Satan appears and challenges you to a game of strip d&d with him as DM--every time a party member dies and has to re-roll your regular DM must remove an article of clothing.
Complete the dungeon before the DM runs out of clothing (Tomb of Horrors), and receive infinite polyhedral die of any shape, size, or dimension (including the physically impossible).
Lose, and your DM is Satan's toy forever.
>how screwed are you?
>>49407520
I don't see how much my DM wears because we play online...
>or dimension (including the physically impossible).
I want a d<infinite>!
>>49407520
Depends. What type of toy will I be?
>>49407520
Our DM is phenomenally non-lethal, and we can probably look up Tomb of Horrors and metagme this shit.
>>49407669
As the DM of an online game I pretty much guarantee they don't wear pants.
this is so poorly written that it is unanswerable
>>49407520
My DM is fat and hairy, I refuse Satan's challenge.
>>49407685
>pic related
>>49407669
It will be granted, but only if you prove
>>49407706
But Satan is a killer DM friend-O, will you be ready for the shift?
Metagaming would get you a ways, c'est vrai.
>>49407715
>and yet
>>49407720
Precisely why Satan chose him :D
>>49407713
ERP game by any chance?
Tomb of Horrors with literally Satan as the GM?
Why even bother
>>49407520
Don't satan usually only wear a loincloth? This gon be easy as pi.
I'm going to kill my characters and provoke PvP as much as possible. Because I fucking hate my latest DM. Even after I quit his fucking game.
>>49407871
Got easier in 3.pf
>>49407886
Satan ain't strippin'
>>49407895
>Good, give in to your anger