Does anyone have that comic of saber raping Shiro?
>>49174202
Wow you found my magical realm.
>>49174557
>Talk Shit, Get Hit
>>49174557
>Permission Players
>>49174733I would have.So hard.
What do you guys think?
>all these unfunny "magical realm" posts
C'mon now. Develop a sense of humor already.
>>49174855
Resounding success
If he wanted her to be cute and gentle he would've went with a different pick up line.
This isn't especially funny I just thought it was apt
>>49175113
Gonna need an explaination for this one
>>49175266
Billy lost a bet, so his nemesis made him eat a jar of pennies.
>>49175351
>>49175266
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/eat-the-pennies-quizboy/
One of the best bits from the show.
>>49175344
>>49175413
Alright, that was pretty good. Thanks for the enlightenment anons.
>>49175351
Is this a game or some dwarf fortress thing?
>>49174202
>>49175591
>Is this a game or some dwarf fortress thing?
Yes!
>>49175373
>That Guy Pumps AC
>>49175413
Is that GARO?
>>49175199
>Upholstry foam
>ice cream cones
>cheerios
>Cheetoes
What plane is this
>>49175861
No idea.
>>49175887
Underrok, realm of Knock-Baerd, prince of edgelords.
In Underrok all the lakes and rivers flow with Mountain Dew, grease, and Cheetos,it's really quite disgustingand everything is covered in a layer of Cheetos dust; for it falls from the sky like snow, often only lightly, but on occasion it will come down in flurries and even blizzards. In the middle of this realm, somewhere, stands the great palace of edges, made entirely of rusty razor blades. within lay numerous halls and chambers and an entire armory filled with the most absurd and impractical weapons and armor ever conceived (and some beyond comprehension), all covered in cobwebs and Cheetos dust for the upper Palace has never been used, the Deity dwells in the caves below the Palace where the Cheetos dust does not fall. There one will find the vaults of Knowledge, where a copy of every known table top game and all editions and expansions can be found, even home-brewed games never published, copies of their rules can be found here, and if any book should be removed an exact copy will take its place, so the library is ALWAYS complete. Here the petitioners tirelessly catalog each volume in turn, and it is said with enough jink and honeyed words will help make you the most broken character or army of any system no matter how balanced. But Knock-Baerd lies far deeper, somewhere in the deepest part of the caverns he toils away making his "magnum opus" the worst fan fiction ever made, one that would make "My Immortal" look Shakespearean by comparison.
>>49175923
Oh, fuck.
How did they... Did they draw that?
>>49176033
They probably just took the girl in the picture and edited her into the mirror.
Also, your pic:
>The eyes, there's something with the eyes...I don't recognize what it's from.
>>49176033
Not a clue. But it's horrifying if they meant to do this, and even more horrifying if they didn't.
>>49176103
It's Anna from Fire Emblem.
>>49175861
Yes.
>>49175951
> The thrown baby.
Years of my friends tossing shit towards me to hold has trained my reflexes to stop and let anything hit me before breaking on the ground.
>>49174855
Source nigga
>>49176347
I'm laffin'
>>49174202
sauce ?
>>49174676
I love this idea of a righteous LG paladin with a stick up his ass that realizes he doesn't need the stick that far up his ass to appease his god.
>>49176522
>>49176347
Da Hootch is such a fucking bro.
>>49174919
Or he's a dumb fuck little kid
Also
>cute and gentle people can't be turned on by that raunchy shit
>>49174963
Yes
>>49175851
Holy shit yes this is fucking perfect
>>49175753
>>49176844
>cute and gentle people can't be turned on by that raunchy shit
Anon please, everyone knows good girls and good boys are all about the hand-holding and sweet little whispers about nothing all the time 24/7, and raunchy tarts are cock-gargling whores from sunrise to sunset.
>>49174261
It wasn't rape.
He climaxed, so it was making love!
>>49175800
Might be more shoota boyz
>>49175904
The truth hurts
>>49176347
>sometime after this Shindol made a doujin of Dungeon Meshi where Marcille gets eaten by orks
Fuck, he was telling the truth.
