Third Iteration of the Middle Eart Race War

>>49008693

Goblins: !rST1eq5jEM
Gondorians: !!17psUqrMfYS

Aye last thread I was applying for Seamen.

reclaiming Thorinlings

check other thread for edits you requested

will be back asap, making a drive to the store.

>>49008752
Dol Amrothi or Cirdani?

>>49008752
Is this a thing?

>>49008847
Dol Amrothi I assume are the pink ones so them.

>>49008876
gotchu. pick a leader name and fix sig. no memery.

>>49008884
Whitmore is leader name I cant be doge like the doge of venice?

>>49008907
nope.tar.giz

Posting to see if im still b&

>>49008925
Can I still call myself Doge when RPing?

>>49008796
Yah my lte is unbanned

>>49008964
sure, i mean, understand that this is nerdy af middle earth RP faggot bullshit. go here:

>>>/qst/501470

THAT is how gayballz we are, so we expect a high level of RP. if you can contribute and intelligently insert based doge, go for it. Me and !jW6 are oldfags, so we are always DTC wih legit lolz, but typically SandNiggeria and such faggotry are indications of shitty players with shitty imaginations, so we typically proscribe dat shizz.

>>49008693
Desert men reporting in (trying to remember trip)

>>49009056
That's not it. If this isn't it either I'll just take goblins.

>>49009023
have ya already got a reason for gondor being separated?

>>49009090
Goblins taken, nvm.

Horse Lord Beofrith
Rohirrim

Almost home
jW6

>>49009153
try Abbo as leader name

>>49009117
assplain pls. you mean adding Dol Amroth?

>>49009266
Abbo? What kind rohirrim has a name like that? More fitting for a hobbit if anything.

ok im set.

>>49009366
>>49009356
>>49008964
ROLL CALL

FIRST POSTS HERE FAGGOTS

LET'S MAKE MIDDLE EARTH GREAT AGAIN

...AGAIN

>>49008693
This thread still on? I'm back to finish what I've started

>>49009427
SWEEEEEET roll here>>49009424

Rolled 58544 (1d99999)

>>49009424
Roll to attack Noldor and the semen

>>49009424
The Noldor tear into the sons of Gondor. Rend their frail limbs from their mortal carcasses.

>>49009424
IM here

>>49009463
>>49009464
o shit strong no contest open.

this shall be a war to remember...

>>49009463
hey now We are both men of Gondor must you attack? We may not be one nation but allied together we may come close to re-unification.

Rolled 80289 (1d99999)

>>49009424
-Rohan fills West and southern reaches of Rohan region.
-Spill South.

>>49009427
The newly risen King of rohan seeks to unite once again with the men of gondor, as it was in the past. What say you?

The newly risen king of rohan

Rolled 33170 (1d99999)

>>49009424
Thorin II, son of Magni III, the Bronzebeard, ever watchful of the elves orders his mean to watch the southern border hoping the peace holds (counter if attacked by the Celebrimbori). If we are not to go to battle this day we seek to shore up our eastern flank by consuming the uninhabited lands south of our kin the Danelings.

>Thorin ends his meeting with his generals by demanding that his sex slave elf Rahera be brought to him at once. With his father gone, he is becoming more open of his relationship with her.

>>49009520
waiting on your roll, my Lord Whitmore...

>>49009497
Let the games begin

>>49009520
Alright let's just say I won't seek war with you right now. Just keep out of my shit and I keep out of yours

>>49009521
If you assist me on my war against Noldor. Remember they hold a huge part of Rohan

>>49009585
dice+1d99999

I roll to move north but not against other gondor.

Rolled 12862 (1d99999)

>>49009623

woops

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The Noldor push into the Gondor even as the Andals slash a salient into Rhovanion.

The Dwarves expand into unclaimed lands on their periphery.

The newly risen Rohirrim consolidate their holdings.

The Dol Amrothi expand in Western Gondor.

>>49009623
type dice into the options under name

>>49009594
The agreement is made. The rohirrim shall assist you in the war against the Noldor. So it begins.

Rolled 68869 (1d99999)

>>49009521
I have no quarrel with you, and i would be happy to cede you land as equals, not as your master of old. This is the fifth age; surely it is time for Rohan to stand as tall as Gondor. Come out of his shadow and into the light my friend.

