How would you stat this creature?

>>49400451
a creative mimic

Vagina Dentata

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>49400451

Take a creature that already exists

Slap on "looks like kawaii girl normally DC X to tell the difference"

>>49400526
Why would it live in forests? If it prays on humans, and uses mimicry to do so why isn't it living in cities?

>>49400451
I take the DM over my knee and spank them. Not maliciously lay into them to leave them sore, but a firm, open-handed clap or two on the behind to let them know they did wrong, with just a twinge of pain to really drive the point home.

>>49400542

Pretends to be lost

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>>49400542
Are you really this dumb?

>>49400596
No, really. Explain.

>>49400617
Summer has ended friend.

Owlbear meme.

>>49400617
Those stats are those of an owlbear. It's a meme to reply with them to any 'stat this' thread.

>>49400637
Ah, well I don't know any of your memes. I haven't posted here in months.

>>49400651
The owlbear meme is like four years old man.

>>49400451
So what, it walks on its hands all day long? Seems tiresome.

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>>49400651
The owlbear statblock is as old as the stat x thread

>>49400666
No, it looks to me that it walks on its mouth. Its hands in loliform and in monsterform are actually the exact same part.

>>49400674
Know what else is as old as stat X threads? The rule against off-topic replies and uncalled-for catchphrases.

>>49400705
if you are unhappy with the statblock provided for you, stop being a lazy faggot and make your own

>>49400715
Flaming is also against the rules :V

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>>49400705
>>49400723

Get a load of this faggot.

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>>49400705
>>49400723

>>49400486
What a wonderful phrase.

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>>49400705
>>49400723
>implying

>>49400843
Vagina Dentata!
It'll get me going for days!

>>49400953
It means no penis!
Munched down to just skin!
It's a recipe! For ecstasy!
Vagina Dentata!

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>>49400723
>:V

>>49400723
>>49400705
>>49400651
>>49400617
>>49400542
Hi there newfag, no need to be so salty.

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>blowjob and anal at the same time

>>49401862
Not to rain on your parade but it only has two holes - buttmouth and mouthbutt. You can't even triple team it.

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>>49401893

Maybe it has a horse anus?

>>49400996
I giggled.

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I fucking love monsters like these.

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>>49400705

>>49400526
> Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
> 13 year old girl

>>49400451
Alignment: Chaotic Good

http://www.lomion.de/cmm/mimihohu.php
>House hunters are pack animals, cooperating to capture their prey.
Wandering villiages that eat you

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What about an imouto mimic?

>>49402099
These things has tits chin

>>49400451
I want to have simultaneous anal and oral with the loli mouth

>>49400451
I made an attempt at writing a Dark Heresy stat block for it.

Vokoban
WS 40, BS 0, S 45, T 38, Ag 64 (5), Int 40, Per 40, WP 46, Fel 50
Wounds: 15
Move: 5/10/15/30
Skills: Awareness (Per), Concealment (Ag), Dodge (Ag), Silent Move (Ag), Speak Language (Low Gothic) (Int)
Traits/Talents: Brutal Charge, Fear 2 (Frightening), Fearless, Mimic, Natural Armor (3), Natural Weapons (Teeth and Claws), Size (Scrawny), Swift Attack
Weapons: Teeth and Claws (1d10+4R, Primitive, Pen 2)
Armor/Gear: None (3), Decoy uniform (AV 0)
**Human Disguise: The Vokoban can disguise itself as a young human girl with a half action. While disguised it gets -20 WS and gains the Unnatural Fellowship trait and the following skills: Disguise, Blather, and Charm. This effect ends when the Vokoban is knocked down or makes an attack.

This disguise can be seen through with a Very Hard (-30) perception test. Anyone who passes the test once or who has witnessed the Vokoban's transformation can see through the disguise and automatically passes this test .
Threat Rating: Xenos Minoris

>>49405473
Thanks. Do you think it can talk?

>>49405991
>Speak Language (Low Gothic)
I was going with Yes. Hardly a great disguise if it's defeated by simply asking it a question. I'd say regardless of form, the speech issues forth from the loli anus-mouth for extra-weirdness.

>>49406033
I think it would need that yes. I bet it sounds like a girl aged 10 - 12. But being able to have small conversations would require sentience right?

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>>49400451
What are the odds the mimic actually likes me though? I would take my chances

>>49404713
she's a big girl

>>49406228
4 u