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Silly Magical Texts 2016-08-22 04:01:14 Post No. 48928060
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Silly Magical Texts Anonymous 2016-08-22 04:01:14 Post No. 48928060 [Report]
Just for fun, I'm looking to create a list of silly and semi-serious magical textbooks for when players inevitably ask about the contents of a bookshelf. I was considering also giving some of the books minor enchantments, but I haven't come up with anything like that yet. Here's what I have so far:

Popular Prestidigitation: Volumes I-V, James Gary Wizard-at-Law
Everyday Necromancy, Franklin Nebuchadnezzar
Silverthorn's Magical Almanac, Folsom Silverthorn
Easy Explosions for the Enterprising Explorer, Erik Elston
Advanced Explosions for the Experienced Adventurer, Erik One-Eye
Expert Explosions for the Extremely Reckless (Restricted Printing), Erik the Insane
The Alchemist's Cook Book, Paul Cohen
Backyard Enchantments, Benjamin Fernglow
Jaw-Dropping Illusions, Hastor the Magnificent
An Idiot's Guide to Illusion, Hastor the Magnificent
The Definitive Guide to Illusion, Hastor the Magnificent
What Illusionists Don't Want You To Know, Hastor the Magnificent
Sleight of Wand, Fizzle Panaxim
Salacious Summoning: Succubus Edition, Richard Strong
Practice Safe Summoning, Richard Small
Common Safety Spells, Leomund
Advanced Protective Magic, Leomund
They Are Coming to Get You: How to Stop Them, Leomund
Extraordinary Enchantments for the Discerning Craftsman, Jefe Stuss
Keeping Your Fighter Happy: Basic Enchantments for Armor and Weaponry, Anthony Yellow
If I Cast It, A.J. Sampson
Field of Dreams: Constructing and Maintaining Hallucinatory Terrain, Phillip Alden
An Expert's Guide to Enchanted Blades, Jeffrey Dweomer
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Planar Travel, Cosmo Kramer
Verbal, Somatic, and Material Thinking: An Introduction to Inventive Incantation Formulation, Tenser

Also looking for some Pratchett-esque wizard titles if you guys have any good ideas.
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 04:39:38 Post No.48928612
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>>48928060

Applied Augury
Unlife on Loan: a Guide to Preservation
Manifesto of Meta-Magic
Divining Morals
Transmutonomics
Sorcery Solutions
Thay Cuisine
The Warlockess
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 05:01:05 Post No.48928939
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Out of Quills and far away
Enhance your 'Mance!
Mazed
The Likeness of Lycanthropy
Spiritual Liege: Ward the Beginnings
De Bello Garlico, the Vampiric Wars
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 05:07:15 Post No.48929017
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>>48928060

Hastor is a glorious bastard. These are pretty good.
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 05:10:26 Post No.48929058
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>>48928060
>the lusty kobold maid
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 05:14:18 Post No.48929093
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Libations in Love
Faces of Mana
Do as I say, not do as I Dumbledore
Spangalor Galore, Armoring for Wizards
Fracking Faerzress
I couldn't cast less
Opaque or Obtuse, Divination for Beginners
All quiet on the Astral Front
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 05:16:45 Post No.48929129
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>>48928060
Wizardly Enhancement, Magic Johnson
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 05:25:42 Post No.48929231
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>>48929129
>Wizardly Enhancement, Magic Johnson
slow
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clap.

could not have done better if i had a week. consider this stolen good sir.
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 05:37:58 Post No.48929384
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Carry on Leyward Son
Do not disturb my circles! Summoning Safety, Archimedes
Mechanus Gear, Solid Snape
How I survived the dreaded Gazebo
Casting Magic Missile at the Darkness
Homo Fireball, Maximus Recentibus
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 05:40:30 Post No.48929400
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Never came up with an author, but my sorceress made heavy use of a pilfered copy of Elementary Elementalism when she was learning to harness the phenomenal cosmic power stapled to her soul.
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 06:05:27 Post No.48929668
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Ghost Division; A Treatise on Necromantic Math
Dregs and Dragons, Realizing the Potential of Kobold Bloodlines
Le Sapeur Savant, Siege Magic
The Flame and the Void, A whole Load of Nothing?
Would you kindly, Enchantment Etiquette
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 07:13:18 Post No.48930255
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Pyromancy and You: Bringing an Inferno into your Life, Agmus the Bright
Fireproofing your books for Dummies, Agmus the Burnt
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Anonymous 2016-08-22 08:38:20 Post No.48931216
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>>48928060
The Joy of Casting, by Rob Boss
A Brief History of Magic, by Sparrowhawk
Starting Magic and Thinking Magic, by Magic, Inc.

Also Harry Potter books (scroll down): http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_books
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