As a level 3 wizard.
>>49060657
EXP, EXP, EXP
>>49060657
The ability to curse/uncurse any item I can see with a curse of my choice as an at-will ability.
The ability to cast the Heal spell as a 1st level spell.
A blank spellbook in which I can write the name of a spell and a short description of its intended effect, and the spellbook will automatically fill in the necessary arcane formulae required for me to cast that spell, even if that means inventing a whole new spell in the process. I can erase these spells from the book simply by crossing out the name of the spell.
>>49060657
A castle, a princess and a treasure hoard.
The princess has to be a demonin bed.
>>49061472
Your wish is granted.
Enjoy the first and last night with your bride
>>49060657
Probably some sick Free Racial Template stacks.
>>49060657
Innate ability bonus.
>>49061472
It's not Witch Trainer but it's by the same guy, yes?
>>49064174
As in?
>>49063064
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>49060657
Slots, Sluts and Spats.
>>49060657
Candle of Invocation x3
>>49060657
>I wish I was a little bit taller
>I wish I was a baller
>I wish I had a girl with a phone, I would call her
use all three as Get Out Of Trouble Free cards. so probably all in the same fight
>>49065979
>not wishing for a rabbit in a hat with a bat
>not wishing for a six four Impala
>>49060657
1) I wish to be in possession of all truthful knowledge regarding wish-granting items in the world including the one I am using.
2a) If the wish-granting item I am using is not cursed, and if this wish-granting item is not the only wish-granting item in the world, I wish for all non-cursed wish-granting items in the world to be in my possession.
2b) If the wish-granting item I possess is cursed, then I wish for no further wishes.
2c) If the wish-granting item I possess is uncursed, but it is the only wish-granting item in existence, I try to wish for additional wishes.
2d) If 2c is unsuccessful, then I guess I wish for a fortune or something.
3) Reserved as a contingency in case something goes wrong with the previous wishes.
>>49066980
>2b) If the wish-granting item I possess is cursed, then I wish for no further wishes.
Can't wish when you're a brain-dead husk. Monkey's Paw always fucks, all the time. You simply never wish.
I wish I had all the wishes.
>>49061472
What is this from?
>>49067111
They don't totally fuck you on the first wish. They screw you subtly one the first wish and escalate on the second wish. They don't give you the fate-worse-than-death until the third wish.
>>49060822
Why not Heal as a cantrip?
>>49060657
To reach level 4.
To reach level 5.
To reach level 6.
>>49068006
why not to reach level infinity?
>>49064234
I feel like I saw a link to some sort of dress up witch trainer thing on /aco/ the other day. You could probably find it in the 2 threads for that kind of shit they always have up
>>49068040
Pretty sure Wish only allows you to gain 1 level per casting. Probably varies from edition to edition, but that's what I remember.
Alternatively, wish for +3 to my primary attribute.
>>49068163
if it's not omnipotent, it's not a real wish.
>>49060657
I wish for the ability to cast the spell Wish once a day at my current level, I wish for a 2 foot long, 4 inch in girth prehensile cock and a bowl of salad.
>>49068188
Well it probably isn't a real wish by that definition then. I think most people here would assume he's talking about the wish spell
>>49068163
I don't think gaining exp from wish was ever really a raw thing at least in 3.5 and up. The closest I can think of is the deck of many things giving experience, but that's a fucking deathtrap
>>49060657
Make Anime Real.
Make me a magical girl.
Cake.
>>49060657
I wish for the following:
>Non-cursed Headband of Intellect +6
(You can attach an armor augment crystal to any magic item that grants a bonus to AC)
>Non-cursed Orange Prism Ioun Stone disguised as a Dull Grey Ioun Stone
>Non-cursed Feycraft Leafweave Animate Duelist's Cloak +3/Non-Cursed Feycraft Twilight Duelist's Cloak +3/Non-Cursed Feycraft Leafweave Defending Duelist's Cloak +3/Cloak of Resistance +5, with a non-cursed Greater Augment Crystal of Arrow Deflection attached and the following enhancements: un-cursed Feycraft Adamant Shield Spikes of Warding +3 with un-cursed Greater Augment Crystal of Return, and a Wand Holder
>>49068695
Poor editing on this one. I was gonna put a +5 Ring of Resistance with an armor augment crystal on it here, but then I remembered the crazy things you can do with duelist's cloaks from that one issue of Dragon magazine.
It's an armor, a shield, and a weapon, in addition to a cloak!
Vest of the Arch Magi
Greater Metamagic Rod of Maximize
Ring of Solar Wings
Enjoy being a flying invincible cunt
>>49060657
1) To be able to know what card is to be drawn before doing so when I or anyone else is drawing from a deck of many things.
2) To have an otherwise unaltered deck of many things always on hand that I can draw from, which replaces itself with a fresh deck when exhausted.
Then I would go and get urchins or something to draw the crap cards and draw the good ones myself.
Third wish would be for a really good evil laugh since I'm also probably the BBEG now.
>>49068541
>Make Anime Real.
Quit while you're ahead mate
>>49069086
>Draws a mountain of treasure, and a powerful magic sword at once.
>Wow kid, now you try drawing three cards!
>>49069171
Not just evil, but also kind of a dick. Definitely the BBEG.