Which one of you was this?

Can imagine him walking like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90AiXO1pAiA

>>49114959

I think that's Johnny "Slim" Delacruz, social adept/infiltrator. Usually runs for Shiawise.

>>49115098
And whatever you do, don't get him started on keebs

He looks like Jack Black

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>>49114959
Officer Jodi knows too much, soon she will be sent to the shadow realm

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I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

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>>49115098
It wasn't Slim!
A demon possessed him!

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Such deep pockets, full of cards full of secrets

>>49114959
Fucking white men and their entitlement complexes.

>>49115197

Guess he didn't geek the mage first.

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>>49115209
Jodi! Do you understand, this isn't at all like pokemon, is it Jodi?

>>49114959

Jodi must've dropped the ball hard if she got something this fucking stupid dropped on her desk.

>>49115220
Omae couldn't help it that the street shaman glitched

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>>49115231
Shush now, No more tears, no more secrets, just card games on motorcycles

>>49115243
There might just not be a lot of homicides going on in Winter Haven (wherever the hell that is).

>>49114959
>police in the united states public post people's images for shoplifting at wal-mart
I'd sue that police department for defamation of character. How in the fuck do you uncivilized cretins think that's okay? Ya sure, some mug stole some yugioh cards and that's bad, but clearly this person can't be older than 25, why would you ruin their life by posting their image on your fucking facebook? I'm disappointed. Real fucking disappointed. How much money worth of shit did he steal? I certainly hope it was more than $1000 to justify this level of bullshit.

>>49115243
My guess is Jodi runs the social media page and this is the bare minimum they could do to show the store they were doing something about the incident, I doubt the store even cared really, they probably just need to report any theft over a specific value for insurance or something

>>49115286
Its not defamation if its true. that's the case everywhere.

>>49114959
Unless he stole a whole box he probably only lifted like 15$ worth of cards I don't think that even qualifies for a misdemeanor.

>>49115286
Haha wtf shoplifter detected.

Do shitty things in public and people should know about it.

>>49115304
Except north Korea.

>>49115286

Security cam footage is not private and exists for this exact reason.

>>49115286

How would you sue them for defamation? It's a true statement.

I'd love to see that argued in a court. 'Yes, I did the crime but reporting on the fact I did it hurt my feelings'

>>49115286
Easy, Slim.

>>49115351
Oh it would be a spectacle
"Now that resume I sent online to radioshack 3 months ago to get my mom off my case is ruined!"

>>49115304
>it's not defamation if it's true
But it's still tremendously inconsiderate, and completely disproportionate to the crime that was committed. As an edgy teenager I stole yugioh cards from walmart all the fucking time, and under $25 wal mart had a policy where they will not peruse you for exactly this reason. It shouldn't ruin this kid's life because he was a dumbass who didn't have a job, that's the total opposite solution. He should be giving a job so he can pay back the fucking value of things that he took. The crime does not fit having his life ruined forever, everyone makes mistakes.

>>49115323
>>49115330
>People actually supporting this level of police state.
Look, I'm all for putting a muderer's picture on your facebook, or a car thief, or a wife beater, or even a scamming embezzler, but this is small fucking potatoes, and it's extremely petty on the part of the police department. Where I live, literal crackheads stab people and there are bio-hazard bins in front of people's houses where they dispose of their dirty needles. If all the police department has to deal with are petty shoplifters, they deserve to have their fucking funding cut.

>>49115286
Looks like we found the card thief, nice cargo shorts anon

This is too Shadowrun for me

You can be a wizard in Shadowrun right?

>>49114959
klah das Falk der hurensohn !
die hackfresse erkennst ^10km gegen wind

>>49115396
>police state
Ha!

It's petty theft in a small town, he'll be pulled up by a family friend and everyone will think he's just a young idiot.

>>49115396
>tremendously inconsiderate
>they will not peruse you
>life forever ruined

Oh God, this whole post, my sides. Kudos for making me laugh so hard, anonfriend.

>captcha: 2600 dearborn

>>49115447
No, you're missing the point. The second someone names him, every search related to his name forever will come up with this story. When he's a 60 year old man, google will still show this story when people google him. It's totally justified to prosecute him, but whatever the police department is doing is pants on head retarded.

>>49115396
> The crime does not fit having his life ruined forever

Wow that's blown out of proportion. The kid stole Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and was caught on camera doing it. People are going to remember it for 2 years, tops, if they're really vindictive and the town is very small. It will not plague him his whole life, dude.

>>49115396
Fuck your life you thieving little shit.

I hope the thief in OP's post gets gangraped by clowns as a warning to others.

>>49115465
>When he's a 60 year old man, google will still show this story when people google him.
And everyone will be able to have a good laugh about how he was just a dumbass kid being a dumbass kid.

>>49115465
>When he's a 60 year old man, google will still show this story when people google him

Who the fuck is going to Google him? Having Googled him, who the fuck is going to care 20+ years down the line?

>>49115396
No, they had a policy not to pursue because they didn't want some dumbass getting injured for $25 where they would be liable for it. They didn't give a flying fuck about defaming your character

You're just describing exploiting a shitty situation and getting self righteous about it
>>49115418
That's wiz to me if it's wiz to you, chummer

>>49115473
>this edgy teenage opinion

>>49115471
Wrong, by virtue of being on a police facebook, he's going to be searchable forever, and it will go right back to this bullshit. Imagine in ten years the petty cunt got his shit together, and wanted to be a heart surgeon. Too fucking bad, no job for you. He won't even be able to get hired by bullshit retail places, he's pretty much destined to be a fuckup from this point on explicitly because Officer Sandcunt has the discretion of a 12 yearold.

>>49115483
Yes, before the internet was a thing. Now, every employer will prescreen him for a job, laugh, then completely ignore his resume regardless of qualification because of petty bullshit.

>>49115286
>I'd sue that police department for defamation of character
You'd lose hard tho.

Officer Jodi is going to have to duel "Big Slimm" for the cards back.

This guy's the head honcho of the Fat Stacks card gang. It'll be a children's card game for keeps.

>>49115465

Nigger no one is going to turn this guy into a pariah for lifting some goddamn cards.

Also, assuming you're the one calling this a "police state" situation I invite you to remember these cameras were installed in the Wal-Mart by the Wal-Mart for loss prevention. Big Brother didn't stick CCTV cameras in his house so he could be shamed for jacking off. Stop white knighting some cheap lowlife you don't even know. Unless you're him. In showcase you should call Jodi.

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>>49115510
>calling other people edgy teenagers
oh the irony

>>49115510
How is this different from putting out an image of any suspect of a crime that you'd like to question?

