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>>49279712

Thats not how you spell tiefling anon

>>49279712
This but unironically. I ban gnomes from all my games. No-one is allowed to play a gnome in my games.

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>>49279773
>You will never see the Glory of an all-gnome party of martials
The Whirligig Guild sends its regards.

>>49279712
They can work as little fairly folks who do harmless pranks, because why not?

>>49279712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4

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>>49282920
GNOMES LEAVE
DELETE GNOMES
EXCEPT SVIRFNEBLEBEBEBEBES

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>>49279712
You watch your mouth boi.

>>49279712
The only good gnomes are 4E's fey Vietnamese peasants who fled to the material plane to get away from the battles between the Eladrin and Formorians that kept destroying their homes, and built an entire culture around not being seen and avoiding attention so they would be left alone.

>>49279712
Speaking from personal experience is there any midget race at all that doesn't make you cringe a bit when someone shows up and asks to play one? I have never seen one played in a manner that wasn't an irritating joke that went on and on and on.

>>49284549

The fuck kind of people you play with, anon?

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>Not making these your gnomes
They're living tools made to scurry about and fix things with their implements of construction, what's not to like?

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Gnomes are the pinnacle of fantasy races. There is literally nothing that offers what Gnomes offer. NO other race will ever satisfy your subliminal (or overt) urges to be an antisocial old midget. Personally I think that a party with less than 40% Gnomes at least is pretty much salvageable at character creation.

What about garden gnomes?

My paladin serves the god of garden gnomes, whose one commandment is to gather as many garden gnomes as possible in one place so that he can be summoned and create heaven on earth, beginning with that spot

>>49279712
I don't know if this is a joke or whatever, but knows are shit.

Usually played like twats by twats too.

>>49284549
Pretty much every short race except gnome really

>>49279712
Ah, the Gnome. Disgusting little wretches who control the world through their banks and Gnome gold. They appear harmless and happy, but don't be fooled. They're greedy midgets who control the world through a massive conspiracy that actively seeks to breed human women with greasy Orks in order to create a dim witted slave race not unlike the "niggaz" of the southlands. They're terrible and cruel, using lying and deceit in order to infiltrate human civilization.

And once they're in, they never come out. Always warping their host civilization into a abomiable parody of itself. Like the Elves, who were once the mightiest of warriors, but are now complete degenerates with the sluttiest women in all the land (and that's not even getting into their phallic architecture design).

>>49289616
Gnomes and haflings are interchangeable anyway i.e. they both serve the same niche of having a small player race, so having both in your setting is just redundant. Just replace both with generic smallfolk race.

>>49287775
halfling?

>>49289804
>>49289814
In a lot of cases, yeah people make shit worlds where gnomes are slightly weird halflings. Now, if you make a halfling village that's all about Hobbit-esque homebodies and hearty living while the neighboring gnomes are loud adventuring tinkerers and inventors who always seem to be blowing up something, you have a good difference going. Bonus is the elves up in their tree cities are only aloof because they're baking cookies as high art.

>>49289804
The only reason gnomes and halflings should be interchangeable is if you created a world with both, but were too lazy to make them different. It's basically the same as saying humans and elves are interchangeable

>hating on gnomes

You're gnome good, OP

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>>49287775
>NO other race will ever satisfy your subliminal (or overt) urges to be an antisocial old midget.

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We will prevail.

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AROUND GNOMES, WATCH YOUR COJONES