The BBEG transforms out of his monstrous form and falls over

>>49370562
Punt them

>>49370562
They try to figure out a way to calm her down, because if any of them harms her in any way, my character will break all their fingers.

>>49370562
>Step 1: Apply sword to face
>Step 2: Repeat as necessary until dead

BBEG just demonstrated ability to change forms, I'm not taking chances. If I'm wrong, we'll have a nice funeral for the little girl. If I'm not, I'll still give him a funeral, because no one deserves to be left to rot above ground. No matter how many people they killed.

He's pulled this exact same bullshit before.

Ganked until dead

Kill him!
Rape him!
Rape him then kill him!

Wait, I have it! Kill him, THEN rape him. Then resurrection him, kill him again, and rape him again. Do this enough times it gets a group of Inevitables send after me, then kill and rape them.

>>49370562
>Detect evil to check for demonic presence, if any is detected, smite
>Detect magic to find any active spells, if any is detected, counterspell the polymorph/illusion as applicable, smite whatever is revealed as needed.
>Project aura of truth, demand answers. If aura fails cast again and demand cooperation or be smited
>Should everything check out, hand child over to the party mage for him to perform a battery of tests within the labs of his university, should he find anything to be suspect, the child-looking creature will be dealt with appropriately and executed if need be, otherwise, should the child actually be a child, she will be granted asylum within the kingdom under the care of the templar order, as she is clearly involved with evil, if even unwittingly or as a victim, and there is a chance she may be used as a focus for a future summoning to attack the city. (it's happened before goddamnit)

You don't become a paladin king by not having a regulation for finding little girls in evil fortresses. We practically have drills for this kind of thing.

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>>49370676

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>>49370740
You. I like you.

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>>49370562
Realize we fucked up big time.

>>49371034
Oh my god, this is a great idea for a campaign...

You. I like you.

>>49370562
We have anti-magic collars, a 'precaution' that was picked up by the Barbarian and Fighter when the Sorceress and Warlock joined the troop.
That they felt the need to put the warlock in one for a few days when she got a little to pushy around them means we knkw they work.

So we slap one on her as quickly as we can.
Stip any and all items and clothing in case of magic artifacts and give her some simple clothing to wear.
Then we discuss what will become of our newest playmate.

She would have treasure around, without a doubt. The transformation means she is experienced in magic, so magical items, books, research materials and maybe even a lab.
And that's just the tip of the iceburg so we're looting the place.

Her knowledge is also very important, so simply killing her is out, along with maiming, torture and being submitted to the Warlock's flesh-crafting experiments. For now.
The Sorceress is good with children, well, people in general, so she'll probably take the girl under her wing for now.

She may need to have some, magically forced, obedence training and if the girl remains a threat she'll become the Warlock's newest experiment.
Other than that our party has increased by another magic user, making the Warrior wish he simply killed the Sorceress and Warlock when he first met them.

>>49370562
Success! We're well on our way to the final steps of winning this game of Golden Sky Stories.

>>49370562
Headshot. Burn the corpse/blood just in case so it doesn't transform again.

>>49371545
Golden What Stories?

>>49370562
I drag her around to every town in creation and force her to explain the fucked bullshit she did to the world to everyone we meet, all the while terrifying her so much that even years later she goes catatonic at the sight of me.

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>>49370562
Apply prometheum liberally.

>>49371569
Caim's method really is the best solution to everything.

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>>49371565
Golden Sky Stories is a jap game where you play as human-animal shapeshifter supernatural kids who go around and help solve people's social and emotional problems through nonviolent and heartwarming ways. It's been translated into English and has a few splatbooks for other countries myths.

There's probably some links for it on 1d4chan.

Think "dogs in the vineyard but with hugs instead of guns"

>>49371611
That sounds adorable.

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>>49371626
It's why getting an upset girl to transform out of her monstrous form and back into a less threatening form is perfectly ok. She most likely was manipulating a lot if people into arguments or some sort of thing because she was feeling hurt by the world, or perhaps she was lonely because her parents were neglecting her.

We're here to make it all better so you don't have to do that any more, kay?

>>49370562
>His
Kill him. If he did this in his normal form I'd consider mercy but because he specifically became a girl to try prey on our weaknesses he's clearly plotting something and is still a threat.

Well if the BBEG in question has been killing people I'd say it's probably a trick. Better just stab it to be sure

Otherwise I dunno. Time out I guess

>>49371646
But what if the monstrous form was the magical illusion and she was using it to prey on your insecurity about BBEG?