You're essentially asking that we don't even try to prosecute.

>>49115396
Fuck you and your piece of shit attitude.

Fair enough if you need to steal bread and fruit from a food stall to stay alive, but if you steal convenience/luxury items you should have your hand cut off.

I legitimately want death punishment for thieves. I had 3 bicycles and a moped stolen. I live in a rich neighbourhood in a rich country, where the government hands you enough money to pay your food, rent and tv bills without you even having to work. But these fuck heads still feel it is their right to steal my fucking shit.

Then there are people like you who think this is no big deal and it is a fair and acceptable way to live, just taking whatever you fancy.

You are a part of theft culture, fuck you.

>>49115544
>How is this different from putting out an image of any suspect of a crime that you'd like to question?
That's my point. You use available discretion to ensure you dont ruin someone's life by accusing them of extenuating bullshit. You can prosecute people all you like, just don't turn it into a giant circus that ruins someone's life by virtue of your ignorance.

>>49115510
>Too fucking bad, no job for you

The real world absolutely does not work like that. No one is gonna look at his 1 offense of stealing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards 10 years from now and think "this man is a danger to society".

Holy shit, what Inspector Javert looking motherfucker has been pursuing you for so long that you think this?

>>49115499
Background check for a job, but if he's caught that would be found out anyway, so I don't really see what difference it makes. Frankly the guy getting upset this is posted is just fucking retarded, but at least it's kind of fun to watch him respond

>>49115396
>But it's still tremendously inconsiderate, and completely disproportionate to the crime that was committed. As an edgy teenager I stole yugioh cards from walmart all the fucking time, and under $25 wal mart had a policy where they will not peruse you for exactly this reason. It shouldn't ruin this kid's life because he was a dumbass who didn't have a job, that's the total opposite solution.

Oh so because he's poor it should be alright to steal, I mean the item isn't expensive, it's just Yu-gi-oh cards...

Dude, the law is the law. Doesn't matter what your financial or emotional state is.

>>49115589
>The real world absolutely does not work like that
It's linked to his personal identity you cunt. As soon as a prospective employer googles him, which every single one does, this story will pop up, and any job where you could possibly steal anything, or require any sort of ethical confidence is immediately out the window. You don't know how the world works my son.

>>49115563
BTW I would not mind it being legal to steal shit if it was also legal for me to kill the fucks who do it. But it I cannot even legally beat up a fuck if I set a trap and catch some faggot trying to steal my shit. I have to ask him nicely to hand it over and if I report it to the police they will just think it is whatever. FUUUUCK. My fucking jimmies are so fucking rustled right now. I need a method of transportation to get to fucking work and now I have been forced to lend money from me fucking mum just because some asshat thought he could just fucking jack my moped.

>>49114959
>oh i know how to keep my fav hobby going.
>by not paying for it

>>49115575

You're not fooling us, fag. Just man up, call Jodi, and return the cards. No one's gonna ruin your life. The absolute worst that'll happen is you'll get banned from the Wal-Mart. And honestly they'll be doing you a favor.

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>>49115575
>accusing them of extenuating bullshit

>>49115617
>I once stole candy when I was ten years old...
>NO ONE EVER HIRE THIS MONSTER

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>>49115595
As of my last post I'm now imagining him as an angry Hugh Jackman lookalike.

AND I'M JAVERT.

>>49115617
well, it's going to anyway if you get caught, so you're basically fucked either way

>>49115286
Nigga, you got caught on such an idiotic crime, you deserve all the defamation you will get.

>>49115617
If he's caught, it goes on his arrest record, which is public anyway. Nothing changes.

>>49115692

This. Guy should've just shelled out the shekels like a proper human being. Petty thieves are creeps.

>>49115563
Okay dude, chill. Stealing your moped and your bike is different than stealing cards from wal-mart. You are an induividual, Wal-Mart is a giant, neighborhood destroying shithole of a megacorp. This persons choice of target is legitimate. Whoever makes Yugioh was paid for their product in BULK, the product was replaced on shelves as soon as somebody asked if they had more in the back. the only injury is to the corporate entity, which can take the hit, and the loss prevention/security team, who get some egg on the face. Fuck 'em no harm detected way to be yugioh kid

>>49115396
>But it's still tremendously inconsiderate
Thanks anon, I laughed

>>49115617
>>49115692
Okay, Criminal Justice major here. No it won't ruin his life, nor will it go on his arrest record.
A picture is posted, and they police gets private messages on who this guy might be.
He gets arrested, the pictures get taken down, and judging by his age in that blurry picture: once he's found guilty it'll be put on his juvenile criminal record, which gets destroyed in the US upon turning 18 by Juvenile delinquent protection laws.

If he's over 18, then why the fuck is he stealing yu-gi-oh cards?

>>49115510
His own dumbass fault for stealing.

>>49115758
>megacorp
OH FUCK ME HE'S A BERNIEKEK TOO

>>49115758
Gee Robin Hood I never thought about it that way, stealing is totally acceptable if it's from somebody you perceive it doesn't hurt much. We should just legalize shoplifting right now.

Sheeeeeeeeiitt

>>49115758
>Stealing yu-gi-oh cards is STICKING IT TO THE MAN! YEAH, TAKE THAT GIANT CORPORATIONS, YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!

>>49115760

>Criminal Justice major

Man my degree is in political science and even I think you should reconsider.

I hope you don't wanna be a cop or fed. They hate CJ majors.

>>49115661
Do not FORGET me,
when you're still fat at 21.

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>>49115758

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!

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>>49115661
>Javert
>picturing Hugh Jackman
>not Philip Quast
>not Anthony Perkins
>not John Malkovich
>not literally ANYONE else who has ever played the role
Look, as an actor Hugh Jackman's a breddy gud actor. As a singer... well, Hugh Jackman's a breddy gud actor.
I genuinely think that he could have portrayed non-musical Javert well. But his voice is just... weak, for the role.

Uh, how his life is ruined? The picture doesn't identify him by name. A google search on this guy won't magically turn up an unrelated, unidentified facebook post years later.

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>>49115510
He must repent for his sins!
Face punishment, then embrace the forgiveness of the light!

>>49115758
No. Its just that no one who is worthy of consideration is injured, no harm no foul. smart move saving money.

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>>49115867
>smart move saving money.

>>49115795
Sorta the main point is nothing is hurt but a corporate entity and not even the corporate entity responsible for the production of the stolen object, just this shitty, inescapable, interchangeable, middleman. I repeat, fuck 'em.

