I have come to conquer the board of /tg/!
Which of you lot dare to stand against me?
>>49281886
My lord?
>>49281886
I will face thee, evildoer! Steel your nerves, lest you fall before my blade!
>>49281937
well
>>49281937
this is awkward
>>49281937
You fool! How can we defeat this villain if we surrender? Grab a a pitchfork and fight!
>>49281886
The FUCK is makin' all that racket!?
>>49281886
y-you better stop right there mister
>>49282226
GOD DAMNIT
>>49281886
Well if it isn't my old pal.
Come get a drink.
Come at me, little conqueror boy.
>>49282262
What? Not you too, Charles.
Well, shit. I'll fight the whole damn board if need be!
>>49281886
>>49281886
What are your social and economic policies?
>>49281886
Only a neckbeard would come to 4chan now, and choose /tg/... Tasty pick, bonehead!
If you had brain-one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you'd be living the sweet life out in /3DCG/'s beautiful, Uncanny Valley.
>>49282370
Plunder, rape and set fire.
Aw shit it says here the book you werent meant to arrive till midday
>>49282418
What's it like being so socially inept that you can't even join a community on 4chan?
Are you scared that the thread mine is going to be mined out and suddenly we'll have to thread ration, and your niche game that is neat but not actually much fun for non-autists will be down the thread that we used up here?
You guys are going to end up with the perfect forum to wank about numbers, except you won't actually talk to each other.
You're rollplayers.
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>>49282495
Uh, is this a bad time? I can come back later.
>>49282565
pssh its always a good time here
>>49282359
What the fuck is that?
Some kind of half dwarf, half orc?
>>49281886
>>49282565
Who goes there? Are you the pizza boy?
Obligatory "came to the wrong neighborhood" line.
>>49281886
Could we get some privacy here, DAMNIT?
Go find another meadow, this one has its voyeur already.
>>49282707
>PanO and Nomad shits
>>49282565
No, no, you arrived just in time for your examination.
We have to check the hair on your neck and... other things.
>>49281886
...psshhh...nothing personnel, kid...
>>49282734
Oh we're saving the best until last.
>>49282593
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>>49282751
y-you guys keep the board
im going home
>>49282714
We were here first!
>>49282781
Dude trust me you're better off without it.
>>49282781
Wait don't leave. I'll be your opponent.
>>49282781
Oh well, be sure to pass by /k/ in the way back. You have to bring your own deer though.
>>49281886
Ahem
>>49281886
>>49282821
EXPLAIN THIS TO ME NOW
>>49282890
It is a typical Rifts character.
>>49282781
And stay out!
Ha ha ha! I, Sir Agravaine, the White Knight of all that is Just and Right, has yet again cast another ruffian into exile!
Inkeeper! Take this gold, and give everyone a round on me, to my glorious victory over the forces of evil!
>>49282781
Cmon bro were friendly
>>49282707
Crips and Bloods
Welcome to /tg/
Enjoy your stay