Exiling things just feels so... clean.
Yare yare daze.
>>48931855
GOAT card. Also, its a goat card.
Nobody ever expects it.
>>48932086Either you expected this, and therefore are wrong in this card ever being unexpected. Or, you didn't expect this, and I get a cheap laugh out of you
>>48931855
My favorite card.
>>48931855
so satisfying to slowly gain control of all my opponent's stuff, as the look of horror on their face grows.
>>48932122
The latter, anon. I thought it'd beForce Spike.
>>48932259Naw. Almost chose sunlance though
>>48932169
my favorite thing about it is that it has first strike so half the time blocking it is not an option and it basically has flying
>>48932284
Both cards are criminally underplayed in modern.
>>48932515
I Play tithe in W hatebears. It's relevant almost always and I laugh my ass off against Affinity.
>>48932142
Get out of here mark, don't you have a set to design?
>>48932592
Do you have a list to share?
>>48931855
My favorite card, it has great art and its very good, specially in EDH. I also love tribal decks so I get to use it a lot.
I could probably think of something else if I thought on it for a while but it's a great card.
I even named a stray I found a year ago after it.
>>48933926
stray cat*
He was like a day or two old
>>48933926
>>48933929
You named a cat Craterhoof?
The sheer amount of shenanigans this thing has facilitated over the years is staggering.
>>48934041
Yea. When we found him he had some worms and other shit we had to take care of but that went fine.
He's about 16 months old now and is a good kitter.
>>48934068
That's a cute story, anon. I'm happy for you and Craterhoof.
>>48934093
Thanks.
Wotc's blog was even doing a "magic related pets" thing when he was a month or two old and they had him in their post.
>>48934068
Awww, that's pretty cute anon. My cats names are Gus Bus, Reggie (aka The Smell, or Schmell), and Allie (aka Moo).
>>48932306
using this with fireball.... *heavy breathing*
>>48934287
Doesn't the Fist cause any X costs to become 0? Or am I missing something here?
>>48934287
Are you breathing heavily because you spent 5 mana to do 0 damage?
>>48934287
Wow, insane 0 damage strat.
>>48934297
>>48934301
>>48934319
thats just for the extra targets. the x cost is included in the cost of the card itself so its covered by the 5 mana.
>>48934349
>the x cost is included in the cost of the card itself so its covered by the 5 mana.
wrong, retard
>>48934349
...no.
>>48934355
ha, spoilsports. guess I wasn't the first one with such an obvious idea.
>>48934388
>ha, spoilsports. guess I wasn't the first one with such an obvious idea.
anon I'm gonna ask you a question right now, and I hope you answer me honestly
Are you legitimately retarded?
Speaking of 'clean' cards. Counterspell and Murder are both great.
>>48934399
Wotc's thing with "centered rules no flavor" works on wrath but I don't think it works for counterspell.
I think just having "Nature doesn't walk." centered as the entire card text of overrun would be good, but that wouldn't go over too well.
>>48934394
Nope, its just you projecting again.
>>48934414
>Thinks X cost cards can be manipulated outside of actually casting them
>Tries to argue it for a second post
>Teehee those spoilsports wouldn't let it work.
(You)
>>48934441
>thinks manipulating x-cost cards is unthinkable
>tries to argue it for a second post
>Teehee you are retarded
(You)
>>48934068
Pics or it didn't happen
Pics of the healthy cat that is
>>48934408
Many iterations of counterspell did in fact have flavor text.
>>48934500
This is from June of last year but he hasn't changed much aside from getting bigger.
>>48934518
I know, that's my point. Having just "Counter Target Spell" on a card isn't that great.
>>48934500
Here's a much more recent one I found with a friend of mine but it's pretty blurry.
>>48934349
Nigger you went full retard.
>>48934486
Wew
>>48932086
The thing is, the guy running this is doing more damage to his own win percentage than his opponents'.
I just love everything about this card, especially the artwork.
10/10
>>48934541
>>48934579
Is good cat
I rate cat/cat
Either this or Counterspell.
At least one copy goes into every blue deck I make.
>>48935319
man this would be a blowout in draft right now
>>48935319
Does it protect from all sources which have CMC of 3+? If so, it's amazing. Why isn't it played in modern where people tend to cheat in 3+ cmc cards?
