Stat me, /tg/.

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>>48991401

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Stat me, /tg/.

I prefer the owlbear. At least that isn't just outright spamming

>>48990318
fake/10

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>>48991601

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>>48991601
Balance meme.

I think things might've actually been better when nazi mod was in charge

>>48990318
Best girl/10

>>48991697
My nigga.

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>>48990318
Deception +4.

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>>48990318
1 or 2 levels in Wizard or Warlock and a tonne in Rogue.
>>48991697
Also this.

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>>48990318
level 1 Bard

Some day he'll reach 20 and be pic related

>>48990318
Level 12 Brutal Garçon.

>>48992057
Dude wishes he was as bard as the crow.

Now eat your meat.

So what would be the best build for a caster pretending to be someone pretending to be a caster?

>>48992136
High charisma. Never let anyone see you casting magic, only let them see the after affects then explain it way as some kind of mundane thing. If you have to only let them see you casting lvl 1 magic but make a big deal about it.

>>48992136
>>48992196
5e: Fey Warlock, using all the at-will illusion shit they can get to pretend to be a Cleric or Druid.

INT: 6 WIS:4

Entirely based on choice of shirt.

+5 on CHA checks vs. weebs

>>48992370
Hid choice of shirt was wise as fuck for that scene.

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>>48990318
The lesson for you here is that you shouldn't start a thread about the best girl with a simple "stat me".

Seriously though, I think Kaiki would be a high-level Rogue with no multiclassing whatsoever with his highest Stats being WIS and CHA, quite a lot of DEX and second to no CON.

What's his alignment though? Chaotic Neutral?

>>48992750
He does know a bit of magic as transferring the bee demonstrates.

>>48992844
Wasn't the bee simply a hoax? I thought it was something akin to hypnosis, but maybe I just misunderstood it

>>48992872
>believing Kaiki
Looks like he's better than you gave him credit for.

>>48992872
Nah brah, the bee was real.

He played Ararara like a fiddle because he didn't want to actually kill a little girl. He still made off like a bandit with all that dosh and anyone who might have looked into it thought Araragi solved the case.

Everything was just as kaikaku.

>>48993031
>>48993157
Damn, I'm fucking confused now.

So he was only faking to be a fake? I'm really not sure what to think anymore.

Next you're going to tell me that his name isn't even Suzuki

>>48993197
Yeah man he was pulling the ol'double bluff.

That was his real name, unless those other two specialists are pulling our leg but I'm pretty sure they know the real deal.

Unless he was conning them in his preteens.

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How 'bout me, /tg/?

>>48993351
Nice shirt.

>>48993351
10/meme

>>48992750
Full rogue, and the truest of neutrals- he is not even evil or malicious, he just gives no fucks. Actually, a good guideline to playing an interesting "I don't care" N character.
>>48993241
>Unless he was conning them in his preteens.
He was conning them into thinking he was conning man. Kaiki is classy.
>>48992872
That's expertise: deception also let's not act like we don't all now that everything related to monsters in monogatari is just a metaphor for teenage life issues. Best metaphor I have ever seen tho.

>>48993351
Dank/10

>>48993655
So the bee he put in /fit/ sis; real or fake?

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>>48990318
Str 10
Dex 10
Con 14
Int 14
Wis 18
Cha 16

Feats: Skill Focus (Bluff), Skill Focus (Sleight of Hand)

All skill ranks into bluff, diplomacy and sleight of hand.

>>48993737
>con 14

Dude got brained by a 13 year old.

If anything his dex should be higher to account for lock picking and stealth skills.

>>48993737
>>48994235

He also easily outran Kanbaru, guy is fast as fuck but goes down with a single hit by a middle schooler.

>>48994260
Did he? Was she in monkey kill mode? I forget.

>>48994260
>>48994235
He survived, though.

>>48994260
Movement speed isn't really a function of dex, though. If anything, that's con (or str) as well.

>>48994552
Did he, anon?

Did he really?

>>48994587
Well I mean, yeah. You see him with a beard and everything.

>>48992136
Simple: 5e DnD, Arcane Domain Theurge Wizard.
Become a wizard trying to be a cleric trying to be a wizard.
Get wish at level 14.

>>48994821
Are you suuuure that's him anon? Reeeeeeeaallllyyy?

>>48994882
This thread is really giving me headache.

Was he a ghost in Hanamonogatari? Did he trick me into thinking he was alive or is he now tricking me to believe him to be a ghost?

