The Adventurers Guild /TG/: Ye olde, Grand reopening! Edition

>>49276588
What? There was a time where /tg/ wasn't shit?!?!?!?! It's almost too good to be true!!!!!!

>>49276588
Seems we have to go to the next kingdom yonder to seek out new epic quests.

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>Finishes his meditation and gets up, looks for the Guild mistress to greet the new blood together with her

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>>49276588
Now let's all just calm down people! I'm sure we can figure out something before everyone here starts an uproar over the lack of food. Maybe we can order in? I hear there is a good inn that does take out a few miles down the road!

>>49276687
>enters the main hall and joins up with the human

I can not find the mistress.
Did she go drinking again?

>>49276659
Now, now, now! T-there no need to rush off for work somewhere else! I-its just a simple problem we're having!

>>49276746
>He lets out a loud sigh.
I'm afraid she might have.... apparently, someone ate all the mini sandwiches that were made for after the ribbon cutting ceremony.

>>49276754
>slowly sighs and looks over at the empty chairs in the great hall

So.. this is the grand re-opening?
i fail to see the "grand" part.

>>49276782
Yeah.... there is a lot more "rioting" than I thought there would be...

>>49276806
Sometimes i understand why the Mistress drinks so much.
>sighs trough his nose

Well, there is not much that we can do.
Wish to go mountain climbing? I hear our neighbours are having issues with trolls.

>Stomps inside.
About damned time. I've been wading ,chest deep, through nothing but ankhegs and bandits for the last couple of months...

>>49276860
Well. It seems the grand re opening is not a total waste after all

>pushes his fist into his palm and bows slightly
Wellcome to the adventuer's guild.

>looks at the newcomer's race
And what class might you be?

Might as well pull up a seat and grab a tankard. What do we have to drink?

>>49276883
...

>Looks up to Marth.
...this is seriously all we've got now? -sighs- Should I just go find Sohai and Czarina? If I grab a prybar I am sure I can separate the two long enough to make an appearance.

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>>49276886
>The pugilist manning the bar looks up

Perry, Schnapps, Beer and strawberry wine

>>49276886
Uhm...
>He searches through the keg room.

Tarbisian Ale. White apple Snerples... Grey Mead... Jocas finest wine... Green Spider Silk dip..... and a few other kegs of nameless Mead. Anything interest you?

>>49276860
I hope the angry mob outside didn't hinder you too much. Take a seat, and hope they don't break down the doors.

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>>49276936
>Flies in and then over to the bar and stands on the stool

I'll have a cup of that wine, please!

>Takes out a gold coin from her pouch and puts it on the surface of the bar.

>>49276936
... honestly... How you ever got so ripped, I'll never know...

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>>49276948
PAH! As though a few peasants and rabble ever stopped me before?

>>49276953
Here you go
>pours her a tankard and adds a straw

>>49276966
>pets his belt filled with chemicals and needles and grins

>>49276982
Wait.... do I know you from somewhere? Like a story of some kind? One thats been passed down through the last twenty or so, generations of Wyvern?
by the by, this adventurers guild is set about 300 years after the old one.

>>49276987
Cheers!

>picks up the cup carefully and starts to drink a few sips... then puts it back down with a big smile!

Ah, that hit the spot!

>>49276982
>>49276966
>not not let anger cloud is judgement

Marth, deal with this one, il wait for a different recruit with more potential

>>49276936
>>49276948

Hell with it, give me your strongest stuff and mix it all up.

I swear I'm gonna need a new troll slaying job soon because 'apparently' my troll slaying has been 'disrupting the peaceful population'!

>>49276987
That's... absolutely disgusting.... cleaver, but still disgusting...

>>49277006
Why?

>>49277023
>Gives him a tankard filled with pure schnapps

>>49277024
>feels the familiar buzz of withdrawal and gives himself another small dose to last a few more hours

>>49277023
>He slides the cup across the bar to him.
Doesn't it always! I mean, we're doing the world of Thelia Gran a massive service, but do we ever get any recognition for it? Noooooo.... we get slapped with law suits, and bills for damages caused!