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>>49115867
>smart move saving money
>Gotta save moey on those expensive yu-gi-oh cards... TAKE THAT CAPITALISM

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>>49115833
I don't disagree, but I had a Russel Crowe .gif handy, and the movie is both recent and at least moderately memeworthy.

Personally my favorite Javert is Norm Lewis.

>>49115923
If shit get's stolen from big stores like Walmart, employee's get punished.
Probably no one will get any flak over a few packs of Yu-Gi-Oh Cards, but the point stands. You are hurting Employee's, not fighting some big corporate entity.
Stop being stupid, friend.

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>>49115923
>just this shitty, inescapable, interchangeable, middleman

OW THE EDGE

>>49114959

fat fuck should stop spending all his money on candy, then maybe he could afford the cards!

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>>49115923
Yes, anon, fuck those teenagers and minorities working for possibly the only job they could grab to either pay for their car, keep them fed through college, or because they already failed hard at life.

That'll learn'em

>>49115933
Good choice, Lewis is easily my second favorite musical Javert, right behind Quast.
Definitely my favorite casting choice among the 25th anniversary cast.

>>49115758
Fuck off to /v/ with this bullshit.

>>49115286
>In recent news, notorious stagecoach robber Jim "Stink-Eye" Winchesky succesfully sued the sheriff for posting a wanted poster with his face on it. When questioned he said,
"Everyone calls me notorious now. I wasn't notorious before he put my gosh durned face on a poster. Do you know what a hit to my business this has caused? My reputation is ruined!"
>Sheriff Reality declined to comment. Mr. Winchesky was represented by Anon and Anon law firm.

to the thieving shit in this thread,
Fuck you you stole something that wasn't yours the least you deserve is to be publicly shamed for your shitty actions the only mitigating factor is see is that you stole from a big box store and not some small locally owned business.

>>49115510
>>49115396
>>49115286
Hasn't school started?

>>49115525
kek

>>49115923
You're somewhat thick, aren't you?

Theft and its punishment isn't based off of how much something is worth to whoever it's stolen from. Otherwise if I picked a rumpled shirt off the street that belonged to a hobo I'd be dealt with as harshly as somebody who drove off with a billionaire's yacht.

By your retarded logic I should be allowed to walk into your house and steal some food out of your fridge. What, it can't hurt you that much, just let me take this shit from you. My unlawful actions are justified by how much they affect you, not the fact that it isn't legal to steal shit from people.

> ctrl + f "fuck"
Come on /tg/, relax man

>>49115950
No they don't, walmart operates with the expectation of a certain amount of loss from their giant open warehouse with as many a five entrances. That is why they hire people and have special shirts and badges that say loss prevention on them. Now this kid should have had them on him like flies on shit, there is a guy paid to watch cameras at wal mart, but they werent there. So loss prevention, who weren't doing their jobs, now maybe gets a talking to if losses exceed calculated acceptable levels, but probably not, no harm no foul.

>>49114959
The guy got caught stealing yugi, being a fat fuck with an awful haircut and dressed like shit. I'd rather die than being in his situation.

>>49115173
Please, they're nothing wrong with shorts during the summer!

>>49114959
This post is 5 months old. Why are you posting it now?

>>49116316
>five months

You're a bit off

>>49116316
Why not ? Why are you trying to stop the free flow of information omae ?

>>49116298
The goal of the conspirators in the gunpowder treason was to replace James VI and I with his young daughter, who would be used as a puppet ruler for a catholic theocracy. This was INTENTIONAL on Moore's part when having V reference it, as part of the ambiguity of V's morality in the original graphic novel. Too bad retards have only ever seen the movie which presented V as a 100% good guy, but kept his references to Guy Fawkes.

>>49115799
Fuck that. Defense attorney.
That said, it's kind of droll, but if I did what I want to do, I'd be an art major. But doing what you want doesn't pay bills.

>>49115758
Your posts are absolutely hilarious!

Please, keep going.

>>49116290
Those shorts there were acceptable like more than 10 years ago when linkin park was the shit, not today.

>>49116331
Okay, 16 months. Whatever. It's still late, and probably bait.

>>49116337
I'm stopping nothing. I'm just doubting OP's motives. Isn't that right, Beauden Fleming?

>>49116361
It's an important job, but I could never do it.
Either I'd be making huge money defending wealthy douchebags I don't even like, or I'd be a public defender and have to do my best to defend the clients I'm assigned even if they're guilty as sin.

>>49116393
>using hashtags
>anti-capitalist
>anticorp
Hashtags are a creation of twitter, a for-profit corporation. They are a symbol of capitalism at work.
You claim to be anti-capitalist, and yet you yourself are an active participant in capitalism without even recognizing it.

>>49116404
True. Law is one of those fields where you have to be detached as fuck because you pretty much hate your clients half the time.
At least as I understand it.
Good money takes the edge off though.

>>49115286

Stop breaking the law, asshole.

>>49116431
It's a meme ya dip.

>>49115692
There's a difference between an under 18 which their record gets destroyed, and something posted on the internet where even if it gets deleted someone could copy it and then it's there forever, even if he's underaged the fact that he stole something will forever be accessible.

>>49116027
see my other post but loss prevention well paid middle age folk, not the teenagers who will let their friends steal shit, not minimum wage, no benefits losers who cant be trusted. well paid, full benefits, separate offices in the walls, given every consideration so that they have no incentive to take advantage of their position to make possible major thefts. Wal-Mart doesn't need to do this their profits combined with insurance will keep them right at the top of the shoddy goods,food, and sundries market. Yet they do it all the same with the intent of stopping the super blatant theft so that not everyone realizes just how easy it is. So the guy not doing his job getting in trouble for not doing his job, not the thief's fault, just like it isn't the guards fault when the thief gets caught.

>>49116461
It's a grainy photo where he's barely identifiable.
10 years from now I guarantee he won't look anything like it. Stop being a bleeding heart faggot.

>>49116435
Tbh I felt the same way when I worked in a missile factory as materials engineer.

It was a really good mission tho.

>>49116476
Ironically I'm okay with indirectly killing large numbers of people. I was artillery for five years, that shit's something you just kinda have to come to terms with.

>>49116440
I like you for that reference.
If you are making the reference I think you are.

>>49115589
>his 1 offense of stealing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards 10 years from now and think "this man is a danger to society"

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>49114959

Is he wearing sandals with socks?

>>49115788
But Mooooooom! I wanna play the yugioh!

>>49114959
I swear half of my yu-gi-oh squad did that back in high school

>>49115525

Officer Jodi must go undercover into the card games underworld to catch her criminal.

