Chiick Track Dark Dungeons

>>49055327
THE RUMORS WERE TRUE

FUCK

>>49055340
It was fucking hilarous and just made Chick productions look stupid.

>>49055350
He gave the movie his approval, didn't he?

Man, I remember being less cool playing rpgs in college, did we look like that to the outsiders?

>>49055381
No.

No we did not.

But goddamn, I wish we did.

>>49055390
>he didn't play RPGs during a rave

I like the fact that they put in references, even if Jon didn't get them, like 'The Shadow'

I feel like they really should have amped the ham up to 11 for the rebuking of Marcie scene; it sort of fell flat for me. Also, I spotted a copy of Pathfinder and one of the Harry Potter books in the burn pile; anyone else see anything of note?

>>49055327
Not gonna lie, I'd bang the shit out of that short chick

So, /tg/, why don't all your sessions open with goth raves to which dozens of people who aren't even playing are invited? How else do you get ready to RPG?

>>49055806
I load my RPG-7.

>AllahuAkbar.mp4

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>>49055327
>Burning up miniatures after the character dies

>>49055806
My last game was played in the back room of a country pub. I had to squeeze in between a mop bucket and a crate of piint glasses to find a seat, literally the opposite of what this movie promised.

>>49055701
The fact it had lines such as "I cast Magic Missile on the darkness" and mentions the Lich Xykon

>>49055350

How the fuck could anyone not get it's parody? If the movie wedged it's tongue any further in its cheek it'd burst right through.

>>49055701
They had the Illuminati d20 on one of the computer screens that cracks me up every time I see it
I would definitely buy one of those

>>49055327
Well, fuck me. Somebody had fun doing this movie.

>>49055327
Yes, most of us are subscribed to Jon.

>>49056952
In his defence if I saw the works of Jack Chick for the first time I would assume that it was some sort of super exaggerated parody of the late 80s to early 90s Satanic Panic thing that America was afflicted by. That plus a boat load of conspiracy theorists.

But no, turns out he really is that hate filled and delusional.

>>49055531
>The Shadow
What's this referencing?

>>49057227
Its the bbeg in an older older movie by the same guys. Every time they said his name they would repeat it
>the shadow!
>the shadow!!
>the shadow...

>>49057227
Obligatory homework
https://youtu.be/oSynJyq2RRo

>>49055741
Mrs. Frost wasn't that short m8

>>49057284
The shadow.

>>49057342
The one they focus on at 6:00.

>>49057382
Oh yeah I see what you mean

>>49057358
The shadow?

>>49057733
The shadow!

>>49055327
>not.
Didn't we Kickstart this?
Like I know the Kickstarter got posted here a while ago and a bunch of anons said they were backing it

>>49057840
La Sombra?

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>>49055327
>Opening scene
Wait... Wait, I know those faces.
The fuck?

>>49058255
A parody can remain a faithful adaptation to the original

>>49055327

If they wanted to summon Cthulhu, why didn't they play CoC?

>>49058584
Bc normies didn't know bout chuthlu when jack shit wrote that comic

>>49059757
Normies still don't. When my mother saw a Lovecraft book in my house she thought it was porn because of his surname.

>>49060769
It is porn just not for four dimensional beings