>summon demons to play games with you Would you?

>>49085077
Of course.

>Oi, Bifrons, get your ass up here, we've still got a lich to destroy! FUCK YOUR OTHER APPOINTMENTS, I'll kick that weedy little summoner's ass! Fucking Malphas always shows up on time.

If they were big tit demon sluts, why not? I'm sure nothing could go wrong

Someone, somewhere, is trying that right now.
the only demon they'll summon is disappointment.

>>49085077

I would summon succubi to rape me with their feminine penises, then play some pink mohawk Shadowrun in the post-orgasmic glow.

>>49085077

Assuming they're Cestree levels of hot, perky and enthusiastic? Of course.

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>>49085077
No? I'd rather summon devils. Demons would just be chaotic randumbs out to ruin the game.

>>49085192
>playing with rules lawyers
I'd rather just let whatever I summon eat me.

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Sure!

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>>49085077
Would YOU?

>>49085077
>Can we go back to Hell?

>>49085222
You can always rule zero. However, why couldn't I summon celestials to play with?

>>49085569
>game? Sorry, I've got a heroin addict who keeps praying to me for strength to beat their addiction, and they really need me right now. Y'know how these things go, I'm glad you understand, sorry

>>49085077
Is there anything less evil to summon? Evil is usually unpleasant.

I'd play chess with an eldritch horror.

>>49085878
>UItybfunuiubtx for the last time this is human chess, not 8thD chess. Can you please stop negaporting my pawns into the timestream?

>>49085077
as long as it's a succubus and I get to bang them as well I don't see why not.

>>49085878
That's funny, because Eldritch Horrors play chess with you.

>>49085259
sauce

>>49085795
So you're coming with another player? Why, of course, I don't mind.

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>>49086215
But anon... it's actually not porn.

Nope. Demon summoning ALWAYS causes some fucked up shit to happen. Also, OP didn't say the demons couldn't cause undue harm and damage to everything on the planet after you summon them. Also, demons "playing games with you" is so open-ended and poorly worded that it could end up as torture for all I know.

>>49086219
>helping someone conquer their heroin addiction with gaming

Are you sure you aren't the angel, anon?

>>49086239
>demons think you are so pathetic to summon them to play games with that they just roll with it and fuck off back to Hell afterwards

>>49086236
It seems cute though.

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>>49086271
You can say that.
[Dowman Sayman] Doubt

>>49086236
So?

>>49086236
I for one don't care. It looks like its done by the same guy who makes oddman 11, and that was a fun enough read on it's own.

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> Zaaxalphuox the Raper of Souls: Will play other games than Pathfinder, but will complain about it endlessly. Minmaxer, possible neo-Nazi. Somehow the most tolerable person at the table.
> Orthiririx the Butcher of Mak'lar: Refuses to cooperate with player plans and will do everything he can to derail the campaign. Also makes everything about race, to the point where you think he may have been a Black Panther in life.
> Shilaal, Temptress of the Seven Veils: Plays catgirl, complete with annoying voice. Has a herpes blister on her lip and won't stop talking about sex positivity. Reviews sex toys online.
> Fleshtearer: Just a straight up dick. Will cut your thumbs off if he rolls below a 15 all session, which is often. One of those female to male transgender people who thinks that masculinity is about being overly aggressive and violent.
> Jesserak, Tormentor of the Unclean: Keeps regenerating your thumbs, just to be an asshole. Laughs whenever you say something that he can make a double entendre out of. Has the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.

>>49086302
Wow that was a cute little story

>>49086302
Yeah that was pretty cute.

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>>49085077
Yeah I'd do it
In more ways than one as we can both imagine.

>>49086311
You have at least one eye in you're head and I'd wager a tenner you're right on the money.
He'sgot a very distinct style

>I ROLL TO REMOVE THE KING'S HEAD FROM HIS SHOULDERS FOR DARING TO QUESTION ME
>"balnathlazar, you're a wizar-"
>WITH MAGIC THEN

>>49086362
>>49086402
You guys do realize devil is under no obligation to reveal itself even when directly asked, right?

>>49086437
>at least one eye in you're head
Is the other eye fake and just slightly off-color?

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>>49086360
Not too different from my normal group.

>>49086509
Of course

>>49086494
Counterpoint:
Why would the devil take a taxi?

>>49086494
Really? Because of the demons and devils I know of they all have to reveal themselves upon the summoner's request. And usually you can ask them to stop being weird goat-bear-rabbit-crow-things and take a human shape, as well.

>>49086603
also unless you fuck up they can't leave the circle

>>49086558
Because it's faster than walking and devil is not hurting for money.

>>49086494
Even if I present the cross or trick him into climbing a tree then carve the cross into it?

>>49085077
can't even summon fucking players, let alone supernatural creatures

>>49086494

The idea of greater powers just fucking gentley around with people is good.

What's the name of the manga again where the boy makes a demon his big sister because he's lonely?