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>>49371034

There's no good end in this scenario

>>49371718
Monstrous illusions can't bust through walls nor tear men in half. Monstrous illusions can't tear a man's torso from his hips and throw the chest through a bridges supports. I think I'm good.

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>>49371034
Think before you honk.

>>49370562

Rape him to death.

>>49370562
Paladin smite!

>>49371891
But monstrous illusions can bust through ILLUSORY walls and ILLUSORY man's torso from their hips and ILLUSORY bridge supports!

>>49370562
Depends on the circumstances. If the BBEG actually did something evil like hurting or killing, purge. If not, then hear her out. It's entirely possible that it's a prank that spiraled out of control.

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>>49371727
Clearly we've found the TRUE BBEG.

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>>49370740

>>49370562
I'm so glad we got rid of quests so we can have more time to talk about lolis.

If the BBEG hasn't done any actual damage or harm, then I patiently explain why what they did was bad, and shouldn't be done again, and that they will be punished for the trouble they caused. If they understand then they'll get punished.

With a spanking, like all bad children get.

Of course, if they performed atrocities and horrors and things that are truly evil, they will get told what their crimes were, and then punished.

With a smiting, like all monsters get.

>>49371989
What is she did all that just for a spanking?

>>49371953
The entire campaign has been an illusion, the only PC that's real is a drunk wizard sitting in a bathtub.

>>49371891
She is magically inclined, so its possible she's using spells inside the illusion to make it seem like her BBEG form is the one doing it.

>>49372030
And even THAT is uncertain!

>>49371964

A computer program and an old hag?

>>49372286
You're not even sitting at the table playing with your friends, you just OD'd on a laundry list of drugs, the campaign has been the dying fever dreams of a junky.

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>>49370562
>Give me my fucking money!

>>49370562
Use the same flowchart system that all Paladins have for every situation.

>Detect Evil
>Not Evil or Evil?

>>Not Evil
>>Is it wrongfully attacking you?
>>Yes or No?

>>Yes
>>Nonlethal takedown unless necessary

>>No
>>No problem!

>Evil
>Smite

>>49370562
Headpats.

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>>49372317
A computer program with some pretty damn fluffy tails and a hell of a server rack.

>>49370562
>ask the druid to summon his vines of binding
>all-the-way-through tentacle rape for the next few months

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>>49372317
Well, I know about the computer program, but where's the hag?

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>>49370562
I'm with >>49371034 on this.
We goofed. Bad. Not just by pissing off Ran or possibly Yukari. No, we may have accidentally screwed with the rules of Gensokyo itself.
Our only hope is for a quick death and one not involving the Scarlet sisters at all hopefully.

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Knock her out and have people learned in the ways of magic examine her. If it is evident she was suffering some sort of magical compulsion, involuntary transformation, or curse, then we do what we need to do to cure it.

If not, then we execute her without waking her up.

>>49372333

If my life has been a drug hallucination, I need to find my dealer and staplease his sac to his stomach. He sold me some fucking garbage.

>>49370562
>I had it arranged by the GM that basically every single BBEG that we come across is a debtor of my character who is about to collect the debts

Man i love playing a NE super-jew.

>>49370562
kill him,don't expect mercy from me

>>49373187
So there's no inbetween? no chance at redemption for fucking up of your own will?

I admit that its moderately more humane to do it without waking her up, but its pretty severe, depending on what she actually did.

Like, really. At the end of the day, you are more or less a murderhobo. If you can't understand trying to kill for the sake of a better cause, who will?

>>49371639
Huh, I think I'll have to take a look at that.

>>49373142

Yukari is an old hag! She's desperate for male attention!

Pity sex for the gap hag!

>>49373689
>no chance at redemption for fucking up of your own will?

For the thinges our current BBEG has done? No.

We've been merciful in other situations, but some things people just can't come back from.

>>49370562
Our BBEG is my character's future self and her Generals are the rest of the party.
She is setting the pieces into play to ensure she turns evil.
This has been eating away at her past self, unable to reconcile who she is with who she will be and because she is so fatalistic, she isn't even trying to avert the future.
She would have walked into the fight fully prepared to kill her future.

She'd be so bewildered by what's just happened she wouldn't do anything but likely just gawk.
Then once she collects herself he giving her such a smacked bottom.

Then they'll sit down and discuss things in a responsible and mature manner.
Whilst eating ice-cream.

>>49370562

Mind wipe and send her to a nice family. There is no BBEG anymore, just a little girl.

