>The old wizard looks at you, calls you a retard and suggests

>>49374818

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGZZPRgQd0o

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Why are wizards always so mean.

>>49374818
Pfft haha no way his Suggest spell gets through my will save!

>>49374818
>Trusting the word of a scheming manipulator of sorcery

>Little shits bumrush a meeting not meant for them
>First notable thing they do in the wizard's presence is alert every fucker living in Moriah to intruders
Nah, Pippin had that comment coming.

>>49375391

>Moriah

>>49374818
>"Okay."

Bet five gold he doesn't think I'll do it. Little does he know I'm gullible enough to take his reprimand at face value.

lets be honest here. pippin is a fucking retard.

>>49378814
Thats his character. He was the youngest of the group and a total shit.

However he is the reason Merry and him survived being captured. Which led to them running into Treebeard. Which led to the Ents going to war. Which led to Rohan not getting DPed into oblivion. Which led to Sauron's defeat.

>>49375645
Duwang

>>49375391
>not reading the books

Merry and Pippin didn't crash the meeting, Sam did.

And Gandalf supported the idea of Merry and Pippin going because he understood that loyalty and friendship are some of the best weapons against Sauron