>>49086897
Oooh I gotta see this

>>49086903
It's based on a porn doujin by the artist but proved so popular that it was serialized
He also kept on drawing the porn as side stories though
First time I ever read porn for the plot

>>49086834
/thread

>>49086965
Gib sauce

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>>49086494
It the devil is somehow playing the long con and tricking the dude out of his soul by providing a cute loving girlfriend then I think nearly everyone would fall for it.

Also it wouldn't be the first time someone courted a demon/devil.

>>49086903
>>49086897
ANE NARU MONO

>>49087011
>>49086903
>>49086897
>>49086965
>>49087013
>>49087018
There ya go boys.

>>49085222
I'd sooner let whatever I summon make me eat her (○゜ε＾○)

>>49087013
I want to fuck death
Like death personified
I want to fuck that

>>49087053
PLEASE CONTAIN YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN.

>>49087077
Rwrwrwrwrwrrrrr

>>49086834
What kind of mythical beast is this "player", I've not heard of it before. Are you sure it is not a fable

>>49086965
>First time I ever read porn for the plot
I think that one goes to Avatar Transform.

>>49087146
Did that ever go past part 11

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>>49087191
No ;_;

>>49086243
/thread

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>>49087053

>>49087099
I've heard of "female players", so it must be fake, as we all know females don't exist.

>>49087053
>One off from being a haiku.

>>49087379
Just add the word hard, I did in my mind when I wrote it
But I thought I'd spare you that detail

>>49087404
>hard
?
the first and last line are fine
it's the second line that has only 6 of 7 syllables

>>49087442
Comma after the first death and personified, the second line is a break in the sentence which gets continued by the word hard
-...- also works

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>>49085077
I'd build a robot to play games with me.

>>49086822
come on jack, Halloween isn't for another month or so.

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>>49085077

I mean, honestly, trading my soul to Baphomet for someone to talk to would be a pretty neat deal to begin with. Everything past that is just cake.

>>49087766
>Fuck it, dude, take one of my legions, if you don't die horribly I'll give you a demon body -dick included- free of charge.

yfw?

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>>49087826

>>49086548
So when was the last time you visited Baba Yag- er I mean, your teacher?

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>>49087826
fuck yeah, why not?
am I rolling religion or insight to see if it's actually free of charge?

>>49087536
Is there more to this? That was cute

>>49087018
I just read all that in one sitting
now I want more

>>49085192
I'd summon a devil to dm.

>>49085178
I think that goes without saying,

>>49088098
It's porn.

Artist is film 13

>>49085077
>Tfw you'll never have a qtpi succubus waifu to play black crusade with

Why even live?

>>49085077
If there were no adverse consequences to me and they could roleplay effectively.

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>>49085259
>>49086236
>>49086302
Whelp, she IS the devil, isn't she?

>>49088261
Way to ruin such an innocent thought

>>49088552
Possibly. Ambiguity is fun.

Though I'd guess a rather high percentage of people on /tg/ and possibly in life would do the same thing if they got to be happy in life with someone they liked and found attractive.

>>49088556
Well, I'd rather be upfront instead of leading you intro something you're not.

And its not even a full thing, just a few clips on pixiv.

Overall the whole thing is depressing.

>>49088776
Well, she certainly stole his heart if not his soul.

>>49088552
>sometimes the devil just wants to be the little girl

It's oddly humanizing.

>>49088925
I'd let her steal my heart.

>>49087042
It smells like hot sulfur and burning garbage down there, and the excretions are hot enough to leave third degree burns on contact.

>>49086302
Goddamn is there no fucking standard way to romanize his name? If I want to look for something by this fucker, I have to look under
>Douman Sayman
>Dowman Sayman
>Douman Seiman
>Dowman Seiman

It's not like it differs site to site either. One manga site will almost always use all four freaking spellings.

>>49086194
See >>49085176
You don't fuck succubi, succubi fuck you.

>>49090213

The author himself uses Dowman Sayman despite whatever the sites romanize it as.

https://www.mangaupdates.com/authors.html?id=6864

>Summon imps to farm your WoW account

>>49085878
Demonata reference?

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>>49091107
Hell can I summon some demons to play monster hunter with me?

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If I could summon Daemons that would be up to playing pen and paper games with me, why would I stop there?

Of course I would, but I would do basically everything else with Daemons too.

Summon a handful of bro-tier daemons, one waifu Daemon, then cheese it. My life is good.

>>49087077
It's only death.

Someone post that image where some fa/tg/uy wanted to die balls deep in an Eldritch Horror.

I remember that thread, it was a fun thread.

>>49085176
/x/ will show you the way. But you will no enjoy it.

>>49085077
Sure as long as that's all they do. Don't want them destroying my minis or eating my family.

>>49092974
The only demons /x/ knows how to summon are from /b/

>>49085310
Lo is my favourite!