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Delacruz, at last,
We see each other plain
`M'sieur le Slim',
You wear a different chain.

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Those socks and sandals

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>>49116377
Shorts like these coupled with a shirt and a bomber jacket if you're out after dark is /fa/ as fuck during summer.

>>49115286
That's the risk you run when you fuck with people.

Don't like it, kill yourself, and even then that's not a guarantee you're free. People can attribute the suicide to fucking anything and post photos to make you the poster boy for a cause.

>>49115396
>He should be giving a job so he can pay back the fucking value of things that he took.
Am I the only one who caught that this anon considers shoplifting a successful job interview?

we are anomalus
we are a region
forgive and forget
expecto patronum

>>49117342
>bomber jacket
>during summer

>>49117730
The summer nights in my state rarely climb above sixty degrees. Just saying.

>>49117575
Am I the only one who thinks that anon is the one they're looking for?

>>49117803
Doubt it but it's obvious he himself is a petty thief or other criminal who believes he's committing a victimless crime, if he's older he may be engaged in tax fraud..

>>49117786
Shit son, we don't have that much at high noon.

>>49115286
You're not wrong. You couldn't post a picture of a cop or politician and accuse them of a crime with out getting your ass sued off. Even if they did it.

>>49115286
>>49115396
This guy is right. I didn't think this sort of thing was a big deal until a coworker told me about how his son was caught shoplifting once and somehow the info reached a teacher who brought it up in class. The kid was crushed, his parents were so pissed they nearly pulled him out of the school. It's not a cool thing to do for such a petty crime.

>>49118948
>it's obvious he himself is a petty thief
Was it the "I stole yugioh cards from walmart all the fucking time" bit that tipped you off, Officer?

>>49114959
It was all of them.

>>49121767
>brought it up in class
>parents were so pissed they nearly pulled him out of the school
Yes, because CLEARLY upset parents and public embarrassment in front of a bunch of other teenagers counts as "ruining his life". People should just be protected from ANY consequences for their actions.

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>>49115286
>commit crime
>be upset when the police start asking for leads
what did he mean by this?

>all these "hurr durr but it's illegal, he deserves to be punished as severely as possible" idiots
And this is why democracy is wrong. Y'all faggots don't act like you've never done something illegal as a teenager, we've all done various stupid things, they shouldn't follow us for the rest of our lives.

>>49124664
I actually never did a single illegal thing as a teenager, my life of crime was limited to pocketing a chocolate coin when I was five.

>>49124664
It's petty theft. Worst thing that happens is that people make fun of him and he's maybe banned from that Wal-Mart.

No one loses out on a job because they stole cards years ago.

>>49124664
I didn't steal things as a teenager, and things you do as a teenager don't follow you the rest of your life. juvenile criminal records aren't kept. Just let it go Slim

>>49124664
I've never stolen anything, and would have been too scared to try shoplifting. I'd rather wait and pay the money than have to pay some fine after.

And do you really think stealing a couple of cards will follow him for the rest of his life? Maybe the kid will see that Facebook post, realize he got seen, and go call the cop and get something worked out without having anything put on his juvenile record.

>>49124664
if you're going to break the law and don't want to face any consequences, don't get caught

pro-tip: shoplifting in stores with security cameras is not a good idea

>>49115216
WE WUZ

>>49124664
>Y'all faggots don't act like you've never done something illegal as a teenager
I didn't do anything illegal as a teenager period.

>>49124500
Police shouldn't look for leads man. It's unfair.

>>49125182
Except if you have a decent decker.

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>>49125289
git gud

>>49115286
Wow anon you sound like a law-breking dirtbag. The kind that would definitely steal from a...>>49115396

Oh. That makes sense: you actually are a thief.

>>49115216
A black guy would have raped and murdered officer jodi

>>49125586
Fuck the po po

>>49125186
A YOUNG BOY

>>49124778
I sure hope you don't pirate anime, doiwnload PDF files from any of the RPG general threads, and own all the software on your computer you fucking criminal.

>>49126235
All of the above, but only as an adult.

I absolutely would have if we hadn't had completely dogshit internet while I was at school, but that doesn't change the fact I didn't.

>>49115575
>accusing
Nigger they saw you do it.

>>49126235
>pirating anime
>watching anime at all

FUCK THA POLICE

>>49116923
yu-gi-oh has that reputation. Wasn't there something back in '09 or so when some big-name pro got his bag lifted while he was in the bathroom? I remember hearing like that I don't play the game or follow the scene

>>49115286
>why would you ruin their life
He ruined his life by his own hands when he stole those cards. Justice demands retribution.

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>this thread

>>49127218
It's really no secret that a lot of yu-gi-oh players are fucking criminals. I've heard of people getting mugged at tournaments more than a few times. I just find it funny that so many players of the game basically act like villains from the show

>>49125837
MY FATHER

>>49125807
Dont.

I dont care if its your fetish you can get so many dangereous diseases from tgat.

>>49115267
Which is strange, because "Winter Haven" sounds like the title of the next big Netflix hit, centred around a town that's getting all sorts of supernatural and violent encounters from creatures straight out of Nordic fairy tales.

>>49115465

Nobody gives a shit. I stole a niggerload of shit as a kid and young teen, until I finally got caught. Made a local paper. Most of the people I know know it, and nobody gives a shit, because a lot of kids are complete shitbags until someone slaps their shit hard enough to wake them up.

Shit, I told half of my employers this at interviews, for the sort of job that runs multiple one-on-ones. It's the story of how I got my shit together because a cop told me I was a complete fuckwit. It can't be hurting me, because I've been offered every one of these jobs.

>>49115833

He was miscast, and it wasn't really fair to him. He's a good actor but the casting agency did a trash job casting a non-singer in a musical, ESPECIALLY against genuinely skilled singing talent.

Yes, he sang badly. But I'm mad at the hacks who lambasted him for the performance, when as an actor all you can do is assume the casting agency and the production team who cast you believe you can do the job, and do it as best you can. It's not the role of an actor to judge their own performance - fuck knows we're the worst person to do that.

>>49116404

Hah. You think defending the guilty clients is hard? Fuck em. They did the shit ,and it's my job to defend you because that's how the system works. You're going to jail unless the prosecution fucks up disastrously, and if they do and you get out, it's the prosecution's fault for being lazy fuckers.

Every genuinely innocent client I have defended has been in the worst five cases of my life.

>>49127650
Now that's a genuinely interesting thing to read about.

I understand you're probably not supposed to talk about the cases you worked on, but can you tell us more with astute use of vagueness?