>>49370562
Check for illusions or polymorph, then finish him/her off if it's just the BBEG trying to ellicit sympathy by making themselves look like a little girl.

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>>49375982
That's just fucked up mate

>>49370562
My party is the murderest murder hobos to ever murder (except for the paladin who's an idiot) and we've already killed enemy lolis. My Ebolachan cultist warlock is only the third most evil character in the group. I think at this point we're actually the BBEGs

>>49376486
So at this point, why aren't you forcibly recruiting?

>>49376562
DM allots basically zero time to side projects like the cult. The campaign is fun, but I could have used a prefab warlock and nothing would change.

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>>49370562
At this point the party knows they've gone stark, raving mad. They'll probably kill it and themselves

>>49376680
Really? all you need is a few spells. I don't see how it would take more than a few minutes, with the proper preparations.

>>49376786
Suggestion comes to mind for luring in sacrificial lambs, but I don't have any long or even medium term mind control effects yet. The one time we did get a few minutes for our side projects I married and recruited a pair of lovers without needing magic.

>>49376872
Well since you are basically evil at this point, why not just chain her up (and justify it by saying "you are still dangerous, after all) and bring her along, then using whatever spare time you get during other events slowly magicing and diplomacying her into your disciple or slave or something.

Stockholm the fuck outta that girl. So long as she's around and you don't terribly abuse her (early on anyways), i don't see how it would be too hard to slowly bring her around whenever you have a few minutes.

>>49376917
Party wizard does not take prisoners. Story time I guess:

>Enemy adventuring party flees town on a ship
>Zombie ship in bound, quarantine order being given, but we forcibly commandeer an old man's small merchant boat
>Catch up; wizard's raven carries my rat near the ship, drops it in the water
>Raven familiar uses touch spells to destroy rudder and life boats
>Rat chews holes in the bottom of all but one water barrel, which it contaminates with manticore poison
>Enemy adventurers kill the sailors then cast lots to decide who has to drink the water; loli rogue loses
>Pretends to drink the water, tells party it's fine; they all die
>Surrenders, gives up weapons (and necklace of trophy elf ears), and tells us everything she knows
>Wizard says we'll only take her back to town if she lets us tourniquet her limbs, says paladin will heal her when we land; she complies because she has no real choice
>We pile up her comrades on top of some powder kegs, move a cannon to aim at the pile and put her on top
>Loli starts screaming, cursing, and crying as soon as she realizes what's going to happen; Wizard broadcasts this to the evil party members via psionics
>Raven acts as a remote detonator for the cannon
>Enemy party is blown up; sinks with the ship to the bottom of the ocean

They had defeated and captured some of us earlier, but left us alive. Remember that thing I said earlier about being the third most evil in the party? Wizards is most evil by a country mile.

>>49377206
If thats the case, taking and mindbreaking a loli shouldn't even be a question, especially not a BBEG loli.

This ain't your regular loli rogue, this is one with skill or powerful magic. Wouldn't bending that to his will be something extremely gratifying to an evil wizard?

She'd be less of a prisoner and more of a toy.

I mean, fuck what i said to start with, i was trying to be at least somewhat civil about it. But if you guys are that outright evil, holy shit just mindbreak the fuck out of her. I'm gonna assume dnd 3./pf for the moment, since i know its spell list better, but even just the stuff up to third level could easily make the loli do almost anything you tell them. 4th level and you get crushing despair and lesser geas, and from there its all downhill for the girl. 5th level basically makes her your toy.

You never said what level you are at, but a level 5 or above wizard could easily start the process of mindbreaking that girl. Even more so with help from the party.

Man, this got dark quickly.

>>49370562
Slay the shapeshifter

>>49377206
Also, i'm assuming this is a paladin of tyranny or slaughter or something? otherwise there's no way he'd allow any of that shit to happen

>>49377450
>This ain't your regular loli rogue, this is one with skill or powerful magic
That's exactly why he would vaporize her. My character likes to play with fire and might do something like that left to his own devices, but the wizard is hyper paranoid.

> I'm gonna assume dnd 3./pf for the moment,
5e. I don't know the wizard suite, but I can use suggestion to make someone do my bidding for a few minutes (barring suicide) or make them stare dumbfounded at an other worldly illusion for a few minutes. Mind fucking seems pretty weak in this edition.

