What she said?

>>49144607
"Penis Penis Penis Penis..."

Beefslab, teehee.

>>49144607
"You know what would be great here? A shatter storm"
Seriously though, Nissa and Lili are probably going to be Chandra's shoulder angel and devil.

>>49144607
>"And then the loser said, "All human women are whores! Elves are better waifus and pure!"

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>>49144665
Yup, we need edit of this.

>>49144607
>"Did you know that girls can have sex with other girls?"

>>49144675
>"Who cares, just burn them."
>"That's right, burn them all."

>>49144700
>"Just burn them all kitten, you aren't going to let them tell you what to do."
>"Oh"

>>49144607
>*psst!* Nissa likes Chandra! Pass is along.

>We're gonna keep ruining Magic together, grrl

>>49144636
sowwy

>>49144607
>Jews are behind everything

>Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft Mind if I touch it and see if its soft

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That's what she said...

>psst, let's go and choke Jace with tits

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>>49144607
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams chandra
Meanwhile chandra be like 'Is this bitch serious?'

>>49144910
>"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams chandra"
>"I can."

>>49144917
>"I can melt these beams!"
>You can't melt those beams...
>"[Grunts of fiery exertion ending in failure]"

"that's"

>>49144935

nobody will get your reference.

>>49145076
But I must make it all the same.

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>>49145118
Don't worry I got it Anon

"Vote for Trump"

"Penis Penis Penis Penis..."

>"And then he said "But red decks don't win!""

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You just know they took inspiration from pic related.

>>49145556
Meme Magic is real!

>>49145636
Meme magic has been real since flight 4U crashed with no survivors.

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>>49144667
She's right, you know.

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>>49145658
Does meme magic exert though gravity?

That would explain it reaching back though time.

>>49145925
>that plan
>on a blue card

>>49145788
what happend after that?

>>49146401
They become really good friends despise the race/age difference but when she's entering her teenage years he's already ded

>>49146401
It's actually hentai, the elf is actually a boy and the two of them proceed to pleasure one another. Damn elves, can't tell the men from the women.

>>49146465
>>49146617
4chan, everyone.

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>>49146465
>>49146617
Why not both?

>>49146678
Because pedophilia.

>>49144607
"Pickled Mango"

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>>49144607
"Red decks aren't the only things that will be storming tonight."

>One hour later.

>>49147995
more pls

>>49144607
Mana Burn can't melt steel beams.

>>49145076
I got it too, fuck that.

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>>49148272
Only other one I have, I'm afraid.

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>>49148742

I got you senpai

>>49148785
>>49148742
is liliana immune to fire?

>>49148911
Apparently her flesh is room temperature and her breath is frigid, because lol necromancy, so she would be able to stand up to heat slightly better than most people. Straight up fire, though...

Also,
>no tatoos
omitting the best part is terrible.

>>49148911
>wizards
>not having resist energy
This ain't her first roll in the hay, anon.

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>>49146688

>>49144607
Doesn't matter. The cone of truth will help me find out what.

>>49144607
"Diabolic Tutor reprint"

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>>49144819
Yessss
>there's room for it to be canon now

>>49144607
Chandra´s mouth looks like the guy painting it had parkinson´s

>>49146465
>she

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>>49144819
>rhyming soft with soft

>>49144607

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>>49144607
>...and it's about the size of my little finger. I know! I knew Gideon was all talk. You remember Garruk right...

>>49146678
sauce?

>>49144607
>"Did you know that toilets actually exist?"
>"Pfft, stop joking Lili"

>>49144607
*What did she say?

or

*What is she saying?

>>49154624
Why does Lili dress like such a slut?

All the boys around her are zombies she already controls, so what's the point?

>>49156053
If I had magical powers and a hot female body, i'd dress slutty too, so I honestly don't blame her.

Not even saying everybody would, just that...I can see the train of thought that leads to it.

>>49144935
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

>>49144607
OK, it's settled, we steal all of Gideon's shirts...
Then we blame cloakboy.

>>49146199
Three Kingdoms is weird as hell, don't worry about it

>>49156053
She's an immortal hottie with powers and literally no fucks to give.

>>49145076
ban everyone who didn't get it for being underage

>>49156053
Because she traded her soul for youth and she wants to show it off.

Also because it distracts cloak boy.