>>49176108
hehehehe
>>49176761
https://nhentai.net/g/169134/
Here you go.
>>49176906
Fucking perfect
>>49175951
Was legitimately expecting "the music artist" to just be 'a man will force you to take a music cd from him, claiming it contains some "dope tracks" but when you figure out how to play the CD you will instead find the tracks to be mediocre at best.'
>>49174261
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/771196
>>49176938
Saber, please
>>49175952>20 Minutes.
>>49177422
10/10
>>49175887
THE PLANE OF SNACKS MOTHERFUCKER
>>49177457
Can I ask for a source?
>>49177373
I laughed much more than I should've
>>49177395
I keep seeing this art everywhere, what's it from?
>>49177450
I am so doing this for Halloween.
And yes I will eat from it.
>>49177824
M&Ms/Reese's work well enough together, though you'll get tired of it quick
skittles fuck it up because they aren't chocolate
>>49177824
But anon, what if you put inChocolate skittles
>>49177771
After an exhaustive thirty second search, I have found the answer to be Good Job Club.
>>49177850
>>49177864
Ah, that's where I went wrong. I only searched for 15 seconds. Many thanks.
>>49177896
>has the jawline of a dude and man arms
I give it 6/10
>>49177924
>samurai beating knight
What is this SJW affirmative action bullshit?
>>49177988
Here, to sooth your butthurt.
>>49177988
>>49178011
Whoops, wrong one. This is the one I meant.
>>49178011
I'm just fucking with you, that game looks great.
>>49177771
gj-bu
>>49177986
>Man arms
Those are some scrawny ass "man arms."
And plenty of women have broader jawlines.
>>49178028
So what's the point of using a sword backwards anyway? Seems like it would have taken more work to flip around rather then just slashing him
>>49177726
Get the fuck out and never come back you steaming pile of shit.
>>49175951
I'm so glad I live in a small american city and have no desire to travel to anywhere in the world
>>49178100
Pierces armor better.
>>49178100
To do blunt damage to armor. Sure, not really super necessary 'cause he was just gonna knock him off the edge anyway, but, y'know.
>>49178100
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordhau
>>49174202
>>49178101
*rolls eyes*
>>49178071
You're one of those people who can't determine genders in your japanese animoos, aren't you?
Suggestions?
>>49178100
Slashing doesn't do that well against armour. A lot of the weight of sword is near the hilt, so if you want to smack someone around with it then mordhau lets you apply more force.
>>49178071
Its the shape and dimensions it carries. Just because they're petite doesn't mean he doesn't have a noticeable cleft along with male proportions across his face, namely the cheekbone to eye and nose ratio. His arms are far to wide apart from his chest and his shoulder are too wide for the hips to be female of any kind.
>>49178167
sick gainz? gotta get swole?
>>49178181
FUcking hilarious
>>49177823
Golan the Insatiable
It's two different series, one is 10min episodes and the other is half-hour, with different continuities but basically the same story.
Evil, hedonistic demon gets banished to earth and this little girl becomes his loyal cultist.
>>49177924
>song of swords
>no groin stabbing
this filename is inaccurate
>>49178180
>>49178164
>I-I totally wouldn't fall for it guys, I know it's convenient that I happen to know before I say this, b-but...
Everytime.
>>49178167
>how a di kreen becomes thri kreen
>>49178203
Any unarmored body part is fair game in SoS.
>>49178221
>I've been molested by a man in drag: The post
Keep projecting your insecurities, buddy.
>>49178180
I still think it's a chick.
I'm glad that you have confidence in your eugenics-shit but I've met plenty of chicks who look like that.
>>49178246
>insecurities
Pot calling the kettle black, dayum
>implying I'm not the one doing all the man molesting
Kek
>>49178246
>Implying I'm not doing the molesting.
>>49178306
>If I project hard enough, I will win!
Cya fuccboi.
>>49178333
What's there to be insecure about? He's hot in drag and I'd fuck him.
