/TG/! GET THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT YOU WERE SUPPOSED

>>49270448
"Get the fuck out of my room, Marcus. I'm sick of your fucking make-believe. I've got work in two hours and didn't get to sleep till 3 in the morning. FUCK THE FUCK OFF."

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>>49270448
SHUT UP FAGGOT I'M WORKING ON IT

>>49270448
I forgot that we weren't issued any pants, so I was looking for mine.

Sir, may I ask why this army is so vehemently anti-pants? It seems like wearing pants could really improve our combat capabilities.

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>>49270448
>>49270448

Boot, I swear to god if you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to dangle you off the transport hooks and use your ribcage as a speedbag. I'll be the last one up and the first one kitted, just like every day. Now let me enjoy my smoke. Yeah, you go run and tell Gunny. Tell me how that works out for you.

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>>49270684
>>49270448
shut the fuck up, Ray

>>49270448
>it's a /k/ thread on /tg/ episode
this is fine

>>49270564
Shot at dawn, private!

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>>49270684
>wearing multicam
>Marines

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>>49270448
Well y'see, Ah'm already on watch. Mah gears' right here and your shouting's drawn the attention of every spook in five clicks. Be a lamb and hop on that .30, would'ya? We're about to have company.

>>49270448
>tfw the actual marines isn't filled with cute girls
considering desertion tbqh

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>>49272860

Between 2002-2004 you were allowed to wear both. I don't think it's our design, but I could be wrong.

>>49273665

They're out there, senpai. Not everywhere, but the few there are make life worth living. I knew a guy who creeped his leiutenant's old myspace profile and found pictures of her making out with girls when she was in college. Plus, our current Chaplain is bae. She's adorable.

I actually have watch in two hours, this thread triggered me.

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>>49270448
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!

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>>49270448

>attempting to fire 240B
>bolt is forward

>>49278321

Nigga what? You pull the bolt to the rear and the charging handle goes loose. You're supposed to shove it forward so it doesn't wobble around and shit. I might not know the terminology but I've shot the bitch enough to know that.