>>49277031
it just seemed right after so long. Doesn't mean you can't play the same. Character from older threads, just say time displacement, or imprisoned within a demi-plane in which time passes slower then the material realm

>>49277060
Why though? Do you fight near settlements?

>takes a few more sips of her strawberry wine

>>49276883
So now that I've ignored you to a sufficient degree, I have no answer to your question. I am but a man who knows how to take care of business.

>>49276953
>Points at her.
That's a fairy. Who let in a fairy? Oh Gods, I wish we had a bard or a scribe here to record this.

>>49277006
Oh Gods, did I walk through ANOTHER spacial anomaly? I swear, if I had a copper piece for every time... Just joking, no. I don't die. Deaths afraid of me. In fact, I got a love letter recently from a secret admirer. Strange too, since it came from Sigil but has no return address. It makes a man wonder... -He grins and winks.- A fella can dream, right?

>>49277060
>decides to not remind him of the time when an orc cheiftan got decapitated over a "miscalculation" in the guild's funds

>>49277023
You there, dwarf.
How many trolls have you killed in your travels?

>>49277084
>finishes her cup of wine and puts it down

There's no need to record something only for little old me! I'm completely unarmed, you see?

>makes a little twirl, showing that she has no weapons whatsoever.

>>49277082
>>49277060

>Downing the entire tankard

Well, last job was the worst. Turned out there were a few trolls living underneath a wooden bridge near a town, demanding payment for safe passage for everyone passing over.

So I did what I did best, and it turns out that my fire-imbued hatchet doesn't actually need to strike anything to set it on fire.

>>49277095
Last I checked, around seventy.

>>49277084
Didn't you hear? The fairy populations of Thelia Gran hVe made a resounding come back as of late. Something to do with "less deforestation" or something like that.

And now that you mention it, I do remember the original Marth Wyvern saying there was some distortion or something around the old guild site.

>>49277082
Well, not me, but a lot of other adventurers I know do. Besides, adventurers and taverns ar the side of the road font always mix well together.

>>49277162
Do you wish to make it 71 today?

>>49277152
>The massive man stomps over, moving more like a giant than human. His armored fingers rubbing his beard.

Mind you, not that I am exactly worried about you pulling a toothpick out of nowhere and giving out nasty splinters, more of an amusing sight as I don't see many fairies out and about.

>>49277162
>He'd stiffleing a chuckle at hearing this.
Oh my, if I had a copper peice for everytime I've heard a similar story... I could probably have paid for another guild hall by now.

>>49277169
>Frowns with a furrowed brow.
Nar'sfeifth...

Anyroad, that means that... ...that means...

>Holds his chin, deep in thought. A sudden twinkle in his eye appears as he gives a wide, toothy grin.

That means that I have back pay coming my way!

>>49277183
heh
you'd be surprised how many lives are taken with no weapons involved
>grins, some of his teeth are metal

>>49277177
Not really at the moment. No need to spoil a good drink with bloodshed.

>>49277162
I see... that's unfortunate. Maybe you could've taunted them to lure them out or something. Oh well, what's done is done: you can also learn through mistakes.

>>49277169
>shakes her head
If I were them, I'd confront the monsters out in the wilderness to avoid collateral damage.

>>49277183
>laughs delightfully
Well, I suppose there's a first time for anything. And most of the fairies don't really mix with humans and other tall folk

>>49277214
No, not really. You'd like Sohai though. Or would've. Actually wait, no. You WOULD like him. Damned monks and their timeless blah, blah rabble...

>>49277219
Fair enough,
what is your name, mountain dweller?

>>49277210
...
>The young noblemen would be sweating a little bit, before pulling out the guild rulebook.
Uhhhhhhh....!
>He'd speed through the large book, trying to find some rule within its pages that would say he isn't owed back pay.
UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>He's sweating profusely at this point. Having reread the book atleast three times now.
>He'd smack the book closed before bashing his head against the bar out if frustration.
HOBGOBLIN TURDS!!!