>>49178167
>Now I'm a jerk, and everybody loves me
>>49175828
This shit is so retarded. Everybody knows that Jesus didn't go to Japan until after he had risen from the grave following his crucifixion and even then it was just a stop off on his way to America where he lived out the rest of his days among the Native Americans and his remains were scattered in 9 parts across what would become the continental United States.
>>49178181
And see, with Bop It I would have just made a masturbation joke.
Hell, that entire game is one long masturbation joke.
>>49178258
...Fuck
I really wanna play that but I have yet to find any decent translation program.
>>49175951
This is why i ALWAYS kick first when random strangers try making physical and unwarranted contact. Worst case scenario i offput a person with boundary issues, and therefore mental issues, and my shit stays safe. Most people out of country usually write it off as an american being an american and while pissed and disgusted give me zero gruff.
Only people this DOESN'T seem to work on is gypsies and more kicks tend to solve that cause broken bones make it hard to pickpocket and thieve.
>>49178426
I've played a bit of it without the translation using some guide.
It has its moments.
I have no idea what the fuck I was doing and I do want to know what the fuck was going on in that particular scene, though.
>>49178333
>n-nuh uh, y-you're projecting b-because y-you pointed out h-how r-retarded I am for o-overanalyzing a photograph t-t-that gives me p-prior knowledge t-to the s-situation a-and t-t-t-thinking I c-could always make t-the same alleged d-d-determinations in r-real life, a-and now I-I'm leaving and t-taking my b-ball and going h-home
What a sad response :^)
>>49178433
>not just keeping a hand in your pocket with your stuff and making it look like you're walking with your hands in your pockets
But if someone spilled something on one of my jackets I'd probably get into a fistfight with them. I love my jackets.
>>49178457
get a room and stop trying to bait so hard its pathetic
>>49178266
Guaranteed dude. Posts on twitter all the time. Anyway its basically a point system on a bell curve. Cleft chin is 1 point, cheek bones being the wrong shape for how defined they are 1 point, the fact these 2 things being together points towards a Y chromosome? 1 point, the eye to nose and mouth ratio pointing towards male genetics 1 point, the fact all 3 previous things added up only happen in guys? 2 more points, etc.
The more points the more likely and the worth of points should be doubled beyond 5 when it comes to consideration.
>>49178462
I have scars from that, anon. Tendon surgery on your hands isn't fun and gypsy pickpocketing methods are if they can't get into your pockets the traditional way out come the knives and there go a perfectly good pair of pants now slashed open and hopefully not your hands as well.
Kick first means they're on the ground, never get within hand/knife reach, and you're the one in control and can take the situation wherever you decide.
Trust me, the second you lose 20% mobility in your dominant hand is the second you stop hesitating on such things.
>>49175373
>trying something besides d&d.jpg
>>49178596
>>49178629
It's a shame Force Unleashed 2 was so shit.
>>49178685
Your first mistake was being around Gypsies.
>>49178685
The only time I've ever had to hit a girl was when this gypsy girl started coming up to me in Paris. As a beta nerdy type from Canada this was a bit of a shock to me.
>>49178840
Anon, gypsies can be found any place where you can drive a caravan and there are people to rob.
>>49178925
Which is why you don't stop on the side of the road near gypsies. And if you see gypsies you sure as shit don't get out and say hi to them.
>>49178840
Gypsies are everywhere is the main issue with that. Another is its not always gypsies and other pickpockets use the same methods from time to time and general pickpockets exist everywhere as well but in greater numbers.
This is the kind if thought process that makes you hesitate and lose a kidney to a hobo, anon.
>>49176867
Sauce?
I've seen these Weird Al clips too many times. I need the sauce.
>>49178924
Welcome to the how the other 4/5ths of the world works.
>>49178974
>he thinks anon goes outside
>he thinks anon who goes outside isn't just a few steps down from being as paranoid as your average shadowrunner
Well this is why you haven't shot at least a dozen hobos yet. Not sure if that's good or bad.
>>49179005
I hope this kind of thing never infects Canada.
>>49178961
Gypsies don't wait for a caravan to stop before opening fire, anon. It works better if the people are dead cause then they can take everything without a fight.