>>49377756
>Also, i'm assuming this is a paladin of tyranny or slaughter or something?
LG, but hilariously inept and also narcoleptic because his player misses a lot of sessions. I made some magical demon literature that is only readable to someone who has been gifted the leaflet and the paladin unknowingly passed some out because anyone who hasn't been gifted the leaflet sees a run of the mill LG tract. My character holds himself out as a cleric and the paladin was the last one to start noticing all the red flags. He accidentally pisses off a lot of NPCs and constantly spills spaghetti. He also makes a bunch of tactical errors, like when his player sold all the javelins he started with because she didn't think she'd need them and he's fallen into like half a dozen different traps.

The player's concept was a guy who became a paladin because his dad was one and the family kind of goaded him into it, so all of this is actually a flavor home run.

>>49377788
Man, your wizard is no fun. Sounds more like an excuse to just blast everything in sight than anything.

You are the warlock right? They have a fair few spells that could be good for it, but most of them are higher level. Feeblemind could be used to just outright destroy the psyche, as an example.

That said, magical means aren't the only methods of mindbreak. Simple threats of force and pain are generally as effective, more so if mixed with magic. And the BBEG loli already knows you are stronger than her so threats and such would be quite effective.

>>49377921
As for this, holy shit how does he even. Don't paladins get detect evil as a class skill at level 1? Like, has he just never bothered using his skills ever?

>>49377959
>Like, has he just never bothered using his skills ever?
Not on the party apparently (just to clarify male character, female player). Come to think of it I don't think she's used detect evil at all because the wizard fires off divination spells like he's eating potato chips and we have two familiars for scouting. What she does do is hit things, heal people, fall into traps, and lust after monster girls. The character probably would have died last session if I hadn't cast invisibility on both of us as soon as a literal merc army poured out of some warehouses (he was getting ready to fight).

>>49378060
i don't even know how someone can be that inept. That is the most amazing shit i've heard all day.

>>49377959
Also, it's not that I wouldn't want an evil loli in my cult or that I wouldn't be reckless enough to try what you're describing, the problem is that she would be a pile of charcoal before I could finish.

>>49378121
A mix of character concept, rules/game ignorance, and RL girl spaghetti. It's a thing of beauty really.

>>49378123
Because the wizard is an asshole?

Now that i think of it, shouldn't your party have one more? i know of the wizard, you, and the paladin, but generally games are played with 4+ people

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>>49370562
Magdump, fall back, call in napalm, then magdump again, and surround the area with landmines. Not dealing with this shapeshifter crap after the skinwalker incident in Da Nang.

>>49378185
There's a sorcerer and a fighter that just haven't come up yet. Sorcerer and paladin were passed out on the merchant boat due to absence when we blew up the loli. The characters only know that we defeated the other party and recovered the Mask of Divination.

>>49378239
So your paladin is inept, and your other party members are MIA, leaving the evil wizard and warlock to their devices.

This sounds fuckin magical.

>>49378268
Wizard, warlock, and fighter are the straight up evil ones. The fighter's only goal in life is to be a murder hobo and I'm pretty sure he's the one that piled everyone up for the cannon shot. Sorcerer is a chaotic aligned, money grubbing urchin halfling (semi reliable attendance) who I would describe as impish; vaguely aware of our shenanigans, but since they're enemies he doesn't care. Paladin thinks he's in a LG party; the evils like him because he's the main tank and having him around is pretty funny. A bard (my first character) and a rogue (player quitting) have fled the party and probably have PTSD.

Good times.

>>49372023
then she'll get a smiting with an iron rod... attached to a righteous pelvis

>>49378411
That sounds like an amazing game.

All my games degenerate into fetish fests.

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>>49370562
Purification

>>49370562
I didn't know we were up against Fae.

>>49370562
>prepare myself to lay down a lofty speech on the Value of morals and justice
>dont even get a wordi nbefore the TN rouge screeches "YEW HIT MEEEEEE" and proceeds to rend the BBEG
every
fucking
time

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>>49370562

>>49381082
Always ready an action to clothesline the rogue. Always. You have a free action (not literally a free action, just an action that is free), use it to ready putting your arm in front of his throat.

He ain't gonna rend shit while he's on his back.

>>49381090
What if it isn't though?
Then you'll have girl blood on your axe.

>>49371939
So much this.

>>49383530
What are you? afraid of getting girl cooties on your big sharp axe? Wimp

Get the flamethrower instead. Then we can be BBQing and purging evil at the same time!

Baby back ribs anyone?

>>49383633
I think he meant what if it isn't a trick and you just put someone down that might not have been as BBEG as you thought they were.