Smite the Southron mortals for their insolence

>>49009670
>>49009642
shit. Shit OP is shit.

>>49009642
Defend first this time. Retake the Gondorian lands held by the Celeborn scum. Then rape and pillage their lands. Leave only the prettiest maidens to my personal harem

>>49009665
So be it. The new age of men is here. I see you as an equal and as a brother and together we shall free middle earth from the filth

Rolled 2879 (1d99999)

>>49009642
>Heresy!!!!
cried Thorin's brother Durin.
>How dare he sleep with such filth
the elders have staged a coup in Khazad-dum
Durin is named king!!!
Thorin is found at the bottom of a raveen near Erebor.


>Durin the Young orders his men to fill the rest of the unoccupied tiles south of the danelings and then march on the goblins driving them west.

>>49009642
The republic of Dol Amroth switch to taking the lands west of them intending to keep some distance between them and the other nations of men until their intentions are peaceful.

The elected Doge decides to send a message to the king of the gondorians in Minas Tirith.

"Hail to you my fellow man! Although you may still follow the belief of kings and monarchies and my nation was once part of this nation we need not go to war. Indeed quite the opposite for are e not fellow men in a world where men are surrounded by inhumans? So should we not ally to ensure neither of our antions fall against those who are not Gondorians?"

>>49009525
Oaths we have taken in maintaining the Peace of Mirkwood.

The petty Gondorians assail me in the south. I do not ask you to march to my aid, but know that the greed of gondor knows no bounds.

Rolled 42450 (1d99999)

>>49009760
forgot

Rolled 26113 (1d99999)

>>49009642
-Rohan attacks noldor territory inside Rohan.

>The rohirrim rally their armies. The vast waves of calvalry covering the plains is a magnificent sight not seen in a life time.

>>49009670
You are a fool if you think I will trust the words of an elf. You insult me and my father's before me for laying claim to the Wold. There will be no more words between us until noldor flags no longer fly in my homeland.

>>49009742
>Noone has seen Rahera, or any of the elvish slaves in days. Word is that Durin sent them into exile with the rest of their kind.

>>49009767
Durin's only thoughts currently are driving the goblins back to whence they came. We will not fight you any time soon, and we will think about a while regarding aid you may soon need.

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The Rohirrim march North, allied with Gondor.

The Dol AMrothi expand their holdings further.

The Thorinlings start a war with the leaderless Goblin Kingdom.

Rolled 44828 (1d99999)

>>49009853
Into Rohan. Teach these short lived children of men the meaning of deference.

Rolled 91189 (1d99999)

>>49009853
>ONWARD!!!
>My father was a coward to make peace with the goblins. He was too scared to fight a war on two fronts. But the these scoundrals have no place east of the mountains.

Keep driving the goblins west.

Rolled 98776 (1d99999)

>>49009760
>>49009665
I propose that all kings of men should ally until the rest of middle earth is under our rule. Elves are to be treated as an eternal enemy and no peace should be made with them until we have driven them into the heart of their precious forest

>>49009853
>>49009873
Gondors Uruk slave army bred at Mt Doom march west to not only take more Celeborn land but to come to Rohans aid and crush the Elven invasion

>>49009853
To the north-east the doge sends armies intending take both of the eastern passes through the white Mountains.

Rolled 73454 (1d99999)

>>49009853
-Continue assaulting in rohan.

> The rohirrim may have had doubts of their new King before, but those are washed away with his successful plan against the noldor. The entwash has been crossed and now the horse lords prepare for the inevitable counterattack.

>>49009908
AYE! Death to those knife eared bastards! I will send aid once I expand the serene Republics borders.

Rolled 50357 (1d99999)

>>49009918
Forgot again.

>>49009948
>>49009950
You two should ally aswell to make the Trinity perfect.

Also nice pali

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The Kingdoms of Men order themselves in battle array against the Noldor. Striking North, the retake all that has been lost and much more beside.

The Dwarves continue to attack the Goblins.

>>49009853
who is still open?

>>49009986
The Noldor March against the Rohirrim.

