Trying to come up with a backstory for my character

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>>49070816

Like pic related, except with bear gays instead of little girls.

IN THE YEAR OF 2001 RAGOZAR SLAYER OF THE CHAOS WIZARD NAMSIGAR WAS LOCKED AWAY IN A BLOCK OF ICE. UNTIL THE U.S. ARMY UNCOVERED HIS BODY THE AMERICAN SCIENTISTS DISCOVERED RAGOZARS BODY WAS HEAVILY DAMAGED SO THEY REPLACED HIS BODY PARTS WITH EXPERIMENTAL SHERMAN TANK ARMOR NOW HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM ONLY TO DISCOVER NAMSIGAR IS ALSO STILL ALIVE IS NOW WORKING WITH THE SOVIETS BUT HE IS ALSO OUTFITTED WITH RUSSIAN MiG GUNSHIP PARTS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0

>>49070816
He served in the Barbarian Legion, but was horribly wounded. The only treatment that could possibly save his life would be to exchange the damaged parts with cybernetics, but all they had on hand was a decommissioned tank.

>>49070884
This is as good as it's going to get, Anon.
But please, have some more soundtrack for this hero.
https://youtu.be/ZTidn2dBYbY

>>49070816
Setting, seriousness on scale from 1 to 10?

>>49070956
>seriousness
It's a he-man figure with tank parts, what do you think?

>>49070915
so hes be like, 50 feet tall?

>>49070956
>>49070974
...probably like, an 8. My GM is a fucking weirdo

>>49071368
Is it Masters of Umdaar?

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>>49070816
Make sure to demand an annoying buddy NPC, OP.

Once there was a good little gun, who was happy with his gunsmith papa. But then knife wielding bandits kill the gunsmith and steal his lunch. So the little gun grew up, swearing vengeance. Now he wanders from town to town, trying to find the men that killed his papa.

>>49070816
Is this a legit Master of the Universe? Or is it a Galaxy Warrior?

>>49074927
Legit-ish... it's a modern collector's series.
http://www.mattycollector.com/store/matty/en_US/pd/ThemeID.1298800/productID.251498800#.V8V4tDXuPMo

>>49074949
So's Mo-larr, Eternian Dentist.

>>49070816
Road warrior humiliated by a rival clan.

He's hunting down the people who did that to him and using them as a source of body parts. The head clanner will come last. Tank man is going to wear his face.

>>49070816

He's out to murder everyone who made fun of his idea for a helmet canon. Except the helmet canon actually was a really stupid idea so he's gonna just use an off the shelf rifle.

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>>49070816
So your dad fucked a tank once. Big fuckin deal.

>>49070816
TANKFACE, heroic Master of Warcrimes

>>49079113
I like this one best, so far.

>>49070954
aww yiiiis

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My friend got these two assigned to him, any ideas how we can get a backstory that works for both of us?

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>>49079320
These two are obviously in a loving relationship...Maybe the gay dwarf and his gorillasexbot are Tankface' roomies on Castle Glowskull or something?