>>49277229
That... is... REALLY a fair point. S'pose that I hadn't properly considered that angle. Oh well. Keep an eye out for jobs that need doing and we'll partner up sometime. I haven't gotten to party with a fairy before, sounds like that could be interesting.

>>49277241
>his smile drops
Bah, stinkin monks, with all their wisehead bullshitery, if they spent so much time getting stronger than they do meditating, they'd do something in their lives

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>>49277260
Drakons reaction is basically pic related

>>49277268
I would love hunting some monsters again: makes my blood boil every time!

I'll be staying here for now, so you know where you can find me if you'd like to partner up sometime

>>49277282
Wipe that damn look off your face! Just because you've been missing for 300+ years, doesn't mean we have to pay you!
>"Or that we could..."

>>49277268
Oh, and I am Zinnia by the way: what's your name?

>>49277273
Yeah Sohai is more of an alcoholic than a monk. Though that doesn't mean that I haven't seen him manfight the Tarrasque. Well these days... or in those days? Look, my point is that he isn't about raw muscle, he is about skill and precision. You don't see a man on his lonesome pick a fight with avatars of the end times and win, single-handed, all that often.

>>49277304
>The man grins.
Yes my tiny companion! We shall be legends! Well that or at least you'll be dragged to that status. I've been there for ages, evidently...
>Looks at Marth.

>>49277336
Hah
>finishes cleaning his teeth

Allight, point me at an avatar of the end times and il win it for you, princess

>>49277326
I eat Beholders for breakfast. If you can't cough up the coin, then the guild has to find another way to make this work. As far as I am concerned, it's only been a couple months while I was out gathering ankheg shells and hides on a job. In fact...
>Unrolls a large portable hole and points inside.
I may just have made the bastards extinct with all the queens that I found.

>>49277333
Eh? Oh! Zinnia. Neat. I am Drakon Deritako Macar, born of Saer'rio. ...not that any of that means anything or makes any sense to people in these parts.

>>49277384
Nice to meet you Drakon! Well, I wouldn't really mind becoming a legend, although hunting for treasure is very appealing.

Delving into ancient temples and ruins to get the treasure there is the best thing ever... for me, at least!

>>49277469
If you got the stomach for the gore its a very fun job

>>49277483
More yes than no. After all, tallfolk can't really end up in a shower of blood and gooey fleshy bits after you dive into a monster's mouth to throw a highly-explosive device into their esophagus!

>>49277469
>Nods and points at >>49277483

Although a lot of it can be summarized as fun. Fun being Fairly UnNatural...

>He pulls out what should have been a sizeable two-handed greatsword, looking more like a longsword in his grasp. Showing that his left hand was backed with slashing and piercing talons from his gauntlet, over his wrist and fingers, while the gauntlets finger tips ended in hooked talons.

After a long enough time, you learn your own crafts and trades from it all. It is quite a thrilling life!

>>49277530
...I am REALLY beginning to like this fairy.

>>49277530
You would be surprised how far blood and brain matter can squirt when a head is hit hard enough

>>49277549 >>49277561
You're right: there's so many monsters I haven't had the chance to hunt yet.

I -Love- the thrill of the hunt~

>she says with a faux-innocent smile

>>49277571
Well, the record I've seen would probably be about 32 feet more or less... but then again, that was because my companion was using a greatsword against a very big, hairy possessed chimp so...
>shrugs

>>49277549
>takes a big drink from a bottle

Only thing i learned is how to clean blood stains

I don't mean to interrupt you all, but I'm pretty sure forum games belong on /qst/.

>>49277680
if it makes you feel better, then next week we can look into doing it on qst

>>49277743
That was a really polite response. Shit now I feel bad and hope you guys get to stay.

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>A small goblin, with a frog on his head, licks his crumbed fingers as he walks to a bar stool
>He jumps and climbs onto in, before ordering

"One groga, pwrease."

>they burst trough the door
Pedro: Scuza, we are late for the opening, but lets get started right away

>they set up their instruments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRUj6M0tpLo

>>49277837
>>49277743
...do we have the money to pay them when they are done?

>looks at the champion, crossing his arms

>>49277829
>pours him the tankard

>>49277837
Dear gods, I'm surprised you even managed to make it here!

