OY, Ya git! Welkum tuh da WAAAGH! 'Ow Orky iz yuh?

>>49010439
I petted a squig, once.

I once krump'd one'a dem spiky boyz.... wif'out using my choppa

I pay wiv m'own teef

>>49010912
*KRUMP*
I pay wiv 'is teef

>>49010439
ALL 'AV YA KNO I FOUGHT DEM TAU GITZ AN' I ONLY CRIED FOR LIKE 20 MINUTEZ

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>>49010439
I iz so Orkly, I once krumped humiz so proppa dat dey turn into Boyz.

>>49011414
Zogg'n Mork!

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>>49010439

Diz one toime, at Grot Camp... I stow' da Boss's favorite pet 'umie an' ate him all 'hole, even wiv 'is bitz still on 'im! Wivvout downin' et wiv any fungus beer, oi 'ad da runz for weekz...

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>'Ow Orky iz yuh?

>>49011741
Dere'z a 'ard humie if I eva saw wun.

>>49011769
Ee's da bestest humie.

>>49010439
I'm BS 2

>>49010608
Proppa ork