Rolled 9574 (1d99999)

>>49009986
Rolling to take the last White mountains pass and then spill overs to take the land in between me nad gondor.

>>49010005
Hobbits
Cirdani
Danelings
Goblins
Easterlings
Haradrim
Uruk-hai

the 3 kingdoms of men are kicking ass right now; Men is a solid dominance bet.

The Bardings are envassaled to the Dol Amrothi.

The Sindar are envassaled to the Celebrimbori.

>>49009976
I agree with allying with the proud nation of Rohan. Do you King Beofrith?

Rolled 42843 (1d99999)

>>49009986
Gondor marches northwest to cut off Noldorian provinces in Rohan from the Celeborn mainland

Rolled 51614 (1d99999)

>>49009986
we will march south through the easterlings, to begin surrounding the mountains west of the sea of rhun

Rolled 86531 (1d99999)

>>49009986
-The rohirrim attacks noldor inside rohan.

>While celebrated in song for many a night, the first assault on the noldor was against an unprepared and unsuspecting foe. Once across the river the rohirrim are met by increasing resistance by a vengeful elven host.

>>49010038
ill take halflings

Balin


>>49009986
move south to engage the Rohirrim

Rolled 18928 (1d99999)

>>49010095
forgot dice

>>49010052
I am not opposed to such an agreement conditionally. You take the threat of the cirdani with your fleets, and yes, we can stand as brothers.

>>49010133
Excellent let us hope this alliance continues for a long time. I must spend quite a time building my forces however we are more inclined to trade, you see.

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A King arises in Eriador and marches South.

The Tribes of Men continue their assault on the Noldor, who are hard pressed on 2 fronts.

The Dwarves, tiring of Goblin necks, cleave into the Easterlings.

>>49010156
Let it be known that the nation's of man stand united. This age shall be remembered as the age of men.

Rolled 72205 (1d99999)

>>49010202
The Noldor press their attack on the horse fornicators.

The blood of ages is feeding the thirsty eart because of the silver tongue of a less than King who will be happy to see 60 winters of middle earth. Only the Halflings stand with the elder races. but such an ally! the Men will soon know true fear...

Rolled 46639 (1d99999)

>>49010202
Let us continue this fight with the Rohirrim. slay them evenly on our front

Rolled 19640 (1d99999)

>>49010202
The aging doge sends forces to take the land in between the nations of men with luck they will be the republics soon and then he can focus on attacking those who assail his allies.

AYO NIGGAS


walking to the corner store. back in 20. after reading through what you all post, best RP will get a 1 time +4T.

game on flagons.

Rolled 23844 (1d99999)

>>49010202
Surround the mountains, moving the easterlings aside in the process, if spills continue south through the easterlings.

>>49010240
>>49010246
let our superior races unite against the heathens and restore balance to Middle Earth?

Rolled 10911 (1d99999)

>>49010202
-Defend vs halflings
-Defend vs noldor

>The reports that halflings march to war against the rohorrim is thought a jest at first. Further reports ensure a host is dispatched to patrol the western border of Rohan.

>>49010133
>>49010156
So be it. United we stand. United we prevail.

A new threat to the rule of man has risen >>49010113
and Rohan is being attacked from two sides

>>49010254
Do the Dol Amrothi uphold to their promises and come to Rohans aid in this darkest hour?

>>49010202
Gondor takes as much Noldor land in Rohan as possible. Then cedes it to King Beofrith as he is the rightful rules of hose lands.

Rolled 60907 (1d99999)

>>49010316
Forgot to roll. Or take my post roll. WHichever you wish

>>49010316
Not yet we must still consolidate power at home before we can send a force north to attack the manlets.

>>49010293
>DUBS!!!!!
Oh how the gods have shined their glory on our battles with these leaaderless easterlings and allowed us a foothold in the south. What a glorious day for the Durinfolk and all the superior races of middle earth. let this be known as the day we embarked on a mission for a cause more holy than mount erebor itself. Durin is highly please that the Halflings have joined in this struggle.

>>49010376
>>49010293
we accept and await the response of the elvenfolk
>>49010264

>>49010329
>>49010254
Alright guys we have to finish up those Elves fast now. That Durin guy creeps from the north and that other guy is getting strong in the west. We're going to be surrounded by angry insecure manlets soon

>>49010341
Aye. I'll fill up Mordor and Harad with my next turns.