I did it! I found a huh, white blue dragon. It was kewl. Don't h8 tho ;)))))

>>49115304
>Its not defamation if its true
Unfortunately this has been posted without conviction. All are innocent until proven guilty.

>>49115304
It is not.

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>>49115173
it's actually "delightfully comfy", but I forgot it too

>>49127845

Well, I can tell you the ability to empathise turned out to be, unexpectedly, by far the most important everyday skill in actual lawyering. Not counting actually-being-good-at-law skills, stating the obvious. But empathising helps, because in the end even though for you a new client meeting is a boring Tuesday 2pm appointment, every single time it is the worst day of their life.

As for clients, they tend to fall into four discrete categories for me.

The first is the standard; the guy who fucked up and wants it dealt with. I do exclusively criminal specialising (not my choice, it just happened) in violent crimes, so it's pretty serious. All of them come in panicking, wondering what to do and how it got this bad. They're easy to deal with, just tell them you know what to do and they'll let you run their case with a free hand, which is better for them and me - anything a client suggests is generally stupid. Not their fault, but still, it won't help. They also fall into the subcategories of guilty-for-doing and guilty-for-caught, which seem very similar until you get into it. Most of them, over half, feel terrible about the situation and want to apologise and stuff like that. They're annoying, because if they go behind your back and talk to the victim, they can seriously fuck up their case, even if they meant well. It's another useful side of the empathy thing, I can have them use me for an intermediary. There's nothing wrong with apologising, but don't tank our defense to do it.

>>49128287
You must not live in America.

>>49128377

The other sort are the ones who only feel bad because they were caught, and they annoy me, because they feel guilty and somehow feel like that makes them okay people, even though they aren't even guilty for what they did. They'll subtly spend all of your meetings justifying their actions poorly, and generally slowly sabotaging their defense. It's my job to shut them up, and to make sure they never appear on the stand, because the combination of feeling bad but self-righteous is a disaster. They manage to do all the damage of admitting guilt but burn up the positives in self-justifying. Both of these categories are okay, because they'll take the sentence they get, either with some relief or some passive aggression. Either way I don't feel bad, because these guys usually committed a crime, and the worst case scenario, they get done for a crime one category up because the prosecutor was being a cunt that year. Sucks, but I did what I could for you. Doesn't bother me when they get off, because usually they won't do it again. Some give me an uneasy feeling, though. Those ones needed to go away, and if they don't it's usually down to Old Boy policing being shit, or occasionally a prosecutor fucking up.

The second category are the dindu nuffins, who are real shits to deal with. They will never ever admit to anything, even to me, their goddamned lawyer. Usually 'hardened' criminals, except in this case less hardened than overcooked. I struggle to even get basic facts out of them, and unless I buy into their comical fantasy story they won't even talk properly. I just ignore them and run the case purely as a spoiler to the prosecution case, because at least the prosecutor will talk to me.

>>49128287
>All are innocent until proven guilty.
I don't think you understand what that actually means. It sure as fuck doesn't mean that the police can't plaster the photo of a suspected criminal wherever they please, because they absolutely can.

>>49128380

These guys are real shitters, too, because if you win they will assume you're their bud and harass you with dumb shit, and if you lose they will assume you're paid off or some dumb shit. Never feel bad, because they always did it. They basically never get off unless the police/prosecutor did a hugely shit job as well, so if they get off, I'm angry at them.

The third are the creepy types. They're usually organised crime, which is unpleasant, and rarely just people, which is terrifying. They will walk in, sit down, and tell you what you need to know without ever accidentally saying anything that will compromise your defense, and then wait as you lay out the options, and pick them calmly. They are professional in their behaviour, and will try and actively work with you to improve their chances, and often wheedle you as to what they can expect and could you just do a little better. They're rare clients, because I assume they have their own lawyers, and over half the time I'm just filling a bail hearing until the real solicitor shows from holiday or whatever. They are also invariably horrible fuckers who deserve what they're getting and more. I give them a strict professional defense, less because they deserve it, but because I know that if I give them the best defense I can and they still go down, they have no excuse for the shit they have done. And because professionalism means they won't call me again afterwards. Fuck them. I wash my hands of them the moment I'm done with them because I want nothing to do with these fuckers. I usually feel good when they go down because even if they didn't do this, they've always done worse. Makes me angry when they get off, but angry at the prosecution for doing a shit job against an accused who is clearly smart as hell. If you'd done a better job they wouldn't be out.

>>49128388

The fourth category, the worst, is genuinely innocent clients. They're harder to defend, because they can't help in their defense since they don't know shit. They're also panicking, and often make it worse. Half of them actually go to the victim to ask if they can drop the case, even though it's malicious accusations, which OF FUCKING COURSE is going to ruin your case you idiot. That is the first thing I tell them now because they keep fucking doing it. I have to run this off the prosecution's case because of course they can't tell me what they didn't do. And I feel like shit the whole time, because their life starts unravelling long before we even get to the case. Then eventually you will get to the bit where you have to discuss what happens if they lose, or worse, when they lose. In the end, even if you win, they have spent tens of thousands of dollars and months or years of their life to have their life ruined in a dozen small ways. It was your job to save them from this shit and you can at best do some damage control. I've only ever had one be found guilty, and I spent the next two weeks genuinely considering whether I wanted this job.

So fuck that.

>>49116636
I'm an actual lawyer and whenever I'm (inevitably) asked for legal advice at parties and functions, I just quote Fletcher Reede.

Usually works out pretty well.

>>49114959
>>49115151
>>49115173
Does anyone else see Pepe and/or Feels Bro?

>>49128631
I'm also not this guy
>>49128388
>>49128397
>>49128380
>>49128377

I wouldn't touch crim with a 10ft pole, I'm strictly public/civil.

>>49128287
Absolutely false. Innocent until proven guilty only applies to criminal law; civil cases generally use preponderance of the evidence, and occasionally clear and convincing evidence. That's why OJ Simpson was found not guilty, but found liable in the wrongful death suit afterwards. Defamation suits also run on preponderance of the evidence, so if the weight of the evidence shows the statement was true, then it's true.

>>49128690
So what can you tell me about shaken baby syndrome?
I was going out with a girl, and she had her child taken away, (before I met her) and then she got pregnant. At this point I am guessing its because she knew she wasnt getting the first back so she wanted mine as a second, were broke up now, but how likely is it I will be able to get custody of my child? DCFS has noted that she is not working with them at all, and she has done drugs with the child in the womb all of which I have been reporting to DCFS.

