you need to see how shit actually worked, rather than what pop culture tells you, anon.

>>49455476
OP here, I'm not getting any because I don't feel like figuring out how a woman's mind works since I can't figure out how my own mind works, seriously, Fuck the autism spectrum

>>49455476
OP, here. Literally drowning in pussy because of this sick chainmail. Gets those larper panties WET.

>>49444867

What's the point of a chainmail tent? It wouldn't protect you from the weather.

Op you fuck, take better care of your mirror

>>49445257
I don't understand why people

>>49454968
those aren't beanbags

>>49455031
then you covered your bases. God speed.

>>49455252
lots of pistols, if you are a freedman then maybe some kind of farming tool weaponized. straightened out scythe for example.

>>49455282
>Cause sometimes the Lord decrees that heathens be put down.
nah, the bible is very clear on the killing thing. However, it's a little more fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps...

>>49455372
there are sources for that, it happened. Wasn't the most regular think but people did it.

>>49455797
>if you are a freedman then maybe some kind of farming tool weaponized. straightened out scythe for example.
If you went out West, you need not concern yourself with the explosion of laws denying weapons and firearms to blacks back east.
Also, the prototypical longhandle scythe never got too popular in the American South, shorthandle ones were used often, especially towards the swampy areas.

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>>49454968
>>49455797
Indeed those are not beanbags. They're most likely something like this.

>>49455853
ahh yes, that reminds me: machate.

>>49446740
two bad you can't spell you illiterate fuck

>>49456015
I'd rather knot bee able two spell on a chinese image bored then be as obese as OP

>>49455476
OP here, fucking slaying qt chubby girls everyday. Once you get them on their back its impossible for them to get up, let alone fight back lol.

>>49456241
i'm fit and i'd rather be stuck in an elevator with a fat smart guy than a dumb gym bro, i guess that's just personal preference but if you chose the alternative i'd say you're either shallow or strange, especially if you post on here since the community is called fa/tg/uys for a reason.

>>49456293
>Once you get them on their back its impossible for them to get up, let alone fight back lol.

lmao do you rape them op?

>>49456323
Yep. It's really easy to get away with it at larping events because of all the secluded areas in the woods, and everyone assumes that when a girl starts screaming that you raped her that it's just roleplay.

>>49456308
I would wanna be in an elevator with some who doesn't violate the carrying capacity. Also, fatness is a sure sign of stupidity or else they would take better care of their body. Also:
>i'm fit
kek

>>49456337
you genius

>>49456363
why is that funny?

>>49456373
Because now I know your either fat or just stupid.

I'm not even OP, but This thread made me smile. Thanks /tg/.

>>49444867
Like how do people even get this fat. I dont understand compulsively eating too much food. Its not hard to just not eat yourself to death.

>>49456434
The nice guys in this thread are so obviously just trying to play /tg/ off as a safe space for fatties, or are themselves just fat. If this was a normal sized guy everyone would be shitting on his mail and the fact he was retarded enough to post his pic on any board other than /soc/.

>>49456487
didn't even have the decency to rotate the picture

>>49450900

No, they just use these absolutely fucking stupid rulesets that ensure that no one ever has to actually be good at any sort of physical activity or even move all that much. Looking at you. Amtgard.

>>49444867
Good job dude. I wont lie I tried but its such a monotonous and repetitive task I couldn't do it.

>>49456410
i've never been fat in my life, i've been skelly, bodybuilding, and somewhere in the in-between, as far as stupid goes, i've made some stupid decisions in life but most people have and i don't see how that makes me overall stupid, i do well in school. still, what does this have anything to do with our original argument? picking on the fat kid is something bullies in the 3rd grade do so i can assume you're either or preteen or some sort of man-child, grow up.

>>49457196
>calling me a manchild
>defending a fatfuck posting a picture of himself in chainmail on a malaysian hentai imageboard
Okay. Now I'm sure you're just stupid. Thanks for clearing that up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

>>49449711
I lolled at the guy in the frog helm in the locker room, with a towel on over his armor.

>>49451732
>What kind of autist do you think some rando 4chan user is?

Seriously, nigga?

Cool character, though. Would definitely fly in a wild West setting. Expect the odd Fedoralord but that's their autism, not yours

>>49456293
That's not me lol, I'm a permavirgin I'm OP

>>49454463
Got a pic?

>>49451600
>>49451732
>>49454177
>>49458200
>>49454276
>>49449240

Sorry guys, you can't use the N word anymore. It is being officially replaced by 'Google' in the 4chan vernacular.

>>49459162
Nah man, everyone knows chicks dig the chainmail

>>49460096
please fuck off to your shitty thread on /g/ mister newfag who just read about le anonymoos army on encyclopedia dramatica

>>49459549
Imma go and see if I cant find them. Gimme a bit

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>>49444867
Awesome chainmail.

But please clean your room and hit the gym. Start browsing /fit/ and get tips on keeping yourself motivated. Also remember to drink those protein shake things.

I love you all /tg/, please take care of yourselves.

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>>49459549
>>49460467
Yea, I found them. Here are the two containers

>>49460096
>Sorry guys, you can't use the N word anymore
just watch me nigger

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>>49460665
This is the original one, or so i've been told

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>>49460668
An here's the other one

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bomp

>>49455695
I dont understand

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Posting a picture of my shield that some anon spotted behind me in the OP picture, thought I would satisfy you guys while the axe is on its way

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May as well post my decorative knives my old man found in a garage sale all for 5$Can each

Also the shield was also in a garage sale for 5$ Can

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Here's the famous axe I was talking about, all finished and everything

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Here's a picture of how thick the axe head is

>>49458003
think what you want, this argument has gone on two long

>>49464718
>>49464730
Cool!

>>49462759

I don't

>>49444867
That is very cool indeed. I assume it's for LARPing?

You are going to die much sooner than you should if you don't do something about your body.

>>49449626
Who cares, you're in plate. The fuck they gonna do?

>>49464718
>>49464730
question, when you said
>It's the nicest bofer axe you can find. We value it at somewhere in the 200$ range if it were sold at Epic Armory.
did you meant this axe? because I can sure as fuck find nicer axes, for less money

>>49466754
I

>>49444867
Sauce on the girl on that poster?