Also sorry for shitty roleplaying. I'm not so much into LOTR lore

>>49010302

the Old doge of Dol Amroth sends a message to Rohan

"Hail! You have laid claim to lands that we consider part of our authority. If oyu could give these lands to us then I promise when we march against the Stunties any land we take that is east of or 1 tile next to Isengard will be givne to you. Agreed?"

>>49010376
>>49010404
We will march with you. We are the First Alliance of Elves, Hobbits, and Dwarves. We keep what we conquer as we do not seek gain but peace.

Can you both agree to this?

>>49010530
Just let him. None of us will get a bonus for Gondor anyway because I'll only give it up in the end when we share the world among us three

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War has truly come to Middle Earth, and the lands of Rohan are watered with the blood of three races.

No one gets the bonus, for i am an exacting Maiar.

>>49010756
Charge into the horse children. Slay all we find.

>>49010404
I propose we talk the Rohirrim off of the table, as they will be forced to flee and envassle with either Gondor or Dol Amroth. What say you? Their fallow lands mean little to me, and much less to them it would appear, as i offered it to them free of blood price and they forsook my enteritis...

Rolled 72860 (1d99999)

>>49010530
>>49010736
The mountain pass into rohan is not part of gondor. It's part of the rohan region. Thanks for the help, gondor. I was hurting.

>>49010756
-Rohan attempts to push the Hobbits from rohan.
-Attack noldor in rohan.

>>49010756
The frail old Doge in Dol Amroth sends a letter and the army marches to attack the Hobbits

Rolled 5098 (1d99999)

>>49010756
we agree.

Attack the Rohirrim!!! Forward halfmen!!!

>>49010825
This was me, sorry.

Rolled 1189 (1d99999)

>>49010756
Defend first then fill up white space in Mordor. If the Dwarves touch Mordor, cut their hands off

> as i offered it to them free of blood price and they forsook my enteritis

The thing is that we consider entire Middle Earth our lands

Rolled 68010 (1d99999)

>>49010835

Rolled 67038 (1d99999)

>>49010756
The alliance is complete then.

The Durinfolk will march south through the easterlings and into Mordor

>>49010860
ah, but we will always gain back 3 tiles you scoundrel.

>>49010835
As time passes things change. The Doge of Dol Amroth is dead. A successor has been appointed his intentions are unknown. He has not objected to attacking the Hobbits but rumors are that he has elvish ties and darker rumors say he poisoned the previous Doge.

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OoC: shameless self promotion... I AD'd and Produced this video, long ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FyE3zjJH-Y

The Rohirrim bear the brunt of the First Alliance Assault into the South.

The Halfling bonus is devastating...

The Dwarven Armies march south as the Gondorians make a land grab in Mordor.

The Great Alliance of Men is strong like Iron.

...but are they brittle?

>>49010854
>>49010860
>King beofrith calls a meeting to discuss the coalition now marching against them. Rohan has become a battlefield for all armies to my despair. The elves, dwarves, and hobbits are now united against us.

Rolled 24770 (1d99999)

>>49010974
Attack the Rohirrim. Teach them the meaning of Regret.

Rolled 37418 (1d99999)

>>49010974
Push into Mordor and turn west into the Gondorians

>It is time the men of the south feel cold blow of our hammer.

>>49010974
The new Doge continues the war against the halflings. Even riding out to the battlefield himself.

Rolled 8727 (1d99999)

>>49010974
We send our forces against the Dol Amrothi

Alliance stronk

>>49011052
>>49011073
Fucking bonus.

>>49010974
Defend first. Fill more white in Mordor

>>49010995
Dol Amrothi is taking care of the halvlings. I'm being raided from behind by Dwarves so you should deal with the Noldor. Keep rolling. Stand your ground. DO NOT DESPAIR

>>49011073
pali!!!!

>>49010974
-Defend vs hobbits
-Defend vs noldor
-Attack hobbits with remaining

> The king has been in a state of despair in the last year. His attempts to unify Rohan has led to his people being slaughtered by the merciless inhumans. He rallies his defence at helms deep, knowing if it is taken then Rohan may be lost forever.