>>49124664
I stole Magic cards once or twice. But I did it with the understanding that if I was caught, there would be consequences. I accept that.

I'll take the 5 years for what I've done. I don't want more because I tried to run.

Kek!
This looks a WHOLE LOT like one of my friends, but I don't think we live near a Winter Haven.

>>49115589
The world absolutely works like that. They're going to look him up and say "Well, I can't trust a thief."

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>>49131540
You are one cynical motherfucker. I'm again gonna ask what Javert-looking motherfucker has been chasing you through the years to make you think that?

>>49115286
But it doesn't have anybody's name on it except the officer in charge. It isn't accusing anybody, just asking people to come forward if they have information pertaining to the identity of the pictured SUSPECT.

You don't flame the FBI for having a WANTED poster for Bin Laden because he hasn't been convicted yet, do you? No, because that would be retarded. This is the same damn thing.

>>49126235
Individual copyright infringement is not a criminal act, it is a civil statute violation.

>>49127395
Same thing happened to me. I went to a local yugioh saturday game play thing, and someone stole all my cards. I got so pissed Inever played the game again.

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>>49115833
pic related is the only acceptable Les Miserables movie, liam neeson makes a great jean valjean

>>49115444
What the fuck man...

>>49131634
You're an utter retard if you think companies don't run your name through profile/google searches looking for crap like this. If it gets posted on any of his social media he's fucked. Companies get shitloads of applications and any kind of criminal record is an excuse to cut you out the process.

I have a guy friend who does Social Activist stuff and can only get a job in Social Activist Charities anymore due to a couple of small crimes they got charged for as part of it.

>>49136010
Well it's mostly the case for medium-high profile recruitment. Nobody's gonna check the welder's internet footprint except if he's going to work on a 50-millions machine tool.

>>49116440
Running will only increase your sentence!

>>49115286
halt criminal scum

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Honestly, if he's willing to risk punishment and public shaming over yugioh cards he deserves what he gets. I mean they're like what, a fiver for a booster?

And honestly, it's not unreasonable for an employer to not want petty thieves on their staff if they can. Fucker looks like the kind of guy who takes a bite out of people's lunch in the breakroom fridge and puts it back.

>>49136010

I stole a bunch of shit as a kid, and tell employers. Didn't stop me getting a job with a medium firm in crim. Half of them bring it up in the interview, and they have all taken 'I was a dumbass kid' for an answer and never cared again.

And no, it's not the reason I'm not in a major firm. That's because I'm not particularly good.

>>49127538

>the Card Thief is actually some kind of dark winter warlock

>>49137179
Who the fuck thinks to themselves: "you know what I want to do with my life? Become a fucking welder".

>>49127538
God damn, I hope I'm not the only one tired of all those shows.

>>49138697

Boilermaking is good money if you're competent.

>>49138697

>welding cant be fun, enjoyable, or an honest living

just cause you haven't set foot in a shop doesnt mean you can talk shit about the people who are in there

>>49138697
The trades are some of the most reliable jobs right now. And are well paying.
And working with one's hands and making tangible and present products can be very emotionally satisfying.

>>49116206
Summerfag will be only slown down by school/uni, shitposting train has the negative amount of brakes

>>49135215
>Geoffrey Rush
>Liam Neeson
Two of my favorite actors and I somehow never knew this movie existed.

>>49135215
Is there singing?

>>49136010
>You're an utter retard if you think companies don't run your name through profile/google searches looking for crap like this

They do, but two things.

1) The guy's name was not posted, just his picture. What are you expecting employers to do, take a grainy-ass photo of him and Google search the photo?

2) IF the guy is caught, his (and all) arrest and court records are public records anyway. They'd find him based on his name, not his picture.

So, that returns us to: there is no reason for the police not to post the picture of a wanted suspect on their Facebook page.

>>49137680
>That's because I'm not particularly good.

You are evidently honest, though. Which actually might play into the "not particularly good" thing, but it's still a good quality trait to have in life in general.

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>>49115216

>>49138697
Not everyone can be a waiter at starbucks.

>>49128287

Then he's certainly free to contest as much in court and confront the evidence in the face of such allegations.

Of course, you'd have to identify yourself as the accused shoplifter in order to contest it, and be confirmed as the correct subject of the alleged defamation through witness testimony, surveillance video, and whatever other evidence can be collected in order to ascertain the truth of the allegation...

Which can then be turned around and used as evidence in the conviction for shoplifting.

Basically, bringing a defamation suit against an alleged criminal accusation like that would essentially be inviting an investigation into the validity of the charges, which means you're now in a criminal trial and up against CCTV evidence of you shoplifting. And if you're found guilty, you will face a much harder time suing for defamation because it's been confirmed by a court of law as true.

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kill all lawyers

>>49115758
Are you a gypsy?

>>49114988
>black kids respect him
>smokes at school - obviously gives no fucks
>unique hair style
>moves out of the way for girls - supreme gentleman

Literally everything you wish you were at school.

>>49139788
No. No it can't.
>>49141074
Pretty much every job that isn't involved with the criminal or banking is honest. As for fun and enjoyable -- no, it can't be those things.
>>49143310
>reliable
Which is why people do them. Not why people aim for them.
>well paying
Nope.
>And working with one's hands and making tangible and present products can be very emotionally satisfying.
This is true. People who think like this aim to be sculptors, or engineers, or some other bullshit depending on their flavour of thinking.
>>49144199
Exactly. No one aims to be a waiter at Starbucks, either.

>>49146068
>As for fun and enjoyable -- no, it can't be those things.
>This is true. People who think like this aim to be sculptors, or engineers, or some other bullshit depending on their flavour of thinking.
Welding is actually one of the most critical step for the mechanical properties of your construction, since the temperature involved often change the composition and the crystalline structure of what you are welding, and most industrial welders have qualifications equivalent to engineers because of that.

Let's not even go in the details like electron welding or the guys welding heavy duty shit like ski lifts or equipment involved in chemistry.

>>49146105
I don't see what that has to do with anything.

Sewage workers and rubbish men have critical jobs, and in the case of sewage workers very skilled ones. This doesn't mean anyone wants to be one.

>>49146068
>engineers
>working with one's hands
Maybe 5% of the engineers actually do something with their hands at work outside of typing, wanking and shaking hands.

>>49146154
Yes.

>>49146068
>no, it can't be those things.
Why ? Because you say so ?

>>49146190
I say so because it cannot be those things.

>>49146197
But you're wrong. It's a job about melting shit, I can definitely see how it would be enjoyable.

>>49146197
Why not?

