Damn you Pavlov

>>49202237
>makes me feel uncomfortable to be in this scenario and not be drinking alcoho

That's alcoholism, son. 'Social drinking' as a psychological dependency.

>>49202237
Every single game I create involves clones, body modification, and body modifying clones. I don't know if that's actually Pavlovian, but I decided to post anyway because help me.

>>49202315
It's only in a hobbyist environment though. It's pureasy pavlovian. I don't want or feel uncomfortable without alcohol in any other social environment.

>>49202237
Tape measure. I always place mine on the table close to me when I don't use it, learned it after losing 3 of them at various tournaments. Didn't realize it was a reflex until I forgot my tape, had to use a friend's and kept placing it out of his reach every. single. fucking. time.

>>49202339

It's a coping mechanism because you're embarassed about doing le beta nerdshit.

Man up, stop boozing.

>>49202454
>doing le beta nerdshit
LOL projecting much?

>>49202454
>Man up, stop boozing
You are sending mixed signals here.

>>49202237
My good game has trained me to be excited any time I hear the roll20 bing/update noise.
Instant, heart-swelling excitement, reflexive alt-tabbing back to it.

Which sucks when I'm playing my bad game and hear it, and get a continuous string of "YE-! Aww..." every single time.

>>49202237
I've conditioned my players with paranoia and fear responses. They don't seem to notice it either.
Basically if i go into detail on things beyond "you find yourself in a room. Wat do?" They start to get paranoid and sweat. They poke anything and everything with sword or arrows before moving 5 feet. Buys me time for proper improv.

>>49202679
I really hate this kind of thing. I can hold my liquor, but I really don't enjoy it. You won't see me pressure you into taking a plethora of drugs either.

>>49203111
You don't enjoy being drunk trips-kun? Sucks to be you. Being drunk makes me calmer and more happy.

>>49203248
To each their own.

>>49203111
Well. Booze have categorically been a thing Men do. Just like cigars and cars.
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean other men won't consider you less of a man for not drinking. Just like they'll assume you're less of a man for riding in a prius or actually hating the smell of smoke rather than disliking just the act or heaven forbid vaping which is absolutely pussytier.
It doesn't actually make you less of a man but it makes others think so of you.

>>49203314
Yes, I'm aware.

>>49203337
Well. Either man up and quit bitching or crack and stop getting told off.

>>49203535
t. Abusive drunk

>>49203535
Why do you keep insisting on getting someone else into your destructive behaviour?

>>49203761
Its destructive if its kept up with. You hate it and therefore want the shit talking to stop and drinking a single beer amongst said people will instantly stop it. You act like I'm advocating drunkardness 24/7 or something.
I control my language at work so I don't get fired doesn't mean i hate the fact my free speech is being hindered.

>>49203805
>beer
Shit taste detected. Drink something that doesn't taste like decaying haystack and we'll stop making fun of you.

>>49203805
>trying to peer pressure someone over the Internet

>>49203805
I never said I hate alcohol. Why do you assume that? I'm not the other guy, by the way.
In any case, you seem hellbent on perpetuating an unhealthy conduct. Are you a bar owner, perhaps?

>>49203805
>Swearing at work = Free Speech
Drink all you want, but you sound like a clown.

>>49203881
>i'm a mans man
You and OP have a lot in common, y'know?

>>49202237
It's not really /tg/ related but...

>Edge lazily as I browse porn
>Get distracted with chatrooms and things
>Edging takes even longer
>By the time I actually finish up, have to pee
>Secondary sweet relief of pissing like a damn race horse
>Watersports fetish develops

>Jerk off in shower regularly
>Always poop before showering for clean butthole
>Therefore I always poop before jerking off
>Scat fetish develops

>>49204093
Only thing close i ever developed was becoming wired after cumming instead of getting sleepy cause an old ex wanted seconds and i tended to doze after so she'd shove caffeine pills or 5hours down my gullet.
Didn't even notice until it bled over into personal time with the computer where suddenly i'm jacked up when all i wanted was help getting to sleep.

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>>49204093