Random Encounter Theatre

>>49238182

Ask what they're guarding, and walk off. Inchling or not, they couldn't fit through the path either way. Here's to hoping the inchling blocks the next inchling invader from going through.

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Walk around

>>49238182
Make her hamster my animal companion.
She can tag along too if she wants.

Step on, proceed unhampered. I probably wouldn't even notice.

>>49238182
"You're goddamn adorable, but we have somewhere to be. See ya."
And continue walking.

>>49238182

I'd ask it what it's doing, but I know our lolderp barbarian player would try to kill it. So far he's had to be restrained by force and/or magic three times for this shit.

>>49239047
Don't bully

>>49238182
Grab my new sextoy that i'll whore off once their worn out to size fetishists. Maybe sell the hamster at a gay brothel or something.

>>49239212
Is >>49239552 your barbarian?

>>49239582
Nah. I'm just a profiteering bard.

>>49238182

I'm calling the cops on >>49239552

>>49238182

Chuckle, and crack jokes such as "I could HARDLY see you down there! Shouldn't you be in school, little girl?"

>>49239787
Why? It's 57 inches too short for legal rights.

>>49238182
Flirt, then walk past her feeling disappointed and insulted.

>>49239869
Flirting with objects and animals isn't healthy, anon.

>>49240037
If I didn't talk to objects and animals I'd be in an even worse place!

>>49240199
I said FLIRTING, talking's fine. Hell i talk to myself 24/7 and i think i'm fine.

>>49238182
Invite her to join our crew.

>>49242095
>her