Does anybody on /tg/ still play Fruit?

>>49010220
It lost its apeel after the edition change.

>>49010262
first post best post

>>49010220
stopped playing when Whole Foods jacked up the prices on the expansion sets

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>>49010220
>Mango got more nerfed today
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>>49010220
Pear master race reporting in

>>49010220
it's just an antique, overrated, convoluted system by today's standards. expensive too.

>>49010220
If you're not rocking a plum with red on the inside, you need to give your tartness a check.

>>49010220
Why does /tg/ keep shilling GRAPES? Stop shilling GRAPES!

Lords of Citrus expansion was fucking retarded.

White grapefruit is the most broken shit ever.

>>49010645
But anon, that's not how you spell pineapple.

Avocado and tomato are NOT vegetables for the last time! The creators even said as much on twitter.

Durians & Dragonfruits is overrated

Ever since vanilla Banana fell by the wayside, I have felt ostracized by the games increasing complexity.

Waiting for the day it gets cancelled, and then Fruit of the Loom can buy the IP and reboot it as an LCG.

I'm sick of fucking melon supremacy. Why do I have to play a cantaloupe just to be relevant? I want to play a banana, but watermelons can do all the same things as bananas and can also be mixed with vodka, so what's the point?

>>49013769
Bananas work great with the ice cream supplement if you're fine with third party material.

My party is sick of playing the good guys all the time; has anyone run a vegetable campaign?

FOR THE AVOCADO

PURGE THE UNHEALTHY!!!

>>49013903

>Fruithammer 40G fags in this thread

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>>49013903

>>49013793
To be fair, the ice cream supplement makes nearly any build work. It's kinda OP, I don't allow it at my table.

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>>49010220
Some fruits are just better than others. Pic relevant.

>>49013961
what the

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>not maining kiwi
>being a shitter

>>49017815
Oglaf. That's one of my favourites as well.

>>49017902
>Not being Lemon master race
I want kiwifags to leave.

>>49017962
My Citrus Brethren

>>49013919
You're just jelly of our healthy oils

If you're not playing some type of stone fruit variant, I don't know what to tell you, you're just wasting your time out there.

Peaches, Nectarines, Cherries, Plums, Apricots in one genus?
And ALMONDS!

And now they're hybridizing inside the group, have you ever played against a Pluot? Fucking impossible to stop.

>>49018053
>powerplaying
RP is 60% of RPG, anon. Don't be a munchkin.

>>49010220

>not playing Meat: the Conquest

Stay pleb virgins

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>>49010262
FUCK

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>there are shitters IN THIS VERY THREAD that don't play Pomegranate

explain yourselves

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>>49010220
This is how my last session of Fruit went
>edgelord tryhard of the group is a mango
>lolsorandom memer is an "ugli fruit"
>me and friend are banana and blueberry
>session starts, mango tells gm to have me roll for peel
>has been trying to get me killed the entire campaign
>"bananas have the shortest shelf life, check the rulebook"
>gm tells me my con should be high enough to stay fresh, I agree to roll
>save
>mango is butthurt
>later gm rolls for random encounter
>bird comes flying at us
>we all throw death saves
>mango crit fails
>shredded by birdy
>edgelord loses his shit and tells us all to go fuck ourselves
>leaves
>mfw
No fruit is tastier than sweet justice

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Yes, my character is indeed a fruit.

>>49014230
Not Avocado or Tomato though. Not well, anyway

>>49018257
The ''how do I eat this'downside is pretty crippling. Its hard to make a character who's motivation is anything other than 'convince people im worth it/ find frozen yogurt

Any Infruitnity players here? I've been building a pearoceania army lately and I'm searching for someone to test it against

>>49017962
>Playing lemon when Orange exists
Pls go and stay go

>>49018549
Citrus as a whole is a convoluted mess. I mean, most of them are some sort of hybrid of another two, and going for one of the original four (pomelo, citron, papeda and mandarin) is just giving the Bowl Master an excuse to shit all over you.

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Can I play my homebrew fruit?

>>49018923
Why would you make homebrew for something that's already in the rules?

I'm really deep in the Vegetable Kingdom but I just can't get past the onion guards
What am I supposed to do to them? Their multi-layer armor is insane and even if I manage to kill one it makes my fruits sweat juice uncontrollably

>>49018981
You need the aluminum shield, anon. If you missed it, you didn't visit the mossmans abode in the delicatessen swamps.

>>49018410
He sent a bird after you guys on the first session? What level did you guys start at?

>>49018477
>allowing tomato or avocado at your table either
I know the crunch is written out for playing Fruit but fluff is completely wrong, fits better in Vegetable.

Apple slave what do?

>>49019361
Eat?

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>>49010220
>Mfw GM trying to make my Apple of Peelor fall again.

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>>49019390
>Eating without peeling first

>>49020861
> peeling Apple
His bonuses exist for the reason of not needing to. Unless you are referring to being in the kingdom of pairing, then carry on.

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>>49010262

So what music do you guys have on while running a session?

>>49024755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU

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>>49018932

What if I told you it was really a tomato/tobbacco hybrid I just painted red?
fuck your rules, Imma tomatillo deck and wholefoods can't stop mewhen I play it casually outside tournaments

>>49017902
>kiwi

peeled or not peeled?

>>49013769
>not play Durian masterrace
>giving a singular flying fuck about the smell debuff.

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>>49010220
Goddamn weebs with their Dragon Fruits. I tell them, I don't care how healthy it is, it's still a weeb fruit.

Pomegranate for life brothers.

>>49028915
It's justa a meme fruit anyway and only gullible idiots fall for it.

>>49028799
>opponent can't deal with the debuff
>win by default

KING OF FRUITS STRIKES AGAIN

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local edgelord tried to turn our last session into a team killing fuck fest when our BM let him use stuff from that 3rd part 'vegetables' book to create some weird salad build.
mfw my build was Grapes of Wrath.

>tfw total party blend

How viable are apples?

>>49031335

The humble apple is portable, crisp, can be eaten peeled or unpeeled, and gives a specific bonus against Doctors.

Shit yeah apple is viable. Apple is a jack of all trades, able to cover a fair amount of roles pretty darn well. Convenience, Crispness, Juiciness, Flavour, he covers them all.

>>49031335

Just make sure to build a Granny Smith, Pink Lady or Honeycrisp.

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Screw apples!
Who /jicama/ master race here?