>>49277829
Another goblin, another job gonento someone else.

>>49277851
I'd assume. After all, it's only a few silver to pay them for the night...
kek, captcha put up a storefront about salsa!

>>49277860
>Takes the tankard once it is full

"Fanks!"

>Gobbles it down greedily

>>49277880
>Stops drinking

"Hey! Whats doesh dat meanings!?"

>>49277814
well thank you kindly! We hope we're allowed to stay around as well! If we do, then feel free to join us one day!

>>49277904
It means exactly what I said. One more goblin adventurer joins the cause, and one more job goes to someone else.

>>49277904
Just don't poop on the floor, or set something on fire, and I won't have to pull out "The Wyverns Talon"...

>>49277952
Little man is my friend, you threaten him, you threaten me.

>his forehead vein pulses

>>49277924
>>49277952
>Insulted

"You finks wez cant takings on an adventwure!? Weez show youz!"

>Stands up on chair

"Wez wants a duel!"

>The Frog Croaks

>>49277969
>>49277952
>>49277971

>smells a bet
20 copper on the goblin

>>49277999
I raise it to 50

>>49277969
>He'd sigh before reopening up the guild rule book, and flipping through its pages.
>Eventually, he'd flip about three quarters of the eay through, before showing the page to the pugilist.
>The page would read; " For all members of the Esteemed Adventurers guild, there shall be no spewing of fecal matter, vomit, setting of equipment, people or inanimate objects on fire"

Just telling him one if the rules is all.


... by the way. Has anybody managed to enter the basement yet? There was supposedly something down there... but I'm not sure "what" it is...

>>49277999
>>49278031
>He lets out a sigh.

You people are ridiculous! I have nothing against the going here. I'm simply stating the rules, since the last goblin who entered this place decided to poop on one of the nice rugs up in the library!

>>49278035
Be more specific.

>>49278035
Dibs on the kill
>vaults over the bar and runs into the basement

>>49278051
"Wez aint jus 'Goblin'. Wez Grimblebit!"

>>49278035
>Grumbles
"Weez shall seeings to it."

>Hops off of chair

Runs after >>49278067

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>a man walks through the door, wearing a motley of different colors under a leather jerkin
>some may recognize his style of dress as typical of the free legionaries that operate in the east
>he carries a large zweihander over his shoulder

>>49278035
.....Not without backup!

>runs after Asnov

>>49278053
>He shrugs.

The stories never said. All I know is that ny ancestor, original Marth Wyvern, not to be confused with me. Said that there was something hidden within the basement. I figured you would know

>>49278067
He didn't say WHICH basement, which level, which subfloor or which section. Don't go getting yourself lost there.

...and watch out for that tunnel to the Underdark! There's brain-gobblers down there!

>>49278080
>>49278071
>>49278067
>He face palms as soon as the trio had left.

I'm surrounded by idiots...

>>49278084
This is literally the most generic and vague call to action that I have ever encountered. I can recall a lot of things and none of which point at a singular specific poin-

...It was the old guild masters secret stash of booze, wasn't it?

>>49278085
There is MORE than ONE basement!?! Gods above and below us! Nobody told us that!

>>49278111
>He shrugs at this.

No idea... Great ancestor Wyvern never wrote much about the old guild master. He just made him seem... weird?

>>49278072
>He flashes the Merc a smile.

I hope it wasn't to hard to get passed to rioting peasants and delegates out there. Who knew people could get so upset over mini sandwiches...

>>49278163
>He shrugs, clearly not knowing what Marth is talking about
I heard there was some sort of adventuring guild here?

Well you have the paladins barracks, the cleric shrines and temples, the armory, the forges, three treasuries that I am not supposed to know about, the arena, the sparring room, the training room, the weights hall, the wait hall, a few levels dedicated to storage for non-perishables that are held in stasis, courtesy of a certain Loose Cannon Sorceress. There was the meeting hall, the secret meeting hall, a feasting area, a second and third kitchen, the portable market, the sewers, the brewery and stills... Uhhh, oh yeah and then there was the entry to the initiates gauntlet.