>>49086744
What money? He's the Devil, not Charon. All he has to trade are souls of the damned, and I doubt the average taxi driver will accept those as fare.

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>>49093133
>and I doubt the average taxi driver will accept those as fare.
Heh-heh-heh...

>>49087053
Thanos go home

>>49085796
I think demons would be the only guys interested in playing with people who have to summon outsiders just to play rpgs with them.

>>49094209
I mean, fairies like games and stories and stuff, right? And what else do elementals have to do with their time?

>>49093057
lol underrated

>>49094396
>summoning fey to play tabletop
Jesus christ how horrifying, I'll take my chances with the forces of the damned.

>>49085077
They better be friendly rules obeying Daemons

I had a friend who was convinced he could summon demons.

Invisible demons. That were also silent. And intangible. And unintelligent.

I'm not really friends with him anymore.

>>49098643

Why not?
Think of all the demons he could've introduced you too.

>>49092324
>summon multiple bro daemons
>only summon one waifu daemon
>not summoning waifus for your bros
You are a shit bro and don't deserve any of them.

>>49093133
Ok I want two souls, if I baptize and exorcise them they'll go to heaven yeah? Thats a free ticket to absolution right there, good deal.

>>49100835
If I have a waifu and all my bro's have waifus, why the fuck would we play board games?

>>49100835
>>49100972
You're both fools. Just summon a gaming group of all waifu daemons. Be the gamer daemon harem king.

>>49085077
>>summon demons to play games with you
>Would you?
Yeah, I think I would.

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>>49101137
>DM for a group of women that dont really want to be there.
You almost got me with that one Satan.

>>49085878
>You insist on using your own set when playing with the Horror
>All pieces lose their minds and began to writhe and scream in unknowable agony the moment he takes his first turn
>"Told you we should have used my set."

>>49100835
Can Daemons have daemon waifus?

Wouldn't they have mortal waifus? It would lead to hilarious series of events getting each Daemon-bro a waifu.

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>>49102625
>Summon 5 demons
>Summon 5 waifus
>An under age girl, a beefcake man, a fat woman, an 80 year old librarian and a giant pair of feet appear.
>It all gets a bit awkward especially when no one will admit they wished for the dude.

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>>49087053

Who the fuck doesn't, anon?

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>>49092368

You mean this guy?

>>49102944
No, but thanks. I've also been looking for that.

>Paladin dad walks in, snacks in hand

>>49103092
>not inviting paladin dad to play game with demon bros

>>49104760
>"WHAT IS THIS? DEMONS INVADING MY HOME? PUMPKIN STAND BACK!

>you're his son

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>>49086411
...ohhhh I know that face

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>>49102944
Whenever I read that, I always feel a mix of amusement, grief, and a profound sense of respect. The truth is, he is one of the few amongst us to truly live. May he forever have access to that ghostly poon.

>>49085175
disappointment reporting in, disappointment was had.

What would even be the best demon for this purpose? Would a Succubus even be willing to play if it meant getting some life energy in return?

>>49108321
A Succubus' goal would be to turn everyone into Those Guys by way of magical realm

Aren't demons supposed to be permanently butthurt sore losers?

I'm a terribly lonely person, so I probably would.

>>49085077
If there was a way to grab demons who legitimately just wanted to play, sure. If it's grabbing some random chucklefuck demon and it's a matter of luck, then no.

>>49085077
If they don't steal my soul, eat me or my cat, pull That Guy stunts, or cheat on die rolls, sure, why not.

>>49085145
>the Demi-fiend gets the True Neutral ending by teaching both groups to play tabletop.

sounds good.

>>49085077
Why does /tg/ love this picture so much? It's not even colored, I swear.

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>>49111196
BIG DEMON TIDDIES

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>>49111196
There's something nice about a girl who just loves rolling dice and playing games.

Also this.
>>49111220

>>49086360
>That whole post
That reads as a hyperbole of one of my groups from a couple years back.

>>49089500
Just how I like it.

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>>49088965

>>49088199
I already have a devil as GM

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>>49085077
>>summon demons to play games with you
>Would you?
My group would consist out of a Dick-On-A-Cart, Stephen Hawking and a harem of goddess and demonness waifus.
Would be fun times.

>>49085077
I do it all the time. Tho thay say that they are a real people and were abducted - but you know deamons lie a lot. Thats why i eat them afterwards.

>>49113644
>Failureasahuman.jpg

>>49087077
Thank you

>>49103092
>"...uh hi, d-dad. Have you met Graz- I mean Gary? And this is... Denny. And Orc-.... Or... this is Chris. Gary, Denny, and Chris."
>"Why does Denny have two heads."
>"Ha ha ha... well... thanksforthesnacksokaybye."

>>49114863
>"Why does Denny have two heads."
Siamese twin

I've pay college/university students to dress up in skimpy outfits and do house chores.

So why the the hell not?