>>49146197
solipsist spotted

>>49146233
Because it's a job, bluntly. But also a particularly limited kind.

This isn't actually the point. It could be the best job on the planet (it isn't), but people still don't want to become a welder. They want to become the god-tier stuff -- astronauts or athletes if they're...optimistic, surgeons or lawyers or animators or programmers if they're more grounded. Not welders.

In other words, if an action you take forces you into the kind of job you never hoped for, then it is affecting you in a severe way.

>>49115396

I hope you feel a smug sense of vindication when mullet man has reached rock bottom and murders you in a mugging gone wrong to feed his heroin addiction. He'll tell the judge that he didn't mean to stab you fatally, and the slick lawyer he hires with his ill gotten gains will convince the jury that if only you had employed him as your personal heroin disposal unit and Yu Gi Oh trainer than you would have lived, shifting the blame squarely on your shoulders.

>>49146259
So, anyone who isn't an astronaut, a rock star or the president is a failure at life?

It's not even the point - even if you end up taking up a welding job by accident or because you need to eat doesn't mean it can't be fun or enjoyable. After all, welding is a hard job, but even hard jobs can be enjoyable.

>>49146278
Anyone who is locked out of whatever they want to be is in a pretty bad way, yes.

Being knocked out of the big stuff and finding your new jobs are better than you expected is a consolation prize.

>>49146259
Usually I've found that people don't want to become those things, they want to become wonderful idealised versions of those things that don't exist in reality. The job you want isn't always the job you'll like. Besides, what constitutes a good job is subjective, people enjoy all sorts of different things. Yes, that even includes welding.

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>>49135215
>the only acceptable Les Miserables movie
>not french
>not the Jean Gabin one
Anon

>>49146068
Boiler making is retarded good money. 40/h 8 hours a day plus 4 hours of time and a half two weeks on one week off at starting where I live plus benefits as well

This thread illustrates the need for kender genocide

>>49147667
You have low standards.

>>49136010
Let me point out again that no name is tied to the image posted by the police on this Facebook. They are, in fact, LOOKING for a name. This isn't defamation, this is the police department holding up a picture and saying "Hey, do you know this guy? We need to talk to him because we think he might know something."

>>49131634
I work in HR. If someone has a record, he or she doesn't get a look in. Not my call, we just have so many applicants for every position that we need to thin the pile, so if the computer throws up that the applicant has a criminal record? Poof, out he goes.

>>49136010
>Social Activist

Ah, so a professional protestor and grievance stoker, eh?

>>49136010
Good, your "social activist" friend should have stuck to holding up a placard and shouting from a soapbox,vandalism isn't legitimate no matter how much you say you really, really, need that media attention for your pet cause.

>>49124664
I didn't.

>>49136010
>What do you mean my action have consequences?!?!?!?!?!

>>49126235
Not a crime. It's a rights issue, not a criminal issue.

>>49138697
I wish I had become a fucking welder.

>>49148532
>isn't legitimate
What a cuck.

>>49116923
>>49127218
>>49127395
>>49134351
The guy who runs the FLGS near me stopped carrying Yu-Gi-Oh! after he looked at the numbers and realized that more people were stealing packs than buying them. He says if anything, not carrying it anymore has improved his numbers, not hurt them.

What the fuck, Yu-Gi-Oh! players? Not even Magic players do this shit and they're the ones with the REALLY expensive cardboard.

>>49148601
Isn't Yu-Gi-Oh!'s fluff basically about there being a big criminal underworld behind the stadiums watching a children's card game?

>>49146117
People who work in sanitation get paid a good amount and they have a fuckton of leverage. If walmart workers go on strike, nobody gives a fuck. If the bin men go on strike, it has to be resolved ASAP because that trash (and the vermin, flies, and stink) will pile up very, very quickly.

I would dare to say that sanitation workers contribute more to public health than a hospital's worth of doctors and nurses.

>>49144833
>wanting the respect of black kids

American schools really are different.

>>49148693
That's just the manga, the cards themselves have no internal lore.

>>49148696
Yes. And?

>>49116027
Yes, fuck them. You do your job or you get dumped, just as if you were a manager entrusted with milions of dollars worth of goods and did fuck all while rioters were pillaging the store.
It's what we call personal responsability.
This freaking culture of entitlement is ruining the west.

>>49148787
Name one thing wrong with entitlement.

Protip: you can't.

>>49116345
>>implying that replacing corrupt Godless tyrants with someone that would have been responsible to someone for her actions would have been a bad idea, and a "Catholic Theocracy" to boot instead of "the balanced status quo of two generations prior".
Face it, britbongstero, the world would have been better off had he suceeded.

>>49117575
No you aren't. It's such typical antitought that nobody commented on it though.

>>49148815
Every other fucker having to pay for it and dumb niggers like you thinking that the Gubmunt has an infinite pot of leprechaun gold they can dip into.

>>49148893
See? I told you you couldn't.

>>49148902
I did. Sadly you're either too stupid or too nig to comprehend the wider implications of this mind set becoming the norm.

Niggers gonna nig.

>>49148938
You are too stupid and too nig to understand the wider implications of the wider implications of this mindset being the norm.

>>49115267
>>49127538
Floridian here, it's about an hour out from Orlando. Relatively small place.

>>49146259
>everyone in the world has exactly the same personality and aspirations
Fuck you.

>>49124664
I've never committed a crime when I was a teenager. I certanly never was so stupid as to try and steal magic cards of all things. You either accept that the law goes beyond your feels and your convenience or you should be sent to central africa to live there a couple of months and then be asked how you liked your lawnessness.

>>49126235
You really have no idea wtf you're saying. Duly noted.

>>49138713
>all those shows
How many of them are there? I can only think of one, and as far as I know its monsters have nothing to do with mythology.

>>49148815
Easy: you actually aren't "entitled" of shit, regardless of what any politician or keynesian economist might say.

>>49128397
>The fourth category, the worst, is genuinely innocent clients
I know diddly dick about law but what the fuck

>>49149178
Why not?

If I want something, why can't I get it?

>>49149187
What did you think? That our legal system actually helped the innocent and honest?

>>49149190
You can If the person it belongs to is willing to give it to you either in exchange for something or for no reason except that they want to give it to you or love you as a parent, a friend, a lover etc and they don't mind giving it to you. In any other case it's theft. If it doesn't really belong to anyone then suit yourself.
You shouldn't have to be explained this.

>>49149255
Why?

You keep making statements without explaining your reasoning.

It sounds pretty spooky, to be honest.

>>49115589
Who cares, only fucktards have legit jobs. Clever people cook meth.