>>49278178
That would be us, my good man! The fully reopened Adventurers Guild of Thelia Gran, at your service! Are you looking to sign up?

>>49278207
And that is not including the crawl spaces for the thieves bunks, all the miscellaneous personal quarters and a nice secluded spot that Sohai and Czarina would frequent. ...If they're down there, I ain't going. For all I know she couldn't contain herself and had another surge that froze them in time.

>>49278216
Ja. Is there any kind of trial I need to do?

>>49278242
Uhhhhhhh.....
>He'd flip through the field booklet on "how to run the Adventurers guild, when your Alcoholic guild master/mistress is not around: Edition 7 circa 1178 RG"
>"If a new adventurer shows up wanting to join, have him sign the contract entitled 'We are not responsible IF...', a copy of which is provided upon page 761. Afterward, have him do something stupid."
>"Well thatlast part seems easy enough around here..."
>He'd hand the man the contract. Indicating where to sign his name.

Please sign here, here, here, reinitial here, sign here, finger print here, and list next of kin, here...

>>49278242
Not until enough people are stupid enough to clear out the entire city that is under this hall OR I am paid...

>>49278327
>Klaus signs the paperwork quickly

>>49278364
Aw crap, he didn't read any of it.

Gee I don't know about this place Satan, you say there's power here?

>>49278364
Alrighty! Would you also like to sign up for the guilds "get out of death" certificate? It'll cost you one twelfth of your monthly earnings, but it means that once a month, if you die, and there is still something left of you, you will be revived.

Please note, that these deaths to not accumulate, and any resurrections after the first will have to be paid in full by you.

Also note, that if there is nothing left to revive you with, then there is nothing we can do. Unless you wish to purchase the "reincarnation supreme" package alongside it. One free reincarnation for every 100 years!

>>49278480
Only a twelfth?

>>49278480
>[Disapproval Intensifies]

This future sucks.

>>49278502
>runs back into the hall covered in blood
>valuts over the counter and grabs a full lap of healing potions

>vaults back over
>runs back into the basement

>>49278526
HA!

>>49278497
Only a twelfth! Of course if you buy the reincarnation package, it's a one time additonal payment of 800 gold. But it's good for one free reincarnation if there is nothing left of your body!

>>49278502
Hey,! Don't look at me like that! I'm not the one who wrote this shit!

>>49278566
>Points at the authors name.
Okay, you personally, no. But that doesn't mean your family is in the clear.

>>49278576
Ok! So what if the original Marth Wyvern got pissed off about you guys constantly dying and wanting there to be a way for People to afford a resurrection spell for themselves! It's more your faults than his!

>>49278599
Hoe do you purpose to resurrect or reincarnate members if there are no clerics or paladins? They were kind of a big deal and necessary for such a thing to happen in the first place. And since you have no idea about the basements, that only further reinstates the notion that they've all abandoned this place too.

So ya'll've gotta big mess on your hands. And if you want me to fix this...

...PAY ME.

>>49278635
>lead singer clears his throat

Step in line gringo, we need to get paid too

>>49278635
Dear gods above! Fine! I'll look into it! If only to shut you up about it!

>>49278655
YOU PEOPLE ALREADY GOT PAID IN ADVANCE! SIX SILVER TOTAL!

>>49278672
Hmph!

>they leave immediately, carrying out two barrels of beer

>>49278702
Greedy bastards!

>barging through the main door, a huge burly human decorated with sailor and/or pirate memorabilia, with semi-long red wavy hair appears with a huge grin on his tanned face
>an enourmous sword, seemingly too large to be of practical use, is strapped to his back as he begins a speech that resonates throughout the halls of the entire building
Hear ye all you adventurers! It is I, the Legendary Sinbad! The slayer of Kraken! Liberator of Kingdoms! King of the Seven Seas! My wealth would make the biggest dragon jealous- before I slay it! I come seeking new recruits - my ship can't run itself, and I need capable hands to join me in my legendary exploits and adventures!
>Sinbad temporarily stops talking as someone nearby calmy asks him to lower his volume, then tries explaining the recruitment process to him
>Sinbad's grin progressively turns into a scowl
What do you mean "formal" process? There's "papers" I have to sign? What does it look like I'm looking for? A bunch of sissies who read books? I need capable hands, capable hands!
>Raising his hands in surrender, he slouches his posture and walks over to the nearest empty seat
>After ordering an ale, he slowly regains his grin as he starts eyeing up every other individual around
Hmm... I may yet find some worthy men yet.