Was he actually struck down by that middle schooler or was that part just made up? Is this ever even mentioned by other characters?

Mind you, I'm still currently watching Hanamonogatari so I might sound pretty stupid

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>>48994968
If only we knew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MoPZdmDERE

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>>48995138
Thanks mate. Nearly lost the thread.

>>48994968
He probably is alive..We haven't encountered any reason why he might not be in the anime. I have not read the LN though.

>>48990318
Pretty much impossible, his whole character is based on deceiving everyone, even the audience.
It'd be easier to stat the Araragi siblings or kiss-shot or Kanbaru's rainy devil mode or something. In fact, pretty much anyone else.
He's pretty damn fast for a (supposedly) normal human, but hasn't shown superhuman abilities like some of the other members from the occult research club. He'd be a pretty neat dude to base an npc off though.

>>48993715
Maybe both. The supernatural is based off human perception. Perhaps it started as hypnosis, but the belief was so strong it created an actual oddity.

This thread is making me want to run a monogatari themed freestyle game, basic stats and a 3d6 system, mostly made up on the fly. Any tips? I figure PCs should be normal humans, just discovering something abnormal. One, maybe two mysterious npcs that know about aberrations. Perhaps a curse affects one player, everyone is trying to get rid of it. Mysterious character is an npc who can solve it for a steep price. Characters don't want to pay them (duh), but npc only gives vague hints because it amuses them to watch the pcs struggle to solve it. Can anyone help me flesh out the idea? Any good curses or anything?

>>48995632
First and foremost, and I know I'll get flak for this, don't be afraid of changing the truth. If players stumble upon the truth of the plot early on change it but make sure it makes sense. That is to say don't make what they know a lie just add to it. Another twist, another NPC that has a hidden piece of the puzzle that maybe they didn't realize mattered. Be consistent, but from your post I think you understand how things work.

Let's see. Curses. ell that depends on what region this would take place in. A bit, at least. If you are allowing folklore from other countries in whatever area it takes place in that could factor in the story.

Maybe the PC has no recordable identity? Their name can't be written down. They can't have their picture taken. All info regarding them just stops at a certain point, even if others keep interacting with them.The secret is that they are a changeling but don't know it. The real them was taken to fairy land. Unfortunately fairy magic can't change bureaucracy. They don't change in any way from a normal person until whenever you decide to bring back the real them and then you make changes as you see fit. Or don't.

Or! The PCs' shadow has gone. They must find it before they fade away. The shadows left to enact their innermost hidden desires. A string of crimes can be linked to the shadows by the players figuring out each others desires./spoiler]

>>48995816
Shadow one is pretty legit. It's something they could get by without, since their clothes would still have shadows, but it'd certainly be something they'd want to solve. Plus, you know, the whole fading away eventually thing.

>>48995888
If one goes too long without finding theirs you could have a moment where it seems the shadow, having fulfilled most of it's desires, looks mostly human. Maybe it seems happier and more well adjusted than its owner. Then you wonder which one should stay and have a little bit of monologuing about which is more real, the shadow that truly lives, regardless of any wrongs it does, or the person who lives by principles that stops them from being a chaotic selfish jackass. Or a moral fag who just can't stand by while bad shit happens anymore.

>>48995632
I think it's important to know the characters before deciding on a curse as most of the times they reflect the characters shortcomings or traumas in some sort of way.

Otherwise, go for something simple that nonetheless create tension and conflict between characters. Something like "X must always speak the truth" or "X has to answer all questions truthfully". This would also be easily integrated into a characters past and a trauma he has to overcome.

Making the apparations expert into a overly vague and teasing NPC sounds good to me, especially when a player himself is cursed. The cursed one has to defeat the curse by character strenght, so the the expert only dropping small hints sound best.

I'm really not quite sure though if a Monogatari would work that well though. The series is so character and dialogue driven that you'd need very dedicated players. I think going completly freeform would also be a good decision unless you want to include the over-the-top fighting sequences as well

>>48995973
yeah, thinking about it freeform is the way to go. The excessive violence in the series only works because of Araragi's regeneration, and in a mystery game there's no fun if you just roll INT and WIS checks through everything.

>>48995973
Yeah you're gonna need players who love roleplaying their characters talking for hours on end about tangentially related subjects if you want to make this Bakemonogatari-ish and not just fantastical mystery thriller.