Rolled 29347 (1d99999)

>>49011087

>>49011087
I aint taking care of anything. The bonus makes it so I cant do shit.

Rolled 48003 (1d99999)

>>49011096
Forgot roll

>>49011073
Your Alliance only brings you pain. Follow not in the foolish footsteps of your father. Ply the seas and expand your empire. You need not bleed for Gondor's greed.

>>49010995
When will you lay pride by the wayside and make peace? I have offers for you and your weakened and sick people. WOuld you sacrifice all to sate the bloodlust of a Steward with pretensions of Empire?

>>49011120
>>49011099
>>49011098
>>49011091
>>49011009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxchcNLWpH4

>>49011099
For now. As I said, keep rolling.

Did Aragorn lose hope when Helms Deep was under siege by thousands of Uruks?

Did Gandalf lose hope when Saruman betrayed him and beat the living shit out of him?

Did Faramir lose hope when his lands were burning and his family was dying on him?

No. And if you're getting whooped by a bunch of deformed freaks you're not worthy of being a king of men.

So keep rolling nigger

>>49011181
I am a doge not a king. I'm going to negotiate for peace. Halflings state your terms.

>>49011122
... i thought we were allies...
not for me?

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GAMEPLAY

I NEVER do this as i am a big fan of fate, and my life has taught me that fate is unfair, but i am Nerfing Hobbits down to a rebound of 1T. I am not trying to be a shit, Balin, but i do not want to incite ragequits, and let's be honest; it would take 3 of us rolling against you just to dent your mighty kingdom. The +1T is still the best bonus in the game (with this many rollers anyway).

War. War never changes.

>>49011172
i see your badassery and raise you a feels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_qqTxhXy7k

>>49011218
WHOOPS. this is how gains turn to losses. sorry mang

Rolled 33689 (1d99999)

>>49011223
I roll to retake my lands. fuck peace (for now)

>>49011223
fair enough

defend from men, spill into Gondor

Rolled 24484 (1d99999)

>>49011204
It is treason, then (wrong movie I know)

As the limp-wristed weaklings of south Gondor surrender to a bunch of manlets the saving of Rohan is up to the true ruler of Gondor

>>49011223
Defend first. Take Celeborn land in Rohan and cede it to the king of Rohan

Rolled 69561 (1d99999)

>>49011246
dice

>>49011251
I aint surrounding yet.

Rolled 58644 (1d99999)

>>49011223
-Attack noldor.

> The hobbit armies shying away from the task that is seiging helms deep leaves the rohirrim the chance to counter the elves.

Rolled 46219 (1d99999)

>>49011223
Charge over the mountains and through the orcs to meet the gondorians in battle!
>Durin

>>49011273
If surrender is an option to you, you just might give up now aswell

>>49011251
pali
>>49011282
dubs

GLORY

Rolled 56253 (1d99999)

>>49011223
Return arrow fire! Engage the Horsemen! Fuuuuuuuck why did i nerf my ally?!?!?!?

...oh yeah, I am not Ash or Sapphire B^))))))))

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Words with meaning.

>>49011375
The doge orders his men to once more attempt to take back the pass. Fighting with them himself.

>>49011375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBOTwqqERik


FORWARD!!!!
INTO THE GONDORIANS!!!!
LEAVE NONE ALIVE!!!!

Rolled 25109 (1d99999)

>>49011397
forgot dice

Rolled 72737 (1d99999)

>>49011342
I'm nerfing you tho. Your territory is totally static :^)

>>49011375
Defend the manlet attack in Mordor. If there are points left, build a corridor towards the lonely mountain through blue territory

>>49011375
full assault on the Rohirrim

>>49011423
>almost a 5d pali

SHIT

3d works too I guess

Rolled 16205 (1d99999)

>>49011432
damnit

>>49011375
Strike the Rohirrim.

Kill them all.

>>49011397
wow. such tone. very hair. much 'core.