>>49278753
>"Oh great... something stupid came through the mail today already!"
>He'd put on a pleasant face.

Well yes ,sir there is a formal process if you're looking for adventurers to aid you!

>He hands him the guilds contract.
>It would basically state that the guild is not responsible for.... well... quite a long list of things.

>>49278821
>He takes the contract and reads it for a bit
Haha! Contract? You must be confused, this is a list of glorious deaths! You say I must sign this if I am to gather minio- capable adventurers? Very well, the Great Sinbad always profits off contracts. Hah! Let me tell you about the time I tricked a mighty dracolich into signing away all his wealth to me!
>Before you can stop him, Sinbad proceeds to recount an epic adventurer about scamming a dracolich. It seems heavily exaggerated, if not outright fabricated.

>>49278924
is it bad that I'm reading what's he says in krunks voice (the guy from the Emperor's new groove, and who is voice e by the guy that does Joe Swanson in family guy)like in this video at 4:35 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7WGbqh3ftP4

>"I swear to the GODS, if he doesn't shut up, I'm going to shove him into the subbasements!"

>>49278983
>Meanwhile in the subbasements
https://youtu.be/FiCIMk_16Zo?t=10s

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>A short person with unnaturally pale skin and a bloody red beard enters through the door. He is holding some twisted black staff.
>He quietly looks around
I am sorry for interrupting you all, but is this a new Andenturing Guild? I heard, that here opens a new guild.

>>49278983
**That's pretty good, you found my inspiriation (sort of) already.**
>Sinbad notices the silence of the human before he starts another story
Hmm, you don't seem like the usual weakling, human. Perhaps you have an adventure to match mine? Hah!

>>49279046
Why of course this is the Adventurers guild!
>He'd cast a glance towards >>49278924 before whispering to you.

Just ignore him... I think he's an insane homeless man, but I'm not quite sure...

>In his regular voice.

So are you here to join, or are you looking to post work?

>>49279077
I've had a few Adventures, before I decided to help rebuild the guild, yes.
>"Oh dear God, please don't ask for people to help you find the world's biggest clock, please don't be looking for that!"

>>49279079
Yes, I am here to join. But first i wanted to learn about rules of this new guild. Particularly, rules concerning the topic of allowed schools of magic.
>starts looking around
Why is some people looking at me funny?

>>49279135
Well, uhm.... your head is upside down... also, you're blue...

But si answer your question, we allow people from any school of magic to join. We simply ask that you done use innocent people, or fellow guild members, when practicing necromancy, or other schools.

>He then hands the man a booklet and a contract.

Sign anywhere it asks you too.

>>49279170
thank you my friend, but what do you mean by...
>looks at himself
Ahh!! You are talking about that.
>fixes his head
My earlier spell of body controll are still showng some glitches, please, don't mind it.
>starts reading booklet

>stumbles into the room with a cheery expression on his face
"Hello everyone! I hear we have...recruits? Are they still alive and consious?"

>>49279261
I... see....
>He'd be slightly horrified by how he could do that so casually.

Now then.... I wonder where the guilds trio of idiots are?

>>49279279
>He'd give a slight shrug.
Better than you on a good day crab...

>>49279299
"Hey...I handle your money, y'know?"

>>49279321
Yeah...
>He'd give the crab man a look.
And you do it horribly too.

>>49279103
Heh, well I'll have you know I hold the title of "King of Adventurers"! It's true!
>Sinbad shifts his attention to the new arrivals
Hah! There may be use to this guild yet!