>>49179034
Is your Volkswagen not bulletproof?
>>49178840
no, his first mistake was letting gypsies exist
>>49178996
Five Second Films.
They've had a few different celebrity cameos.
>>49179032
Oddly enough, I'm pretty sure the few gypsies who end up migrating to the Americas ended up ditching that lifestyle.
>>49179032
You have a literal second hongkong and welcome immigrants with money, illegal or otherwise. It happens all the time 24/7 and you either live in a good area and never leave those areas or you don't get out much and have thus never had a real chance to be exposed to such.
I wasn't kidding or lying or making hyperbole when i said that shit was everywhere.
>>49178167
Halfling/kobold gets Fit.
>>49179061
If you're going places that require caravans volkswagons literally will not work.
Otherwise they'll pop your tires and wait for you to stop.
>>49179098
>I wasn't kidding or lying or making hyperbole when i said that shit was everywhere.
I've never seen a gypsy in the Antarctic.
>>49178378
That art seems super familiar. What game is this and it's by NIS isn't it?
>>49179117
>not having self-sealing tires on your bulletproof VW
Amateur hour. Next you'll tell me you don't travel with at least three automatic weapons.
>>49179129
Well...there ARE black researchers there.antartica isn't landmass and therefore doesn't count for the viability of human life and is exempt from "everywhere" in this particular case. Plus the nazi's called dibs and they're just as worse.
>>49179148
Nah. Most countries take issue with that sort of thing and the people companies provide aren't fond of sharing.
>>49178534
Weirdest handjob ever
>>49179187
>Conflating race with culture
Come on Anon.
>>49179220
You've never been done by someone with Radial Dysplasia then.
>>49179204
And now you know why you are being assaulted by gypsies.
>>49179229
Well, you can't with that particular race as they seem to have a genetic memory for their own culture in various area's. None of those cultures...."mesh" with other cultures fairly well.
>>49179269
That the method of travel i'm forced to use to keep my job shows i'm more well off than local fare?
>>49179134
Alright I'm interested, sauce?Please don't be Gate.
>>49179322
If you were more well off than normies you could afford a bulletproof volkswagen with tires that don't burst. You're just digging your hole deeper, anon.
>>49179339
I already told you the places where caravans are required volskwagons don't work. They weigh too much for their footprint and don't have the torque required.
>>49178245
Splinter was so based in that show.
>>49178204
i am still astounded they did that in a disney cartoon
>>49179358
>using normal shit in your VW when bigmanmoneybags
>not getting a better everything
Nigga u dum
>>49178143
>>49179146
Dungeon Travelers 2
>>49179416
Humvees and purpose built SUV's work better for such things and since you're bitching about money they cost a LOT more than a ghetto tricked volkswagon.
>>49179146
Dungeon Travelers 2. Made by Sting, though that game was published by NIS in EU.
>>49179473
Motherfucker I got that one
>>49178652
I wanna watch this movie with no subs or dubs, then with.
>>49179477
And people want to rob obvious shit like that. Use your brainparts Mr.Smartenoughtogetawellpayingjobtotalkaboutgypsiesontheinternet.
>>49179509
I got problems that come off as racist to white suburbanites at bars. Anonymity on the internet lets me vent without the fallout.
>>49179331
Think it might be g8 m8
>>49178433
>Not running off with the baby, cackling wildly.
>>49179561
So you're a retard who cannot into basic social interaction, got it.
>>49176867
>CE Psion.jpg
>>49179444
I'm sorry what?
Checked, also
>>49177450
what an absolute madman
>>49178502
>Components: S, M
>>49179618
Check the wikipedia link the post I replied to.
>>49179588
Alcoholism and social anxiety don't mix.
>>49179582
"I'm gonna raise him to be 800lbs. And name him John Johnson! I'll make sure he burns the Quran every 4th and make sure he marries a pure republican christian wife. WOOOOOOOO!"
>>49179692
Being a bitch doesn't mix with anything. Other than a strong hand, anyway.