Perhaps they were the driving force in stalling a different BBEG for example.

And you just put that girl down for no better reason than because she defended herself from a bunch of murderhobo's that invaded her home.

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This is clearly the lonely inner child that live in all of us. They were acting out because of a lack of physical comfort and reassurance in their upbringing.

>apply hugs

>>49383957
What if she bites your neck and turns you into her eternal thrall?

>>49384861
Roll will save. Succeed. Continue hug.

>>49370562
*pomf*

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>>49370562
"You couldn't have picked an easier target!!"

>>49370562
>What does your party do?
Is that even a question?

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>>49370562
Either make a new friend or disassemble her for parts.

>Ctrl + F
>"Headpats"
>1 match
hope in mankind: restored

>>49370562
Kill and place the body in a sack for later use

>>49370656
Found the 2e paladin!

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Take her home and raise her.

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>>49389008

>>49370562
I wouldn't know, because I was already DEAD at that point.

Thanks a lot, tank.

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>>49388407
>for later use

>>49389030
>>49389020
>>49389008
This is super adorable.

>>49370562
Add to master's harem.

Since BBEG is obviously spiritually/magically/whatever powerful, proceed to suck out power/life/soul. It's fun to play a NE lich.

>>49391418
You go about sucking people off as a lich?

>>49370562
I cut its head off. Like I'll fall for such an obvious ruse.

>>49393667
Then you have the blood of the innocent on your hands if it wasn't a ruse.

>>49395019
>Blood of the innocent
>innocent
>Explicitly described by OP as BBEG

>>49395364
>BBEG actually switched itself
>You killed some random translocated girl

>>49396394
>switched
>OP specifically said "transformed"

>>49370740
All of your tests and precautions fail and the girl destroys the world. Stay fallen bro.

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>>49395019
innocent is a weak excuse for trying to kill me,now pay the price.

>>49396468
Transformed into a portal and swapped itself with a little girl

>>49395364
>believes the DM when he says something is the BBEG
>Doesn't even think of the possibility that its a bait and switch and the girl is actually a deterrent for the BBEG and killing her is exactly what the DM wants you to do
>taking anything a DM says 100% literally

Setting yourself up for death there, mate.

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>>49370562
All the rest of us are little girls, and we can be brutal little bitches. She ded.

>>49397682
>Implying the GM isn't attempting a loss-loss situation where both choices will bite the party in the ass
>Trusting little girls that have been placed at important plot points in highly suspicious circumstances
>Trusting NPC little girls at all

The safest solution to this is almost always magdump and cover-up. Follow up with liberal application of explosives and incendiaries to the target area. Then have the face spin a good story for any witnesses. A sufficiently savvy group of PCs will find their own, less fragile solution to the villain later.

Taking chances with a potential changeling is asking to be stabbed in the back.

>>49398246
Arcane mark, antimagic collars, there's an infinite number of ways to keep track of or restrain a potential threat for further information. If you are in futuristic settings, shock collars with a GPS tracker or something. Ever need to know where they are? think they've shifted? set off the collar.

You just aren't trying hard enough.

>>49398390
Anti-magic is useless if the shapeshifting is completely biological and mundane. Tracking devices are worthless in the face of ECM, poor atmospherics, anti-satellite weaponry, and all manner of hardware malfunctions. And that's assuming the suppliers and workers aren't bought out by the BBEG or its allies. Interrogation is worthless if the BBEG does not have perfect, up-to-date knowledge of its forces' and allies' actions. Meatbag guards can be bribed, persuaded, or turned into sleeper agents. Mechanical security sacrifices opsec due to the need for logistics chains, and the people that operate said logistics chains. Too many unknowns, too many potential weak links.

There comes a point when the easiest solution is the safest and cheapest. No incarceration will ever be completely, totally, perfectly foolproof and the PCs may not have the ordnance, connections, or resources to ensure safe, secret transit or storage. The most cost-effective solution in this case is termination and disposal.

>>49398577
You are far too paranoid.

I'm sure she's a good girl.

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>>49370634
Your character must be retarded to fall for a trick like this.

If I were in your party, I'd plane shift you the plane of eternally crying babies until you stopped being a little bitch.

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>>49370562
No time to question why the plane-devouring eldritch horror is a little girl.

I use my most destructive attack on her while I still can - it's far too large to annihilate in its true form, so this one is far better for our purposes.

>>49370562
Depends which party I'm running with.
The Tuesday group would probably hug her and take her home.
The Thursday group would set her on fire and laugh about it as she screams in agony while smugly insisting they are morally superior to the Paladins the slaughtered a few months ago for doing the same sort of thing.