>the muscular orc brings himself in the room, dragging his man-sized nodachi behind him

>himself and the sword are covered in blood
>he sits on his chair and takes a moment to return to senses

Ah. Newcomers, good.
The subbasements are..larger than i expected, we..
we decided to head back after we ran out of health potions

>burps some in his mouth and quickly swallows it back down

>>49279327
"....On purpose"

>>49279348
>Sir Grimblebit walks out of the basement
>He is covered head to toe in blood, staining his brown cloak
>He jumps on the chair

"Wez..Wez runned out of heallies."

>>>/qst/

>drags his sinewy muscular body after Ronin, looks pale and has a nosebleed with shadows uner his eyes

>fists and elbows covered in blood and chunks of gore, some of the chemical bottles on his belt are empty, he looks exhausted

>head slams on table

>reaches over the counter and grabs a bottle of wine

>sits back and drinks it out of the bottle, sword glued to his hand with blood

>>49279384
we'll look into it for next Saturday! Promise!

>>49279299
>finishes his booklet and contract signing
I believe, that i need to handle that to you...
>suddenly he starts sniffing
My my, what a good smell
>>49279348
>>49279369
>continues his sniffing
good....good......
Gentelmen, might i know there you get such a sweets from?

>>49279407
Should be fine considering mods already deleted quests from /tg/ while this one is fine.

>>49279422
"Wez waz in da bashments. Dont goez in dere, i says, cause we rans out of healthies."

>>49279385
>>49279405
Oh my oh my
>start licking his lips
I am beginning to like this place too much

>>49279422
...Subbasement...
>he mumbles into the table

>>49279348
>>49279369
>>49279385
I am... absolutely... disgusted by you people right now... you drank enough potions to heal a village of 67 people...

>>49279350
I feel like you can't count past 120 to be fair.

>>49279422
That would be Portyl Wine, vintage 1124.

>>49279492
>drags a bucket closer with his foot
>vomits in it

>Sinbad rises from his chair and walks over to the trio is, visible excitement in his eyes
Hahaha! Looks like hell! Is there something in there, I wonder, that could challenge the might of Maelstrom? I thirst for glory!

>>49279492
"Does it matter? I have Havier for counting. Counting how many times i pound yer mum per night"
>taps away into a corner

>>49279449
>>49279454
Healthi... you mean healing spells. Too bad, that i only know how heal myself with [sanguine] ability, but not the others...
I...
need to go there!
I need to taste.... taste... good taste..
There is the basement!!!!

>>49279516
>lowers the wine bottle
the subbasement, there is plently left for everybody
>drinks more

>>49279562
"What Ronin (>>49279575) saids."

>>49279575
>comes closer to the Ronin
the...there is this basement exactly? Where is the path?! Where i need to go?!
>start sniffing the bloodied blade
hng....

>>49279674
its.. downstairs

>he seathes the blade, a bit unsure what to think

just follow the gore and corpses

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>49279369
>>49279385
>>49279348

>Laughs

>>49279492
Tell you what, come let me know when you've got the gold to pay me. In the meantime, I'm heading to the bottom level of the basements since these children can't seem to handle it.

>>49279715
But first, a quick stop to a little corner where a certain pair of acquaintances are sure to be...

>pours himself some more scnapps and adds a bit from his needle, a little concoction to help pick him up

>he downs the whole glass in one shot and crushes the glass in his hand

Ah, that just hit the spot
>his brain kick-starts back into normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB92RgvgW7c

>>49279702
>Tightly grips his staff and produces a demonic looking dagger out of nowhere
dammit blood addiction
>silently walks into the side of the basement
It's going to be my undoing one day...

>>49279575
Then I may go down there myself! However, I quite like having others with me. Eyewitnesses to my great feats are needed, after all.
>Sinbad mutters the next words under his breath
Most won't believe me othewise...

>>49279785
"And how are you today, my barrel-chested friend?"

>>49279945
>grunts and burps

Better.
Nothing like a good dose and a head pulping

>>49280006
"Does yu have any more groga?"

>>49280045
>pulls the barrel up from the bar and sets it on a table

>>49280080
"Fanks."

>Starts taking grog from the barrel with a tankerd