Rolled 4846 (1d99999)

>>49011396
Forgot

Rolled 20448 (1d99999)

>>49011375
(Sorry no rp, busy a sec)

-attack Hobbits inside Rohan
-attack elves with extra

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OoC: good friends of mine. Got BTFO on the contract for their latest music video. faggots took my concept and shit it up with a mediocre DP. Such is the way of things, mah guess.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nice+and+blue+pt+2

Where's OP? This waiting time is like the Wessex map all over again

>>49011465
Wrong trip again ffs.

>>49011579
Hmmm to attack or sue for peace. The pass is split. Halflings give em your terms for peace and I will decide on it.

>>49011580
uncouth and uncalled for. :/

Rolled 17508 (1d99999)

>>49011579
AGAIN!!!
ATTACK THE GONDORIANS
We will never cease our fight with man. Fuck those guys and shit.
~Durin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HemKGDavw

>>49011579
Defend first. Keep digging that tunnel towards the lonely mountain through Noldor

>>49011580
nevermind
>>49011605
It's not your fault m8. I know it's not easy to be OP

>>49011465
>>49011587
How many trips do you need? kek

Rolled 10084 (1d99999)

>>49011579
tighten you belt and leave the pipes at home guys... into the Rohirrim once more we charge

Rolled 35528 (1d99999)

>>49011650
Fuck

>>49011660
>>49011601
Give me your terms for peace I need to know whether to attack again or not.

>>49011677
convince all men to cease their wars toward the north and we will have peace.

Rolled 26313 (1d99999)

>>49011579
Into the Rohirrim!

>>49011465
Why do you fight for him? He expands his holdings whilst you bleed?

It matters not, mortal. You shall soon be a trophy on the wall and a line or two in the halflings book...

>>49011579

Into the horse children. Kill them all...

>>49011650
>>49011605
Also fuck you. This is war. There is no room for politeness

>>49011695
>>49011674
>>49011587
My fellow men perhaps we should negotiate a peace between us and the halflings then we will have 1 less enemy to fight? And that enemy is the strongest enemy

>>49011734
we will have no peace as long as man attacks elf and dwarf

>>49011770
Hmm then I propose all our nations be at peace and focus on expanding elsewhere.

>>49011696
>He expands his holdings whilst you bleed?
We all know I will liberate the shit out of Rohan again if you go in too deep

>>49011734
I'm not going to compromise. Not this game m8. If you make peace with the Elves. The Dwarfs will fall in your back and vice versa. If one of us goes down, everybody goes down. And I'm not going let you endanger my mission

>>49011720
Aaaaaaand favorite player status has been awarded.

>>49011734
Leave it to the merchants...

>>49011770
This. And the halflings are the Leaders of the First Alliance in the 5th Age.

Rolled 4915 (1d99999)

>>49011579
-Attack the noldor in rohan.

Rolled 9702 (1d99999)

>>49011799
Seems peace wont happen not this turn. Rolling to attack halflings.

>>49011799
>Aaaaaaand favorite player status has been awarded.
Can I get that +4 bonus you meantioned?

>>49011734
You honor your word or I shall ride south and take the lying tongue that uttered it.

>>49011842
you can have my +4cm cock you heathen

>>49011852
halflings are the strongest faction peace with them would allow you to focus on the elves. But alas there shall be no peace and so we march to war.

>>49011696
>>49011795
You elves may divide yourselves, but men stand together. I will never fail to support the gondorrians as we have done for ages.

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This is the theme for the Rohirrim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=685br8I_SpU

the war continues between Men and the Aged...


...seriously, listen to it.

>>49011842
I was going to give it to you but then:
>>49011873
>>49011873
and then i kek'd. The Men cried out,"but muh balance" and i looked down and said:

zoz.

>>49011905
Then you shall die together, as vassal or freeman.

>>49011907

Slay the Rohirrim.

>>49011886
Use your bonus to creep up that coast

>>49011907
Defend only against Noldor. Keep going towards the lonely mountain

>>49011907
happy with the gains the Serene republics troops are making against the halflings The Doge orders more men to be marched out hoping to get a crushing victory over the Manlets.

Rolled 90611 (1d99999)

>>49011931
Shit.