>>49400853
What's the webm from?

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Do NOT bully Chen.

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>>49371200
>Stip any and all items and clothing
>obedence training

I can tell how turned on you were while writing this.

>>49370562
Kill her, then punch the DM in the face and walk out.

>>49401786
Knights of sidonia, technically.
Its an in universe commercial for another series by the same people, Blame!

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>>49401932
Fucking really?

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>>49370740
This is why I don't play systems like DnD, Pathfinder, or anything that sports stuff like "detect evil". It just completly removes any emotional commitment and makes way with meaninful decisions.

>>49400853
Man, Nihei just doesn't look right animated like this.

>>49401961
It detects alignment, not intention

>>49401834

>That trigger discipline

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>>49401969
It's not just about detect evil. Aura of truths, and all other ways of mapping out the moral battlefield just destroy the scope of making your own judgements based on situation and observation.

>>49401959
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MDA1bUkotIk

>>49401961
I recall in 2nd Edition, it was mentioned that asking what someone's alignment is is extremely rude, and that trying to deduce or detect it can be considered an act of hostility.

I've kept that rule consistent in my settings. Detect alignment is treated like a gun; don't point it at anything you're not willing to shoot.

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>>49401977
She's a Bwaka.

Smart moeblobs have Trigger discipline.

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>mfw one of the PCs collects lolis like they're going out of style
>mfw he has a big orphanage/mansion set up in honor of his god full of these lolis to show how good he is of a protector
>mfw he takes in loli BBEG no questions and sends her to the mansion
>mfw he'll be on his merry way while she mindbreaks every single loli in that place, defiling his haven, his god's shrine, and creating a small army/harem in one swoop

>>49401996
Considering the chances for adopting a manga that ended years ago is practically zero, this is rather mean

>>49401961
Of course it does, since you don't actually know how it works, or the implications of using it, or how alignments work at all, because you don't play D&D, just post about it on /tg/.
Here is your (you).

>>49402101
He clearly said he doesn't play DnD, autism-kun

>>49402117
Which is why this "autism-kun" pointed that out.
If you haven't played the game, you don't know how its mechanics work in practice and thus can't argue about how good or bad they are.

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>>49370634

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>>49402101
>>49402117
>>49402332
>>49402332
Why would how they work even be relevant? They're magical methods that allow you to find out someones moral alingment on an universal moral compas. As a DM, I never ask me players if they're playing a "good" or an "evil" character, instead preffering to ask what their faults, flaws, and weaknesses are, and then offering them a chance to "sin" in ways that may or may not go unoticed for ingame boons. Many of my players end up being corrupt in different manners, ending up having to dedicate more and more resources to concealing their vile afflictions and keeping up a "good" exterior.

I guess I feel like such things make characters seem more human. However, if your average run of the mill goodie-tw-greaves paladin has a borderline common spell that lets you read out someones alingment, and is enough on its own for him to warrant action against the individual, then the whole moral battleground aspect is gone.

>All these fags crying about an innocent girl that is quite clearly the BBEG in disguise, or a pawn of the BBEG
>Muh innocent little loli
A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time

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>>49402526
I bet you're fun at parties

>>49370562
Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild!

>>49402935
Why under the city? Why not just go around?

>>49402935
Why spoons?

>>49404536
Would you rather dig with a knife?

>>49402505
>They're magical methods that allow you to find out someone's moral alignment on an universal moral compass.

Except you're wrong right out of the gate. Detect evil doesn't detect alignment at all in any way, it detects evil manifestations such as demons, devils, and various friends and innately evil areas or creatures either not of the mortal world or that have been desecrated or have been constructed of evil magic. Not even tieflings will trigger it, it needs to actually be a fucking demon.

So your entire argument is built upon a misunderstanding of how the system works.

>>49370562
Mace-on: apply flaming +1 Morningstar directly to the forehead
>I'm a paladin of the sun jimmy, we don't put up with evil, in any form.

>>49371981
>more time
This boards not fast

>>49370562
If parents exist, shunt retribution to the parents. If parents don't exist, proceed as originally planned.

>>49403686
>>49404536
That's it, I'm out of ideas, we're closed.

>>49378145
Sounds like good roleplaying to me.

>>49407037
You would kill the parents for their psychotic daughter going mental?

>>49370562
continue stabbing, if they were from Guy to Monster Form to Young Girl I'm not falling for that BS