>>49179716
I've applied many a stronghand. Doesn't seem to effect my mentality very much though. It's almost required with the types i'm forced upon.
>>49179391
Nearly everything in that cartoon isn't what you would expect from a Disney show.
>>49178167
That crab skips leg day every day.
>>49177924
The fuck game is? Looks awesome.
>>49179895
For Honor.
>>49179895
For Honor. The Trailer is pretty awesome but you mileage will probably vary for the gameplay.
>>49177614
>>49176938
>>49174261
>>49176033
Top Jew.
>>49180003
>average /pol/ack
>>49179909
>>49179921
Its an Ubisoft game so expect it to look just ass good as the trailers.
>>49180044
>>49176815
>wait I can swear and still be righteous? MOTHERFUCKER
>>49174693
Dang, I actually like character art where you can't see the eyes, I find it to be very entrancing and attractive in an art sense.
>>49177211
>Players went after the lich first
>>49178830
heh
>>49178343
What is this?
>>49180636
Not to worry you but thats a major sign of autistic and/or schizotypical leanings.
That goes same for people who draw those faces.
Has to do with underdeveloped or damaged area of the brain responsible for recognizing emotional cues and the like.
>>49180681
League of legends trailer.
>>49180681
A game I won't mention. Suffice it to say she's pretty much one of the creator's magical realm inserts.
>>49180681
the only good 3 seconds in LoL history
>>49180715
I've been accused multiple times on 4chan of being a sociopath because when I was a kid I liked the smell of burnt flies when I hit them with my fly swatter, then feed said flies to a spider in the corner. Another thing like this doesn't bother me too much. Besides even if I did have autistic/schitzo with sociopath either I am the super villain in training or that weirdo.
>>49179746
He said you need a pimp, anon. He called you a bitch.
>>49179229
>implying culture isn't a product of race
>>49180766
I'm just saying get checked. It's like the herpes of genetics.
>>49180771
I won't deny the latter and the former is called a "Boss".
>>49179187
Antarctica isn't landmass? Whatever the fuck you're smoking, stop smoking it anon.
>>49180831
I may have drunkenly mixed them up. However the rest is in line.
>>49180766
>then feed said flies to a spider in the corner.
Wait, that'd sociopathy? Fuck, i used to love catching butterflies and feeding them to mantises because of the cool way they eat other insects
>>49180852
No. Neither of those things are sociopathy. They are however on the schizotypical spectrum.
>>49180829
No you dumb motherfucker, he said you needed a pimp. That was the "strong hand" portion. It's for slapping bitches. You have to keep your pimp hand strong. You fucking mongoloid. Fucking normies.
>>49175413
He has a clear shot of the dudes neck when his sword hits the throne. It isn't lodged in the throne or anything an the smug guy takes his sweet time before moving his sword in the way.
>>49180895
Well i got my boss who hands me around to other companies run by other bosses or "pimps" and if i come back with all my limbs but scuffed up its a job well done and i get my money.
>>49180813
>>49180889
I think you meant Schizotypal right?
Yeah I'm reading the Wikipedia article for Schizotypal disorder and I am very, very concerned about how much it describes me.
>>49180940
Yeah. Only know it cause i had the same issue once upon a time but turned out it was just harmless brain damage.
>>49175951
Had about seventeen different people pull the CD scam on me in Hollywood. Is there a factory somewhere mass producing these people like Roombas?
>>49176350
Where would one go if they wanted to watch GARO?
>>49181072
Dude, you can buy CDs in stacks of a hundred for about 25 cents apiece.
Even if the CDs cost a dollar each, you sell one for 15 and make back all of your money and a half if you sell one in 10.
>>49178264
But you didn't mention magic, how is this useful?
>>49178534
>>49180667
kek
>>49178258
what game?
>>49178685
How many times should I stomp on the fuckers head once I've got him down? Will anyone even care if I kill him? Will anyone have enough proof to prosecute?
>>49178457
>>49178448
>it's literally impossible for those items to be there unless they were deliberately put there by a player
>still walks down the path picking up everything.
