How do you play a party of worthless pieces of shit?

My current shadowrun players have this down to a science

>>48964365
This, so much this
Most people do, without even trying

I just be myself, of course.

I thought the point of tg's was role playing.

Kinda hoping that my Vampire: The Masquerade game comes out like this.

>>48964340
>Play
You always crack me up, anon.

>>48964340
Just crack out Amber diceless roleplaying.

>>48964340
Be incompetent.

Unknown Armies is great for this.

Say things that you know are stupid to say, but in character. Make decisions or actions that are obviously scummy.

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>>48964340
>a party of worthless pieces of shit?

It comes naturally, just have everyone there be themselves.

>>48964340
Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay.

>party comprised of beggar, rat-catcher, coachman and peasant

Extra shitty because you randomly roll your profession so guess what? You could've been a noble.

>>48964340
That's called real life.

>>48964340
luckily i've been method acting for years

>>48964340
Play D&D.

>>48964340
Everyone is John