I hope you take good care of your horses, /tg/.

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>>49049388
No horses in my current game.

Only when I marry one!

>tfw DM made me marry one

I'm known as the horse slayer though. Whenever people mention what that sounds like I kill more horses.

In my Sunday game, we're in the big city, so horses are kind of a nuisance. Instead, we have a half-orc rickshaw driver that the party is probably going to end up hiring on a full-time basis.

Boluk is literally retarded, but he's honest and knows the city better than any of the party members. Best NPC in the campaign, thus far.

-10 horse points

I take good care of horses sexually.

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>>49049388
As a GM, I hope my players take good care of their horses. Bad things can happen if they don't.

I take care of my horses. Never know when you need additional glue and/or food and/or leather supplies.

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Trolls like horsies.

>>49049388
Mine just made got on the Senate. It was a very grueling campaign, but our platform of "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth" won the hearts of the voters.

Party bard keeps telling me not to get stabbed.

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>>49049388

>>49049388
I try my best. It's a pain getting replacement parts for when it breaks down, though.

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>>49054849

>>49049388

Of course. I lavish care and affection up my horse. Its carapace gleams and threatens like no other coffin-breath.

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Very good care.

>>49054849
Yeah, horse anus is a wonder of engineering. Very hard to find a replacement.

>>49049917
No horses? What do your players ride?

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>>49055105
Wenches.

>>49055105
Your mom.

>>49055105
Motorbikes, undead constructs and dragons