>that 60 seconds waiting time

Rolled 11668 (1d99999)

>>49011907
shove our weecocks down their Rohirrim throats, kek

Rolled 8000 (1d99999)

>>49011936
Roll

Rolled 35444 (1d99999)

>>49011907
>Slaughter the Gondorians.
Short and simple, like our people, was our king's orders

>>49011955
>dubs in post
>quads in roll

I take a few things I said back. You are truly a man of Gondor. But this would have been wasted if you made peace

Rolled 27615 (1d99999)

(SA as my theme, fuck yeah.)

>>49011907
-Defend noldor
-Attack Hobbits in rohan.

> The villages of rohan are nothing more but razed piles of ash. All citizens live in the capital or helms deep.

>>49011976
>>49011955
FUCK!!!!!

>>49011979
trips, not quads

>>49011992
You got some aswell.

>the Dwarfs seriously think they will find anything in Mordor

I have already sacked all the resources for my Uruk slave army. Might aswell change that Morder bonus to +0 lol

You've been lured into a wasteland and I'm going to take your throne in turn

>>49012027
The only thing we seek is Gondorian blood upon our axe, you women's cunts around our cocks

>>49012061
I gotta admit the inhuman alliance has the best insults.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

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>>49012061
Come and try. I am ready to make a joke out of you

>>49012084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQlgrw31St0

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This is the last roll-to Mupdate for ol' Haliax. I am going running then i am going to a bar to pretend this ship aint sinking. If !jW6 wants to pick up the OPing then it will be canonical. Otherwise, go to the /qst/thread and save the tab.

From the bottom of my empty heart, thank you Tribes of Men; you made the game great again. Sorry to dip, but serial risk requires break points.

To reiterate: ROLL TO HERE. LAST ROLLS WITH HALIAX AS OP.

Personal message to !jW6: you are my butter gider. i hope you pick it up, but no worries if not. see you soon, friend.

>>49012135
See you around.

Continue corridor towards lonely mountain

Rolled 31716 (1d99999)

>>49012135
-Attack Hobbits and retake helms deep.

Rolled 53883 (1d99999)

>>49012170
This can't be true.

>>49012135
Attack the manlets once more press my advantage.

>>49012187
>4D pali

nice

Rolled 67389 (1d99999)

>>49012190
And to be specific im moving to take Isengard and separate the Rohan Halfling lands from the rest.

Rolled 5979 (1d99999)

>>49012135
when you leave the elves will be slaughtered man... i want to but i also dont want your people to die after living this long (three editions)... lets see what say the group and I will decide.... good luck out their sport. drive em balls deep. you my brudder brah.

Also, you know i will continue when it picks back up.


ATACK THE GONDORIANS!!!

Rolled 59871 (1d99999)

>>49012135
Kill the Rohirrim


>>49012220
and a pali man, on fire!

>>49012135
>>49012171
>>49012190
>>49012220
>>49012232

This was the last roll then?
I'm going to sleep then. It's 3:30AM and I gotta work tomorrow.

I hope I will catch up with this thread accidentally again (just randomly saw it while searching for a Europe-risk)
This was pretty much the best risk game I've played in the past 2 weeks btw so thanks ya'll and gn8

>>49012135
Into the Rohirrim!

>>49012220
aint no thing. Worst case, me and the Sindar get envassaled to the Cirdani. The downside of BTFO: you make natural alliances.

THIS IS THE BREAD THAT NEVER ENDS, CUZ IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!

>>49012269
me or haliax (this OP) host around this time almost every day on tg so stop by bro.

>>49012269
MAKE SURE YOU STOP BY

>>>/qst/501470

>>49012287
going to go shit and shower for the day... many make a couple phone calls (god i hope one is willing), but will return to host something im sure

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FINAL MUP

thanks for playing Niggers. TCs will be recorded.

>>49012331
ASSAULY+T THE GATES OF VAGDOR!!! LEAVE NONE ALIVE!!!

night lads

>>49012287
my plan is to eventually envassal all of middle earth
~Generic Dwarf name here
>>49012363
best round by far bro

>>49008752
You can apply your seamen wherever you want, honey.

if any of you want to play another game i will probably post a link here in 30 mins or so...

>>49012512
sure thing

>>49012838
>>49013142
>>49013142
>>49013142
>>49013142