Suggested filename
>Average PC Observation Skills.webm
>>49181237
You criticize but that's what a vast majority of Dark Souls players actually do, despite how many of those videos get posted on Youtube.
>>49176108
Wuzzat
I never understood that file
I need to know the sauce to enjoy dis
Tell me sauce
>>49181286
It's clearly The Boondocks.
>>49178419
Source?
>>49181376
quilt bagpiped
>>49181376
I hate how these lists compel me to ask questions I know I don't really care about, but what the hell does 'ace' mean?
>>49176927
>hand-holding
>all the time
>24/7
Ultra lewd
>>49178258
Funny way to spell Pathfinder
>>49178375
sauce
>>49181442
It's the same shit and you know it.
>>49181419
Asexual, not interested in sex.As an asexual person, the term 'ace' just makes me roll my eyes.
I'm too old to deal with these damn kids.
>>49178536
Fname refers to the guardsman in lower left HOLDING THE LINE?
>>49181298
Caught that, will watch after i finish stardust crusaders
>>49181468
Check /5eg/ and /pfg/ and say dat again
>>49181213
As many as you feel they deserve.
No.
Yes but no one cares cause now they know that you'll stomp their head in for attempting blackmail and you'be helped ease the gypsy problem in the local area.
>>49179187
>antartica isn't landmass
yeah it fucking is
>>49181551
ICE MASS
hihih
>>49175753
>>49176906
Its funnier with the reactions
>>49181569
That's the Arctic.
The Antarctic actually has land in it - it used to be part of Gondwana, and paleontologists have found dinosaur and plant fossils there. It's a continent made of rock, just like all the others.
Ergo, land mass.
>>49181653
It's an archipelago, not a single landmass.
>>49181657
That matters far less than it being buried under tons of snow and ice.
>>49181111
nyaa.se
>>49178110
It's only big places that have enough of these guys to get noticed. The ones in smaller places are rare enough to get away with it, and wouldn't make it on to a chart like this anyway.
>and have no desire to travel to anywhere in the world
That's just sad.
>>49181852
In his defense, there are fucking gypsies out there.
>>49181865
In the worlds defense you have boot equipable feet and the ability to kick.
>>49181955
Hey I like to travel, but maybe that anon doesn't want to get gypsy on his boots. I hit one with a suitcase once and the smell just didn't want to go away.
>>49182006
Well you buy kicking boots just for the occasion. Get some hobnails and reinforced ice climbing spikes for the outside and some steel shanks and toecups for the interior.
Now you got gypsy kicking boots that'll be known by look amongst all the groups across the land. One ass kicking and they wire their incestously related cousins over the phone to tell them whats what.
>>49182034
Also I don't have pictures on hand but they actually have carbon fiber covered in leather suitcases and steel wire meshed bags just so gypsies can't slash that shit i'm sure it you throw some bricks or something inside that both will survive the impacts.
>>49176492
That's the best I can do.
That says the source is pixiv (lefthand side below the tags). But I don't have an pixiv account, so I can't confirm.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1862169
>>49175685
>that last line
oh shit, I'm dying
>>49181367
Where's that from? The old Berserk anime?
>>49182063
Artist is Kloah.
>>49178167
>Crab Bushi levels up STR ring
Sorry it isn't bigger.
>>49181475
See, I'm asexual and the term doesn't bug me really.
Then again, if they used the term time and time and time again, I probably would get annoyed by it.
>>49182905
His later work is largely more coherent and traditional, but sometimes with Dr. Dinosaur you can see Clevinger's old comedy peeking through.
>>49178258
It doesn't really strike me much as "dnd".
>>49174557
>>49184586
>misspelling 'spellstutter' six times
>>49181419
>what the hell does 'ace' mean?
It means he's only sexually attracted to pilot aces. Usually famous jet fighter pilots, but masterful drivers and boat-pilots can sometimes do the trick.
>>49180783
>implying race isn't a product of culture
Fucking Irishmen. Why are they still around?
>>49184691
Huh, wonder how nobody caught that before. In my defense it was misspelled once and copy/pasted five times.