>TFW picking my lvl 1 bard spell

>>49425709
>tfw picking my cleric's deity

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>>49425709
> Start playing 5e
> Play cleric
> See "Bane" in my spell list
> Want to prepare it really, really hard, just for the memes
> But sadly, it sucks
> Don't even have Enlarge Person or Righteous Might either, so I can't become a big guy
> Heat Metal is a thing, so you can turn people into hotheads, but clerics don't have it.
> mfw

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>>49426376
>tfw bane and enlarge are both concentration spells
>tfw goliath race not allowed
>tfw I couldn't be the big guy while casting bane

>tfw baneposting through dialogue anyway
>tfw DM had a merchant selling a bane mask for our barbarian
>tfw if the barbarian removed the mask, it would give him exhaustion levels and be extremely painful

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>>49426682
> The entire party is getting utterly wrecked by the boss
> He has shit for a wisdom save, though, and I can trivialize him with a single spell
> Can't do it, because I'm on the very bottom of the initiative order
> Can only helplessly watch him rape us
> mfw now is not the time for Fear

>>49426915
>>49426682
>>49426376
>tfw baneposters put more thought into the game than any of my players

>>49426376
>>49426682
>>49426915
Incoming screencap

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>>49429571
Can this screen capping meme just die? Something acutally needs to be new and original to be worth it, not just whatever made you blow air out of your nose.

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Does Bane's holy symbol look familiar to anyone else?

Flip it upside down...

>>49426376

What is Bane's spells? Size increase, raising fire and crashing things?

>>49430313
The meme just keeps going...

>>49430365

He has Darkvision as well

>>49430379

Isn't Bane's thing about crashing astral planes and sowing chaos simply to watch the fire rise?

>>49425709

What spells would an Agent of CIA have?

>>49430433
In 4e at least, Gruumsh crashed his plane into Bane's to invade it.

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>>49425709
But did you take Friends as a cantrip?

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>>49430433
>>49430379
>>49430313

>>49430227
Why are you here?

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>roll cleric
>pick Knowledge as domain
>Command spell ready whenever I need it
>tfw I'm in charge here

>>49430589
You don't get to take Friends.

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Did you know that /pfg/ commissioned a Baneposting class from some Pathfinder freelancers from Dreamscarred Press?

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>>49432299
W-Well, why would I want It anyway?

>>49432302
The fluffy tail quest went over much better than banequest.

>>49432449
Who?

>>49432872
The masked man.

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>>49432888

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What should an inquisitor of Bane with Bane as a known spell, the Bane class feature, and a Bane Baldric be like?