>>49115741
Yeah. If it ain't worth staging an epic heist for, why steal it?

>>49149333
All sorts of people can cook meth, the difference is clever ones don't get caught.

>>49149187
US criminal law uses argumentative processes to reach a verdict. Every case is a competition between the prosecuting and defending lawyers, with monetary and professional incentives wagered upon the victor. On top of this, the prison system in the US is becoming an industrial complex operated by private interests, who want more prisoners to exist, and are capable of lobbying (and bribing) to that end- and have.

On top of that, while jurors may not all be abject idiots, few handle the duty wholly rationally, and are drafted participants. A significant amount of argument and posturing that takes place in a courtroom has little to do with addressing the facts, and much more to do with framing statements and making implications that sway the jury emotionally.

>>49115617
>It's linked to his personal identity you cunt.
No it's not, it doesn't have his name or even that he did it on there. He's listed as a SUSPECT.

>>49115758
Are you fucking serious? Just 'cos someone made a Shadowrun joke earlier you're comparing wal-mart to Saeder-Krupp?

>>49149360
>On top of this, the prison system in the US is becoming an industrial complex operated by private interests, who want more prisoners to exist, and are capable of lobbying (and bribing) to that end- and have.
At least we're gotten rid of the private federal prisons. So maybe there's hope.

>>49115543
What is this, a bait for Ants?

>>49115758
How about the employees? That's who shoplifting hurts most. You're right that Wal-Mart, the company doesn't even feel it.
>"Hey, Anon. There's been a loss of profits lately from all the shoplifting, so we have to let someone go. Sorry, bye."

>>49115304
No; it can be defamation even if it is true.

For example, if you know a girl works as a prostitute and you tell everyone in the city.

However, when it's a Crime, they put that aside for the sake of solving the situation.

>>49149515
Anon, making someone not work at Walmart is blessing, not punishment.

Has virt struck again?

>>49114988
He seems fun honestly

>>49149515
This never happens.

If Wal-Mart thought they could still operate okay with one less employee, they would already have one less employee.

>>49149613
Yes, check his tumblr
And, well, he's funny

>>49138697
http://www.ora.tv/larrykingnow/2012/8/27/mike-rowe-on-the-stigma-of-blue-collar-jobs-0_nuaou8az

>>49150270
Exactly.

>>49147916
>$90k annual
>bad

A computer animator with a college degree who has been in the industry seven years and done three feature films pulls in about 25/hr plus consistent time and a half for the last six months of the project (if the studio pays overtime).

It's not airline pilot pay, but 40/hr plus time and a half is very good.

>>49150351
>>49147916

>>49116259
In what world do you live that people who don't do their jobs get to keep them?

Pay for your shit for fucks sake.

At the very least, in order to recoup not just the loss but paying for loss prevention they have to raise prices.

>>49148948
It was called La Belle Epoch.

>>49150448
From my experience, public sector and charity work.

>>49150277
The full interview goes on a bit more on that topic. At five minutes, nine minutes, and then at twelve minutes is where they hit the good points.

>how many days after the toilet doesn't flush does pandemonium set in?
>the thing I admire most about tradesmen is that they come in, and it's not a question "gosh, is this my life's dream? Am I going to be happy today? doing this thing?" Of course, no one cares. What matters: are you contributing? Are you getting a fair wage? Do you come home to fight another day? We need to stop this conversation about being 100% fulfilled doing blankity-blank? No one cares.

>>49115661
I STOLE A LOAF OF BREEEEAAAAAAD

>>49146068
>>49146117
>>49146259

like i get that this is bait. but FUCK you. i dont weld. i cant weld. i dont want to weld. but i know a lot of people who do. and a lot of them find satisfaction in welding because its an artistic medium with the face of heavy industry. its a means to express themselves creatively in a way that is practical. this resonates with some people much more than painting, sculpting, or anyother non-practical art. Those are important, truly, we need the arts to advance culture. but there is NOTHING wrong with expressing yourself through metal. even if you are doing the job for someone else, and its not your creation, there can easily still be satisfaction and relaxation in it. I mean a surgeon does his job for someone else, a lawyer has to do his job for someone else. if thats the concept that you have of welders, that they just do what they are told and nothing else, you are incorrect.

also

>animator/programmer
>god-tier stuff you should aspire to be

newsflash fuckface, not everyone wants to sit in an office for 8 hours a day fucking around on a keyboard. sure some people want to, but its not for everyone. and if you genuinely think that animating or programming and welding are really that different (ie, using a skill to create a work for another person or for ones self), then you really haven't thought about it at all.

once again, just cause you have never set foot in a welding shop doesnt mean that you get to talk shit about the dudes working there asses off inside.

>>49149628
Walmarts are so fucking hopeless that I wouldn't be shocked if in response to something like that they just put an extra person in that department to attempt to reduce the chance of people stealing shit.

I mean there are areas they pull out of when they consider them completely hopeless, but I've seen Walmarts around here that will just take a loss to still have a presence. I probably wouldn't care enough to stop someone from stealing at a Walmart if I ever fucking went to one, but shoplifters are generally scum anyway

>>49115760
>Criminal justice major
Hey I need a refill on my latte over here. Hurry the fuck up

>>49115286
Well, considering the police here released the artwork for a suspect in a rape case and it ended up with the lynching of an innocent man...
And nothing happened to the police.
Funnier yet: there was no evidence of a rape occuring.

>>49152208
This is so lacking in details that it was just pointless to even say.

>>49114959
for some reason this reminds me of the time my buddy was working at a toy store and someone went into the TCG section and someone stole all the rares out of the booster packs for that MLP card game

>>49152398
The point is there is no consequence whatsoever for police releasing information, even if it backfires horribly.
If you can't get that then you're just retarded.

>>49152408
Of course I didn't take that away from what you were saying. Your example was shitty in that there was no actual information in it, and it sounded more like you were trying to make a case in favor of some fat kid suffering no consequences for shoplifting than you were trying to say that "Yes, the police CAN do that"

>>49149268
Because ELSE this world becomes Nigeria, extended edition, platinum collection. The kind of place where smartasses like you get raped 16 times per day, when not just shot in the head and left for God to sort out

>>49115510
Walmart will hire him, even if he stole from them. They don't give a single shit. I know, I worked there and was about the only non-manager person in my department who hadn't or wasn't actively commiting a crime during their time there.

Also they don't do a real background check beyond checking for felonies (which this won't show up as for their purposes) until you go for manager. I serioisly think this dude could wait a year and apply at that exact store and get the job no problem.