>>48935840
It's a mini-progenitus pretty much, that's why I love it.
It used to be Momentary Blink, then the novelty of flicker wore off.
So now it is GG.
I can't believe no one posted black lotus yet.
>>48934127
le spork xD
>>48936051
>hurr durr my favorite card is an overpriced meme
>>48936051
Why would anyone have a boring card as their favorite.
It's not even THAT good past the first handful of turns.
This dude. I just love playing with this card. He brings a whole team along! And fasilitates so many shenanigans! Fun powerful card.
Speaking of just great clean cards - Lightning Bolt. Got a problem with toughness 3 or less? Burn it with fire (or lightning to be exact)
>>48936344
You're right on the boring part, but it's always good.
>>48936570
I mean sure, 3 free mana is good, but there's a pretty big difference between a 4 drop on turn 1 and a 10 mana thing on turn 7.
>>48936602
In non rotating formats 10 drop on turn 7 is extremely slow and the game should've ended by then.
The only wrong thing with modern, legacy and vintage is their entry cost. Seriously, fuck the speculators. I'd actually enjoy it if they allowed to use proxies in tournaments.
>>48936624
I don't like modern, legacy, or vintage because it's just mostly the same shit over and over again for weird 2 turn kills.
I don't like standard either, though I think it's better than eternal formats.
>>48936647
You are a living meme.
>>48936748
How am I meme.
>>48936799
You've clearly never played or even watched Modern, Legacy, or Vintage. You think that Standard is the best format. You are either memeing me or you are the meme.
For when you like magic but hate the people you play.
>>48932243
I also love being targeted by everyone on the table.
>>48936856
What do you mean? Every deck in legacy/vintage has already been made and categorized into styles with very few differences between. Hell, you probably know every single card in someone's deck of they mention one word to name their deck.
>>48936856
>You think that Standard is the best format.
I /LITERALLY/ just said that I don't like Standard you dense fuck.
Just a big fuck you
>>48937032
The idea of turn two kills being common is evidence that you have never played these formats.
>>48937146
You said that Standard is better than Eternal formats. Standard and Extended are the only non-eternal formats, you dense fuck.
>>48937880
>Standard and Extended are the only non-eternal formats, you dense fuck.
>What is sealed, draft, commander, casual, cube
>>48937900
>commander
>casual
>not eternal formats
You just went full retard.
>>48938124
Usually when people are talking about eternal formats they're referring tot he ones people play competitively (as you very heavily implied in your post in >>48936624).
If you're playing casual or commander games that end on or before turn 7 I'm really curious as to how the fuck you're playing the game.
>>48938170
So you don't actually have a grasp of what Eternal means. Also, I'm not that guy.
>>48938200
I know what it means.
I also know what people usually mean when they say eternal (that is, modern, vintage, and legacy).
>No Birds of Paradise in the whole thread
Casual scum.
>>48938215
But that isn't what people mean. Everyone knows that commander is eternal. Honestly, I have better things to do than sit here and point out that you're a retard. Enjoy...whatever format you play, I'm really not sure anymore.
>>48938348
Well if you could read (which you can't, apparently) you would see that I listed the formats I play in >>48937900.
DnT reporting in.
>>48938399
See, that looks like you're trying to list non-eternal formats, not tell me what you play. Anyway, you clearly haven't played Modern, Legacy, or Vintage, so your argument is invalid by default.
This card full fucking stop
No, I don't care if Ravager's supposedly more powerful, it just satisfies my inner Timmy/Melvin for powerful abilities and artifact creatures.
>>48937640
I could never grasp why this made people so salty back in standard. All the aggro decks that board wipes shut down don't run counterspells, so nine times out of ten it was just a more color intensive wrath.
I've never played or owned this but I'd love to use it somehow.
Posting Nazi Portal
feels powerful and has great flavor text
>>48940461
You called for Nazis?
>>48940607
>>48940607
Have you ever looked up invoke prejudice on gatherer?
>http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=1488
>Multiverseid=1488
>1488
Meme magic is real.
>>48940699
>It's actually 1488
holy shit anon that's great
>>48940688
>Increasingly racist edit of racially charged card gets Hitler dubs
>>48935840
pro 3+cmc while having 1 toughness means you die to bolt and boggled.