Roll up your adventure!

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>>49079968
Let's see what I get.

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>>49079968

>>49080124
Kek, undead dancers

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>>49079968
Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>49079968
Going!

>>49079968
dice+1d100
gotta commit

>>49081122
options field m8

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>>49079968
Rollz for tha lolz

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>>49083703
Comitting

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>>49079968

>>49085090
orks on hang gliders assaulting a flying fortress. not bad.

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please be in london

>>49085154
you gun' get WAAAAGH!ed

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>>49079968

Let's dance

>>49079968
Rollan

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>>49085444
>Let's dance
>Killer Rave on Mount Olympus

>>49085490
rollan better this time

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>>49079968
Rolling

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>>49085517
fuuuuck

>>49085541
>Threat of mechanical warmachines powered by love

Well, looks like none of my players are ever going to use one.

>>49085541
threat of mechanical warmachines powered by love?

You might be literally fucked.

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>>49085563

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Let's see

Anybody ever actually done any of these? My friend tried to combine 9 and 84 , the litch got angry we stopped racing him around the world so he disguised himself as a wizard to make a cake golem and kill us. Sadly it never finished.

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>>49079968
I need a plot twist, go

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>>49079968
Rollin

>>49094690
>every problem is resolved by high fives
>have no arms
>everything is taken from me and I can't fight back
>go on a kicking quest with other handless fellows to overthrow the government

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I need ideas help.

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Gonna try putting this all together.

>>49079968

>>49097463
wut

>>49079968
Meh, fuck it.

>>49097488
Dubs speak the truth.

>Throg, why the fuck is that thing so damn bright?
>What thing, Krull?
>The big fucking bright thing in the sky!
>The sun?
>Yeah.
>Krull, it's the sun. It's supposed to be bright.
>...I'm gonna burn it down.
>For fucks sake Krull, you can't. It's made of fire.
>I'M GONNA DO IT, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

And then they into space on pure rage.

>>49079968
rollan

>>49097419
Let me tell you about my last campaign:
>It started off normally enough with just some barbarian trolls that had set up their camp inside city limits.
>We tried to rally the citizens to help us fight off the powerful trolls
>Ended up causing amassive panic instead
>Now we had a riot and powerful trolls to deal with.
>We enlisted the help of a local mage by stealing an artifact for them.
>The artifact turned out to be a music box that powered an army of undead
>The army begins to literally dance their way across the countryside
>Each time they killed someone it just added to their ranks.
>We forced the army along one route and trapped them there
>This left us abandoned in hostile orc country.
>We actually tried diplomacy
>Found out that the Orcs were actually distinguished Victorian era style orcs
>They did not appreciate having an undead Army on their border and gave us a portrait of a hideous orc man
>It was supposed to lead us to a powerful musical tool that could overpower the music box.
>We figured out there was a map on the back of the portrait
>Followed it to a dungeon.
>At the heart of the dungeon the tool we found was a gibbering mouther who desperately wanted to become a musical artist and perform scat.
>Having acquired a strange new DMPC, we followed his plot hook to a mysterious flying fortress
>It was besieged by more of those distinguished orcs flying hang gliders & attempting to attack the fortress
>All of them were too distinguished to actually do any real harm.
>We managed to get inside the fortress and found huge amounts of sleeping orks
>They all immediately woke up from their chambers and begin firing at us with strange metal wands and sabres.
>We ended up using the auto-destruct of what was obviously an ork ship from the future
>Took an escape pod to land safely on a nearby Mountain.

>>49099163
>The mountain turned out to be Mount Olympus
>The god of love was having a tremendous rave
>Nobody was interested in helping us.
>We ended up turning off the DJ to get some attention and help.
>Unfortunately all the speakers activated
>They turned out to be repurposed War Machine Golems powered by the god of love.
>Brief battle (ended quickly with the assistance of the few gods not trippin on e)
>One of the Gods of knowledge informed us that we read the map wrong and that the map was really the guardian golem and the portrait was the map to a mountain
>Once we got to the mountain, we found it infested with a great hive of bees that were very, very organized.
>We were able to sneak past the golem after raising issues with the bees over union rights.
>Unfortunately, the counter music box we had needed to be powered by a lich's heart.
>We didn't even know what that meant.
>We were able to find a lich who was very busy in the middle of a martial arts tournament
>We helped him win and received custodianship of his phylactery as a reward.

>>49099206
>So armed with the new music box we returned to fight the necromancer and his army of dancing undead.
>Swayed half his army with our bard using the artifact.
>The two armies battled at a spot of his choosing in an epic recreation of a famous historic battle.
>Halfway through the battle, the necromancer became enraged at our historical inaccuracy.
>At this point the rogue, largely useless against the undead, was able to sneak attack backstab the necromancer and end the conflict entirely.
>Then we were presented with the issue of rampant disease spread by all the undead.
>A powerful cleric sent us on a suicide mission inside of a volcano to retrieve rare herbs that would help them create the world's strongest medicine.
>The medicine actually worked too well (He rolled a natural 20! lol) and put everyone in the world under the)) peaceful suggestion of the cleric.
>He created World Peace for everyone.
>This enraged the original band of barbarian trolls from the beginning of the campaign.
>They managed to acquire enough pieces salvaged from the orc ship from the future
>They planned to wage war on the Sun since that was not part of the world.
>Seemed like they would actually burn it out killing us all.
>We managed to salvage artillery from the same future ship
>Proceed to blow the barbarians out of the sky before they made it to orbit
>We make sure nothing survived in the second crash site.
>Unfortunately we had left the Heavy Artillery behind
>Band of goblins found it and were using it to cut a path of destruction across the land.
>Our Epic Level DMPC Gibbering Mouther Bard dual wielding two music boxes of power was critical in the destruction of the artillery, but we slaughtered all the goblins ourselves.

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>>49079968
Rawling.

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>>49079968
rollin rollin rollin